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Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP54 The Passion Of The Corbis
April 13, 2020 04:03 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wow, things have really taken a turn for the worst. Not only is the world ending, but the entire city of New York has erupted into chaos. Oh, and there are giant monsters rampaging around fighting each other or wreaking havoc. The group needed to split up because they forgot what they were supposed to do. One group is running from a big hairy toad monster, the other is dealing with a goat monster that lactates monster juice on you. Speaking of which, Tedwar...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP53 Miltea & Teaward
April 06, 2020 03:03 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So, the only job the group really has at this point is to bleed on a few pieces of rock. That being said...they forgot to bleed on the rock that was closest to them. Now, said rock is under a building work of rubble...and under water. Not sure if the group has time to go back, they do the smart thing in the middle of a world ending event: split up. Now the group is half back-tracking and half trudging forward into the depths of madness to try to save this m...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP52 Corbis Territory
March 30, 2020 04:53 - 58 minutes - 67.5 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Montana is back from the dead! That’s great on so many levels. Well, not for Montana, but it’s great for everyone else. Now that the group is back in good ol 1932 New York City, chaos reigns supreme! Turns out Father Bierce was Hastur all along. Now New York is embroiled in a giant battle between outer space titans. On top of that, all of the citizens are having it out in a battle to the death. The group just now needs to bleed on some pieces of stone aroun...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP51 El Guapo Piaso
March 23, 2020 04:35 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Last time we left off, the group was dealing with some sort of giant mutant venus fly trap. The only person who really had a problem was Montana Jackson, who is slowly sliding into the mouth of the monster. He should be totally fine though as he slides towards a garbage disposal esque maw of teeth. The rest of the group tries to dig up a pillar in the hopes that they can run to the next spot in time, before more monsters come to eat them. In doing so, they ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP50 What About John Lithgow?
March 16, 2020 03:53 - 1 hour - 80.7 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! As I said last week...all of our content for the end of the season was completely corrupted. So...we did the only thing we could do...re-record the whole damn thing! Never fret, I added new dangers this time around and I am pretty damn happy with it. So this time around, the adventurers are still traveling through time. If they can manage to deal with a saber tooth tiger they will head to the future! I’m sure everything is great there. It is? Well then they...
Botched: A D&D Podcast Dragoncon Live Performance 2019
March 09, 2020 04:06 - 1 hour - 85 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Full disclosure. We had a major technical glitch which rendered the last month of our season completely unusable. We apologize for that inconvenience as we have to rerecord the entire last month, plus some other content. We did not want to miss a week of releasing content to you listeners so we decided to release our 2019 live performance from Dragoncon 2019. The SPACE VIKINGS are back! The crew gets a distress call and decides to investigate. An arrest and ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP49 A Godly Error
March 02, 2020 06:59 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for Bradley being dead I guess. Not even the power of death can break the incestual, I mean ancestral bonds between family members. Now that the group has made it to the door in question, the only thing that remains is to make sure the door never opens. Father Bierce said in order to seal the door, they had to draw the elder sign. That’s pretty easy, so what could go wr...oh where did these shiny urns come from? I mean, I get it, put a sign on the d...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP48 Floopedoop Chunkalunk
February 24, 2020 06:02 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the group cannot do anything simply. Could they just sail to the island of R’lyeh? Nah, they have to ramp off of Dagon’s head. However, now they don’t have a way back home. Well, I guess they could swim. They seem to have found an old ally once thought dead. He is dead actually, but now they can bring him back. The island is filled with more tentacle monsters because why not. Now, there is a giant door that stands in front of them. Behind that door ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP47 Sweet Teamotions
February 17, 2020 03:51 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, there goes Father Bierce. At least he gave his life for what he loved...children. I mean Tedward. He was like a son to him, obviously. Tedward could not have cared less though. The group seemed as though they were definitely dead, especially since they blew up the church and had it collapse on them. Luckily, it seems there were allies nearby that fished them out of the rubble and got them to a doctor’s care quickly. Now that they are awake, they have ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP46 Hounded All The Time
February 10, 2020 04:47 - 45 minutes - 42.5 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What do we have here but a good ol’ fashioned combat episode. Yeah, I know they aren’t the most interesting, but sometimes they have to happen! We do have a mystery as one of our “heroes” has been taken by the cult of C’thulu! The Hounds of Tindalos have showed up to murder the group and in typical Botched fashion, they are not super happy about the difficulty level. Fret not however, as I have the power of editing out the grumpiness that is Phil, so he sou...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP45 Pizza Pied Piper
