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Blue Dwarf

73 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 10 years ago -

Adventures of the Blue Dwarf, a giant mining ship with an inept crew. This interactive story is written by members.

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Episodes

Podcast 073 – Take me instead

April 24, 2014 11:29 - 6 minutes - 4.46 MB

Rufus makes a deal with Captain Castillo and trades himself for Amber.

Podcast 072 – First Blood

April 24, 2014 11:16 - 4 minutes - 3.05 MB

Landing back on the Blue Dwarf with the Zombie Queen Brittany, the team decide they need to form a resistance movement to get rid of Captain Castillo.

Podcast 071 – Castle Bravo

April 24, 2014 11:13 - 12 minutes - 8.85 MB

Crashed on the planet, Davie uses his voice-controlled ship to rescue him and Justin before the Zombies attack. Then Davie confronts Captain Castillo about letting the resistance crew on the escaping mining missile onboard the Blue Dwarf.

Podcast 070 – Mining Missile

March 19, 2014 16:39 - 6 minutes - 6.06 MB

Seymour, Efof and Zombie Brittany enter the locked cavern and discover engineers working on a mining missile, hoping to use it to escape.

Podcast 069 – SpaceCorps directive

March 17, 2014 08:36 - 3 minutes - 3.42 MB

Rosette and Rufus share a moment, then Rufus accidentally disables gravity.  

Podcast 068 – Zombie Queen

March 17, 2014 08:21 - 3 minutes - 2.59 MB

With Queen Brittany now turned into a drooling zombie, Seymour and Efof are unsure what to do.  

Podcast 067 – Zombies on the planet

February 22, 2014 14:31 - 4 minutes - 3.79 MB

Seymour, Efof and Brittany run from the rising lava, but Brittany gets bitten by a holographic zombie.

Podcast 066 – Malicious Machinations of Mutiny

February 18, 2014 18:27 - 5 minutes - 5.23 MB

Rosette makes her way through the science deck to find Rufus in his lab.

Podcast 065 – SpaceCorp Directive: Giga Beast

February 16, 2014 23:13 - 3 minutes - 3.47 MB

Captain Castillo admits to Amber that she’s thrown most of the crew in prison for commenting on her attire, then arrests her too.

Podcast 064 – Tom, Dick & Harry

January 31, 2014 21:15 - 4 minutes - 3.92 MB

Amber goes to see Rosette in her prison cell on Deck 13.

Podcast 063 – Panicked Pancake’s zombie overload

January 21, 2014 15:22 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MB

Justin Pancake comes up with a plan to stop the holographic zombies, then meets his old time-travelling friend “Potential”. Read by Antony James from the ScutterCast.

Podcast 062 – Do not collect $£200

January 17, 2014 22:13 - 5 MB

Rosette mutinies against Captain Castillo and is restrained.

Podcast 061 – Death and taxes

January 11, 2014 13:08

Efof, Seymour and a drunk Brittany have to escape the subterranian caverns of New Buckinghamshire as the magma rises. But Brittany’s guards have a different escape plan for her.

Podcast 060 – Pancakes for dinner

January 05, 2014 10:49 - 5 MB

Justin is temporarily let out of his cell, electrocuted, then transported to the alternate Blue Dwarf where he starts to see holographic zombies.

Podcast 059 – The Coronation attack

December 19, 2013 09:07 - 5 MB

During the Coronation of Queen Brittany, Captain Castillo activates “the box” and unleashes a mining missile on the planet of New Buckinghamshire.

Podcast 058 – Surge

December 14, 2013 16:10 - 5 MB

Davie Jones encounters some “Zombiegrams”, holographic zombies.

Podcast 057 – Activating the box

December 13, 2013 09:08 - 5 MB

Efof accidentally activates Captain Castillo’s mysterious “box” on the flight deck.

Podcast 056 – Cassandra/Brittany’s coronation

December 04, 2013 22:09 - 5 MB

Queen Brittany’s coronation takes place on the planet of New Buckinghamshire.

Podcast 055 – First impressions

December 04, 2013 14:36 - 5 MB

Brittany and Cassandra have a conversation with Captain Castillo.

Podcast 054 – Planning the coronation

November 24, 2013 00:09 - 5 MB

Queen Brittany and Seymour plan the royal Coronation on the planet of New Cambridgeshire, and Brittany has a surprise for Seymour.

Podcast 053 – Guard Duty

November 19, 2013 14:17 - 5 MB

The new Captain Castillo gives Rosette some orders, to oversee the delivery of a large mysterious crate.

Podcast 052 – So what happened to Pancake?

November 12, 2013 11:27 - 5 MB

After the dogfight, Justin Pancake is thrown into a cell and reflects on the last moments he was connected with the Hymenoptera hive mind.

Podcast 051 – Captain K & the incredibly sarcastic & believable Mercenary

November 03, 2013 11:33 - 5 MB

Davie Jones meets the new Captain Castillo for the first time.

Podcast 050 – Fifi Castillo

October 22, 2013 21:12 - 5 MB

The JMC send a new Captain to the Blue Dwarf, Fifi Castillo a stern Frenchwoman. Seymour and Amber greet her onboard the Blue Dwarf.

