Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener
120 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★ - 10 ratingsSorry I Offended You features real, raw and hilarious conversations discussing self expression, culture, society, entrepreneurship, politics and more. This is a place for the spiritual rebellious leaders who were born to stand out.
Who the F*** is Brandon Marshall Havener? ...
... Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss is a the philosopher for weirdos who are smart enough to understand it. Writer. Podcaster. Comedian. ARMY Vet. Arcturian Rebel .. maybe Arcturian Army Vet too idk..
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117. Is getting revenge on your enemies useful?
January 17, 2023 15:48 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MBEven if you aren't trying to be provocative you are going to come across online bullies who put a lot of energy in defaming you.... the more visible you become. I always say that dealing with cancel culture and online bullying is the shadow work of visibility because this is the exact thing that makes online success and fame feel unsafe. Are you truly unsafe though? In most cases not... but your mind says otherwise. This is one of the biggest issue online entrepreneurs face an...
116. Important things to consider before having your husband work in your online business.
January 02, 2023 19:15 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MBThis is what you need to consider before hiring your husband to work in your coaching business or any online business. Find out more about what I'm offering on my link tree - https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou how does one keep their masculinity? How does a man keep his masculinity if he is working? For his wife or in his wife's business. Now, first I want to address the common saying that I see in the boss babe groups or the women influencers of the world or women coaches, and that's...
115. What does Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg mean about us?
December 31, 2022 16:35 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MBWhat does the Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg beef mean about us? Can we really be upset about our elected officials if we constantly entertain this same circus in different forms? Find more of my content and my programs here - https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou
114. Is cancel culture fixing the coaching industry?
December 14, 2022 00:33 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBThe coaching industry certainly has it's issues. I would be lying if I said I didn't feel and extremely familiar feeling back when I watched The Tinder Swinder. Over the years life coaches, influencers, money / business coaches and of course MLMs have gotten a bad rap. Oh... and I'd also be lying if I said I never witnessed seeing women behind the scenes having the financial boundaries violated. Sometimes making multiple 6 figures a year with nothing to show for it in her bank accoun...
113. Life coaches, polarity coach, womb healers & metabolic experts are being blamed for mass shootings
November 29, 2022 18:10 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBLove And Light Confessionals did not let a tragedy go to waste and saw a great opportunity to boost her personal brand and audience. Unfortunately a mass shooting happened last week at Club Q in Colorado Springs. Unsurprisingly a member of the anti-coaching HR Department Love and Light Confessionals responded in less than 24 hours putting the blame on life coaches, womb healers, metabolic experts and polarity coaches claiming that they all have homophobic and transphobic rhetoric which...
112. The divine feminine is actually fascism
November 15, 2022 19:24 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBDid you know when a woman talks about... Being a Goddess Being in her divine feminine energy Being a spiritual woman Taking bubble baths... Letting her husband drive her to date night Getting her nails done And having children... Is actually what Hitler himself wanted? Women... what if breast feeding is just alt right propaganda that is leading us into fascism? On this episode of Sorry I Offended You we touch on these hard topics that are leading women ...
111. Believing that there are only 2 Genders is white supremacy
November 03, 2022 23:25 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MBWelcome to a world where gender doesn't exist... where your beliefs around gender was rooted in white supremacy all this time... where grown kids spray their parents with a water bottle for not following your ideology and where teachers tell their students everything about their sex change and their sex lives. Shout out to libs of TikTok for finding all of these videos that I shared in this episode of Sorry I Offended You Find me on all my platforms: https://linktr.ee/Sorry...
110. Is Taylor Swift Fatphobic? Part 2 - The fat acceptance cult is mad about Anti-hero
October 26, 2022 19:21 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MBThe fat acceptance cult has lost their ever damn minds as they try to tear down taylor swift because of her anti-hero video. Will Taylor Swift apologize to the cancel mob? Or will she claim Queen-Status and ignore all the miserable haters? find out on this episode of Sorry I Offended You w/ Brandon Marshall Havener Fuck Cancel Culture - Join Here
109. Is Taylor Swift being fatphobic in her anti-hero music video?
October 24, 2022 22:43 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MBTaylor Swift is the latest in the crosshairs of the ultra woke and cancel culture because in her new music video Anti-Hero she stepped on a scale and the scale said fat. Of course a small portion of the Swifties had their complaints... well I have something to say about this nonsense too. I only hope that Taylor Swift DOES NOT APOLOGIZE! Join Fuck Cancel Culture - https://brandon-havener.mykajabi.com/fuck-cancel-culture More violent, More Dangerous and More Problematic than be...
