Bits Before Crits

Kagegami High｜Cute Girls Doing Cute Things

August 23, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

We return to Kagegami High for just one more hit of those sweet, sweet, random tables. What results is a delightful slice of life about three girls who certainly aren't affiliated with the Illuminati hanging out in the computer lab.In just one hour, we play a rapid-fire oneshot of Ewen Cluney's extraordinary Anime inspired game, Kagegami High. Buy Kagegami High here: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/206207/Kagegami-HighUnlock bonus episodes on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/BitsBeforeC...

Kagegami High｜A Story About School

August 09, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

Supernatural Japanese schoolgirls. Cultists, bikers and a cheerful cartoon robot. A constellation of six sided dice winking ominously down from unfeeling stars.In just one hour, we play a rapid-fire oneshot of Ewen Cluney's extraordinary Anime inspired game, Kagegami High. This entire episode was randomly generated, from the characters to the NPCs to the episode title. Buy Kagegami High and give yourself over to the d6s: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/206207/Kagegami-HighJoin us befor...

Thirst! at the Cathedral (Part 2 of 2)｜Come to Fruition

July 27, 2021 13:58 - 1 hour - 84.3 MB

We arrive at the shocking conclusion to our tale of desire and debauchery!Ask Dean about the Thirst! at the Cathedral system on Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin us on Youtube for livestreams: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2ZnM5RlGylY9L1RRsxuZSgStarring Petrea Whittier, Scarlett Eller, Nick Mayfield, Tyler Cass, and Dean BeckwithTheme is "Danger! High Voltage" by Electric Six.

Thirst! at the Cathedral (Part 1 of 2)｜Happy Pride!

July 13, 2021 20:31 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

Join us for a horny, hilarious, and occasionally wholesome time as we play Dean's original game inspired by the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Yes, this was supposed to air in June. Yes, Pride is all year long.Ask Dean about the Thirst! at the Cathedral system on our Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin us on Youtube for exclusive oneshots: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2ZnM5RlGylY9L1RRsxuZSgStarring Petrea Whittier, Scarlett Eller, Nick Mayfield, Tyler Cass, and Dean BeckwithTheme is "Da...

Cthulhu S2 E10｜To Bear Witness

June 20, 2021 16:18 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Hans, Touille, and Edith infiltrate the Archive and confront Hugh Farmer. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Discuss the finale with us on Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for After Crits: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E9｜Shot and Chaser

June 07, 2021 18:15 - 1 hour - 80.5 MB

In this season's penultimate ep, the gang makes some final decisions about who are their friends and who are their foes. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Come hang with us on Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E8｜Chicken and Waffling

May 23, 2021 22:52 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

The gang heads home after a long day at work. Later, they check in with the boss. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Come hang with us on Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E7｜Giving the Cold Shoulder

May 10, 2021 22:46 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

We've got a whole lot planned: a party in the casino, a stop by the bar, a bite of brunch and work in the morning! Just the average end to a casual weekend in Havana. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Come hang with us on Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E6｜Working Out Solutions

May 04, 2021 19:01 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

The gang tries to clean up their mess, cover their tracks, and ask the important questions. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Check out pics from the 1930s on our Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E5｜Delivering the Goods

April 26, 2021 22:05 - 1 hour - 84.2 MB

Hans starts his new job. Touille holds auditions. Edith takes the wheel. There's also an extra treat after the outro music you really don't wanna miss... Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Come hang with us on our Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E4｜A Slippery Slope

April 18, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB

The gang joins Erich and Erica for a rooftop party at the Sevilla-Biltmore. On top of Havana, they meet a whole slew of new friends. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Character sheets are available on our Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E3｜Breaking into the Industry

April 06, 2021 21:35 - 1 hour - 74.3 MB

Our intrepid investigators make big breakthroughs, both on and off set. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Character sheets are available on our Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E2｜Coked and Cockeyed

March 28, 2021 22:00 - 58 minutes - 54.3 MB

Hans, Touille, and Edith ask around town about the mystery corpse, and shop for supplies along the way. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. Theme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit.System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Character sheets are available on our Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Cthulhu S2 E1｜Trouble in Paradise

