Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
215 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 9.9K ratingsReal Housewives Historians and Comedians Casey Wilson (SNL, Happy Endings) and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives, Hacks) are the world's foremost authority on all things Housewives and garbage tv. If you self-identify as a garbage person, welcome home. Join the gals and their comedic, highbrow guests as they discuss the low brow trash we live for. Bitch Sesh has been nominated for a People’s Choice Award for Best Podcast. It did not win. And Casey and Danielle are angry at the People for that.
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Episodes
Kyle + Aspen = Hats
September 16, 2022 17:48 - 1 hour - 67 MBDeanna Cheng is back as we talk Rinna's downfall, Kyle's love of hats, Kathy's lack of snow wear knowledge, Crystal's balls and of course Erika being a bad human. Plus there's all the fuschia fashion from part one of the Atlanta reunion, and Deanna has strong thoughts on Marlo's new position...Heavy is the head that wears the peach. Also Bitch Sesh is coming to you LIVE (from home) It's the 6th Annual Bitch Sesh Live (from home) Halloween Spooktacular with special guest ANDY COHEN Thursd...
A Fashion Show WITH Fashions
September 09, 2022 16:46 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBJoin Casey and Danielle, along with the rest of the world, in mourning (although nothing to do with The Monarchy and everything to do with SHE By Shein). They are joined by the hilarious and gorgeous Jana Schmieding (Rutherford Falls) who is just as startled as Casey is by Danielles oddly arrogant and personal take away from Sheree’s fashion show. Enjoy!
It’s Expensive to be She
September 02, 2022 22:24 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBCasey and Danielle fly gorgeously solo this week. Casey is all abuzz over her new favorite show (also the worst show ever made) Selling OC. The girls dive into all that’s going on in the morass that is the Bravosphere. And most importantly, Danielle is incredibly upset that Kyle made Kathy sleep in a bunk bed. Enjoy!
Bitch Sesh Live in LA
August 26, 2022 20:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBCasey and Danielle live in the city of Angels with the gorgeous Matt (McConkey) Grassi and an even more gorgeous crowd of garbage people. They talk about Kathy's work with the toothless, Marlo's pedestrian leadership, but they do not talk about HARRY!!! Plus Ira Madison III and Kristen Vaganos join them for a star studded performance and Paul Wilson is offering the gift of a lifetime.
One Year Anniversary (w/ Andy Cohen) - Re-Release
August 18, 2022 22:47 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBWhile Casey and Danielle step away from the mic this week, they are not stepping too far from your hearts and memories. Let's cast our pods deep into the magnificent history of Bitch Sesh to the year 2016, when the gals celebrated their one year anniversary of Bitch Sesh with a VERY special guest – THE boot on the ground himself: Saint Andy Cohen.
BYE, LONELY (w/ Paul James)
August 12, 2022 22:45 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBJoining Casey as co-host is Bitch Sesh fave and the recently betrothed Matt McConkey (now Grassi!) who gives us a window into the wedding of the century. They are joined by the hilarious and gorgeous Paul James (I Love That For You) who currently struggles with both Covid and Marlo - only one of which he will recover from. The gang is still reeling that LEGEND Melissa Ethridge was subjected to the horrors of Beverly Hills. Why couldn't Asher have been waiting to sing behind that strange curt...
*BREAKING NEWS* TERESA’S WEDDING HAIR
August 09, 2022 21:05 - 2 minutes - 2.64 MBBreaking News! It's Hair today, gone tomorrow, so Casey Wilson brings you the hottest take from Bitch Sesh's favorite Celebrity Hair Stylist, Clayton Hawkins after this weekend's bride Teresa Giudice walked the aisle with true Housewives drama.
The Uncanny Valley
August 05, 2022 18:26 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBCasey and Danielle are gifted with the presence of Charles Rogers (Search Party) and unlike Sonya's sad dinner party food, his takes are anything but dry. We talk Rinna Rose and Rinna Rage, Erika's dominatrix dreams, and visual penis lines. Plus is Taylor what OC needs? And does she deserve the orange? All questions will be answered, but will also leave us even more confused.
