Illustrated by Milla Galea
Composed by Simon Saint-Simon
2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester's 'Simonhain' festivities celebrating the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn't from.
Local bumfunsters 'What Do You Do?' egg-on Simon to loosen the swelling gourd of his glans into the divinely unbalanced ampola of bass bin and tweeter and then leer in character at the salivating throng as they lasciviously ululate at the trough. In a heavy trance this is the midpoint of the rite.
Sounds:
01 Justin Vandervolgen - Better Middlands
02 Village People - Fire Island (Horse Meat Disco edit)
03 Everything Everything - Suffragette Suffragette
04 Eyeko Syko - Loverde (Horse Meat Disco 'Eyeko Dyko' edit)
05 Mindless Boogie - Hot Boogie
06 Wu-Tang Clan - Rush
07 Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt.II
08 Whitesnake - Still of the Night
09 Todd Rundgren - International Feel
10 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto remix)
11 The Crystal Ark - The City Never Sleeps
12 Charlotte Gainsbourg - The Operation (Superpitcher Remix)
13 Ron Hardy - Sensation
14 Ministry - I Wanted To Tell her (Naum Gaubo edit)
15 Moxie - Use Me John
16 C2C4 (Carl Craig) - Specimen 2 (Talking Heads) (Moxie)
17 Radiohead - Reckoner (Nosaj Thing remix)
18 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar
'...And as the universe was spat out circular, with no legs or feet, so it was St.Simon who tore asunder the annular muscle, passed through the mirror and man-made the mortals dance, in the image of the Olympian gods'.
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