Bomb.DCOM
22 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsZetus Lapetus! Skate on down to Nostalgia Town with hosts Weston Scott and Mary Cait Hogan. Each episode, we recap a Disney Channel Original Movie and do a deep dive into the “larger meaning.” Watch along with us, or don’t, we don’t give a sh*t (oh yeah, this podcast is NSFW).
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Episodes
16 - Rip Girls (A Slightly Better But Still Bad Johnny Tsunami)
October 14, 2022 20:19 - 1 hour - 140 MBWe're back on island time with this one! Come hang (ten) out with us as we discuss Camilla Belle's reputation, the fact that this movie should be about farts, and how we like to be handed change when we pay for things in cash (a thing neither of us has done in several years). **This episode also includes an important PSA (Pea Soup Addendum)** Mom Rating: eh, G.
15 - Alley Cats Strike, or Tony's Lasagna Heaven
July 01, 2022 04:00 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBOriginally recorded mid-April 2022. Heyyyyy remember how we said several months ago that we'd be releasing a new episode every two weeks? Lol we are stinkers but the important thing is that WE ARE BACK and so are the DUMB PREMISES FOR DCOMS! Join us for the usual riveting discussion; topics of interest include Old Timey Kids ™, a mayor who could be related to a beloved McDonald's mascot, and why Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story is actually an iconic queer film. Oh yeah, it's about bo...
14 The Color of Friendship, or The DCOM That Shouldn't Have Been A DCOM
April 08, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBWe finally watched The Color of Friendship and, ummmm, why was this a made-for-TV movie? Offensive, tbh. This episode is in a league of its own because the movie is in a league of its own. If you haven't watched it, just do it (CW racism and racial slurs). Will return to our regularly scheduled bullsh*t in two weeks.
13.5.2 Smash or Pass! Part 2
March 25, 2022 22:36 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBIt's the top 50 Disney characters (according to Girl Gone Geek), y'all! Light spoiler: A horse is not number 1. Mom Rating: Definite PG-69. She can listen to the next one!
13.5.1 Smash or Pass! (Part 1)
March 12, 2022 01:36 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBIs this still trending on TikTok? In today's bonus episode, we play Smash or Pass with Girl Gone Geek's list of top 100 Disney characters (Number 100-51). It's not the list we would have gone with! Mom Rating: PG-69. Sorry, mom, it's literally about which animated characters I would have relations with.
13.2 Up, Up, and Away (Part 2): Foiled Again
February 25, 2022 17:04 - 2 hours - 126 MBIt's part 2 of our coverage of Up, Up, and Away and Mary Cait watched Sky High in the time between recording part 1 and part 2. Whoopsies. Can't-miss topics include: Elphaba's Body Hair, Gentlemen-Only-Ladies-Forbidden, and Scandal at Wes's High School! (That last one is actually not to be missed!) Mom Rating: PG-69 again. Mom, don't listen to this one.
13.1 Up, Up and Away (Part 1), or Bless This Podcast and Bless The Hands That Made It
February 12, 2022 18:43 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBWe're back and we've brought you our very first two-parter! Why's it a two-parter? Because we spent way too much time talking about the Aladdin character's we'd F, Wes's school dance experiences, and why MC's dad fast forwards through sex scenes sometimes. And MC shows her hand by forgetting a very, very, important word. Mom Rating: PG-69. Sorry, Mom. Thanks for listening and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
12.5 - Bonus! My Date with the President's Daughter (It Happened!)
February 07, 2022 22:04 - 2 hours - 121 MB*Originally recorded in September 2021* So, Wes went out of town for an extended period of time last fall, so MC and Alex got together to discuss an iconic film about American Politics that just so happens to star America's, and Mary Cait's, sweetheart, Will Friedle. ... and then life happened so we're releasing it now. CW: talk of rape culture and mentions of sexual harrassment/assault. Mom Rating ™: R (I won't get disowned for this one, but she might not love it) WE WILL RETURN TO ...
12 - Horse Sense, or The One Where They Totally Didn’t Call a Mare Alert
September 17, 2021 16:15 - 1 hour - 71 MBAwwww yeah, it's the first Lawrence Bros joint! Join us as we discuss this iconic film where two of the brothers play cousins and the other one foreshadows the iconic Brokeback Mountain. And we totally drop the ball and don't call a "Mare Alert." Sorry. Mom Rating: PG for brief g*y p*rn references (what is this show) P.S. We're sorry for the delay on this one and sorry in advance for the delay on the next one! We hope to be back to our regular schedule starting mid-October. There may be...
11. Don't Look Under the Bed, or Jackout Day
June 18, 2021 17:41 - 2 hours - 136 MBEpisode Eleven, time to get Elev-ated! We're back and taking a good hard look at Don't Look Under the Bed, a movie that goes hard and doesn't know how to quit. Get ready for a wiggly fruit thing, a human man with a pelvic diaper, and a lovely little bust! Oh, and Wes and MC create a new holiday and we THINK you're all gonna be into it. Mom Rating: PG-69!
