Bitches On Benches
10 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago -Warning…This podcast may contain strong language, nudity, violence, mature subject matter, drug use and/or anal leakage. Bitches on Benches is a comedy podcast that is non-life threatening and best consumed with copious amounts of alcohol.
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Episodes
The Drinking Game Episode
July 15, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 34.9 MBHost: Julie Bee Introduction of our drinking game Topics Discussed Losing One’s Senses, The 18.9” Virgin, Dick Pics If you could pick only 3 of these pills, which 3 would they be? 1- Perfect Health 2- Choose To Keep Our Body Type 3- Super Strength 4- Heal Others Illnesses 5- Super Intelligence 6- Find Love Forever 7- Talk To A Deceased Loved One 8- Change 3 Things From The Past ; 9- Unlimited Money The Drinking game… When Julie says “Seriously, you guys are ...
Repression Shaped Us All
May 01, 2020 12:00 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MBHost: Nikki Smythe Topics Discussed Masturbation and its health benefits, Therapy and Self Help Charlatans. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: The Goop, Netflix, Seinfeld, 1978, KY Gel
What’s In An Itch Bitch?
April 29, 2020 12:00 - 27 minutes - 38.3 MBHost: Penelope Friese Open discussion of our take on these topics... Cafe, Fast Food, or Restaurant; Coffee choices and preferences, Nikki clears up caffeine myth, Julie disagrees with everyone, An ambiguous list of bodily Itches, HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Mark Critch, This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Tim Hortons, McCafé, Mandarin Restaurants, Harvey’s, Swiss Chalet, McDonald’s Sidebar: Penny uses the word schmegegge which is a Yiddish word meaning - baloney; hot air; nonsense.meanin...
Curtis Gets Fired From The Podcast
April 22, 2020 12:00 - 26 minutes - 36.5 MBHost: Jane Depreeve Once again we talk about what you don’t care about, like… Should the Oscars be political? Roommate questions; A job worth doing... HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: None to speak of strangely enough.
When Life Hands You Porn
April 17, 2020 12:00 - 32 minutes - 45.2 MBHost: Julie Bee Jane thinks counting backwards means we will edit her part out. She was wrong. In this episode we cover topics like... Online dating; Considering being a Dominatrix; Seeking Arrangements/Sugar Daddies; Catfishing; Porn addictions. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Everything To Do With Sex Show (Taboo, Canwest Productions), eBay, Edible Arrangements, Skip The Dishes, Pizza Pops
Winter’s Over… It’s A Canadian Thing
April 15, 2020 12:00 - 31 minutes - 43.2 MBHost: Nikki Smythe Okay, you’ve figured out we’re Canadian, we’re weird, have mental health issues, and so much more! Oh! And we apologize a lot. Topics discussed Winter blahs/blues; Mental health/meds; Creating an app; Woman bites off man’s tongue HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Summer’s Eve, Lay’s Chips (Pepsi Co)
Don’t Fact Check Us… It’s Just Jane
April 10, 2020 12:00 - 22 minutes - 31.4 MBHost: Jane Depreeve Jane likes to really send things just out of reach… yes, you’ll wonder where she’s going with it, but more importantly - just ignore her. Topics discussed Jane's 1975 Events Birthday Card; Cultural misappropriation; Which famous person would you have dinner with? Jane loses her shit and ends the show abruptly. HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Nair, Saturday Night Live, Milton Bradley, Corvette, 1975, BMW, Chevrolet, KC and the Sunshine Band, Barrel of Monkeys,...
Yes, This Is A Comedy Podcast
April 08, 2020 12:00 - 27 minutes - 38.4 MBHost: Penelope Friese Penelope misleads the listeners into believing we are using music in our podcast - but just to be clear, not as of yet, but it’s coming soon. Topics discussed Coronavirus discussion in the early days (late January 2020); flu shots; Shopping habits; Intestinal worms; If you could hold a protest; Scars- how did you get them? HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: McCain French Fries
Do We Really Miss That Old Show Now?
April 03, 2020 12:00 - 33 minutes - 45.5 MBHost: Nikki Smythe Topics Discussed - Entertainment Industry - TV shows we miss or don’t miss, Tiny Talent Time, Ellen/Oprah - Plastic surgery on actors and how "they’ve" changed. - Movies that affected us; impactful moments; we hear a lot from Jane - Spoiler Alert Jane gives away a secret about Game of Thrones (so if you haven’t watched, you may need to plug your ears like Nikki does) HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: Oprah, Harpo, Ellen Degeneres
Bitches on Benches - The Inaugural Episode
April 01, 2020 12:00 - 30 minutes - 41.9 MBWelcome to the inaugural episode of the Bitches on Benches podcast! Welcome to Bitches on Benches, the podcast show little ears shouldn’t hear. So, send the rugrats outside or to bed or to hell… it doesn’t matter, as long as the bastards are gone. We are your hosts, Jovial Julie, Nefarious Nikki, Playful Penny, and the Ever Jolly Jane, and this is one of our many FIRST EPISODES. WARNING - This podcast may contain strong language, nudity, violence, mature subject matter, drug use and/or...