Braised Bits
120 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 25 ratingsJesse Eigner and Lance Pauker are two comedy chefs in New York City. On stage, they constantly cook up piping hot bits that might burn your mouth if you're not careful. But in your earbuds, the bits are braised, slow cooked to precision and carefully considered.
Braised Bits is an hour of observational humor, good humor ice cream bars, and even some Humor Esiason mixed in. We're talking food, we're talking sports, we're talking awkward situations and the never-ending tide of technological determinism. We're even talking about practice. Come for the fun, stay for the umami.
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Episodes
#94 Discord Inferno
September 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBSupport the podkitchen on Patreon! 00:00-00:30: Jesse sings a raucous tune 00:30-3:20: Jesse asks Lance how the hell he is and Lance plug uglies his recording on September 26 3:20-11:00 The chefs prepare a meal hirsch with some meal prep surrounding the latest hot ryan goss from the discord. Jesse is scared of his canvas from which he creates his comedy art. 11:00-17:30: Jesse ambled around Astoria and enjoy a Jason Street fair. Lance had a rare outing in which he socialized with comedians...
#93 Brussel Crowe
September 10, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 79 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon at patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new discord community!! Link in the Braised Bits ig bio. 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Ben Franklin Next of Kin. 00:30- 00:30- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen as Jesse asks Lance how the hell or highwater he is. 01:45-03:07- Jesse and Lance debate whether or not it is important to have a Lance arm strong face. 3:13- 4:26- Lance delivers the goods with a Michael Good reference. 4:55- 7:58- Lance shouts...
#92 Lurk Nowitzki
September 03, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBThe chefs get a ride from their parents to the mall as they chat their top 9 things about malls. Also, a luke-wilson-warm debate about bagel freshness and a heated discussion about the Meredith Kercher murder case. 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends. 00:30-02:15 Jesse reveal parmesans that he's the head chef, and Lance is the Sue Nicholls Chef. 2:15-10:00: Lance bear grills Jesse about his bagel getting experience discussed on the Patreon episode, and the chefs argu...
#91 Entree 3000
August 27, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBSupport the podkitchen and subscribe to the patreon at patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new Braised Bits discord community! https://discord.com/invite/NKXDsr9c (https://discord.com/invite/NKXDsr9c) Epi 91--The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits with a buffet of delicious meal prep to devour. The chefs get into it as they list their top 9 restaurant pet peeves which seamlessly transitions into their weekly questionable at best segment. Thanks for listening and being a braiser...
#90 Carlos Peruser
August 20, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBSubscribe to the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new discord! Link in bio @braisedbits instagram 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for West Wings Buffalo Wings. 00:30- 00:55 - The chefs dip into episode ninety the right way with a David Wright angle. 00:55- 1:30 - Lance chers that he is wearing Kates hat and Jay Feels like he can yell at people for standing too close to the Erik Flowers. 2:30-4:45 - The chefs debate whether an outdoor shower is a scam Newton. 4:45-...
#89 Plateau Bice
August 13, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBJoin the podkitchen Discord https://discord.gg/QHvJvDKV and support the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for the comedy/food/2003 reference podcast Braised Bits 00:30-3:25 The chefs reflect on the evolution of the pod. Lance says the pod is stale bread but Jesse "Eager" Eigner is making croutons. The chefs announce the launch of their DISCORD channel, which is exciting stuff! 3:25-10:00 Jesse has a lot of beef with the pod-nemesis' sloppy jalopy ...
#88 Cat Galifanakis
August 06, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Burger King Chicken Fries. 00:30-3:00 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode in the virtual podkitchen with a tiffany haddish about copy and pasting. 3:00- 4:45 - Lance reminisces about his time roasting and toasting comedians. 4:45-7:27 - Jesse chers that he is off anne kilter because he ran into his demarcus cousin at the gym halpert. 7:27-9:55 - Jesse presents meal prep from a top braiserback about...
#87 Ignora Ephron
July 30, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBSupport the podkitchen and sign up for the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:30 - Lance reads an ad for Summer Sanders Sandles 00:30-1:30 - The chefs kick off the episode with a Fred McRiff on kind bars. 1:30- 5:11 - The chefs reveal parm that episode 86 got 86’d and Lance chers the origin of getting 86’d. 5:11- 5:30 - Jesse reveals he has a hard out to go meet his Sisters new puppy wee herman. 5:30- 8:35 - Jesse presents meal prep from Phil Jackson regarding Lances need...
