Boys of Boystown

Episode 37: Back At It: Astral Projections: A House Warming

The boys, Danny https://www.instagram.com/dannyjnanny/ and Brian https://www.instagram.com/mr.brirye are BACK IN PERSON. Socially distanced of course. Another episode where the boys thought they were talking about fun memories and we ended up talking about fake science and astrology again. Join us for a metaphysical journey into the topic of astral projecting and Danny’s strong argument about science vs myth.  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/boysofboystownchi/

Episode 36: Back at it Brian

Summer break is over and Brian is back at it! Let’s check in and see what’s going on with him. Has he found a job? Is he still up to the same old tricks? Listen and find out. Also, don’t try to explain memes over a zoom call.

Episode 35: New Beginnings

This is a show to listen hear! Wow. A lot has happened! Maybe we figured it out, the perfect mix of message and comedy. But then again, maybe not. What we did figure out is that life is what you make it. Join in on the fun! It is easy, send us a message on [email protected] and then tell your friends about this show. Try this... "Hey friend, you should try listening to Boys of Boystown, found everywhere Danny and Brian think podcasts are found. Who are they? Oh, then you have to l...

Episode 34: Independence

With Independence Day fresh in mind the Boys of Boystown discuss their own independence or lack their of. No episode has ever started so low and turned into an all out positivity party by the end. Get to the Boy's level and listen in. Please email us at [email protected] with all of your thoughts, stories, and comments! This is your podcast too! Bonus points for sharing this show with a friend. Don't waste time get your friends subscribed today! Thank you for sharing. 

Episode 33: All About Danny

Who is he really? Danny - Man of Mystery - unlikely. But well traveled, well read, and damn cute, Hell Yes. Listen up and Brian dives deep into who Danny is. 

Episode 32: Summer Projects

How are the BoBt passing the time? Well, our bad, what started out as a podcast about Summer Projects turns into something else that may be described as feelings. In fairness Brian takes the topic and runs with it - but Danny has other things going on. Let us know what you think as [email protected]. 

Episode 31: Written in the Stars

It's clear, Brian and Danny's friendship was written in the stars. What isn't clear is how astrology works, at least for Danny. Brian clues Danny in on the natal chart and helps him uncover his deepest self through the power of the stars.  The boys discuss their signs, personality traits, and if their friendship is compatible. Find out can a cancer and and Aries be friends? And if that is all just BS then we aren't any more or less screwed than we were yesterday.

Episode 30: My Favorite Things

When the dog bites, When the bee stings, When I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad. Gurl, if it is good enough for the Von Trapp Family it is going to work with Brian and Danny, the Boy of Boystown. Join the boys dishing on what brings them to their happy place. Hint: it's botox, but you already knew that. 

Episode 29: Anger Management Meet Skinny Hulk, B*tch Midler, and Carby B

You probably knew all along but gurl, we got anger issues - nothing that couldn't be fixed with a pamplemousse sparkling water. Tonight we introduce to you our alter egos, "Skinny Hulk," "B*tch Midler," "Carby B" and it was kinda hot, or was that just me? Now you know, don't mess with us, unless we want to mess around with you.  

Episode 28: Summer Break Memory Lane

Strap in because we're taking a ride down memory lane. "Summer lovin' happened so fast" well, not really, but remember riding bikes to the pool? The local ice cream stand? Bath and Body Works Cucumber Melon? We are reliving it all and more. I don’t think it needs to be said but Brian definitely associates his childhood with cucumber melon. Congratulations Greg for being our very  first Listener of the Week! 

Episode: 27 Blast from the Past

This week the boys are taking a trip down memory lane and sharing fun stories from the days when going to bars and seeing friends wasn’t a crime. Join along in the fun!

Episode 26: Embarrassing Moments

Wait, what happened to Danny in 5th grade? Find yourself some time to listen and discover how Brian keeps from being embarrassed and helps Danny reframe his 5th grade narrative with a pretty high school senior - Maybe I've said too much already. You're going to enjoy this.

Episode: 25 So Much is Happening

Episode: 25 Quarantine Cloud

The boys are back this week and still in quarantine! This week they talk about the cloudy creative block most of us are feeling. Don’t worry it’s only because the pandemic has put us in a state of trauma. It’s fine. We’re all fine.

Episode 24: Happily Ever After Quarantine

Brian and Danny have plans! When will they happen? Who knows. Quarantine is a B but it will eventually end, right? Listen and find out Brian and Danny's gaydreams of freedom in a mask free society. 