February 03, 2020 05:29 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Again? They reset the timeline again?! Well, at least when they do that there are no lasting consequences. Now that they have hit the reset button they have to decide what is the best way to proceed. Also, they need to eat a pizza that they received. But wait, didn’t that happen in a different timeline? Time is sort of a big wibbily wobbily ball...Anyways, the group has decided to go with what group b was trying last time: summoning an elder god to fight Ct...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP44 Time Keeps On Slippin
January 27, 2020 06:18 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has saved Father Bierce and returned him to the church, the group has to decide what to do. They discuss at length where to go next and how to proceed, but they just can’t seem to make up their minds. Half the group decides to try and abduct one of the fish men and torture them into giving them information. The other half acknowledges that Cthulu is most likely coming and decides the only way to beat a giant monster is with another one. S...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP43 Grab N Snatch
January 20, 2020 09:25 - 58 minutes - 54.2 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! While the goose, that is currently on the loose, is the design of a patron of ours (Thanks Bean!), I have to say I am thoroughly enjoying the chaos that ensues. It seems Montana Jackson has awoken from his “coma” and is back in “action.” With the element of surprise, hopefully these idiots can overcome the superior forces of the hospital and get the hell out of there. However, even if they make it back to the church, they will somehow have to deal with thos...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP42 A Wild Goose Chase
January 13, 2020 06:45 - 1 hour - 60 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, a goose showing up and stealing their car keys was certainly unfortunate. However, I’m sure they won’t have too much trouble with Patron made npc though. Once they get that problem solved, they just have to go back, pick up Father Bierce without doing something stupid like...running him over or something. Then they just need to head back to the church without doing something stupid like...driving the car into the bay or something. I’m sure it will all...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP41 Honk If You’re In Trouble
January 06, 2020 06:00 - 57 minutes - 63.6 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I wonder if the group thinks rescuing Father Bierce is worth it? They discovered the asylum was filled with blood thirsty Bators. Those are bunnies with the heads of alligators, in case you were wondering. They also discovered these strange cylinders filled with light that really ruin the day of anything that gets close. Now that they’ve gotten an idea of what to do, the group will try to avoid the fish people and rescue Father Bierce, get the hell out of th...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP40 Goombas & Gorons
December 30, 2019 06:15 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It only took an entire episode for the group to realize they completely forgot what they were doing. Fear not, however, as the dumb dicks figured it out! Now the group is on its way to the insane asylum. The city is still in complete chaos, but it doesn’t seem to have impacted the structural integrity of the asylum. Once inside, it is very apparent that things are very different than the last time they visited. Around every corner lies hidden dangers and mon...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP39 Hit And Dumb
December 23, 2019 05:51 - 56 minutes - 62 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, it seems that Father Bierce has gone missing! Depending on your viewpoint, that would be a good or bad thing. The group though, is exhausted from their fight with the Gashadokuro. They don’t really feel like dealing with all the problems that exhaustion bring with it, so they decide to take a 4 day nap. In a city where evil is constantly gathering their forces to bring about the end of the world, I’m sure that will lead to no problems whatsoever! Oh, I...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP38 Crackin Skulls
December 16, 2019 07:58 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yet again, the group deems it necessary to agitate innocent and unknowing folks. Not only did they clog the toilet with a towel, eavesdrop on their conversations and eat all their food, but they also tried to steal their dog! For not believing a bunch of random psychopaths, the group decided it was best to let the family die. However, they couldn’t let a dog be eaten too! So here we are, giant Japanese murder skeleton vs our...well I wouldn’t call them heroe...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP37 Just Bee Yourself
December 09, 2019 05:21 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group make quick work of the Dreamlands. Well, to be fair, they kind of messed it up even worse, but at least their rescue mission was a success! Now that they are done with that, it is time to finally investigate the final mission of Nadir. There seems to be something causing the deaths of locals outside of the city. According to the news, the homes and families are killed by storms, even though there are no other signs of such phenomena. Last week they...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP36 Kentucky Fried Rescue
December 02, 2019 06:29 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ah, back to the mythical majestic Dreamlands. Okay, maybe not anymore. The place has really gone to hell since the group was there last, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with them though...Skin Chicken gives the group a lift on his Paraskeet or Derpbird back to the base that the survivors are hiding in. There’s a slim chance the group will be able to rescue Kuranes from Nyarlethotep. Stealth is not exactly their strong suit. If they manage to complete the...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP35 Dream A Little Cream On Me
