Big Facts No Cap

Crash Talk

Pauly, Pauly, you can't hide! The boys got off their bullshit last week just so they could back on their bullshit in this episode. They discuss cub scouts, Adrian's neighbor Tomo, and [redacted]s genital herpes outbreak. They then dive into two columns all about crash talk and wrap up with a third seggy all about the biggest career nosedives of the last couple years. Article 1: Ask TV Scholar https://tvscholar.substack.com/p/ask-tv-scholar-im-scared-to-drive Article 2: Dear Prudence https...

Spring Break

The boys talk the carbonaro effect, getting zooted off zyn packs, and tv shows about making it in the rap game (Phil TV show up next?). They then dive deep into all the facets of spring break both small and large in two beachy advice columns. They top off the episode with a fresh new third seggy called wiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllld styyyyyyyyyyyyyllle. Article 1: Mrs. McVeigh's Manners https://dfwchild.com/mrs-mcveighs-manners-spring-break-mistake/ Article 2: Stirring the pot https://www.michi...

Celebs

This ep is all about being toit with your sister, drinking out of straws, and Paul bullying Adrian for his looks (crazy behavior, I know). We then gab all about celebrities in two advice columns and then finish with a third segment about celebrity fan army names (shout out the pisspigs). Article 1: Asking a coworker to introduce me to her celebrity friends https://www.askamanager.org/2017/12/asking-a-coworker-to-introduce-me-to-her-celebrity-friends-losing-expensive-work-equipment-and-mor...

Twins

Disney Parks

Lent

Nostalgia

You're gonna wanna listen to this one while in your pjs on a saturday morning in front of the TV with a big bowl of your favorite cereal. We're talking nostalgia baby. The boys discuss strong coffee, the number of words french people have for snobby ladies, and Adrian's favorite jokes from the era of the Simpsons that he watched. They end with a third seggy testing if they truly are 90s kids based on what things get their nostalgia button pressed. Article 1: Lifehacker https://www.lifehack...

Interviews w/ Jason Benes

Adult Swim

Shit Talk

Detention

We're heading to the principal's office on this one. The boys discuss pizza by the slice shops, Paul and Phil's favorite rapper Gawne, and Paul's failed alter ego. The duo then tackle two advice columns on serving time in the big house (saturday school detention and out of school suspension, that is). They end off with a third segment where they decide which historical figures deserve detention, once and for all. Article 1: Dr. Wallacehttps://thebrunswicknews.com/opinion/advice_columns/can...

Undercover bosses with Philip and Louie

Just wait till your dad gets home! Oh wait, here he is! Phil is back with the boys to discuss Teezo touchdown, undercover bosses, and a mixture of topical and out of date media. The gang then discusses how it takes two to tango among many other dances. Phil then leaves us high and dry for our third segment. Luckily, we had a legendary jazz musician on standby... Article 1: Dance Spirit: I can't figure out my performance facehttps://dancespirit.com/dear-katie-dance-performance-face/ Articl...

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Scams

Young Elders

lets put the bfnc back in christmas (re-release)

Time to initiate your family to a brand new Christmas tradition where you play the latest episode of BFNC on the speakers for the whole family. And if anyone makes a sound, whispers, uses their phone or goes to the bathroom you shoot them a dirty look and rewind the episode. Hanukkah Sameach Merry Christmas lo, Saturnalia Joyous Kwanza Happy Yule Links to the articles: Article 1- Dear Sugar https://therumpus.net/2010/12/dear-sugar-the-rumpus-advice-column-59-the-holidays-...

let them cook

SodaPop

Cowboys (colonizers) vs Indians (indigenous)

Dora the explorer

With your hosts Diego (Adrian) and Señor Tucán (Paul)

Last Call

Film we refrence for the third segment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKjg3VeW4LQ

CRINGE

instead of reading descriptions you should just look in the mirror if you want to understand this ep

Favors

The boys discuss hair transplants, the legitimacy of feng shui, and George Bush's masterclass. They then tackle the topic of favors across two columns and finish up with a double third seggy where we do a favor for the people who need it most right now (i.e. Taylor Swift fans). Article 1: When is it okay to help a disabled person?https://folks.pillpack.com/ask-ada-when-is-it-okay-to-help-a-disabled-person/ Article 2: Favor spirals into a complaint trianglehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/ad...

Suburbs

The boys discuss potato salad, meeting strangers at the bar, and Paul's childhood in the bamboo forest. They then tackle the topic of suburbs in two kooky columns and finish up with a third seggy all about the best suburbia has to offer. Article 1: Reader wants to report neighbors https://www.uexpress.com/life/sense-and-sensitivity/2018/01/11 Article 2:  Not yet urban not yet suburban https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/08/friend-secret-about-divorce-dear-prudence-advice.html Third Se...

