The ladies ease us into a false sense of security with an early morning tennis match and Swedish dog-grooming duo before their girls' night in turns into a modern re-enactment of Lord of The Flies. Key takeaways: When you meet a hot guy, ask yourself: What would Lu do? Tiki torches replace Big Pharma as the emblem of modern-day capitalism, and Leah firmly cements her place in Housewives history with her flying fanny.


Follow Faith: @faithh_elisabeth / www.faithrichardson.co.uk


Follow Lou: @lougrogers / www.LouisaRogers.net