Bodysuits for Bughead
63 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratingsA Riverdale Podcast hosted by Maria. Watch Riverdale with us every week! Shipping culture meets leftist politics as we share our Riveropinions and Riverfeelings...while wearing bodysuits that match the ~vibe~ of the episode. We ship Bughead & Choni. Follow bodysuits4bughead on Insta, B4B_Podcast on Twitter, and bodysuitsforbughead on Tumblr to see each week's bodysuit looks.
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Bodysuits For Bughead Returns
September 11, 2021 18:02 - 7 minutes - 9.97 MBHey y’all, it’s Maria. Who asked for a rant about Riverdale? I am returning for our Lost Episodes (1x10-1x13 and 2x01-2x09) and potentially 4x19, 5x01-5x03 and whatever in the time jump brings me enough joy that I want to podcast it. Also, I rant about Josie and the Pussycats being mistreated by the writers (who else watched Return of the Pussycats? 5x15 will def be on the list of episodes we’re gonna podcast!) In the meantime, if you miss Bughead as much as I do, I’m still writing Bughead f...
Introducing: Leftist Teen Drama
August 16, 2021 18:32 - 2 minutes - 3.05 MBHey y'all! Maria here; I know it's been awhile. I've got a couple pieces of good news, though! I've launched a new podcast, and I wanted to share the trailer with you! Leftist Teen Drama is a podcast celebrating political moments on TV teen dramas, hosted by me, Maria DiPasquale, your favorite unionist and teen drama enthusiast. produced by Jeff McHale, with art by Maddy Wiryo. Episode 1 is currently streaming on Podbean, Spotify, Amazon Music, TuneIn, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Listen Notes,...
Riverdale 4x16 - “Chapter Seventy-Three: The Locked Room”
March 29, 2020 19:21 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBfeat. guest: Hailey “They’ve done such a good job of writing these Stonies as the shitty ultrawealthy that they are. Wonderful critique of capitalism, guys, I love it. And so to finally see them get their comeuppance and Betty and Jughead take them down as the working class heroes that they are? It’s gonna be so beautiful!” -Maria So we were kinda *joking* about this episode being 42 minutes of Betty and Jughead acting smug as fuck...but like, it actually is and we are living for it?! We ge...
Riverdale 4x15 - “Chapter Seventy-Two: To Die For”
March 14, 2020 00:29 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBfeat. guest: Kelly “We are in a time of crisis. The primary, the coronavirus. Can Riverdale just make sense? That’s all I’m asking.” “That’s all I want.” “A little bit of sense, even.” “I want just, like, a feeling of...release. Of resolution.” “Arousal..” “A building tension maybe?” If you know, then you know—this episode is an emotional rollercoaster. Come along for the ride with Maria and Kelly as we theorize, shriek, laugh our asses off, and scream when the show FINALLY confirms what w...
Riverdale 4x14 - “Chapter Seventy-One: How to Get Away with Murder”
March 02, 2020 02:25 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBfeat guest: Maria’s boo/B4B producer Jeff “Jughead’s not dead!” -Maria, approximately a dozen times throughout this podcast “I’m spending every second of every scene trying to figure out what could be a different level of a lie or not a lie or who knows what or doesn’t know what.” It’s a wild, post-Stonewall-Prep-party ride with Betty, Archie, and Veronica! Amongst all our confusion, rambling theories, and deep hatred of the Stonewall Prep kids, we find time to be excited about Mary Andrew...
Riverdale 4x13 - “Chapter Seventy: The Ides of March”
February 17, 2020 19:07 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBfeat guest: Maria’s boo/B4B producer Jeff “This is kind of THE episode that we’ve all been building toward all season—really, since the Season 3 finale when we saw the first flash-forward” -Maria Epic, investigative, angsty, and romantic Bughead! Cute, comforting Varchie and sexy, scheming Choni! The “final?” showdown with the Stonewall preppies and their apparent ringleader DuPont! We have so many theories about everything that goes down ~conveniently~ on the Ides of March—and we KNOW tha...