#85 Omission Impossible
July 23, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBSupport the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Vincent Van Gogh Gurt. 00:30-02:00 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode in the podkitchen and immediately promote the patreon. 02:00-04:25 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about their elementary school days and the different Antrel Rolles kids would play in the yard. 04:25-6:18 - Jesse presents some meal prep from top braiserbacks Michael Kay and Phil Jackson regarding the pre...
#84 David Lee Broth
July 16, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-:50- Lance reads an ad for new show sponsor, Guy Fieri's Tooth Fairys. 0:50-3:00: Jesse welcomes everyone to the pod and Lance ann slanders the sponsors as they get dipped in like a pretzel rod stewart. They also talk Space Jam and LeBron's hair plugs in this club. 3:00-6:50: Jesse tries to evict the podnemesis Eric Seidell, but he can't because of the moratorium on eviction. 6:50-10:55: Jesse gets rattled by a motorcycle ...
#83 Ragu Gu Dolls
July 09, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 70 MBSupport the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30 - Jesse reads an ad for Chris Paul, John Wall and Paul Walls homemade basketballs. 00:30- 1:55 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and begin a bidding war among their advertisers. 1:55- 3:30- The chefs discuss the significance of the number 83 and how it Jay feelys to be face to face in the podkitchen. 3:30- 5:18 - Jesse and Lance boxer briefly reminisce about the previous Jaso...
#82 Frose Canseco
July 02, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBSupport the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Sean Williams Scotch tape. 00:30-03:22- The chefs give the braiserbacks the real deal Holyfield on why they are recording in the virtual podkitchen again. 03:22-04:32 - Lance accepts the AC slater challenge from Con Ed Harris. 04:32-10:14 - Jesse presents some meal prep and hashes out Lances corn beef hash take as well as Phil Jacksons previous weeks controversial predict...
#81 Gruyere of Easttown
June 25, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBSupport the podkitchen and get exclusive content on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Ben Simmons’ Bricks. 00:30- 01:24 - The chefs dive into episode eighty one and analyze whether being a professional athlete is worth backlashley simpson. 01:24-05:04 - Jesse and Lance reveal parm that they are recording IRL for the first time post pand express in an undisclosed pod basement. 05:04-07:13 - Lance provides information from podnemesis Eric Seidel who aerospla...
#80 Quicheon Johnson
June 18, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBSupport the podkitchen and check out exclusive content on the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Summer Sanders Sandals. 00:30- 03:25 - The chefs dip into episode eighty Bryant with an apology willikers from Lance to Jesse. 03:25-04:00 - The chefs are firing on all cylinders and sneak in an early Harvey oswalt plug of their patreon page. 04:00- 07:10 - Jesse receives backlash from several top braiserbacks regarding his pasta slanders Holmvik. 07:1...
#79 Catherine Baked Ziti Jones
June 11, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBThe chefs say yes to address their absence last week, chat dennings their top 9 Italian dishes, and Jesse tells the pod nemesis to take a hike. Support the podkitchen on patreon! 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for new pod sponsor, Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends. 00:30-4:30: Lance starts crying from a contact snafus williams. Tears are Progressively Flo-ing and Lance needs insurance. Ready or snot braised bits. 4:30-9:20 Jesse gives the NBC updateline about his suit supply, and pulls a QAB move to...
#78 Schlubba Watson
May 28, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 94.4 MBSupport the podkitchen on Patreon!! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Ryan Reynolds Wrap. 00:30- 02:53 - The chefs welcome the Braiserbacks to episode seventy eight with a good year blimpie sandwich and Jesse Al goreshadows his QAB. 02:53- 7:31- Lance presents some meal prep from Zachary Schnackery regarding an eater article on the House of Deion Prime Sanders Rib. 7:31-8:28 - Lance connects with Braniac 2.0 and chers that he looked Jesse up on facebook and they didn’...
#77 Fondue Barrymore
May 21, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon burgundy! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30 Jesse read an ad for new sponsor Tom Thibadeau's Ribadeaus. 00:30-5:00 Jesse is firin' and feelin hot as Lance continues to rib him. Jesse has to say this, that Lance is in a different location and he loves the vibes and energy of his farmers apron. 5:00-10:00 Jesse is very into Droad's wifi setup and enjoys talking about wifi and cell service in general. Lance is playing phone tag with an old friend. 10...