108. Teacher thinks it's "LYING" to not tell her students she's with 2 men
October 21, 2022 14:31 - 12 minutes - 11.9 MBIn this episode of "Sorry I Offended You" I take a look at a video a teacher decided to post because she is having an internal battle with telling her students that's she's poly. What boyfriend should she tell them about? If she doesn't tell them about both boyfriends will one feel left out? What if they think she's "cheating"? Oh the difficulties of being a school teacher these days... Join Fuck Cancel Culture Here - https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou
107. Is fat acceptance killing us?
October 12, 2022 21:48 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MBThis past week Kanye West went on Tucker Carlson's show and said that if Lizzo lost 10 pounds they would cancel her. We have seen this before when people got angry at Adele for losing weight. Is there an agenda behind Lizzo's platform to make us fat, delirious and unhealthy? Her die hard fans are the most annoying one's.. you will go on the internet and they are in complete denial about the ability to control our own health and they have a complete lack of knowledge of what healt...
106. ARE MYSTERY OFFERS A SCAM?
September 29, 2022 16:48 - 21 minutes - 10.3 MBMystery offers have become popular in the coaching industry? Are they a scam? Is it smart to purchase mystery offers as a coach? Is it ethical to offer mystery offers as a business coach? Tune in to find out!
105. WHEN I WAS A WOKE SJW and a bit of an anti coach in the HR coaching department
September 26, 2022 22:53 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBBack in the day I was nearly highjacked by the woke cult and I participated in cancel culture because I actually believed it was for the betterment of humanity. The anti coaching HR department is absolutely linked to the leftist (marxist) social justice ideology. This is why it never fails... you will always see the anti coaches regurgitate leftist talking points. The victim mentality with jealous coaches is the same victim mentality of SJWs. It's not a coincidence that when I fe...
104. My boyfriend wants to go 50/50 on our first coffee date
September 19, 2022 13:43 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MBThis is a story about how I infiltrated Katarina Phang's High-Value Goddess Community facebook group as the one and only Amanda Nightfire. Unfortunately my time was cut short because they figured me out... but it was fun while it lasted. I am now accepting troll requests and ideas to showcase on The Sorry I Offended You Podcast... send me a dm @SorryIOffendedYou to submit your requests. all of my links and contact details : https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou
103. HOW TO APOLOGIZE to the anti coaching HR department
September 16, 2022 23:43 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MBThe anti coaching HR DEPARTMENT do not accept any apologies... so why bother apologizing? Because as compassionate people we think that there is room for reasoning... the issue is there isn't. When people are in large groups and agree that cancel culture is OK they will dehumanize and justify the bullying... here is me breaking down a break down of an apology... APOLOGY INCEPTION!!!
102. Savtta called me out unprovoked during my hiatus!
September 14, 2022 19:01 - 27 minutes - 24.9 MBSavtta's new name is SeekingForDrama. In some cases I think she is right just like a broken clock is... however she is constantly wrong about me lol. Watch how I got called out during my time off of social media over a post from months ago (which she decided to comment on) before this month I forgot who Savtta was. Apparently though... I was unhinged during my hiatus away from social media. Perhaps I was harassing her in the astral realm? You can't call somebody unhinged if yo...
101. Stalking With Sattva
September 08, 2022 00:58 - 29 minutes - 27 MBSeeking With Sattva or @SeekingWithSattva tends to put on more of a polished image on instagram than the reddit group AshaeScumdara that praises her often... However I think her IG stories are a bit creepy as well. Today I cover a part of her stories when she went totally unhinged. It's quite interesting that her and people like her think this is some higher regulated standard of carrying yourself online as a certified coach or licensed therapist. Is this what they're looking for ...
100. The coaching HR Department WILL NOT TOLERATE SEDUCTION
September 05, 2022 00:26 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MBThe life coach HR department is very upset about sex coaches and blending in sex coaching with money coaching. Or maybe they just hate coaching all together! This is a breakdown of how to deal with cancel culture as a coach and what type of bullying coaches face by the failed coaches who just couldn't hack it so they stew in jealousy. Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss
What is a real man?
