This week I have one of my first Bravo insta friends, Priscilla from @bonjourbitchesblog! I'm so happy she was able to record with me because SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THE BRAVO WORLD THIS WEEK. 

We obviously start with Naomie and Metul because WHAT THE FUCK. Ever since he tried to stop her from eating carbs at a coffee shop, we knew he was bad news and he finally showed us how much he truly sucks. This also brings us into my current dating situation, which while recording this (only two days ago) I had a boy obsessed with me...and it's already fizzling out.

We also address the Ramona firing rumors and if anyone would actually care, Sutton's nonstop tears, the AMAZING RHOP premiere because that show is the gift that keeps on giving even if Robin can't stay awake for it. Also, I'm all for Gizelle being a hoe all over Maryland after that shithead Jamal.