March 22, 2021 18:34 - 1 hour - 69.7 MB

The year is 1930. As the planet spirals into global depression, eldritch horrors stir in the shadows, and Hans Bodman is living his absolute best life. Starring Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Maureen Fenninger, and Jamie Green. System is a homebrew inspired by Apocalypse World. Character sheets are available on our Discord: https://discord.gg/3KJP2P8zEfTheme is "Rattlesnake" by Kabaret Sybarit. Find us on Twitter @BitsBeforeCrits Join our Patreon for bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Sunrise Boulevard II

February 28, 2021 12:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

The party really starts to heat up at Myrna Swanson's Hollywood mansion. Part 2 of 2. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Jamie Green as Galaxio, and introducing Scarlett Eller as Myrna Swanson. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Sunrise Boulevard 2

February 28, 2021 12:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

The party really starts to heat up at Myrna Swanson's Hollywood mansion. Part 2 of 2. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Jamie Green as Galaxio, and introducing Scarlett Eller as Myrna Swanson. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Sunrise Boulevard I

February 21, 2021 17:06 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

Three vampires travel to the Hollywood Hills and attend an exclusive immortals-only party hosted by a long-gone silent film star. Part 1 of 2 Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Jamie Green as Galaxio, and introducing Scarlett Eller as the inimitable Myrna Swanson. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/b...

Vampire: Sunrise Boulevard 1

February 21, 2021 17:06 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

Three vampires travel to the Hollywood Hills and attend an exclusive immortals-only party hosted by a long-gone silent film star. Part 1 of 2 Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Nick Mayfield as Cesko, Jamie Green as Galaxio, and introducing Scarlett Eller as the inimitable Myrna Swanson. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/b...

Vampire: Christmas Magic IV｜Pas de Deux

February 14, 2021 19:11 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

In which our Vampires dance with death on Coney Island. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Christmas Magic 4｜Pas de Deux

February 14, 2021 19:11 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

In which our Vampires dance with death on Coney Island. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Christmas Magic III｜Train to Toyland

February 07, 2021 16:52 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Christmas Magic 3｜Train to Toyland

February 07, 2021 16:52 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Christmas Magic 2｜Santa’s Lap

February 02, 2021 01:34 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Our trio of vamps chases Marzipan through Macy's Santaland, all while getting some shopping done! Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Christmas Magic II｜Santa’s Lap

February 02, 2021 01:34 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Our trio of vamps chases Marzipan through Macy's Santaland, all while getting some shopping done! Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Christmas Magic 1｜The Elf on the Shelf

January 25, 2021 01:42 - 1 hour - 109 MB

It's a cold winter night in 90's NYC when three ancient vampires unleash an even more ancient magic. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Vampire: Christmas Magic I｜The Elf on the Shelf

January 25, 2021 01:42 - 1 hour - 109 MB

It's a cold winter night in 90's NYC when three ancient vampires unleash an even more ancient magic. Starring Petrea Whittier as Magdalena, Maureen Fenninger as Venita, and Nick Mayfield as Cesko. System is Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, GMed by Dean Beckwith. Intro is "Vampire" by The Orion Experience. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest Unlocked!｜Party Like a Viking

January 18, 2021 08:00 - 36 minutes - 50 MB

Lady Mains used her instant unlock ability to share this Patreon episode with the masses!Support the show on Patreon to get an extra episode every week, plus a backlog of 60+ bonus episodes, including some of our all-time greatest content. www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

UNLOCKED: Betwixt Crits｜Party Like a Viking

January 18, 2021 08:00 - 36 minutes - 50 MB

Lady Mains used her instant unlock ability to share this Patreon episode with the masses!Support the show on Patreon to get an extra episode every week, plus a backlog of 60+ bonus episodes, including some of our all-time greatest content. www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest IV｜The Cheeks that Launched a Thousand Ships

January 12, 2021 21:57 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Our daring crew faces off against the Collector and his fleet. Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are "Big Ship Little Ship" and "Shit Boat (No Fans)" by Alestorm. If you're craving more of Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains, join us on Patreon for access to two bonus adventures!www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest 4｜The Cheeks that Launched a Thousand Ships