November 25, 2019 08:46 - 57 minutes - 63.1 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group now apparently has a giant laser gun. However, it seems like it takes quite a lot out of them. Now that they’ve exhausted themselves, it’s time for a rest at the church. Everything is not how it seems. Someone is a traitor...and seems to be trying to convert others to their cause. They only have one more quest to do for Nadir, so the logical thing to do would be go off on a completely different tangent. It seems Skin Chicken is in trouble and has r...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP34 Rougagoo
November 18, 2019 06:05 - 1 hour - 71 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has seemingly saved Tedward from a very clingy snake god. Not to mention, they managed to convince the swamp witch to divulge the identity of the rougarou. That being said, they now have to hunt down that nasty rougarou and murder him. Hard. On top of that, there is this one legged man they keep around for some reason or another, all the while torturing him mentally and physically. Once they deal with this issue there’s only one more mission left f...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP33 Swamp Witches, Wizards, And Weirdos
November 11, 2019 04:42 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Tedward has been discovered! He is apparently being held by some sort of weird cult in the basement of this swamp witch. Well, it’s more of an underground temple than a basement, but you get the idea. It doesn’t seem like they plan on sacrificing him though. This cult also seems to be really into snakes. I wonder if there’s some Old One or Elder Being or Outer God who is really into snakes...If there were such a being, I’m sure he would be completely reasona...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP32 Swamp Magic
November 04, 2019 05:43 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Okay, ya got me. Phil wasn’t actually there last episode...and he still isn’t. He’s sick, but he will be back soon! In the meantime, the group has to deal with a few minor issues. Speaking of which, now that they’ve shot some civilians, are going through their stuff and threatening further violence, they decide to be helpful. Based on Tristan’s past character’s medical experience, I’m sure he will have some really great ideas to heal up those bullet wounds. ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP31 Blowing Things Out Of Extortion
October 28, 2019 05:16 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBHey everyone, on our Patreon we have a level where we commission artists to draw our batshit crazy creations! One of our upcoming artists is launching her own comic publishing company for horror comics or anything weird! Please help support her by heading over to Machina Corpse Unearthed Kickstarter!Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Austin has returned! Phil is also definitely here and not MIA. Promise. It seems Milton has a brother cousin from the bayou who knows...swamp magic. I don’t know...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP30 New York Swamp Flower
October 21, 2019 05:10 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBHey everyone, on our Patreon we have a level where we commission artists to draw our batshit crazy creations! One of our upcoming artists is launching her own comic publishing company for horror comics or anything weird! Please help support her by heading over to Machina Corpse Unearthed Kickstarter! Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Seems Austin is not here this week either…In his absence, the group trudges onward, quite literally into a swamp. Joined by their new friend Skeetus Clee...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP29 Swamp Road Truckers
October 14, 2019 04:44 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBHey everyone, on our Patreon we have a level where we commission artists to draw our batshit crazy creations! One of our upcoming artists is launching her own comic publishing company for horror comics or anything weird! Please help support her by heading over to Machina Corpse Unearthed Kickstarter! Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It was nice knowing Vlad for that hot minute. I mean…I suppose he could return from his fuckation at any moment. However, there’s a horny ancient Greek m...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP28 Stone Temple Cuckolds
October 07, 2019 04:37 - 1 hour - 77 MBHey everyone, on our Patreon we have a level where we commission artists to draw our batshit crazy creations! One of our upcoming artists is launching her own comic publishing company for horror comics or anything weird! Please help support her by heading over to Machina Corpse Unearthed Kickstarter! Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy Kvurty! Well, that’s certainly one way to check for traps. Now that he is riddled with holes, this Vlad guy seems to be acting really weird. Is he…g...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP27 Pinned Down
September 30, 2019 04:29 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I shouldn’t be surprised that Jon says hey let’s see if I can fuck things up, and then on a random table of 20 effects…he opens a black hole in their room. Assuming they can manage to avoid it, alive, and with foot skin intact, they still have to contend with the other dangers of the dungeon. Al, doesn’t seem to be able to die. Which is really painful, because now it seems the group has a new goal to torture him further. On top of the traps and puzzles...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP26 Making The Bephaestus Of A Bad Situation
September 23, 2019 04:57 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBBefore the normal silliness, I want to take a moment and express our deepest condolences to the Keating family as Phil lost his father, Daniel Keating, this past weekend. He was a great guy and raised a fantastic (albeit fucked up) man. He will be sorely missed, and we ask that your thoughts and prayers, if you’re into that, are with Phil and his family in these trying times. The intro to this episode is actually the one Daniel Keating made for us. Rest in peace my friend. Welcome to B...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP25 Exploring Holes