Riverdale 4x12 - “Chapter Sixty-Nine: Man of Honor”
February 10, 2020 22:57 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBfeat guest: Sofia “All I’ve ever wanted is for Betty and Jughead to be like, ‘you know what we’re not gonna play on your terms, you capitalist fucks, we’re leaving.’ Ugh, yes! That is so on brand for me. Bodysuits For Bughead approved.” -Maria Another good Bughead ep, we. are. LIVING! In this jam-packed episode, we cheer on an investigative Betty and freak out when she discovers that Donna has been the mastermind of Stonewall Prep all along. We have a lot of fun with the three-part Jughead ...
Riverdale 4x11 - “Chapter Sixty-Eight: Quiz Show”
February 04, 2020 03:06 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBfeat guest: Kelly You know what they say...a big Bughead episode means a LONG episode of Bodysuits For Bughead! What a fun ep! From a quiz show team of powerful Riverladies to tickle porn and maple-rum being sold by a kidnapped killer mother, we have a great time. We obvi have a LOT of feelings and screeches to share about Bughead’s storyline, many opinions about Archie’s management of Andrews Construction, and, ya know, your standard confusion and attempts at making sense of the flash-forw...
Riverdale 4x10 - “Chapter Sixty-Seven: Varsity Blues”
January 27, 2020 04:39 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBfeat guest: Hailey Cheryl: We’re going on strike! Maria: Yes! They’re doing direct action! Ooh, yes! Withhold your labor! Age-old labor tactic. This is beautiful. Y’all, has it EVER been clear that Riverdale is depicting an indictment of the super-wealthy than in this football championship episode that gives us the owning-class Stonewall assholes playing against the ragtag Riverdale working class team? (Cough, cough, billionaires shouldn’t exist.) Maria and Hailey have so much fun with thi...
Riverdale 4x09 - “Chapter Sixty-Six: Tangerine”
January 01, 2020 21:05 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBFeat guest: Jeff “The three endgame couples are like, holding each other while they watch a fiery boat of a flaming body float away. Romantic.” -Maria TBH, this mid-season finale gave us whiplash—from Archie and FP’s team-up to run the Dickinson brothers out of town to Jughead bashing a skull in with a rock as initiation into a creepy secret society to Cheryl’s Red Queen trial of Penelope Blossom and subsequent letting-go of Jason (finally!) via fiery Viking Funeral on Sweetwater River. Mea...
Riverdale 4x08 - “Chapter Sixty-Five: In Treatment”
December 14, 2019 18:49 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBFeat guest: Sofia Remember when we spent our entire podcast so far arguing that these kids needed therapy and then Riverdale decided to do a Therapy Episode™ instead of letting the kids actually go to a therapist on a regular basis?? Well, *sigh* we’ll take what we can get. We cheer on Cheryl finally confronting YEARS of trauma and Betty finally speaking her truth about Alice’s awful, abusive parenting, are concerned for both Archie and Jughead’s safety, and yet again, BEG Riverdale to let V...
Riverdale 4x07 - “Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm”
November 30, 2019 20:53 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBFeat guest: Kelly “I know other things are gonna be happening, and I’ll watch them and stuff, but I am here for Bughead having sexy times, cuddly times, and investigative times. You know, the Big Three?” -Maria It’s Thanksgiving in Riverdale—the wind’s a-blowin’ and an ice storm’s a-comin’, Hiram somehow became mayor overnight, Cheryl and Toni have a body to hide, and Archie’s just tryna feed some homeless kids to live out his late father’s legacy of good deeds! We cannot get enough of the ...
Riverdale 4x06 - “Chapter Sixty-Three: Hereditary”
November 18, 2019 04:03 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBFeat guest: Jeff Bodies are dropping, y’all! Along with Maria’s guest Jeff (her partner/B4B’s producer), we talk FP’s inconsistencies about what his childhood was like with Grandpa FP as Jughead discovers a Baxter Brothers revelation that threatens Stonewall Prep’s rep and may connect to the flash-forwards; are horrified by Cheryl’s family continuing to be more shitty every time we learn something new; and cheer on both Veronica on as she stands up to her murderous family and Archie as he tr...