July 06, 2022 19:30 - 1 hour - 74 MBWhenever I see a post mentioning "real men" there are people who get upset at the audacity to define what a "real man" is. But I think this is the foundation of the struggle that women have if they can't find a good man and the issues men have when it comes to having a healthy relationship with their masculinity. If you get the least bit offended when it comes to "real men" how can you possibly BE or Attract a real man? No we don't fit in boxes and we don't all act the same AND.. Mascul...
Trauma informed safe spaces can't be trusted...
June 10, 2022 20:31 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBWhy are the self titled trauma informed coaches that apparently have "safe spaces" the most trauma inducing? ------ Positioning yourself as the holier than thou wokest leader of them all has it's consequences: Most people doing this are putting themselves in the rescuer position. You will either... 1. Attract victims who will hand over the bulk of their personal responsibility and if you do not comply to the victim they will smear you as an abuser. 2. Create an unrealistic standard fo...
PUT THE GUN DOWN (Mushroom Musings)
May 30, 2022 21:24 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBIn this episode of Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener ... * Air BNB f*ckery… the crazy behavior behind super hosts and white people touching thermostats * Air BNB superhosts are filled with WHITE RAGE * Can white people can’t be victims of racism? * Stop pacifying little b*tches in your online business * Mushroom Musings... "Put The Gun Down" how mushrooms have healed my nervous system and the cool experiences I've had so far... * School shootings, the 2nd amendmen...
Problematic and proud
May 21, 2022 01:15 - 43 minutes - 40 MBOn this episode I say WHY I am proud to be problematic to those who call people problematic. I touch on the topic of the recent Jordan Peterson outrage I also talk about the recent Elon Musk outrage... and furthermore why gossip and tearing down people's reputation is a dirty game to be a part of. Of course I also talk about how you can be equipped to deal with reputation smearing when it comes your way. It's quite inevitable when you are in the spotlight. For more Brandon Marsh...
Don't invest for immediate ROI
May 17, 2022 00:07 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBI talk about both investing in yourself and bitcoin. We live in a society where we want results to be super fast... but here is WHY you shouldn't be so focused on the immediate ROI... whether you're investing in coaching, crypto, stocks or whatever it may be! For more Brandon Marshall Havener content visit http://www.BrandonMarshallHavener.com
GMO Masculinity
May 16, 2022 22:52 - 1 hour - 60 MBHumanity has lost touch in what real masculinity is. We confuse men emotionally reacting and getting violent as divine masculine. We confuse men trying to control women as divine masculine. We can't tell the difference between a fake leader and a real one. We celebrate those who put innocent lives in danger. We celebrate those who can't regulate their emotions. We celebrate those who have outdated values and want to rob women of their rights. In the first part of the episo...
Drinking man juice makes you an ALPHA MALE
May 12, 2022 21:10 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MBThis is Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss with another episode of The Sorry I Offended You podcast. In this episode I rant about * "Alpha Males" promoting touching each other's genitals to increase their masculine power. * The feminization of masculinity and why it's happening. * The real meaning behind fighting gender norms and why it actually means to tear down masculinity * Boys being sent to schools by their parents with a dress on and boys being forced to b...
5 ways to build a successful relationship
May 03, 2022 23:23 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBIn this episode Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss shares his experience in his marriage and maintaining a healthy relationship. What to expect: Why monogamy isn't the reason relationships fail 5 crucial components to a successful relationship or marriage Relationship skills that help you both in romance and in business. http://www.BrandonMarshallHavener.com
Conspiracy theories are demoralizing you
April 26, 2022 22:59 - 30 minutes - 28 MBWhen conspiracy theories demoralize you... perhaps... that's the real conspiracy? In this episode I talk about the lessons I learned from getting shadowbanned on Instagram, Elon Musk buying twitter and 3 ways you can benefit from the move that he made. I also talk about my thoughts on calling Elon Musk controlled opposition... could he be? Certainly... but how do we best help ourselves, our legacy, our family and business success? Where do we find certainty and growth? Tune in to find ...
Punching down and how to hold your frame like a mediocre white man
April 01, 2022 17:15 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MBI address holding your frame in conversations like a so called "mediocre white man". By listening to this episode you will have a better understanding of holding your frame in intense conversations and also establishing healthy boundaries when your reputation is under attack. I also address my thoughts with "punching down" in comedy and why it may not create a utopia like what seems to be intended by criticizing "punching down" F Cancel Culture Program: https://spiritualsmartassery...