#76 Canal Sharpton
May 14, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for today's sponsor, No Ads. 00:30-04:00 Lance just woke up from a nap and is having a hard time staying awoke, the chefs talk about their bagel adventures over the weekend. 4:00-6:30: Is Jesse a tasty mushroom or a fungus frerotte? 6:30-15:00 Lance visit Greenwood Cemetery and the King of Guacamole, and goes to Long Island to celebrate the Padmadrea Dematteo's Day. Jesse does standup comedy in a Tin...
#75 Teddy Bruschetta
May 07, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 98.5 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for the Ferbie Kentucky Derby. 00:30- 4:15 - The chefs fully submerge Ibaka into episode seventy five by addressing the on going cooler controversy and podnemesis Eric Seidell. 4:15- 6:35 - Jesse receives support for his beach cooler protocol from pro baseball player and Lances brother Nolan Arenado. 6:35-7:22 - The chefs discuss what it means to Susan Broil. 7:22- 8:46 - Keith Hernandez reaches out to L...
#74 Tennis Rodman
April 30, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBSupport the podkitchen on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:20: John Oliver reads an ad for our new sponsor John Oliver Garden 00:00-5:00 Jesse asks Lance how he is and Lance can't sixteen handles this basic question. Lance asks Jesse about his mop and his dustpan pedroia, and then william tells him the history of marathon makers. 5:00-11:00: Jesse and Lance talk more about the padmadre's brisket recipe before Jesse changes the temperature and gets into cooler talk about his stance ...
#73 Eric EntAndre
April 23, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBSupport the podkitchen on Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00 - 00:16- Jesse reads an ad for Marc Cubans Cubano sandwich. 00:25- 1:41- The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and discuss Marc Cubano being Jewish. 01:41- 2:11 - Jesse and Lance discuss the beauty of wearing their chefs whites and when it is appropriate to whip cream them out. 2:11- 3:06 - Jesse presents some meal prep regarding Lances cream cheese smear campaign against Jesses weather locklear theory. 3:06-04:55 ...
#72 Weather Locklear
April 16, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 112 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for pod sponsor Joey Fatone it Up 00:45-03:00 : The chefs burst into the kitchen and realize they are "getting up there." 03:00-10:00 The chefs plug ugly the patreon, talk Zachary Snackery's papal neighbor, and chat some meal prep pertaining to the padmadres briskets. 10:00-12:30: The chefs chat more about egg and pepper hero's and the sopranos. 12:30-27:00 So seductive. Jesse takes us to the Comedy Shop and shows us wha...
#71 Laminate Bargaetze
April 09, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 82.8 MBSupport the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:57- Jesse reads an ad for Aaron Boones’ Looney Tunes. 00:57-1:31- Jesse wakes up Lance from his meditation and the chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits. 1:31-2:55 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about the dream cast of games that the dreamcast gaming system had back in the Jason Day. 2:55- 5:00 - The chefs discuss the fears that come along with living next to a golf course as well as Jesse’s...
#70 Inoculated on Heaven's Door
April 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 84 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for new pod sponsor Ross Perot-gies 00:30-7:00 The chefs unleaven another episode intro, and Jesse devises a late night show in which Lance is the host. Lance notes that this would be the least enthusiastic late night show of all-time. 7:00-18:30 The chefs reminisce about the "Battle" option of Mario Kart 64, and then dive head-first into some juicy meal-prep involving both Podfathers--Droad order...
#69 Precise Is Right
March 26, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBSupport the podkitchen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits Show notes: 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for this week's sponsor, The Arkansas Razorbacks Braiserbacks 00:30-2:00: The chefs start out this episode by flexing their Eric Musselman knowledge 2:00-12:00 It's the 69th episode, which takes Jesse back to Spanish class and Pillsbury Innuendo-boy. The chefs then discuss the strange world that is public school foreign languages classes in America. Lance bags up Jesse when he reveal par...