Riverdale 4x05 - “Chapter Sixty-Two: Witness for the Prosecution”
November 11, 2019 23:24 - 1 hour - 71.4 MBFeat guests: Rosalie and Tara The keyword for this episode is THERAPY — whether we’re talking about an MIA Cheryl/Toni who we’re still very concerned about, repressed memories revealing that Betty’s serial killer dad tried to groom her to be violent from an early age, or FP’s own unresolved daddy trauma that Jughead’s research about Grandpa Jones brings up. We admire a very badass Veronica (Luna) as she contends with Governor Corrrupt-ass Dooley to free Hermione and meets her foe in Hermosa ...
Riverdale 4x04 - “Chapter Sixty-One: Halloween”
November 06, 2019 03:50 - 1 hour - 78 MBFeat guest: Kelly “Riverdale is basically one long Halloween episode I feel like?” - Maria It’s Riverdale’s first-ever Halloween episode and Maria and Kelly have a LOT of fun — so much fun that this podcast is longer than usual, but we hope you don’t mind ;) From shots fired at the community center Halloween party to pranks in the super-creepy new principal’s office to being drugged/hazed by classist prep school kids to being prank-called in the most triggering manner possible to sexy seanc...
Riverdale 4x03 - “Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon”
November 02, 2019 18:47 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBFeat guest: Sofia Jughead: You better take your breaks from me while you can, Cooper, because you and I are in this for the long haul. Maria and Sofia: *SCREAMING/SCREECHING/BREATHING HEAVILY* Who knew the final showdown with The Farm would involve Betty saving the day with a bobby-pin, a Principal Weatherbee redemption moment, and a LITERAL ROCKET?! In this wild ride of an episode, we talk about everything from Veronica Luna and why Jason’s body isn’t decaying to sexy car washes and Archie...
Riverdale 4x02 - “Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High”
October 23, 2019 01:29 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBFeat guest: Hailey It’s senior year, baby, the high school hijinks are at an all-time high, and we are HERE for it! Okay, first of all, this is an AMAZING Bughead episode and we talk about ALL of it: the sexy af night-before-senior-year sex, the cute kisses, Betty being the most supportive girlfriend of all fucking time as Jughead decides to transfer to Stonewall Prep. Then, there’s the fact that they FINALLY addressed Reggie being abused by his dad and dug into two fractured friendships: Be...
Riverdale 4x01 - “Chapter Fifty-Eight: In Memoriam”
October 16, 2019 16:13 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBFeat guest: Liv “He was our dad for three seasons” -Liv Tears are shed, hearts are broken and then warmed, and much praise is given to the epic and emotional performances delivered by all of the cast members in this intense, beautiful stand-alone tribute episode to Fred Andrews and Luke Perry. We celebrate Luke’s life in the best way we know how — laughing and joking and loving this show, the characters, and their love for each other! And thankfully this beautiful season premiere allows us ...
Sex, Lies, and Videotapes: A Pre-Riverdale Season 4 Roundtable
September 28, 2019 00:04 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBCults and flash-forwards and FBI agents, oh my! It’s (almost) senior year, baby! Jughead’s missing, Archie and Veronica both own full-on businesses, and pretttty much everyone’s parents are dead or in prison. Maria, along with a panel of esteemed guests — Hailey, Jeff, Kelly, and Sofia — debrief the Season 3 finale, discuss all our unanswered questions, and talk all our theories, feelings, news from Comic Con, Season 4 trailer, and, of course, how much we miss Bughead. As always, check out o...
Riverdale 3x22 - “Chapter Fifty-Seven: Survive the Night”
August 28, 2019 23:55 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBfeat guests: Rosalie and Mackensie *APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY! This episode was recorded LIVE on the night of the Season 3 finale in May; Maria’s personal life got really hectic this summer and she needed an editing break which is why we’re only just now posting the edited episode. Thanks for your patience!* This was truly one of the wildest season finales of ALL TIME. Like, throughout this ep, Rosalie continually reminds us that her heart is beating fast and can we really blame her?! Hear ou...