10.5- Intermission, or Everyone Say Hi To Alex!
May 28, 2021 04:02 - 1 minute - 2.81 MBEpisode 10.5, and we're staying alive! As Wes and MC take a li'l break this week, say hello to the one keeping this show afloat- our dear friend Alex! Mom Rating: Maybe our First G Ever!
10- Genius, or We Only Recruit From Broken Homes
May 14, 2021 04:00 - 2 hours - 126 MBWell my friend, it's episode 10, and you know what that means! IT'S GENIUS TIME. Wes and MC are picking alter egos to be the cool eighth graders they never were, and here to talk about the dangers of letting your thirteen year-old go to college by themselves. Get ready for visit from Mr. Movie, and above all else, remember this: Just Being a Good Psycho for the Hunniest Chick Madman Would Do!
9- Johnny Tsunami, or Better than a Mango, Even
April 30, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBCW: Self-Harm, Suicide Episode Nine, and that’s by design! Chill out surfers, because Johnny Kapehala’s here to help! This episode has something for everyone- a backyard luau, special wax from grandpa’s private stock, and a whole segment at the end where Wes and MC talk about breast milk. You won’t want to miss it! If you’re able, please donate to the Lee Thompson Young Foundation: https://www.ltyfoundation.org/ Suicide is never the answer. If you need help, please call the National Su...
8- Smart House, or Growin' Bologna
April 16, 2021 04:00 - 2 hours - 102 MBEpisode eight, and this one is GREAT. It's Smart House, THE movie to end all movies. P.A.T.'s got everything you could need for a killer time- Mickey Mouse conducting a symphony, gratuitous bully murder, and the Irish girl band B*witched. Enter into the contest to win the Smart House, because canonically only like eight thousand people did! Mom Rating: Def PG-69.
7- The Thirteenth Year, or Home Is Where The Fish Are
April 02, 2021 04:00 - 2 hours - 86.8 MBEpisode Seven, we're in heaven, y'all! Jk we're in the ocean because we're turning into m̶e̶r̶m̶a̶i̶d̶s̶ MERMEN! This ep has something for everyone- weird arm b*ners, roasting MAGA supporters, telepathic custody agreements, and Defiance v. Tiki- Dawn of Baby! Get your beet cake and gallon water jugs- you're gonna be late for your swim meet! Mom Rating: PG-69! (which means, Moms, be careful- we talk about 69'ing!)
6- Can of Worms, or "Please, Trust No One But Me!"
March 19, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 83.1 MB*jumps out of a TV Stargate* Hey everyone, it's Wes and MC from the future! This episode is being beamed to the Intergalactic Council of Planets and we have to stop it! This episode is about Can of Worms, and watching this movie could legit destroy the known universe. *whispers* These aliens want to do unsavory things to Mike Pillsbury...and also this is a #badmovie. Beware the Thoad and come with us if you wanna live! Mom Rating: R!
5- Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, or Wes and MC Fully Blow an O-Ring
March 05, 2021 16:04 - 1 hour - 142 MBZetus Lapetus y’all, it’s our fifth episode! That means we’re meeting our fave girl in the Galaxy: ZENON BABBYYYYYYY! This ep’s got everything: horse girl homages, kooky aunts, honorary mayors, and parental interference MINOR. See you in the chill chamber!
4. Halloweentown, or Kalabar's an Incel
February 19, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBEveryone sound the alarm, okay? We're already at the best DCOM- episode four, give us more, it's HALLOWEENTOWN. This movie has a human pincusion, a really hot mom who is the same age as Wes and Mary Cait, and honestly a lot of fodder for our thesis about the act of engaging with cinema.... jk but it's got that skeleton cabbie.
3- Brink!, or Mary Cait's Sexual Awackening
February 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBEpisode 3, how can it BE?! We could not be more stoked to take you to the world of Brink!, a movie that is explicitly about two boys who wish they could be kissing. Maybe some skateboarding? Mostly about Two Boys In Luv ™️. #BrinkAndVal4Ever
2- You Lucky Dog, or Would Kirk Cameron Hump a Dog that Wasn’t His Wife?
January 22, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 123 MBIt's Episode Number 2, y'all! Get ready for You Lucky Dog, because it's got something for everyone- mayoral threats, biting a woman's a**, and gumballs that make their own gravy. Just remember: Kirk Cameron feels everything the dog feels, and that dog canonically has a girlfriend by the end of the movie, so...
1- Under Wraps, or Mr. Kubat's a Mummy Now
January 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBOn this episode, we discuss the very first DCOM: Under Wraps! This one’s full of sarcophagi, stepdad, and other ~spooky stuff~. Oh yeah, this one isn’t on Disney+, so… definitely don’t try to find it on the internet illegally. That would be unethical.
0- Introducing Bomb.DCOM
January 01, 2021 19:16 - 1 minute - 2.31 MBWe've got a new show, y'all! COMING TO YOUR EARS JANUARY 8TH.