"You either have IT, or you don't..."
July 28, 2022 21:49 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBThe hilarious Sarah Sherman from SNL joins Casey and Danielle and she is giving hot take after hot take!! They talk the finale of Ultimate Girls Trip and if Dorinda did actually use hand sanitizer after peeing in the woods. Plus they discuss why the doors of Alcatraz need to be re-opened for all the housewives criminals. Will we ever get to see She by Sheree, and does it even matter? Plus Sarah poses the most incredible games we have ever played on this show- "Which housewife has "IT?" and w...
Re-Release! Dames, Dogs and Danke (w/ Roxane Gay)
July 21, 2022 19:08 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBLive show on August 25th at Largo in LA! Get tickets here (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Casey-WilsonandDanielleSchneiderBitchSeshLive/494480?afflky=LargoAtTheCoronet) We're off this week, but are posting a Bitch Sesh classic. Join Casey and Danielle and listen back to one of their favorite episodes with one of their favorite people - feminist icon, cultural critic, New York Times best-selling author, funny MF and Bravo OBSESSED, Roxane Gay!!! She is all things and more. They talk Vanderpu...
COOCHIE INSENSE
July 15, 2022 18:21 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBCasey and Danielle can't stay off the mic this week because Shah's are pleading guilty, Vicky wants it known if she dies she will be dying sad, Sheree has her friends painting portraits of their husbands ding-a-lings with acrylics, and Brandi and Taylor have made out. There's...A LOT going on. Luckily the gals are joined by Actress/Model/Dream Human, Joy Bryant who delivers one of the most impassioned, stirring monologues this program has ever seen. Heard? Strap in because Sutton's flip-flop...
BONUS SESH: Jessi Klein and the Sha-rrest!!!
July 12, 2022 17:45 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBBonus Ep! Casey and Danielleare in DEEP conversation with comedian, writer, Emmy winner and hilarious human Jessi Klein about talismans motherhood and her new bookI'll Show Myself Out. Plus breaking news about Jen Shah's guilty plea hits the airwaves and Casey andDanielleare Sha-shocked!!!!! And Sha-ooketh!!!!!
FOX FORCE FIVE FAIL
July 09, 2022 01:32 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBCasey and Danielle fly solo to recount the horrors of Garcelle's party and Sutton's decorating style. They introduce the world to a new number one hit by an unexpected pop star and remain knelt and dwelt in gratitude for Ultimate Girls Trip Ex Wives Club. It's quite possibly - said without hyperbole - the only thing keeping us afloat in these dark times?? Also please find a link to this week's DEEP DIVE. It's an incredibly informative and important episode. June sits down with Amy Merril...
Dor-obics is Dor-anged
July 01, 2022 19:26 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBLongtime Bitch Sesh fave Ana Ortiz is back and her love for Sutton is, dare we say, STRONGER than ever. We discuss the best show that has ever been - ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP SEASON TWO that brings us Dorinda's anger, Tamra's stupidity, a revived Vicki (thanks to some booze), and Phaedra's...everything. There's also the return of Kyle's slimy splits and why She by Sheree will never go out of style.
Mud Pie Messy
June 25, 2022 00:18 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBCasey and Danielle are joined by the brilliant and funny Joel Kim Booster who shares their feeling that Ultimate Girls Trip Ex Wives Club is nothing short of transcendent. Period. Dot.
KULTDASHIANS
June 22, 2022 01:13 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBFeast your ears on the first ever Bitch Sesh/Deep Dive crossover ep! Queens Danielle Schneider and Jessica St. Clair are away and the mice they will play! Casey and June Diane Raphael "dive deep" into The Deep End (The Teal Swan doc on Hulu) and do anything but "bitch" during their "sesh" about The Kardashians. See how fun this is already?? ENJOY!