Halloween

Phone It In

The boys discuss rock formation, Olivier Giroud's heroic performance at the weekend, and Debbie the terrible driver. They then tackle two questions concerning people being lazy and phoning it in. They wrap up with a pretty nonexistent third segment about a subreddit and some more personal stories.Article 1: Miss Manners: My neighbor throws his dog poop in my truckhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2022/06/03/miss-manners-neighbor-dog-poop/Article 2: Ask Sahaj: I feel guilty about mt lack...

Red Flags

Baby Names

Is a podcast by any other name just as sweet? Welcome back to another episode of big facts no cap. This week the boys talk the prophet Mohhammad, book clubs, and Clint Eastwood's yearly movies. The duo then tackle advice columns on naming lil baby humans and wrap up with a third segment about celebrity baby names. youtube video about Aztec death whistle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NlzT4zKFew Article 1: Advice King: What should I name my twins?https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_cult...

National Hispanic Heritage Month

The photos to make the 3rd segment make any sense https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1gYk_-r-i-OFNKypE-EReFSWlqzCNTaX_/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=115828446110896943082&rtpof=true&sd=true

Kickflips with Dipshits featuring special guest Marshall

Babe wake up, new BFNC guest episode just dropped. That's right we're going back to back. The boys welcome friend, organizer, and bee scientist Marshall. The boys talk the true meaning of being labmates, rock climbing, and Polish nepo babies. They then tackle advice columns on skateboarding and sleep schedules with a bonus skating aperitif. We finish up with a third seggy testing Marshall's ability to pick out quotes from mostly middle aged white men.Aperitif: Ladies Skateworld: What do you...

Snitches and Mice ft Phil aka Uncle Phil aka The Philadelphia PhilHarmonic aka PhilABuster

Don't worry kiddos, zaddy Phillip is home. Yup, another one of those episodes. The boys talk Phil's new rap name, female comedians, and Phil's habit of storming out of podcast recordings when he doesn't agree with the hosts. They then tackle advice columns on pest control and debating internet commenters despite it causing you much mental anguish, two things near and dear to Phil's heart. We finish up with a third seggy testing Phil's pedigree as a true MC. Listen to the end or else Phil mi...

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Bein' Short

< Don't sell this ep short, y'all. The boys discuss wing sauces, season 2 of Taika Waititi's Reservoir Dogs, and Paul's main character syndrome. They then size up the phenomenon that is short kings and their various sized queens. The duo tackle a question about a nazi child and a bridezilla short on options. They wrap up with a third seggy recruiting short kings and queens to play a game of hoops against each other. Article 1: Care and Feedinghttps://slate.com/human-interest/2022/01/short...

Happy Birthday Tim Burton

< Happy birthday, Mr. Burton! The boys celebrate Timmy B's birthday with a macabre episode of gothic fantasy. The boys discuss thermostat settings, hate for uncle joe, and contemporary Egyptian language. They round the episode off with some steamy conversations with the big man himself.Article 1: https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2022/04/05/wedding-dress-advice-black-instead-of-white/7135946001/?gnt-cfr=1Article 2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/09/genderless-pr...

Friday

Crime

Crime, much like podcasting, doesn't pay

Grocery Stores (Pooblicks)

And we back. The boys talk inventing things by drawing them first, Paul getting bullied off twitter, and Barbenheimer. They then dive into the crazy world of grocery stores and tackle two columns about grocery store rules and customs. They wrap up with a third seggy all about head to head grocery store staple match ups. Article 1: Miss Mannershttps://www.mercurynews.com/2022/08/05/miss-manners-the-customer-behind-me-touched-my-items-and-im-still-fuming/amp/ Article 2: Dear Prudence https:/...

Italian Food

Sequels

Zombees

eXtreme Sports

GRADUATION

PRIDE MONTH

Growing Pains

Portland

The boys talk Paul's love for the troops, medical animosity, and the odds of coin flips. They then tackle articles all situated in the context of the city of rosy bridges: Portland. They wrap up with a quiz about whether certain wacky hijinks are true to the weird city of Portland or the kooky sketch show Portlandia.Article 1: The Rumpus: Dear Sugarhttps://therumpus.net/2009/04/how-do-i-get-rid-of-the-defense-mechanisms-ingrained-that-tell-me-i-have-to-battle-to-be-heard-when-everyone-is-a...

Interior Design

World Record

The Usual

First Dates

Coupons