September 16, 2019 05:01 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What is it with this group and not wanting to be even slightly burdened? It’s not as though Richard Niple was a vegetable. Just lost a little bit of brain…so they blow out the rest of it. Now the group has to escape the museum before the authorities arrive. Oh, that’s right, they somehow think that they talked to the cops already and are no longer wanted men. They’re wrong. I know, because we checked the tape. Who will Austin be playing next I wonder? ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP24 Crackin A Few Skulls
September 09, 2019 04:30 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I’m confused. Who is the monster in the museum? I mean obviously there’s a large creature rampaging around. But, is that the actual monster, or is it the party? Who steals shit watches from panicking people? Who thought it was a good idea to give a kid a gun? I’m pretty sure we all know the real monster. However, in the meantime the group has now attracted a huge creature that is some sort of mix of a bear, lizard and a beetle. It appears to feed on pe...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP23 Curating New Problems
September 02, 2019 05:26 - 58 minutes - 65 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has been unofficially "invited" to the museum unveiling of a new exhibit. Apparently there was some sort of South American tribe that had never been discovered before. However, the scientist who found it never made it back alive. The exhibit is both a celebration of the discovery and in memoriam of his life. It is quite the fancy party, in fact they have booze! Wait, isn't that illegal? Eh, guess the rich don't have to worry about laws. Well at lea...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP22 Tots & Toys
August 26, 2019 05:06 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This episode is quite possibly the most unrealistic thing I’ve ever heard. You’re telling me that if these jackasses walked into an adoption agency, you’d give them a child?! I don’t care if they have five bucks! That’s child endangerment! Well, I guess the child is Phil and he’s a psycho too so who cares. Still, this illustrates a broken system. Wait, what’s this? Nadir has a new mission for the guys and they involve some newspapers. Head to our Faceb...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP21 The Last Skin Chicken
August 19, 2019 05:10 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Richard Niple really needs to learn how to shut up. Also, don’t take away the drink of the gods. Even if they’re fat gods! Now he is a big wobbly ball of lard that is completely helpless. Fret not, the rest of the party isn’t far behind in pissing off these deities who shouldn’t be screwed with. If they can manage to get past them, maybe they can finally get their way to Warren! How are they going to get the King of the Dreamlands to leave? How are the...
Botched: A D&D Podcast BONUS EPISODE: Space Vikings Part 2: Wyrm Mountain
August 17, 2019 16:48 - 54 minutes - 60.5 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A bonus episode! Since we will be doing Space Vikings for our live show at DragonCon 2019, we thought it only fitting to share the related Patreon episodes with you! Now that you’ve been introduced to our weird characters, they still have to get off this planet. They’re currently dealing with some weird goblin like creatures while also following around a big lizard for a funeral. Yrtle may get run over by a buggy, classic turtle. Landing on strange p...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP 20 The Im-Possum-ible Dream
August 12, 2019 04:14 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Is it possible for these dumb dumbs to not destroy everything around them? No, of course not. So, everything is turning to mush as they head to the docks. I’m sure there won’t be a giant monster destroying everything. If there was some way to reset the whole thing that would be nice. If that could happen who knows what the group may find. Maybe some nice weasel folk who can give directions. Will the group find such a reset button for The Dreamlands? Wh...
Botched: A D&D Podcast BONUS EPISODE: Space Vikings Part 1: Enter The Beard
August 09, 2019 22:40 - 59 minutes - 65.9 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A bonus episode! Since we will be doing Space Vikings for our live show at DragonCon 2019, we thought it only fitting to share the related Patreon episodes with you! The series picks up in no particular place with a rag tag group of Space Vikings doing whatever it is that Space Vikings do! Each character is out of their mind in their own special way and of course, in normal Botched fashion, aim to mess up someone else’s day. Join the group as they atte...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP19 Kvrty’s Dreamland
August 05, 2019 04:27 - 1 hour - 82.8 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ouch. Well, I suppose that’s not the worse way to go? Okay, it was pretty bad to get disemboweled by a bicycle. Not to mention it was a bicycle they dreamed up. I’m not 100% sure why he wanted cum and piss, but at least Kvrt obliged his need for urine. Now the guys need to find Warren. He could really be anywhere…like the giant castle. No, that is too obvious. Let’s go check out the cat town! Time seems to be a little off around here. I mean, the getti...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP 18 Dream On
July 29, 2019 04:28 - 57 minutes - 63.1 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! While the group has decided to go to The Dreamlands. It doesn’t seem like it’s the easiest place to get to. In fact, Warren and Francis don’t seem all that enthused on sharing the secrets of how to get there. Hell, Warren isn’t even present. His brother Francis watches over him while he rules The Dreamlands under some other name. The group does eventually decide to brave The Dreamlands though. However, it’s not like a normal dream. Things that happen t...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP17 Dream A Little Dream Of Me