Re-Release - Kristen Wiig
June 16, 2022 15:30 - 1 hour - 107 MBWe're off this week, but giving you a re-release of this iconic episode with Kristen Wiig! Also, next week expect a very special episode titled KULTDASHIANS with June Diane Raphael where we dive into the The Deep End and The Karkookoo’s. Enjoy!
Vanessa Bayer can sell anything!
June 10, 2022 20:32 - 1 hour - 80.4 MBHilarious Actress, Comedian and Home Shopping Network aficionado Vanessa Bayer is back on Bitch Sesh to talk about She by Herself, Diana's hotel rituals and how Kyle's dogs are ruining her house! Plus, she asks the most important question about Dubai which is... "Do we have a show?" The answer is still unclear but what is clear is that Lisa Rinna needs to watch her back because there is a new QVC head bitch in town and her name is Vanessa Bayer.
HELLO DUBAI!!!!!!
June 03, 2022 17:40 - 55 minutes - 51 MBHilarious HUNK Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas) is BACCCK!!!! And his assessments are as dead on as ever: “You’ve got two episodes to tell us what Sutton said, Crystal, or we never never forgive you.” But the big news is the electrifying debut of Dubai and the trio happily basks in its golden glow. Casey also makes an important announcement. She’s made it.
Kyle by Alene Too part Deux
May 27, 2022 13:42 - 1 hour - 64 MBDanielle sits down with fave guest Co-host Akilah Green and comedian Blair Socci to go back to Palm Desert and watch Kyle open another store of bold expensive caftans. They explore why they forgive Diana's rudeness, and which young guy is her son and which is her lover? (spoiler, we're still not sure). They also talk about Sutton's weirdness, Todd's Jersey bachelor pad and the devastation of Sheree getting stood up by her boyfriend. Plus why does Erika Jayne still need people to help her get...
Ziwe and Sutton are suffering too!
May 20, 2022 19:09 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBHappy RHOBH premiere weeks!!!! Casey and Danielle are back and joined once again by the iconique Ziwe, who gets vulnerable and shares her own misfortune of losing a coat at customs. So. Much like Sutton- we all have problems! To watch BITCH SESH LIVE on VOD until Tuesday go to Loopedlive.com or the gals' Instagrams: @CaseyRoseWilson @DanielleCarolineSchneider (And see Danielle in ass less chaps and Casey pee in a cup.) Season 2 of ZIWE is streaming now on Showtime!
Live Show Tonight!
May 12, 2022 13:25 - 1 minute - 1.17 MBTonight, Thursday, May 12th, is Bitch Sesh Live from Home Spring Fling! Get tickets at LoopedLive.com or find the link through Casey's (@caseyrosewilson) and Danielle's (@daniellecarolineschneider) Instagram! It’s the premiere of the new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the end of this season of Jersey (Sunrise, Sunset), so of course, we all need to bear witness to this important time together. Get your jammies and your drink on and join Casey, Danielle and their hilarious gu...
Hotlanta and cold Teresa!!!
May 06, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBCasey and Danielle are joined by their hilarious parasocial friend Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras) to celebrate the new season of Atlanta, complete with new businesses, new peaches and old horrible husbands. Plus She by Sheree is back, how lucky are we to be alive right now? They also talk Ultimate Girls Trip 2 and Dial-up face-lifts, along with Tre's abandonment of Dolores and how personally we took it. It's a jam packed episode. ROLL THE TAPE!!!
Bonus Sesh Preview - Leah McSweeney
April 29, 2022 21:14 - 38 minutes - 35.7 MBEnjoy this special sneak peek of a Bonus Bitch Sesh from Stitcher Premium. Casey and Danielle sit down with Leah McSweeney (RHONY) to talk about her new book, Ramona's floor poop, and the reunion that never was.
Gary Janetti
April 22, 2022 21:24 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBCasey and Danielle have writer/hilarious instagrammer/housewife lover Gary Janetti back in their loving arms to talk Teresa's and Casey's acceptable anger, "Seeking Arrangements" and why Shannon is/is not the best housewife of all time. Plus Gary recounts his own time on a reality show and how two people are not enough to make a good scene!
