Martin the boxing coach is on hand to dish out surprisingly insightful psychological support to Tinsdale who is working through a lot of frustration right now, then a day-trip to the Orchard ends in an a-maize-ing lack of self-awareness for the ladies. Key takeaways: Lou's virtual Eurovision plans get shot down in a spectacular fashion, the spread in the hired mini-van proves to be more abundant than most boutique hotel offerings and we have a vested interest in co-operating with Texan cake toppers.


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