Riverdale 3x21 - “Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House”
July 01, 2019 21:48 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBfeat guests: Hailey and Sofia We have some theories about the Gargoyle King and plenty of shrieks to match the organ-harvesting Farm revelations, gruesome boxing sequences set to Beyonce cover songs, and gangs of feral Eagle Scouts. From Cheryl and Toni’s dramatic escape scene to Betty being dragged away by Fangs and Kevin to Veronica pinning her own crimes on Hiram in a very satisfying GOTCHA moment - with the help of Cool Mom Mary Andrews and the Red Paladin - this is a penultimate episode...
Riverdale 3x20 - “Chapter Fifty-Five: Prom Night”
June 16, 2019 18:58 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBFeat guest: Kelly “Betty’s so traumatized” - us, continually, throughout the episode It’s a G&G-themed junior prom, because of course it fucking is! There is nothing more Bughead than getting involved in planning prom night just for the sake of an investigation, so you bet your ass we swoon over their entire plotline. We’re basically just as worried about Archie’s health and safety as Mary Andrews is; are shocked by the bombshell Pop drops on Veronica before prom; are terrified for Betty as...
Riverdale 3x19 - “Chapter Fifty-Four: Fear the Reaper”
June 09, 2019 04:13 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBfeat guest: Jeff Even though we were sad to see this episode was too action-packed to give us any good Bughead moments, we have fun going along for the ride as the Jones family embarks on a quest to save Jellybean from the Gargoyle King. We have a multitude of reactions to all the variously absurd and jaw-dropping pieces of information that Betty’s investigation and Toni’s infiltration reveal about the Farm. (Evelyn’s old! Sister Wives! The cult is trying to trap Betty by slowly recruiting e...
Riverdale 3x18 - “Chapter Fifty-Three: Jawbreaker”
May 24, 2019 20:27 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBfeat. guest: Rosalie It’s the final five eps of Season 3, y’all, and things are getting wild! We have a lot of reactions and feelings as FP and Jughead follow the trail of a bad batch of Fizzle Rocks, get excited at the prospect of a Toni-Betty team-up to take on the Farm, praise Lili Reinhart and Madchen Amick’s acting in those intense Betty/Alice bunker scenes, and have a lot of feelings about Archie’s big boxing match (another near-death experience!? come on, stop tryna kill Archie!) In s...
Riverdale 3x17 - “Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid”
May 14, 2019 03:33 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBFeat guest: Hailey 3x16 asked the question, ‘can’t we be seventeen?’ 3x17 said: NOPE. - Maria Once upon a time, Maria and Hailey watched a lot of One Tree Hill together, so we HAD to gush about Chad Michael Murray’s first full episode of Riverdale appearing as Edgar Evernever! We cheer on woke!Archie speaking truth to power to get his friends out of prison, talk about how we don’t want Jughead and the rest of the Serpents to be cops like, at ALL, and sympathize with poor Veronica dealing w...
Riverdale 3x16 - “Chapter Fifty-One: Big Fun”
April 17, 2019 01:05 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBFeat guest: Maria’s sister/best friend/fellow longtime Heathers stan Sofia “We have definitely been Heathers stans since before people casually called things stans. Since like...teen years, I guess? Is that when we started watching the movie like, all the time? We bought the DVD and we were just like, yas bitch.” - Maria “Yep, we bought the DVD, when people still bought DVDs” - Sofia We love Heathers, we love Heathers THE MUSICAL, we love Bughead, we love Riverdale musical episodes!!! We t...
Riverdale 3x15 - “Chapter Fifty: American Dreams”
March 31, 2019 23:52 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBfeat. guest: Jeff It’s Riverdale’s 50th episode!!! And FP’s 50th??? birthday! (We’re skeptical about the math here, but HOKAY, Riverdale, we’ll buy it.) In this wild ride of an ep, we talk the Falice/Fladys love triangle, critique these terrible parents for being terrible parents, lament/try to make sense of the Choni and Veggie break-ups, and are incredibly weirded out by Gladys Jones buying the Cooper house. Jeff narrates/breaks down Archie’s entire Red Paladin Quest Battle in the boxing g...
