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BFO4233 – Lemon Blueberry Loaf

The Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a trip to Shady Pines, difficult puzzles, visits to Costco and Sam’s Club plus a short coupon report. Happy National Zucchini Bread Day.

BFO4232 – Wake-Up Caller

After some “Good Mornings,” the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a gentleman caller and a final solution to the Villa mortgage insurance mess. Happy National Pigs-in-a-Blanket Day.

A Favorite Photo

Here’s the picture I talked about on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4231 – Open Casket

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres, some Nip Shenanigans and talk about a special photo that you can see on the www at Noon today. Happy National Picnic Day.

BFO4230 – Are You Going to Get Them a Train?

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend, an explanation of the opening of Friiiiiiiiiday’s LITTLE show and a long-awaited announcement. Happy National Jelly Bean Day.

BFO4229 – Excruciating Detail

Before leaving Fat Acres, the Fat One pre-recorded a LITTLE show for you featuring the world’s longest opening clip, voiceletters and a Friiiiiiiday kerfuffle. Happy National Garlic Day.

BFO4228 – Black and Blue Chicken

The Fat One is traveling today but recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a visit to Shady Pines, some Nip shenanigans, the coupon and a Memory Lane jingle. Happy Animal Crackers birthday.

BFO4227 – Frozen Novelty Section

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which includes a sportsball report, a trip to Costco, a visit from Hortensia and several voiceletters. Happy National Cheeseball Day.

BFO4226 – 60 Minuets

The Fat One is back but has a few things on his mind but also recaps his day in Fat Acres and talks about his youngest Neice. Happy Day of the Mushroom!

BFO4225 – Back Porch

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend in Fat Acres which included some Spring cleaning, a gentleman caller and sportsball. Happy National Glazed Spiral Ham Day.

BFO4224 – Nine Years in the Villa

The Fat One is celebrating the villaversirarium this weekend but first updates you on his day in Fat Acres which included a 90% off sale, cheese and a gas report. Happy National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.

BFO4223 – Colonic Gates

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a naughty squirrel, the coupon, checking sportsball scores and a visual of the circus being in town. Happy National Poutine Day.

BFO4222 – Oooopsie Insurance

After some Good Mornings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included solving an insurance issue on the Villa, a delicious salad, a new Nippa Walk routine and a dream from Moose P. Happy National Cinnamon Crescent Day.

BFO4221 – Path of Train Wreck Totality

Whilst in the Penumbra, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres and recalls the 2017 full eclipse in Charleston and ponders if he will be alive for the next major eclipse in 2045. Happy National Almond Cookrie Day.

BFO4220 – Bever, Beaver, Beaver

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend, a special celebration situation, a Granny update and an annual song for the Sportsball finale. Happy National Empanada Day.

Brush Up on Your Skills!

Here’s the brochure I mentioned on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4219 – … Til We Meet Again!

The Fat One closes out the week forgetting most of what he did yesterday but somehow fills 20 minutes (well it helped that there are 5 celebrations of exiting the birth canal this weekend.). Don’t forget to come back at Noon and see the special training brochure BF talked about. Happy National Caramel Day.

BFO4218 – Special Delivery

The Fat One is back with a recap of his rainy day in Fat Acres which included a gentleman caller, a trip to the Lowell’s, the coupon and some vulgah feedback from Dr. Stone. Happy National Burrito Day.

BFO4217 – Chicargo Hosiery

After some Good Morning greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres and even has time for some voiceletters and an “Ask Big Fatty” question. Happy National Chocolate Mousse Day.

4216 – And the “Winner” is ……..

The Fat One is back and the music is playing correctly once again. The Fat One recaps the rest of his East Egg holiday and the SSQD (So-So Question Desk) announces the question that provides the author with a mediocre prize. Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day.

BFO4215 – Enamered

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off April with some phoolishness but does recap his weekend in Fat Acres which included Friday @ Fatty’s, a gentleman caller and sportsball!

BFO4214 – Why Does the Easter Bunny Hide Eggs?

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One send March LITTLE shows out like a lamb and brings in Sportsball season all while nattering about his day in Fat Acres and even tosses in some Nip Shenanigans. Happy Lemon Chiffon Cake Day.

BFO4213 – FICO Score

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included the coupon, meeting with the carpentry handyman and LOTS of nattering. Happy National Something on a Stick Day.

BFO4212 – A Whitman Tinker Swoosh?

The Fat One recalls his day in Fat Acres and natters about artwork, nippy walking and some home improvement work for the Villa. Happy National Spanish Paella Day.

BFO4211 – “Tell Us About Your Beaver!”

The Fat One returns with a recap of his uneventful day, a voiceletter and some nattering about iTurds reviews. Happy National Nougat Day.https://bigfattyonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/2024-03-26.mp3

Card

Here’s the card that I talked about on today’s LITTLE show. Did you guess correctly?