Episode 23: House Hunters

Episode 22: Stay At Home Order

We're here, Brian is queer, and I mostly mean we are under a Stay at Home order, staying safe. Guess what is happening to the Boys of Boystown when home is their home away from home.  

Episode 21: Boys of Boystown awards

Like the Oscars and the Globes, it’s time for the the first annual Boys of Boystown Awards. Who will win best guest? Best episode? Pop a sparkling water, grab you ball gown and listen in!

Episode 20: Quarantine Life.

It's the latest trend and everyone is doing but that doesn't It isn't all sunshine and roses, more like rain and rosé... it's the quarantine life. You know first hand because this is how Brian and Danny are tackling the long days. Please let us know how you are surviving.  Update: This episode was incorrectly named as the Boys of Boystown Awards. 

Episode: 19 Fun Facts

This week were really getting to know the boys! We’re going through fun facts! You’ll learn probably more than you want but hey, it’s going to be fun. 

Episode 18: James Cooper, Please Date Me

Okay, so we tried to talk about dating with Alice, and things turned to skincare quick. This episode Danny and Brian break down Brian's Tinder profile to see what he is doing wrong in his dating life. James Cooper, call me *insert winky face emoji*

Episode 17: Alice and How to Improve the Podcast

You guys, we recorded a 2-part episode with Alice! This episode she talks to the boys about her love of Boys of Boystown and all the ways we should improve it! Well, its actually Brian and Alice bantering for 35 min about skincare.  Grab your SPF!

Episode 16: Alice & Tinder

You guys. We have a special episode, rather, special guest this episode! You have heard so much about her, and finally Danny's girlfriend makes her Boys of Boystown debut! Join us as we have a conversation on dating, spf, and all things pop culture. and yes, Brian is officially on the hunt for spf.

Episode 15: Don't Goop Yourself

Oh hey you guys! So we all know Brian was influenced by the ultimate celebrity influencer and Goop creator. This week he breaks down how badly he was duped by goop. Was it a glowing experience? No. But he lives to tell the tale.

Episode 14: Adulting

Oh hey you guys! This week Danny and Brian talk about adulting. Have they become adults? Are they just kids pretending to be adults? Who knows. The boys go though a list to see who is adulting better and the result probably wont surprise you.  P.S. Brian failed the quiz

Episode 13: Gooped to Dooped

Oh hey you guys. Brian got Goop-ed. You read that right. Not duped, but Gooped. As in Gwyneth Paltrow's uber exclusive, luxury lifestyle brand. We discuss her podcast, the brand, and what Brian purchased from her boutique. Will he have the glowing skin as promised on the label of the non regulated products he bought? Only time will tell.

Episode 12: New Year, New Us?

Hey friends, the boys are back from holiday break and reviewing how they ended 2019, and started 2020. Time for new goals, reflection, and started good habits or just two friends bantering about holiday food? Either way, its going to good. 

Episode 11: Brian's Friend Update

Does Brian have friends? Is all hope lost? All is revealed when Brian changes our planned theme to once again talk about his feelings. Listen as T is spilled and shade is thrown. 

Episode 10: Holidazed and Confused

Its that time of year fam! The holiday season is upon us. Danny and Brian are sitting by the fire, sipping eggnog, talking about the days of yore. Just kidding. They are siting around the table, drinking la croix (plz sponsor us) talk about what they are doing this year. Join us on this holiday adventure! Merry Christmas an Happy Holiday!

Episode 9: Conspiracy Theories; Probably Fake

Fun fact. The boys love conspiracy theories. Join them this week and they dig deep in Wikipedia searches and dark web hunting to uncover their favorites and talk about a very famous true crime conspiracy theory. 

Episode 8: Good Bad Ugly

Friendship as an adult can be hard. This episode the boys are talking about the highs and lows of friendship in your 30’s. Well for Brian his “mid 20’s”.

Episode 7: Thanksgiving a "F"

Ah, Thanksgiving. A time to remember what matter most in your life, over eating, and you conservative Aunt giving you shade for your leftist views. Join the Boys as the go around and share what they are thankful for this year. 

Episode 6: Guide to Gay Chicago

Since Brian and Danny are the official boys of boystown, who better to give you a guide to the gay-borhood! Join them as they tour Halsted, Broadway, and Clark. Who needs a Zagat guide when you’ve got the boys by your side!

Episode 5: Vision Boards

Step aside Pinterest. The boys are coming for you with their Vision Boards. We get a peak into what motivates these boys to get up for the daily grind. Is it fame, fortune, money, love? Give it a listen and find out.  We know Brian is motivated by anything in an Hermes box.