Riverdale 3x14 - “Chapter Forty-Nine: Fire Walk With Me”
March 24, 2019 23:39 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBFeat guest: Hailey *this episode and all future episodes of our podcast will be dedicated to Luke Perry, as Riverdale has done with all future episodes of the show.* From Kevin’s terrifying Bunsen burner ritual and fire walk to Alice selling off the Coopers’ murder house and the Farm blackmailing Betty with her secrets, we have a LOT of thoughts on cults this episode. On the Gangland side of Riverdale, we cheer on Veronica as she fights back at Hiram and Gladys by hiring the Pretty Poisons a...
Riverdale 3x13 - “Chapter Forty-Eight: Requiem for a Welterweight”
March 17, 2019 20:18 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBfeat. guest: Nick “So we have four gangs?! The Ghoulies, the Serpents, the Pretty Poisons, and the Gargoyle Gang!” - Maria “Tag yourself.” - Nick BETTY COOPER DESERVES BETTER! In this cult- and gang-filled episode, we talk Cheryl and Toni’s new gal gang/power struggle; our disappointment in Veronica for picking PRISONS over DRUGS (gurl NO!); and Gladys Jones’ new influence over Jughead, the Serpents, and Hiram Lodge. We hype up Josie and Archie as they put on impressive performances on the...
Riverdale 3x12 - “Chapter Forty-Seven: Bizarrodale”
March 13, 2019 00:08 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBfeat guests: Jeff (Maria’s boo) and Sofia (Maria’s sister) Fun fact: we recorded this episode live on 2/6, which was Maria’s 25th birthday!!!! We have a LOT of fun with the reverse-core-four episode. We’re so excited for Josie, Cheryl, Kevin, and Reggie to get their much-deserved time to shine (even tho we miss Bughead. Sue us!) Even better, this is a ship-tastic episode! We have a lot of thoughts on this Sweet Pea/Josie/Archie love triangle(ish), our new favorite mafia couple Veggie and the...
Riverdale 3x11 - “Chapter Forty-Six: The Red Dahlia”
March 01, 2019 19:01 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBfeat: guests Nicki and Emma *This episode, as long as 3x10, are being re-recorded. Maria had originally recorded 3x10 live with Hailey and 3x11 live with Nick, but unfortunately both recordings were deleted due to a bug in the audio program we used. Thanks for your patience with these episodes as we re-recorded and caught up on editing* IT’S THE NOIR EP and we’re OBSESSED with all the styles, the super noir music, Jughead’s suspenders, Veronica’s hat, you get it. We talk Archie’s PTSD, Vero...
Riverdale 3x10 - “Chapter Forty-Five: The Stranger”
February 18, 2019 21:40 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBfeat. guest: Jeff *This episode, as long as 3x11, are being re-recorded. Maria had originally recorded 3x10 live with Hailey and 3x11 live with Nick, but unfortunately both recordings were deleted due to a bug in the audio program we used. Thanks for your patience with these episodes as we re-recorded and caught up on editing* Archie rises from the ashes of his bear attack and he…clearly has PTSD! Oh, and he has to take the SATs now. Typical teen drama, are we right?! We rant about Archie’s...
Riverdale 3x09 - “Chapter Forty-Four: No Exit”
January 21, 2019 22:26 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBIS ARCHIE DEAD?! Rebecca joins us again before her semester starts, and boy, did she pick a WILD mid-season premiere to come back for! We had a plethora of reactions, emotions, and rants to provide while watching Riverdale 3x09 - “Chapter Forty-Four: No Exit,” from Archie’s bear attack and subsequent longass dream sequence; to Serpents fighting with each other and against the Gargoyle Gang; to Betty discovering suicidal Gargoyle King-worshipping nuns and the Farm scooping up the SOQM refugees...
Riverdale 3x08 - “Chapter Forty-Three: Outbreak”
January 13, 2019 22:01 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MBIt’s a WILD Season 3 mid-season finale! Along with guest Jeff, we talk the entire first half of the season so far, have all the feelings about meeting Gladys and Jellybean for the first time, and cheer on all the bitches getting shit DONE—from Cheryl and Veronica teaming up to take on the parents, to Betty and Ethel finally setting their differences aside to take down Sister Woodhouse and liberate their fellow oppressed/brainwashed gals in red cardigans! Also, uh: is Penny Peabody dead? As t...