#68 Grayson Allen Wrench
March 19, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBCheck out the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00 - 00:30- Lance reads an ad from previous sponsor Waluigi Squeegees. 00:45- 02:18- The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Brasied Bits and Jesse shows off a new pimp my ride. 02:22-04:15- Lance is off his equilibrium due to daylight savings and checking accounts. 04:15- 06:07 - Lance adjusts all of his clock goodens to the new time and Jesse admits it will probably take him until Marcus Maye to do it. 06:07- 08:39 - The chefs rem...
#67 Kebab Woodward
March 12, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB00:00-00:38- Lance reads an ad for Al Gore-Tex. 1:15-2:18 - The chefs fully submerge into the episode and discuss how beautiful the Floyd mayWeather was on the day of their recording. 2:18-3:17-Jesse and Lance reminisce about how their teachers use to take the classes outside occasionally on a Nice, France day. 3:17-5:06 - The chefs officially welcome the braiserbacks to the episode and discuss the true value of a 2/3 fraction. 5:06-8:34- Lance unintentionally submerges himself in the nice we...
#66 GabaGooGoo Dolls
March 05, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits 00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for this week's sponsor, Immanuel NesQuickly. 00:30-05:00 The chefs have trouble turning on the oven this week and wonder if they're no longer a la mode. Lance affirms that he's is a median man. 5:00-9:15: The light enes banter continues as the chef discuss the New York City restaurant health rating system, one you have to C to B-lieve. Pod nemesis Eric Seidel gets fleshy and burns Jesse wi...
#65 Elon Must Listen
February 26, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBSupport the podkitchen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for this week's sponsor, Bill Burrata. 00:30-04:30: The chefs note that the pod is now old enough to get the COVID vaccine, and they talk their jersey numbers as youths. Lance does a Ms. Puff act out, and Jesse invents a new COVID vaccine sitcom. 04:30-06:00: Lance shouts outs Aaron Z for leaving a great review Barrymore. They then plug the patreon, and use valuable podcast time to discuss show logi...
#64 Cuban Whistle Crisis
February 19, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 93.2 MB00:00–00:30- Jesse reads an ad for old spice girls. 00:30-3:00- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen with a whistle and a heads up to the Braiserbacks that this episode was recorded a week Cleanthony early. 3:00- 04:26- The chefs discuss the Joy Behar of cooking up Braised Bits but how tedious some of the kitchen cleanup can be. 04:26- 7:34- Jesse and Lance cher how family members have tried to assist in their comedy careers and how they don't reveal parm that they do comedy to strang...
#63 Greta World Peace
February 12, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBSupport the podkitchen on Patreon! Patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:34- Lance reads an ad for Russel Crowflex. 00:43-2:52- The chefs fully submerge into a fresh episode and Jesse reveal parms that he once bought an ab belt from an infomercial. 2:52-4:31- Lance gives credit to Kate for coming up with a new term (submerged) in the braised lexicon ed. 4:31-5:45 - Jesse enjoys that it is slowly getting Al lighter later in the Jason Day and the chefs discuss how Covid does not seem to exist in Fl...
#62 Moises Alube
February 05, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 88.6 MBSupport the podkitchen on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits Show notes: 00:00-00:20 Jesse reads an ad for today's sponsor, Dairy Queen's Edward Snowden Blizzard 00:30-03:00 The episode gets orificially underway with a discussion about when you say words and aren't sure if they are actually words, as well as a recap of the Blizzard of Waverly Place that recently hit New York City. 03:00-06:30: Lance mansplains to Jesse why winter storms now get names. The Chefs discuss their Atlant...
#61 David Outerborough
January 29, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBSupport the Podkitchen on patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00-00:33 - Lance reads an ad for Joey Fatone It Up. 00:33- 03:46 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and reveal parm that they are wearing actual chefs outfits. 03:46-05:55 - Jesse presents some meal prep via Phil Jackson regarding what defines a true Lou Bodega. 05:55-06:19 - Lance chers that he was enjoying Taylor Swift earlier in the Jason Day and was thinking of letting Jesse know how hes missing in and ou...
#60 Lou Bodega
January 22, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits 00:00-00:28 - Jesse kicks off the episode with an ad/song for Lou Bodega. 00:42-2:12- The chefs dip into the podkitchen and remind the Braiserbacks about the top nacho content on their patreon. 02:12-03:31 - The chefs celebrate their sixtieth episode and look forward to a future choc full of bits. 03:31-11:00 - Lance receives feedback from the braiserbacks regarding his bakery Mayfield of dreams question and provides an up...