Sweet Dummies
April 14, 2022 20:36 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBCasey and Danielle are together again, but are they really? As Casey tells the story of separating herself from the "chaff" on a wild trip they took to Miami. Plus, the ladies have turned a corner on Teresa and Luis, and want to stay in their love bubble too. Also there's a bear. Mark your calendars as Casey and Danielle are doing another Bitch Sesh Live (from home) show Thursday May 12th 5:30pm PST/8:30 EST to talk about the debut of the new season of Beverly Hills and more!! With special...
The King is here
April 08, 2022 13:47 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBDanielle and superstar sub Matt McConkey are blessed and impressed to have iconic housewives producer (as well as many other shows) Carlos King is in the nook and his takes are hot! From literally being in the room where it happened during the infamous NJ table flip to being the Nene whisperer, this king has seen it all and lived to tell the tale. We talk Marlo's peach, new New York, and why Jennifer Aydin shouldn’t dish out what she can’t take. An insider takes us deeeeep inside and this ep...
Re-release from the archives! Ep 228 Overexposed (w/ Ziwe)
April 01, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBEnjoy this re-release from the Bitch Sesh archives! If you want to hear the entire back catalog, be sure to sign up for Stitcher Premium. Casey and Danielle are joined by ICONIC guest Ziwe, to discuss where Kathy has been all our lives, Eboni's beauty pageant days, and the three words no woman ever wants to hear, which Danielle's post-pandemic waxer said to her immediately upon glancing at her nethers. The first season of Ziwe's inspired new variety series, "Ziwe" is available to watch on ...
KNELT AND DWELT
March 26, 2022 13:14 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBCasey is joined in the virtual nook by the bright shining light that is Mrs. Deanna Cheng! Casey and Deanna reminisce on the greatest weekend of their lives celebrating Matt's Bachelor Party and then making a hard turn into the grieving process after a loved one dies. It's a ride. They are later joined for an IMPORTANT segment by best-selling author, Emily Liebert who - in addition to the six novels she has written on her own - also served as the ghostwriter for Teresa and Margaret. Emily wa...
We’ve been tagged!
March 18, 2022 20:01 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBDanielle and Casey are reunited in time to talk about the un-uniting of the Bubbas(RIP) and their star turn (though not seen) on the SLC reunion!!! Plus they are joined by Bravo devotee and author Kendra James (Admissions: A Memoir of Surviving Boarding School) to talk about empty houses, jersey shore life and Kandi’s young hotties.
THE ROAD TO COYOTE PASS
March 11, 2022 15:15 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBToday on a very special episode of Bitch Sesh, Brown Family Historian June Diane Raphael and Brown Family Scholar, Elizabeth Laime join Brown Family Archivist, Casey Wilson to break down Season 16 of Sister Wives. There are also break THROUGHS. Namely that Casey now finds Meri, “breezy.” Enjoy!
Danny Pellegrino has blessed us.
March 04, 2022 18:13 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBDanny Pellegrino is on the show today to talk about his new amazing book but more importantly to point out the important details like Rynd's socks with loafers and which former housewives don't get mic'd. Plus we discuss Jen and Jackie's whirlwind friendship/end of friendship, props at reunions and the fact that there are now too many JEN'S to keep up with in the housewives world. Also you can donate to Bethenny Frankel's help in the Ukraine at Bethenny.com/bstrong
Daddy Issues for Days
February 25, 2022 14:59 - 49 minutes - 45 MBCasey and Danielle are fresh off live shows in Boston and NYC, dinner with the King of Kings, the stage debut of Sidney Besser, the TV debut of Paul Wilson and a surprise on The Drew Barrymore Show that rivals YOU not You. They recap it all here and of course dive into our beloved cities all while still processing the Marks family ice photo shoot.
I’M RICHER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!