July 22, 2019 05:18 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has made a decision! Screw that Nadir guy, let’s all go to The Dream Lands! That sounds like a nice place, filled with candy and puppies. The group must seek out a pair of brothers who are experts on the matter. Apparently, adults are not welcome in Dreamland, because they lack the same sort of imagination as children. After the group learns about how far schools are from the church, they make their way towards the brothers, who live outside ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP16 Gloop De Whoop
July 15, 2019 04:24 - 1 hour - 78 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Somehow the group made it out of a confrontation with an outer god and didn’t die. Sure, a couple of them are a little mangled from removing mutated flesh, but at least they’re still alive? First order of business is getting out of these sewers. However, that won’t be so easy as there seems to be a power struggle between different factions. If they should make it out and back to the church, they are going to have to figure out what to do next. Maybe, F...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP15 Lactation Transfiguration
July 08, 2019 04:32 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Here is an important question: Would it have better to not interrupt the milk drinking ceremony? We will never know, because they did of course, and now a big giant black tentacle monster has started growing. Not to mention there’s a large breasted woman lurking about. I’m sure it’s just some naked chick covered in tar…and not some sort of horrific outer god overseeing this ceremony. The group has to come up with a way to stop the giant monster, and we...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP14 A Divisive Diversion
July 01, 2019 04:53 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Why must they destroy people’s offices? Sure, it was a morbidly obese man who is being paid off by the mafia, but still. Ground rules man. However, they get the information they sneak (and snacks) and head towards the sewers in question. The only way inside is by a well-timed and well thought out diversion. Down in the sewers everything seems fine…at first…but there are a lot of different options. Hopefully they will not find anything horrifying down t...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP13 Fat Rises To The Top
June 24, 2019 04:58 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! How is it, that this group of dumb dumbs can’t figure out why when they murder indiscriminately, not everyone is cool with that? In this instance it’s a pair of house spirits. Now they are stuck in the house while the house is trying to kill them. Good. Meanwhile, Wheels is stuck in the car playing with a safe. Must be the spinning dial. Reminds him of his wheels. Comforting. Kvurt is, for some reason, trying to get into the murder house. I wonder who ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP12 Murder Hobos At It Again
June 17, 2019 04:02 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Maybe someday I will be surprised by these morally bereft people. Today is not one of those days. Kvurt, not one to pass up on a good scam, is peddling his Sven services yet again. However, the group also seems to be on a more mischievous mission: sending Goggles home with Clive Barker. However, maybe Clive isn’t quite the bad guy in this situation. It seems no one is 100% innocent. Something is definitely wrong with this house, and maybe these idiots ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP11 Spirits & Charlatans
June 14, 2019 02:37 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! These nightmares are really getting out of hand! Kvurt is rapidly losing his mind. The group needs to come up with some way to soothe his mental pain…or melt his brain in such a way he forgets his trauma. Six of one half a dozen of another. Father Bierce has some serious concerns about the recent events that the crew has been involved in. Further research is needed. Meanwhile, the group decides to investigate some strange home incidents. They quickly f...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP10 A Handicapable Parable
June 03, 2019 04:12 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew is out for a little boat ride and sight-seeing. So far everyone who goes to Staten Island, either runs away or goes missing. I’m sure things will be different for our group of merry men though. Hey, it seems like there’s some sort of party going on! If only they were driving a party boat instead of a monster hunting boat. I wonder what is going on with this island. What are these mysterious freighters? What is in all of this cargo? What does t...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP9 You’ve Got A Sven In Me
May 27, 2019 07:15 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the aftermath of the warehouse massacre, we have seemingly lost one of our members…but a new, equally messed up character has entered the game. Those of you who are not patrons don’t know this, but Jon killed me in one of our Patreon episodes and I vowed to take his legs…well now, I have fulfilled that promise. I’m sure 1932 New York was very handicap accessible, so a wheelchair should have no issue getting around. The group has now decided to take ...
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP8 A Big Bucket Of Nope
May 20, 2019 05:44 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Just so you know listeners. If you rip a hole in your chest for a giant eye to pop out of…it is most likely going to become infected. The group seems to have gotten themselves into a rather gory situation. I mean aside from all the veins adorning the room…and the body parts…and the gateway made of people…and the inhuman abomination, it’s a pretty nice location. Honestly, these jackasses have no business at all fighting something that may or may not be ...