Riverdale 3x07 - “Chapter Forty-Two: The Man in Black”
December 16, 2018 22:42 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBThree stories, brought together by Hiram Lodge, aka the Man in Black! Along with guest Jeff, who is dead-set on his theory that Clifford Blossom is the Gargoyle King and tries to persuade us throughout the episode, we dive into this super aesthetic Riverdale episode! We admire the Cole Sprouse-y photographer!Jughead scenes and plead with Archie not to trust Laurie Lake aka Grundy 2.0; feel super uneasy about Veronica taking Hiram’s advice, speculate about whether Reggie is feelin’ Baby V, and...
Riverdale 3x06 - “Chapter Forty-One: Manhunter”
December 10, 2018 03:39 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBAHHHHH! We’re getting closer and closer to the mid-season finale and Riverdale 3x06 - “Chapter Forty-One: Manhunter” is chock full of shocking moments, with Betty interrogating the parents about the Midnight Club and coming face to face with the Gargoyle King - not to mention sent off to the Sisters of Quiet Mercy! We have a lot to say about Betty and the parents, Joaquin’s death (RIP to the OG teen Serpent), that emotional and heart wrenching Varchie break-up, and Archie hitting the road! Th...
Riverdale 3x05 - “Chapter Forty: The Great Escape”
November 24, 2018 18:56 - 1 hour - 69.5 MB"I’m so excited for Archie, he’s been in prison for five whole episodes" - Rebecca "Five episodes! That’s a long time in Riverdale universe!" - Maria ~Throw it away, forget yesterday, we’ll make the great escape!~ Boys Like Girls, anyone? It’s the GREAT ESCAPE! The whole Scooby Gang is getting together to put on terrible disguises and break Archie out of prison and we have a lot of feelings about it. We freak about crazed Gamemaster Jughead, laugh about the heavy-handed parallels between t...
Riverdale 3x04 - “Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Midnight Club”
November 12, 2018 16:33 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB“They’re gonna play Gryphons and Gargoyles in Saturday detention a la Breakfast Club with Anthony Michael Hall as the principal, apparently.” -Maria “That’s a wild sentence. And if anyone who didn’t watch this show just all of a sudden heard that clip, they would be like, ‘what the fuck is Riverdale about??’ But that’s why I love Riverdale” - Rebecca It’s here! The much-anticipated flashback episode! We have so much to say about ALL the parents’ sad origin stories (which explain why they’re ...
Riverdale 3x03 - “Chapter Thirty-Eight: So Above, So Below”
October 30, 2018 03:45 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBOkay yes this is a long one, y’all, but...between the Evernever cult knowing all the Cooper secrets...to Jughead having to play Russian roulette with Ethel in a weird twig crown...to the speakeasy opening with: Josie’s iconic performance, sub!Reggie, and dom!Veronica figuratively fighting back at Hiram’s legion of doom like a badass (with the help of Choni)...to Archie LITERALLY fighting in an underground prison fight club...to Bughead LAYING NAKED IN THE #SEXBUNKER...to fuckin Falice sneakin...
Riverdale 3x02 - “Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fortune and Men’s Eyes”
October 24, 2018 01:49 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBThe second episode of Season 3 is WILD and THINGS. GET. POLITICAL! We’re back to our “fuck prisons” mantra from Season 2, going in depth about the “riot” that occurs at the juvenile detention center and commentary Riverdale may be making on the prison industrial complex. We talk the introduction to Evelyn Evernever, the apparent youth wing of The Farm, and Archie’s ridiculous football game/pep rally/iconic Jailhouse Rock performance he plans during his like, FIRST WEEK in juvenile detention. ...
Riverdale 3x01 - “Chapter Thirty-Six: Labor Day”
October 15, 2018 01:16 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBIT’S SEASON 3, BITCHES!!! We settle in for the Season 3 premiere, reacting to the twists and turns of Archie’s trial; gushing about all the summer pool party looks; pleading with Betty to see a therapist forreal; and speculating wildly about what the Gargoyle King is and what happened with Betty’s seizure/potential hallucination of a baby fire ritual! Rebecca already hates Edgar from the Farm with a burning hot passion before we’ve even seen him, and Maria makes the case that “SweetPussy” sho...