Using trending topics to build your personal brand
March 30, 2022 16:01 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MBTrending topics don't always have to be negative. Yes the common criticism in business is that people lose all control of themselves instead of promoting their actual business - this can be true. However, trending topics and bridging it to your personal brand can also be used as a strategy - and that's what I'll be talking about. I also couldn't help to talk more about masculinity, being married to a successful woman and many other things. How to find / work with me: F*** Cancel Cultu...
Lia Thomas in women's sports and The Bad Vegan documentary
March 23, 2022 20:11 - 45 minutes - 42.2 MBWelcome to the Sorry I Offended You Podcast with Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss today I rant about the importance of honoring women's spaces and how important it is to stand your ground during a time where there is gaslighting and the blurring of boundaries. I state my thoughts and views on trans activism and my stance on protecting women's sports. Also I cover my thoughts around the documentary "Bad Vegan". About Sarma Melngailis who end up in an abusive relation...
VULNERABILITY - A Strength or Weakness?
March 15, 2022 20:35 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBThe truth is that sometimes vulnerability can be a strength but other times it actually weakens your personal brand and the trust people have for you. In this episode you will learn how to market in a way where your vulnerability is seen as a strength rather than a weakness. It's also great for dating and relationships advice. ALL THE THINGS - http://www.BrandonMarshallHavener.com Fck Cancel Culture Program: https://spiritualsmartassery8.lpages.co/fckcancelculture/
EVERYTHING IS TOXIC MASCULINITY
March 06, 2022 18:01 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBIt seems we are overtly outraged at any bit of wounded masculine destruction while wounded feminine destruction is ignored or even sometimes seen as progress. In this episode I talk the differences between wounded masculine energy and wounded feminine energy. I point out why society seems to demonize any bit of wounded masculine energy while ignoring the damage of wounded feminine and sometimes even praising it as progress. Cancel Culture is primarily a wounded feminine reaction because ...
The WOKE fog of war - discussing the woke view point on the conflict between Russia & Ukraine
February 26, 2022 17:47 - 48 minutes - 44 MBSomething doesn’t feel quite right to me when ppl immediately side with a country to support in a conflict they know nothing about. I don’t know why we’re posting up flags and picking a team like this is a sport. I’m still learning about this situation but isn’t this pick a side mentality perpetuating the cycle of war humanity is in? Also please cut the crap if you’re blindly voting for globalists who profit off wars. On this episode I address the woke-ified western reaction to the confl...
Whistle blowers, spiritual cults and how to spot a narcissist
February 23, 2022 20:12 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBOn the last episode I told you about how anti-coaches annoyed me. They play the rescuer role and often treat their audience like little babies. On this episode I go deeper into how to equip yourself in psychological warfare. Whether those psychological problems come from the world wide situation we're in, cancel culture and/or spiritual cults. I also explore why I have respect for whistle blowers who takes an emotional risk while I find a lot of the complaining online to be annoying. P...
swindler coaches and anti coaches both annoy me
February 18, 2022 14:08 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBNobody likes a swindler coach... ... but there is also a reason why the constant complaining about the coaching industry annoys me... (and is very destructive to all parties that involve themselves in this behavior) I break down the ways that coaches do manipulate their clients and put them in compromising situations. I also bring it full circle and point out the deadly cycle of centering your marketing around raging against the coaching industry. I always get a little bit of ...
When anti cancel culture advocates become the woke people they despise
February 15, 2022 03:45 - 58 minutes - 88.4 MBOn this episode I talk about the half time performance at The Super Bowl... with Dr.Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, 50 Cent, Mary J Blige and Kendrick Lamar. Some conservatives are angry about the performance and sound exactly like the left and Neil Young did when they were coming at Rogan. The thing is I'm an artist & comedian myself... my job is not to blindly follow every move one side of the argument does. I stick to my values and I point it out when I see something ridiculous. I stan...
If you're not abusing yourself you're a white supremacist
February 09, 2022 21:14 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBMaybe it's time for you to learn the truth... if you're not constantly self loathing in the pool of your own tears and if you're against authoritarianism it's your white supremacy that's making you disobey. You will never be a good person... but you're an even worse person if you decide to listen to this disgusting filthy excuse of a podcast. Upon pressing play on this episode you will immediately become a misinformation spreading bigot. This podcast includes problematic takes on Joe Ro...
