Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!)
13 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 10 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsDavid Gborie and OJ Patterson are two Cosbynauts exploring the far reaches of space from the Dark Side of the Moon, to the Ursa Major Lazer and beyond!
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Episodes
Episode 9: "R & R" (w/ Jane Harrison)
September 08, 2014 19:18 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBHigh-quality hilarity with comedians David Gborie, OJ Patterson and Richard Toomer as they, and special guest, comedian Jane Harrison, talk about a pampering simulation that went so, so right. Engineered by A.S.H. Clayton. Recorded at the Sylvan International Space Station in San Francisco
Episode 8: Lawrence Hall of Science (w/ Richard Toomer)
June 24, 2014 19:06 - 38 minutes - 35.1 MBAssigned to salvage a lifeless wreckage of botched discovery, the Blackstronauts make a revelation that will change Station 713 forever... Join David Gborie, OJ Patterson and newly appointed Blackstronaut Richard Toomer as they immerse and reeducate themselves with a youthful exploration. Engineered by A.S.H. Clayton.
Episode 7: Family (w/ Chris Riggins)
August 12, 2013 17:54 - 55 minutes - 44.1 MBIt gets lonely in space but you always have family. Our ebony heroes embark on an exploration of the heart with comedian Chris Riggins, who invited the Cosbynauts into his domicile for a home-cooked meal. Listen in on the retelling of adorable precociousness, (im)maturity and a meeting at a Berkeley club that changed two lives by creating two others.
Episode 6: Guns (w/ Justin Gomes and Josh Androsky)
May 09, 2013 17:09 - 1 hour - 45.3 MBBullets and pressurized areospace capsules are rarely a fair congregation. Nonetheless, the Blackstronauts take to firearms alongside Sylvan Production's Justin Gomes of high velocity in zero-gravity. Josh Androsky, noted Los Angeleno and Skateboard Rabbi, arrives midway through the explosive conversation. Collectively, the four discuss zombies, gun laws, Brits, tits, and why it's a bad idea to shoot first and ask questions later.
Episode 5: Giants (w/ Andrew Holmgren)
December 20, 2012 18:50 - 31 minutes - 29.7 MBThe Blackstronauts, encapsulated in the far reaches of the cold, dark vacuum, recall a recent simulation. This simulation had them half-intoxicated in AT&T Park, rooting for the San Francisco Giants – en route to a championship – alongside the premier Giant's enthusiast, comedian Andrew Holmgren. Hologram recollection is often fragmented, especially at Mach David Gborie, but the trio does the their best to remember the Earth-day that once was.
EMERGENCY! SAVE US! (Read: 11/27/2012)
November 26, 2012 22:06 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBThe Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!) have just come in contact with Charlie Murphy Matter (i.e. dark matter), corrupting their instruments and marooning them into the clutches of the solar system. They're currently on a collision course with San Francisco, Tuesday 11/27, at Space 1582 on 1582 Folsom St. They're asking you to please come out and see them co-headline the Negrolevity showcase hosted by Lyall Behrens. Please help, there's little time left.
Episode 4: 'In Da Club' (w/ Matt Louv)
November 08, 2012 00:56 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MBA million disco lights across the obsidian basin of the sky, dead stars for dead nights for dead souls in far gone nightlife. Three spacemen (OJ Patterson, David Gborie, and Matt Louv) enter into a realm of exploration of which they know no expertise: "Da Club". This is the encapsulation of wine, crime and good times.
Episode 3: Singing (w/ Amy Miller)
June 12, 2012 22:36 - 37 minutes - 50.8 MBIn the deep recesses of the final frontier, two Astrotainers float toward the precipice of boredom and lethargy. To alleviate the hallow life of vacuum-living, they have invited friend and famed soprano, Amy Miller, to chat about Bay Area Choral Harmonies (B.A.C.H.) The result is classically a classic.
Promo # 3
April 26, 2012 02:52 - 2 minutes - 2.79 MBA new feed of the Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!) podcast is on the horizon, orbiting closer to your ear drums with every passing second. In anticipation of this docking, here is a little snippet from the cutting room floor wherein David, OJ and Amy talk about sex parties and Requiem for a Dream. Enjoy! - OJ www.sylvanproductions.com courtingcomedy.tumblr.com
Episode 2: Acting (w/ Clare O'Kane)
March 20, 2012 07:26 - 30 minutes - 28 MBIn the stillness of night, with luna looming, David Gborie and OJ Patterson embark on a aural expedition with actress-comedian Clare O'Kane. Instruments are pointed to Laney College in Oakland where an impending production of "Alice in Oaksterland" crests over the horizon. Also discussed: phantom sphincters, wearing pants during a natural disaster and proper Apocalypse attire.
Promo #2
March 17, 2012 08:34 - 4 minutes - 5.1 MBWhew, what a whrilwind of emotions it has been in the space station this month. The Sylvan International Space Station has been afloat with excitment... and lack of gravity. Bad jokes aside, the Blackstronauts present to you a teaser for the upcoming episode with Clare O'Kane about "Acting". This clip is all about sex. Space sex. Stay tuned and enjoy. - Lt. Patterson
Episode 1: Parties (w/ David Cairns)
February 03, 2012 21:04 - 40 minutes - 46.3 MBFrom the Sylvan International Space Station, famed Blackstronauts David Gborie (@thegissilent) and OJ Patterson (@ojpatterson) regale a tale of supreme expedition. Joined by fellow spaceman David Cairns (@davidcarins), the two reach out past Pabst, skullduggery and gravity in this episode of the Black Astronauts (BLACKSTRONAUTS!) www.sylvanproductions.com www.courtincomedy.tumblr.com
Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!): Promo #1
February 02, 2012 08:11 - 38 seconds - 733 KBHappy Black History Month! Hey, we're sorry that we are a little bit late on the launch of the show with SO MUCH hype, and SO LITTLE returns. We have something special here and we'd hate to disappoint by pulling the trigger too early. So, instead of dropping the podcast without proper filters and inspection, we present a little snippet from the cutting room floor for "Episode 1: Parties" w/ David Cairns. Enjoy.