#59 Ja Morant Rules
January 15, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 94.6 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits
#58 Pancetta World Peace
January 08, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 86.1 MBSupport the podkitchen on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits Show rundown: 00:00-00:26: Jesse reads an ad for new sponsor Purellen Degeneres 00:40-2:00 Lance turns into the Chicago Bulls announcer from the 90s. Jesse runs through the Braised Bits tunnel chest-bumping the Braiserbacks as the chefs get ready to Jazzercise in 2021. Lance is excited about this depressing part of the year. 2:00-5:40 The chefs think about going to a Renaissance Fair, Jesse extol-house cookies the virtue...
#57 Legend of Bagel Lance
January 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 93.1 MB00:00-00:36 -Lance reads an ad for Miles fortune tellers. 00:36-02:35 - The chefs dip into the podkitchen and discuss the year ending and the concept of thyme. 02:35-03:00- Jesse and Lance do their best Australian accents and question whether any Australians actually have Steve Jobs. 03:00- 03:57- The chefs wish the podfather a happy birthday as he turns twenty nine on New Years Jason Day. 03:57- 05:15- Lance and Jesse reminisce about watching the show 24 when they were Steve Young. 05:15- 06...
#56 Almond Joy Jones Jr.
December 25, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 93.3 MBSupport the Podkitchen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits 00:00- 00:27- Jesse reads an ad for Rainbow Bice cookies. 00:27-3:55 - The chefs dip into the podkitchen and discuss NBA opening night and the Jenny Slate of games coming up on Christmas. 3:55- 6:45- The chefs talk about their off menu Patreon episode where they traveled down to Del Ray Beach Florida to eat at 3 G’s Gourmet Deli. 6:45- 10:00 - Lance reminisces about a golf camp that he went to growing up in his hometown and the im...
#55 I Can Be Your Yeero
December 18, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBSupport the Podkitchen on Patreon! www.patreon.com/braisedbits Episode Notes: 00:00: Lance reads an episode for a new sponsor, Genghis Khan Edison 1:00-4:35: The chefs discusses weathering some technical issues, the upcoming Brent Blizzard hitting New York City, and being fish hooked up on clickbait 4:35-10:30: The chefs discuss Count Spatula's cameo on last week's episode, Jesse's inability to smell books, and the COVID vaccine-y in a bottle. Jesse expresses confidence in the scientific met...
#54 Sisterhood of the Traveling Lance
December 11, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 94.6 MBSupport the Podkitchen on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits 00:00- 00:25- Jesse reads an ad for Reggie Bush’s Hanukkah Bushs and Drew Brees Christmas trees. 00:56-02:07- Lance and Jesse dive into a fresh episode of Braised Bits with a discussion regarding Hanukkahs George bushs. 02:07- 03:27 - Jesse enjoys driving around the neighborhood looking at the holiday decorations and all of the lights by Kanye West. 03:27- 04:56 - Lance believes Jesse has the build belicheck and personali...
#53 Fred Funky Cocktail
December 04, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBSupport the Podkitchen on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits 00:00- 00:38 - Lance reads an ad for Sigmund Freuds Androids. 00:38-03:00 - The chefs dip into the podkitchen with a discussion about people’s Aaron Judgements about androids. 03:00- 03:56 - Jesse cannot believe that it is December but Lance can believe it. 03:56- 05:06- Jesse shares that he’d like to be a New Orleans Pelican. 05:06- 08:39 - The chefs congratulate the top Braiserback couple on their anniversary. 08:39- 11...
#52 Hora the Explorer
November 27, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBSupport the Podkitchen on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits 00:00- 00:44- Jesse reads an ad for Obi Toppens Pizza toppins. 00:44-04:00 - The chefs welcome the first publicly traded comedian Bret Raybould back into the podkitchen. Bret has a new hour special, “Bret Raybould Retires From Comedy” available for free on Youtube. 04:00- 09:00 - The three amigos discuss Bret’s special as well as all of his Aaron boondoggles. 09:00- 15:05 - Mr. October sends in a question for the chefs and...