January 12, 2021 21:57 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Our daring crew faces off against the Collector and his fleet. Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are "Big Ship Little Ship" and "Shit Boat (No Fans)" by Alestorm. If you're craving more of Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains, join us on Patreon for access to two bonus adventures!www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest III｜Booty Grabbers

January 05, 2021 04:59 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains sail toward the trove of San Gustavo! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are "Big Ship Little Ship" and "Shit Boat (No Fans)" by Alestorm. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest 3｜Booty Grabbers

January 05, 2021 04:59 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains sail toward the trove of San Gustavo! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are "Big Ship Little Ship" and "Shit Boat (No Fans)" by Alestorm. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest II｜Under the Inquisitor’s Robes

December 15, 2020 17:36 - 1 hour - 116 MB

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains visit Vaticine City, where they do their best to quietly visit a museum without antagonizing anybody at all! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are "Big Ship Little Ship" and "Shit Boat (No Fans)" by Alestorm. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest 2｜Under the Inquisitor’s Robes

December 15, 2020 17:36 - 1 hour - 116 MB

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains visit Vaticine City, where they do their best to quietly visit a museum without antagonizing anybody at all! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are "Big Ship Little Ship" and "Shit Boat (No Fans)" by Alestorm. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

TEASER: Betwixt Crits｜In Hot Pursuit of a Fat Ass

December 10, 2020 16:20 - 1 minute - 2.55 MB

Here's a short preview of this week's Bits Betwixt Crits, a bonus adventure where our pirate crew takes a break from the high seas and hikes through a thick forest in search of an even thicker friend. Support the show on Patreon for access to weekly bonus episodes like this! https://www.patreon.com/BitsBeforeCrits

Betwixt Crits Teaser｜In Hot Pursuit of a Fat Ass

December 10, 2020 16:20 - 1 minute - 2.55 MB

Here's a short preview of this week's Bits Betwixt Crits, a bonus adventure where our pirate crew takes a break from the high seas and hikes through a thick forest in search of an even thicker friend. Support the show on Patreon for access to weekly bonus episodes like this! https://www.patreon.com/BitsBeforeCrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest I｜Fishy, Fierce, Feminine

December 06, 2020 17:48 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains's seaside shopping trip is interrupted by a marketplace scuffle that sets them off on a new adventure! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are "Big Ship Little Ship" and "Shit Boat (No Fans)" by Alestorm. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

7th Sea: Treasure Quest 1｜Fishy, Fierce, Feminine

December 06, 2020 17:48 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains's seaside shopping trip is interrupted by a marketplace scuffle that sets them off on a new adventure! Starring Petrea Whittier as Luca, Steph Ward as Pasha, and Tyler Cass as Lady Mains. System is a 7th Sea: 2nd Edition, GMed by Michael Gilbert. Themes are "Big Ship Little Ship" and "Shit Boat (No Fans)" by Alestorm. Join us on Patreon for access to a new bonus episode every week! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Bits Betwixt Crits Teaser｜Blowpen15 and the Paintballs of Destiny

December 03, 2020 22:15 - 1 minute - 2.06 MB

Here's a short preview of this week's Bits Betwixt Crits, an extremely non-canonical paintball match of Gayz vs. Girls. Support the show on Patreon for access to three! episodes chock-full of Magical Girl adventures, in addition to our weekly After Crits. Join the girls as they confront Big Booty Pineapples, Angry Karens, and make outrageous choices too spicy to air. We'd love to see you there. https://www.patreon.com/BitsBeforeCrits

TEASER: Betwixt Crits｜Blowpen15 and the Paintballs of Destiny

December 03, 2020 22:15 - 1 minute - 2.06 MB

Here's a short preview of this week's Bits Betwixt Crits, an extremely non-canonical paintball match of Gayz vs. Girls. Support the show on Patreon for access to three! episodes chock-full of Magical Girl adventures, in addition to our weekly After Crits. Join the girls as they confront Big Booty Pineapples, Angry Karens, and make outrageous choices too spicy to air. We'd love to see you there. https://www.patreon.com/BitsBeforeCrits

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