February 10, 2022 23:30 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBCasey and Danielle are joined by writer and savage critic of The Housewives, Bridger Winegar to discuss everything from the madness of Lisa Barlow to the madness of Lisa Barlow!
New Jersey, New Faces
February 05, 2022 07:40 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBBitch Sesh All-Star Deanna Chang is back in the virtual nook to discuss the new season and the new noses, mouths and chins of New Jersey. They deep dive on the Luis video, the "comedy" show and of course the biggest debate, did Bill Aydin sleep with a pharma rep or a receptionist?! Plus there's Lisa from SLC's rant (that will be done in monologue competitions for ages to come), Noella's sweat lodge nightmare and Emily and the other one.
New Jersey, New Faces
February 04, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBBitch Sesh All-Star Deanna Chang is back in the virtual nook to discuss the new season and the new noses, mouths and chins of New Jersey. They deep dive on the Luis video, the "comedy" show and of course the biggest debate, did Bill Aydin sleep with a pharma rep or a receptionist?! Plus there's Lisa from SLC's rant (that will be done in monologue competitions for ages to come), Noella's sweat lodge nightmare and Emily and the other one.
And Just Like That with Matt McConkey
January 27, 2022 23:44 - 1 hour - 94.3 MBAnd Just Like That... Casey and Danielle offer up a very special bonus episode dedicated to the highs and lows of a show their guest, SATC Historian Matt McConkey calls, "Better than Sex and The City." Takes are explosive. Feelings are hurt. Tears are (quite literally) shed. You WILL be asked to sign a petition regarding Kim Cattrall. After the ep, enjoy Matt's interview with the reason for the season, the man the myth, Michael Patrick King himself in a very special episode of Matt's podcast...
Reunion Lewks w/ THE Brad Goreski
January 20, 2022 02:14 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBWe interrupt our regular podcast this week for a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. The SLC reunion looks dropped, so Casey and Danielle dropped everything and ran to fashion stylist/ Bravo lover/ icon Brad Goreski to break down every step and unfortunately mostly missteps to ask the biggest question on all of our minds …what was the theme?
TITTY CAKE
January 14, 2022 05:51 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBWhat a time to be alive and a member of the Housewives Universe! Our gals are dressing to impress on Project Runway one minute and laughing at a hubby motorboating a cleavage cake the next. Danielle and Casey are riding solo this week and come bearing an apology for having not jumped on the Miami train. Bienvenidos a Miami! They stand corrected and are IN. Finally, some actual wealth for our eyes to gaze upon! They talk Salt Lake, Orange County and Danielle makes a selfless indecent proposal...
Ana Ortiz is here!
January 07, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBThough the new year has started off rough for Danielle, Vicki Gunvlalson and Meghan King Edmonds, Casey had a wild and microdosed Christmas and lived to tell the tale. We are also joined by pod fave Ana Ortiz, who has many thoughts on Heather's tight pony, Meredith's insane feathers and suitcases full of cheese. Plus how many rebrand parties is Whitney going to have for Iris and Beau? Or is it Wildrose? Also there's Noella, who whispered through a whole scene, on television. We can't get en...
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
December 17, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBAnd just like that, it's our last episode before the holidays. Casey and Danielle are joined by the brightest of lights, writer/actress Jamie Brunton who has taken a strong dance on Sex and The City Part 900. They discuss Salt Lake in all its wedged salad glory and overstuffed luxury-filled closets and Orange County and Terry's belief that he "looks better than he did ten years ago, due to botox." As Danielle says, "Don't get high on your own supply, Terry!" Wishing you a safe, healthy and h...
I’M QUITTING THE SHOW
December 10, 2021 19:32 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBCasey and Danielle are joined by the one and only Michelle Collins. She is a sage and a light and where is her hair ad already?? The gals discuss episode 2 of Orange County - specifically Heather’s failed sushi party and her quitting and rejoining of the franchise. The good news is Terry’s still wearing leather jackets! They talk Salt Lake, the return of Sex and The City and some tougher comments Danielle’s daughter made to…Danielle.