THE CENSORSHIP EPISODE PART 2 - Brene Brown responds, Joe Rogan responds and Whoopi Goldberg is in trouble
February 04, 2022 13:42 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBBoth Brene Brown and Joe Rogan have made statements about their stance on censorship. On the last episode I stated that it was a possibility that Brene Brown was testing the waters only to deflect back at the people who were criticizing her. On this episode I break down the response and the psychology behind the people who are openly supporting censorship right now. In this episode you will hear: What goes on in the mind of a progressive who are justifying for censorship in every wa...
Brené Brown leaving Spotify? THE CENSORSHIP EPISODE
January 31, 2022 13:49 - 58 minutes - 54.2 MBIn this episode I break down the situation with Brene Brown pausing her podcast on Spotify, Neil Young taking his music off spotify and I guess Joni Mitchell is leaving Spotify too or something. All to protest The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I would be a hypocrite if I took a stance against boycotting and putting your money / art where it counts to support what you believe in, and that is the counter-argument people are using to say this is not censorship. The issue is that it goes much...
Crypto investing mindset during a bear market , The Rona, Dexter New Blood and stupid commercials
January 24, 2022 21:36 - 50 minutes - 73.8 MBOn this episode I spend the first half ranting about my experience with the rona, what I thought about the new Dexter season (no spoilers) , stupid commercials while watching the NFL Playoffs.... ... and then I get into the actual topic I came here to talk about which is bitcoin, crypto and stock investments... the mindset around investing especially during a market crash. This is Brandon Marshall Havener ( The Spiritual SmartAss ) and I am Sorry I Offended You.
Why I'm open about my vaccine status...
December 24, 2021 02:52 - 56 minutes - 80.5 MBMake sure you get vaccinated.. the new variant is very scary. mandates are so great and it saves so many lives. Build back better... joe biden is the best president in the history of the Earth. I support censorship on social media because we need to have our thinking corrected. blah blah blah blah blah blah Also for more bootlicking visit BrandonMarshallhavener.com I am Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss and I am sorry that I offended you.
Does you authenticity showcase your competence?
December 21, 2021 16:31 - 35 minutes - 47.8 MBIn this episode I talk about authenticity and vulnerability in your marketing... and how it's important to show that you are competent to deliver the services you are promising. Many entrepreneurs make the mistake of allowing authenticity to sacrifice their competence which erodes trust. It's important for people to trust you... and you can do that while also being entertaining. I am Brandon Marshall Havener and this is the Sorry I Offended You Podcast. Follow me on social media, join m...
Should a man take a woman's last name in marriage?
December 14, 2021 21:44 - 45 minutes - 42.5 MBToday Brandon Marshall Havener rambles about the collapse of society, marriage traditions, oikophobia, xenophobia and man other phobias. What traditions need to go? What traditions are providing us with value even to this day? It's not so simple to throw away all tradition... but it's also important to evolve and progress. Join Brandon Marshall Havener ( The Spiritual SmartAss ) on this rant after a long hiatus... oh and also updates on changes that have been made on this podcast that ar...
The shame after-burn when speaking your truth (LIVE)
September 06, 2021 17:53 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBWork with me 1:1 by clicking here
It shouldn’t take longer than a month to launch your program (SHORTS)
September 06, 2021 17:51 - 4 minutes - 4.2 MBWork with me 1:1 Here... https://spiritualsmartassery8.lpages.co/amplifiedvisibility/
DON'T BE A BROKE ASS REBEL
August 26, 2021 22:35 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBDONT BE A BROKE ASS "REBEL". There are levels being a rebel... be a rebel with a purpose. Join the rebel dojo here
When transparency goes wrong
August 17, 2021 00:39 - 44 minutes - 41 MBThere's a right way to be authentic and transparent that will improve your brand... and then there are ways that you can make people lose respect and trust for you. It doesn't have to be that hard to figure it out and I'm here to break it all down for you. More Here: https://beacons.page/sorryioffendedyou
I am quitting this is my last podcast
August 16, 2021 13:21 - 31 minutes - 15 MBQuitting new age for jesus... quitting the entire coaching industry and using my platform to insult coaches for the next 5 years. For more visit here thx https://beacons.page/sorryioffendedyou
When Facing Judgment & Character Assassination (RANT)
August 03, 2021 15:44 - 2 minutes - 2.7 MBWhat to do with you fear of what people may think of your messaging or your views on controversial topics (like the fauci juice). Find More Here: https://beacons.page/sorryioffendedyou
Answering your love & relationship questions
June 04, 2021 19:19 - 41 minutes - 38.6 MBIn this podcast I answer questions people submitted around love & relationships