BFO4210 – No Hint of Horse nor Radish

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which included sportsball, Friday at Fatty’s, some upcoming work at the Villa and something in the Villa mailbox! Happy National Pecan Day.

BFO4209 – I’ll Need a Spreadsheet

The Fat One closes out the week with some sports ball news, a recap of his day and several Ask Big Fatty questions. Happy National Bavarian Crepes Day.

BFO4208 – Complimentary Flower Bouquet

The Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a wake-up gentleman caller, an extra long coupon and the dates of Hot Dog Down a Hallway Weekend. Happy National French Bread Day.

BFO4207 – Baby-Quill

It’s Hump Day and the Fat One has a recap of his day in Fat Acres and the voiceletters he failed to play on yesterday’s LITTLE show. Happy National Ravioli Day.

BFO4206 – In the Hot Box

It’s the first day of Spring in Fat Acres and the Fat One has a few words about the Hatarina before recapping his day plus he explains why some didn’t get a LITTLE show on Monday. Happy National Chocolate Caramel Day.

BFO4205 – Self-Rising (now with audio)

The Fat One return with a recap of the weekend that included Friday at Fatty’s, British Baking, a musical review and plenty of Nattering. Happy National Oatmeal Cookrie Day.

BFO4205 – Self-Rising

The Fat One return with a recap of the weekend that included Friday at Fatty’s, British Baking, a musical review and plenty of Nattering. Happy National Oatmeal Cookrie Day.

BFO4204 – St. Fatty’s Weekend

The Fat One closes out St. Fatty’s Day Week with an Irish jig, the coupon, lots of nattering and a trip down an Irish Memory Lane. Happy National Pears Helene Day.

BFO4203 – BF, Your Personal Trainer

The Ft One has a stuffed LITTLE show today which includes another musical trip to the Emerald City, a gentleman caller, a restaurant review and preview and the coupon… well, almost. Happy National Potato Chip Day.

BFO4202 – Signal From the Mother Ship

The Fat One continues his Emerald Green Week with some music, an update on the So-So Question Contest, nattering and a voiceletter. Happy National Coconut Torte Day.

BFO4201 – Receiving $40,000 (Upon BF’s Death)

The Fat One starts off with some emerald green music as the celebrations for St. Fatty’s Day week continue. Later he tells about an insurance letter he received and then natters about Archer’s favorite show, ”Heart Slobber.” Don’t forget to get your Corned Beef at the Vons! Happy National Baked Scallops Day.

BFO4200 – Like A Waterfall

The Fat One has several ear worms from listening to music over the weekend but still gives a recap of the Worst Weekend of the Year. On the good side, there was some fun, a gentleman caller and LOTS of rain to wash away SOME of the pollen. Happy National Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day.

BFO4199 – Saddest Weekend of EVERY Year

The Fat One closes out the week with some melancholy thoughts before recapping his day which included a gentleman caller, a sore arm and extra nattering. Happy National Peanut Cluster Day.

BFO4198 – That Squirter Thingy

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a gully washer, pollen and a trip to the Vons East. Happy National Cereal Day.

BFO4197 – Vegetables!

After several Good Morning greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres and even has time for an Ask Big Fatty Question and a voiceletter. The vidjo mentioned in the little show is below. Happy National Oreo Cookrie Day.

BFO4196 – Poodle van Winkle

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a sentimental journey, a medical update and the FINAL So-So question for 2024. Happy National Cheese Doodle Day.

BFO4195 – With Age Comes Wisdom

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which includes a weather update, some Big Run news, nattering and some more So-So questions. Happy National Pound Cake Day.

BFO4194 – Looks Like a Lion!

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off the month with a recap of his last day of So-So question month which was mainly just a natterfest and some quiz show talk and then gets a two-parter So-So question. Happy National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day.

BFO4193 – A So-So Leap

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which includes some quiz program chat, the coupon and some So-So questions. It’s your last chance to win the mediocre prize by getting your entry in by MIDNIGHT. Happy National Surf and Turf Day.

BFO4192 – So-So Close to the End of So-So Question Month

The Fat One is back to recap his day in Fat Acres with some quiz program nattering, tax info and plenty of extremely So-So questions. Happy National Chocolate Soufflé Day.

BFO4191 – Islanders

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day and some quiz program reminders plus several of the most So-So questions yet. Happy National Strawberry Day.

Giftette

Here’s the giftette I opened on today’s LITTLE show.

BFO4190 – 3 or 4 Syllables?

The Fat One returns for the final week of So-So Question Month with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included the whole crew at Friday at Fatty’s, a So-So question and a package from the lesbiterian delivery service. Happy National Pistachio Day.

BFO4189 – Last Friday of Feb-RU-ary