THE SHAH SHOCKER
December 03, 2021 20:41 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBHappy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa and Merry Christmas because Casey and Danielle have a double-sized ep for you, thanks to the manna from heaven Bravo has gifted us with. Where to start?! We'll tell you where. With an explosive boot on the ground. An anonymous guest who will ensure the podcast is nominated for another People's Choice Award. Then the gals are graced by Dave Quinn, author of the book Casey wants to be buried with, It's Not All Diamonds and Rose. Together they all free-fall into H...
Road Trip to Vail
November 20, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBCasey and Danielle are guest-less this episode as is only right for an episode of this gravitas. Still recovering from the 50-hour bus ride to hell (Vail) where secrets were revealed, six lawyers were called and a bag of Cheetos became a character, they’re honestly spent. Is Meredith still in the bath as we speak? Most likely. Plus they discuss a Gizelle and Karen moment that brought tears to our eyes and the breeziest show that they’ve ever laid eyes on, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip!...
Amy Phillips is Here!
November 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBCasey and Danielle are joined by comedian, housewife impressionist and now author Amy Phillips to discuss the episode we’ve all been waiting for- The Shah-rest!!! Plus Mary puts on an awkward Italian feast that makes the Capri room at Bucca di Beppo look like heaven and they all try to figure out how the missionary position can in the forfeits words of Wendy Osefo “beat that puss to a pulp”.
YOU. Not YOU Danielle, but...YOU. (w/ Rae Sanni)
November 05, 2021 06:07 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBCasey is back from NYC and fresh off of her appearance with one Whitney Rose on the ground zero of the Bravo universe, Watch What Happens Live. She and Danielle then have the misunderstanding of a lifetime. That they are still working through. They are then joined by the lovely delightful Rae Sanni whose razor-sharp observations cut like a knife. The knife of truth. To donate to our Baby 2 Baby Bitch Sesh Holiday Fundraiser please click on this link:Baby2Baby | Bitch Sesh Family2Family Or h...
YOU. Not YOU Danielle, but…YOU. (w/ Rae Sanni)
November 05, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBCasey is back from NYC and fresh off of her appearance with one Whitney Rose on the ground zero of the Bravo universe, Watch What Happens Live. She and Danielle then have the misunderstanding of a lifetime. That they are still working through. They are then joined by the lovely delightful Rae Sanni whose razor-sharp observations cut like a knife. The knife of truth. To donate to our Baby 2 Baby Bitch Sesh Holiday Fundraiser please click on this link: Baby2Baby | Bitch Sesh Family2Family ...
Leslie Grossman Returns!
October 29, 2021 21:05 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBIt's part THREEEE of the RHBH reunion and we have none other than fan fave Leslie Grossman (American Horror Story) in the virtual nook giving us all her hot takes on Erika's two types of voices, her Sutton journey and Big Kathy's Big shadow. Plus we talk about our love for Mia and our fear for Candiace's tear ducts, and why "Hello Baby Gorgeous" is now Leslie's new tagline. Also, there's a little Halloween gift from last week's live show w/Jason Mantzoukas at the end of the episode.
Heather Gay: In the parking lot where it happened
October 22, 2021 06:56 - 51 minutes - 47.9 MBCasey and Danielle traipsed themselves to the promise land of Salt Lake City, Utah.
Traveling to Heaven and a Reunion From Hell ( w/ Chris Kelly)
October 18, 2021 05:53 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBCasey and Danielle are fresh off their trip to Mecca - Salt Lake - and still reeling with joy. They discuss their pilgrimage to Mormon country with the hilarious and deeply astute student of Housewives and creator of The Other Two, Chris Kelly. He has explosive observations about Lisa Rinna's camera angles, Lisa Barlow's husband and why he is not buying what the world is selling him on Mary M. Cosby. It's a jam-packed episode because we are in a Golden Era of Housewives Television!!!! Salads...