Episode 4: Date Update

Oh hey you guys! The boys are back for a dating update. We will get all the details of how Danny and his leading lady are doing, and get to hear all about Brian's dating failures. Has he found the one? Will he order another pepperoni pizza and watch Gilmore Girls on a Saturday night? Tune in to find out.  The answer is yes, yes Brian spent another glorious Saturday night with Pizza in Stars Hollow. 

Episode 3: Halloween Spooktacular / Ghost Hunting

You guys. Its Halloween! As we found out last week Danny is totally freaked out by ghosts. So naturally we had to go ghost hunting. You know, face the fear, and do some Halloween stuff. We dig deep into an old Chicago legend, Resurrection Mary. Will the boys meet her? Did they end up getting a Bloody Mary in her honor? Listen to find out.

Episode 2: Week As Danny

Is it Freaky Friday? More like Mash Up Monday! This week Brian lives the life of Danny. Its time for Brian to put the Louis Vuitton bag away, kick off mules, and ditch that ice coffee! Will Brian end up going to his ex's show? Will he calm the fuck down? I guess you have to listen and find out.  Special shout out to the beige pants that we lost to a St. Tropez One Night only mishap. You will never be forgotten.

Episode 1: Opening Day! Week as Brian.

You guys. The boys are back and better than ever! Season 2 is starting off with a Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Lee Curtis, Freaky Friday moment. You guessed it, the boys are swapping lives. This week Danny lives the life of Brian, and learns what its like to live in the fast paced world of a botox junkie.  And no, Danny didn't get botox.

Season 1 Finale

You guys. Its time to bring season 1 to a close. We laughed, we cried, and Brian barely emoted when his ex guest hosted 2 episodes. Its been so much fun sharing our lives with you! Catch you in a few weeks for season 2!

Episode 21: Our Guest Brian's Ex. Feat. James Gavin

Episode 22: Our Guest Brian's Ex Continued Feat. James Gavin

Episode 20: Vacation

Episode 19: Cha Cha Changes

Episode 18: Gilmore Girls 2

Obviously we couldn't fit all the hilarious comedic banter into one episode! Tonight is the continuation of Gilmore Girls Pilot episode breakdown. Grab your pals, the rosé, and some witty banter and pick up where we left off! Not sure who is more of a psycho, Brian or Ms. Kim. 

Episode 17: Gilmore Girls

You guys. Have you ever wanted to be a part of Boys of Boystown? Well, cue the fist interactive episode! Danny and Brian realized they both love Gilmore Girls and thought they could put Lorelai and Rory to shame with the witty banter. In tonights episode we watch the Pilot episode and provide very witty commentary. We HIGHLY suggest cuing up Netflix and following along! Cue up the Netflix, grab a cozy throw, and pour a glass of rosé.

Episode 16: Best Friends

Making friends in your 20's is hard. Making friends in your 30's is damn near impossible unless your co-workers are cool and you both hate the same people. This episode we talk about different kinds of friendship and if its possible to have more than one best friend (it totally is, like hi Brian has about 5). These days Brian's best friend is Netflix, Target, and coffee. 

Episode: 15 Kardashians 101

You guys. It's no secret Brian loves the Kardashians. Specifically Kim. Well, Danny is totally unfamiliar and hasn't seen one episode of KUWK. I know, Brian was shocked too. In this episode we break down Keeping Up, all things Kim, and which sister we identify with.  Like honestly, Brian sweetie, you're doing amazing. 

Episode 14: Let's Talk About Sex Baby, Feat. Garrett Johannsen

Lets talk about sex baby! Todays episode is all about sex, and who better to have on the episode than our second guest host Garrett Johannsen! We spill the tea and you get to meet another friend of the Boys of Boystown.  Also, Brian pleads the fifth. I mean, his parents listen, so....

Episode 13: Birthdays

Guys. Its was Brian's birthday recently, and we decided to dedicate this entire episode to him! Just kidding. We do talk about birthdays, and how some, Danny, don't really care; and others, Brian, care waaaay too fucking much.  I mean Brian isn't asking for a full motorcade, block off the streets of the city kind of a birthday, but also, he kind of is. 

Episode 12: Drag It Out of Me Feat. Dymond C. Calloway

You guys. We have our first guest host and she is FIERCE. Welcome Dymond C. Calloway, also known as our very good friend Trevor. We are so excited to have a guest, we cant contain ourselves. We talk about everything from how he got into drag, to glam, makeup, avoiding the haters, and how to properly tuck.  No seriously, Brian asked how drag queens tuck. No joke.