Podcast 049 – Funeral for a friend

October 11, 2013 08:04 - 5 MB

The crew get together on the Blue Dwarf for Jay Chrysler’s funeral. But without a body, they have the fill the coffin with something…

Podcast 048 – Cassandra: A singular experience

September 30, 2013 19:25 - 5 MB

Cassandra and Brittany watch the battle outside from the safety of the Blue Dwarf

Podcast 047 – Jay Chrysler’s legacy

September 17, 2013 10:50 - 5 MB

Elsewhere on the Hymenoptera planet, Rosette sets a second nuke. The explosion from Jay’s causes a chain reaction destroying the queen and ending the Hymenoptera threat. Elsewhere, Willy Eckerslike’s connection to the hive mind is severed.

Podcast 046 – Jay-pocalypse now

September 17, 2013 10:22 - 5 MB

On the Hymenoptera planet, Jay meets his nemesis – Himself from a parallel universe who tries to stop him detonating the Hymenoptera-killing nuke.

Podcast 045 – Spied her

September 06, 2013 08:06 - 5 MB

Justin engages Amber in combat in the Starbeetle, and she tries to talk him out of his conversion to the dark side.

Podcast 044 – Pancake finds “Starbeetle”

August 30, 2013 18:08 - 5 MB

Justin Pancake finds a new type of spacecraft developed by the JMC using organic Hymenoptera technology, and takes it out for a spin.

Podcast 043 – Moonlight drive

August 25, 2013 15:56 - 5 MB

Davie Jones finds an old Spacecorps ship with a very irritating computer.

Podcast 042 – FLY me to the moon

August 10, 2013 08:32 - 5 MB

Battling the enemy Hymenoptera ships in the Vespidae, Amber sees the Phoenix explode and calls for help to destroy the orbital platforms.

Podcast 041 – On her Majesty’s service

August 02, 2013 22:07 - 5 MB

Jay and Efof drag the nuke deeper into the Hymenoptera cave, where they see the Queen and come under attack.

Podcast 040 – Clone-plications

July 21, 2013 10:30 - 5 MB

Jay, Jayne and Efof took the nuclear device deep into a tunnel on the Hymenoptera homeworld.

Podcast 039 – Desert storm

July 12, 2013 22:37 - 5 MB

Crashed in a desert on the Hymenoptera homeworld, Jay climbs out of the escape pod and finds Jayne, Efof and a nuclear warhead.

Podcast 038 – Taking the fight to the enemy

July 07, 2013 14:48 - 5 MB

The Blue Dwarf crew need to get to the planet, but there’s a horde of Hymenoptera fighters in the way. An epic space battle ensues.

Podcast 037 – I burnt the pancake

June 30, 2013 14:19 - 5 MB

Davie meets Justin Pancake, point a gun at him. The two fight, the Davie takes control of an exterior defence turret.

Podcast 036 – Efof’s message

June 20, 2013 22:26 - 5 MB

Efof visits Parrotts bar, and sees a message written 11 years ago for him at this precise moment from Annie the time traveller.

Podcast 035 – Pancake & the next step of Human Evolution

June 20, 2013 22:23 - 5 MB

Justin Pancake meets some Spacecorps soldiers which are half Human, half Hymenoptera.

Podcast 034 – Make the push

June 12, 2013 16:34 - 5 MB

Jay Chrysler leads a team to the Hymenoptera planet. They meet heavy resistance, and the Phoenix is destroyed.

Podcast 033 – Dead Com

June 12, 2013 16:30 - 5 MB

Davie makes his way to the medibay.

Podcast 032 – Mutation

June 03, 2013 14:37 - 5 MB

Davie Jones sees the dead and injured laying in the corridor, and a doctor treats Davie’s eye which looks mutated.

Podcast 031 – Media manipulation

June 03, 2013 14:16 - 5 MB

Queen Brittany is urged to undergo medical testing to ensure she’s the real Queen.

Podcast 030 – A sigh of relief

May 27, 2013 10:33 - 5 MB

Davie overhears some SpaceCorps marines.

Podcast 029 – Stir the hive

May 25, 2013 13:44 - 5 MB

Captain Chrysler explains the plan to attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld, and stresses the importance of killing the Queen.

Podcast 028 – Intermission

May 21, 2013 07:04 - 5 MB

Amber plans the attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld and starts gathering as much alcohol as they can to use as weaponry.

Podcast 027 – Funeral clues

May 17, 2013 17:54 - 5 MB

Cassandra watches Efof receiving some mysterious clues during the funeral, and helps him decode them.

Podcast 026 – Arresting developments

May 10, 2013 15:00 - 5 MB

Space Corps marines break into the Drive Room with orders to capture Captain Chrysler, but they decide to join him. BlueDwarf026-arresting-developments

Podcast 025 – Hail to the Chief

May 07, 2013 15:00 - 5 MB

Chief of Security Rosette meets Davie Jones. BlueDwarf025-hail-to-the-chief

Podcast 024 – Seeing the Queen again

May 03, 2013 22:33 - 5 MB

Seymour meets Cass, posing as Queen Brittany and wants to be her Royal Ambassador again. But there’s doubt she is who she says she is. BlueDwarf024-seeing-the-queen-again