#51 Risk It For the Brisket
November 20, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBSupport the Podkitchen on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits 00:00-00:50 - Lance reads an ad for Margaret Thatchers Dreamcatchers. 00:50-02:00 - Lance shares with Jesse that Braniac 2.0 will be buying a year subscription to Waluigis Squeegees. 02:00-03:38- The chefs discuss their first patreonardo dicaprio episode and Jesse shares feedback from his meet the parents. 03:38-05:25- Lance has a knock on the podkitchen door from a neighbor helping out a delivery man. 05:25-08:22 - Wack ...
#50 Dat Phans OnlyFans
November 13, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MBSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits 00:00-00:36- Jesse kicks off the episode with an ad read for Dat Phans Only Fans. 00:36-04:54 - The chefs discuss the launch of their new Patreon woody Page and what the Braiserbacks can expect from it. It can be found at Patreon.com/BraisedBits 04:54-07:29 - Jesse discusses the dark/ rainy outdoors but shares his excitement about the election results. Lance talks about his love for looking at election maps but shares how evident it i...
#49 Smell Yourself Short
November 06, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 90.1 MB00:00-00:52 - Lance kicks off the episode with an ad read for Waluigi’s squeegees. 01:05- 02:43 - The chefs dip into episode forty nine with a discussion on Waluigis athletic prowess. 02:43- 07:50 - Lance and Jesse disclose that they are cooking up this episode Terrelle Pryor to election day as they talk about how they are each feeling about the week ahead. 07:50- 18:04 - The chefs make their presidential predictions and Jason debateman who the silent bob majority will vote for. 18:04-28:55 ...
#48 Parfait Donovan
October 30, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 82.1 MB00:00-00:45- Jesse kicks off the episode with an ad read for Brent Musbergers Mustard Burger. 00:45- 02:51 - The chefs dip into the episode and discuss whether or not comedy Johnny Cash is actual money. 02:51-10:06- Lance defends his landmark top nine list from the previous weeks episode and reveals the Kelly ripple effect it caused in his household. 10:06- 18:43 - Lances highlight of the week was the one year anniversary of Braised Bits and looking back on all the great times the chefs hav...
#47 Pepe Le Pew Research Center
October 23, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 92.7 MB00:00- 03:04 - The comedy chefs dip into episode forty-seven as Lance reminisces about watching March Madness while devouring a chicken carbonara Garciapara from Quiznos. 03:04- 05:01 - Lance pulls a Tony Reali stats guy Fierri on himself. 05:01-08:36 - The chefs look back at the last episode when the podkitchen got literally too hot and almost turned into a fire island. 08:36- 24:16 - Lances lowlight from the previous week had him choking on his spinach and artichoke diplo. Lances highlight...
#46 Along Came Polly-O
October 16, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 90.1 MB00:00- 00:55 - The chefs dip into the podcast with a cold open riff about the Cosi Umenyiora restaurant chain. 00:55-05:03 - The chefs shout out Zachary Shnackery for his barrage of entertaining feedback as he binges Braised Bits. 05:03- 07:35- Lance suggests that Jesse gives the Golden Meir Girls TV show a shot. 07:35- 08:02 - Lance serves up a scorching hot take regarding the difference between Middle Schoolers and High Schoolers. 08:02-18:11- Jesses highlights from the week were the LA Lak...
#45 Beavis and Halibutthead
October 09, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB00:00- 01:00 - The comedy chefs dip into the podcast with a cold open about Jesses sweet feet and Lances Cleveland calves. 01:00- 03:00 - Lance sips on some matcha prepared by his wife as Jesse trys to matcha his energy. 03:00- 10:00 - Lance presents some meal prep regarding the ongoing sweatpants saga and also another Braizerback weighs in on the Shack Shack versus In and Out rivalry. 10:00- 19:07- Jesse and Lance share the same highlight as they look back on a great day golfing at the inaug...
#44 David Wells Fargo
October 02, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 95.7 MB00:00- 00:22- The comedy chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits as Jesse shuts his window due to some Larry Birds. 00:22- 00:32- The Braised Bits intro song is played. 00:32- 01:24 - The Chefs go on a bird riff much like Fred McGriff. 01:24-03:15- Jesse and Lance cher the same sentiment that the podcast is their most creative outlet in these current pandemic times. 03:15-09:44 - The chefs welcome new Braiserback listeners to the podkitchen and get into their previous Tiff Haddish abo...