Riverdale 1x09 - “Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion"
October 04, 2018 01:26 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 49:16 - 57:24 if you’re not all caught up! We watch Riverdale 1x09 - “Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion,” an ICONIC ep where SO. MUCH. HAPPENS! From laughing about all the Blossom family nonsense at the tree tapping ceremony to gushing about supportive and soft Bughead to being generally in awe of the iconic Alice throwing a B...
Riverdale 1x08 - “Chapter Eight: The Outsiders”
September 30, 2018 19:27 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 39:13 - 52:37 if you’re not all caught up! featuring guest Maria’s boyfriend/B4B tech consultant/our roommate Jeff McHale, who is completely caught up on Riverdale and has opinions We watch Riverdale 1x08 - “Chapter Eight: The Outsiders,” the episode with Polly’s baby shower! Our guest Jeff is a major FP stan, so we eat up a...
Riverdale 1x07 - “Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place”
September 09, 2018 20:29 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 43:26 - 55:18 if you’re not all caught up! featuring guest first-time Riverdale watcher Kayla Tostevin! We watch Riverdale 1x07 - “Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place,” with our guest Kayla experiencing the wild antics of Riverdale for the very first time. We make fun of Veronica’s club night rebellion against her mother for fo...
Riverdale 1x06 - “Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!”
September 03, 2018 21:44 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 56:00 - 1:00:18 if you’re not all caught up! featuring guest first-time Riverdale watcher Jonathan Gutierrez! BUGHEAD FIRST KISS EPISODE! The Variety Show! Fred and Hermione! Archie and Val! In addition to pointing out literally EVERY romantic sleuthing Bughead moment, we feel all the feelings along with Josie and Veronica as...
Riverdale 1x05 - “Chapter Five: Heart of Darkness”
August 21, 2018 01:22 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 52:07 - 1:04:44 if you’re not all caught up! featuring our wonderful guests: new Riverdale watcher Jake Catsaros and fellow Riverdale diva Nick Giordano It’s Jason Blossom’s memorial service, y’all. Listen to us squeal about Bughead investigating during the memorial service, lament about the emotional abuse inflicted on Cher...
Riverdale 1x04 - “Chapter Four: The Last Picture Show”
July 19, 2018 02:58 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 48:17 - 1:01:21 if you’re not all caught up! DRIVE-IN EPISODE! Listen to us get in our last jabs at Predator Grundy as the plotline comes to a close, gush about the introduction of star-crossed lovers Kevin and Joaquin, point out every single tiny Bughead interaction (because of who we are as people), analyze Jughead as we le...
Riverdale 1x03 - “Chapter Three: Body Double”
July 07, 2018 20:27 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 45:27 - 54:22 if you’re not all caught up! During Spoiler Time, for everyone who is caught up, we’ll talk Season 2 parallels (especially about Dark Betty!!) and Season 3 hopes/theories! featuring our wonderful guest David Carliner, author of GAY BY MAY, a hilarious and beautiful memoir Listen to us gush about the first Bughe...
Riverdale 1x02 - “Chapter Two: A Touch of Evil”
June 22, 2018 02:32 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 47:49 - 56:00 if you’re not all caught up! We’ll talk Season 2 parallels, Season 3 hopes/theories, and pre-canon-era-Bughead headcanons during Spoiler Time for everyone who is caught up! featuring our wonderful first guests bodysuited up and watching with us: Gambrill Foster (first-time Riverdale watcher) and Sofia DiPasquale ...
Riverdale 1x01 - “Chapter One: The River’s Edge”
June 14, 2018 02:42 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MBWelcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 46:35 - 53:20 if you’re not all caught up! If you ARE all caught up: we’ll talk Season 2 parallels, Season 3 hopes/theories, and pre-canon-era-Bughead headcanons during Spoiler Time. We watch the very first episode, Riverdale 1x01 - “Chapter One: The River’s Edge,” a solid ass pilot in our humble opinions. We freak out over a ...