Big Facts No Cap
214 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 days ago -Big Facts, No Cap is an iPod broadcast in which two normal dudes with highly overlapping worldviews give advice to online strangers who will probably never hear it. Using questions from advice columns ranging in scope from dating to pet care to religion and everything in between, Paul and Adrian deliver the best suggestions they can muster off the top of their lovely yet largely vacant heads. The duo’s tough love and hot takes also extend to the advice giver as they critique the published response to each query from the column’s resident expert. Truly a show that no one asked for, Big Facts No Cap is an unapologetic vanity project from two (basically) adult men whose time would probably be better spent fixing their own problems. But hey, that sounds way less fun to listen to, doesn’t it?
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Yung Sheldon
July 12, 2024 21:02 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBsorry this one is late. go do something nice for yourself as an apology
Kings
July 05, 2024 15:02 - 49 minutes - 40.6 MBThe boys talk termites, Supperland brunch, and how the Jaguars need to stay out of Shark's gang territory. They then tackle two advice columns all about King shit before Paul ranks some King based bars. Article 1: Ask Martin Luther King https://kinginstitute.stanford.edu/king-papers/documents/advice-living-13 Article 2: The Fairy Godmother Advice Column https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-fairy-godmother-advice-column/ Third Seggy: King Bar Rankings
Queens
June 28, 2024 15:02 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBZoos
June 21, 2024 15:02 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBThe boys talk Stanley Tucci cocktails, edgy Steve Irwin jokes, and bare/bear traffic. They then tackle two advice columns on zoos/aquaria before ending on a third seggy ranking zoo animals. Article 1: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/12/dear-prudence-animal-rescue-circus.html Article 2: Ask Amy https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2023/07/ask-amy-im-tired-of-zoo-guests-pretending-their-pets-are-service-animals.html?outputType=amp Third Seggy: Zoo animal tier list
Slang
June 14, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBSeason 2
June 07, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBOne Hit Wonder
May 31, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBCollections
May 24, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBRead this, Its more important than this Pod: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1727316024163496355.html
🅱️arcades
May 10, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBYu-Gi-Oh Hakusho with Drake (re-re-release)
May 03, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBTheyre playing basketball We love that basketball Now basketball is my favorite sport I like the way they dribble up and down the court I keep it so fresh on the microphone I like no interruption when the game is on I like slam-dunks that take me to the hoop My favorite play is the alley-oop I like the pick-n-roll I like the give-n-go And its basketball Bow Wow lets go I got the rock in my hands There aint no tellin what i?m go...
Desserts
April 26, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 58 MBAllergies
April 19, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBThe boys discuss SNL pilled Vaudeville shows, overly topical comedians, and 104.7 WNOK the premiere radio station bringing you all the hits across the midlands. They then dive into two columns all about allergies (coincidence that they're both about dogs; that says nothing about us) and wrap up with a third seggy about the saddest films, movies, and cinematic masterpieces (real ones know the difference) out there. Article 1: Dear Denise https://thedailycougar.com/2023/02/15/valentines-day-...
Crash Talk
April 19, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 61 MBPauly, Pauly, you can't hide! The boys got off their bullshit last week just so they could back on their bullshit in this episode. They discuss cub scouts, Adrian's neighbor Tomo, and [redacted]s genital herpes outbreak. They then dive into two columns all about crash talk and wrap up with a third seggy all about the biggest career nosedives of the last couple years. Article 1: Ask TV Scholar https://tvscholar.substack.com/p/ask-tv-scholar-im-scared-to-drive Article 2: Dear Prudence https...
Spring Break
April 05, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBThe boys talk the carbonaro effect, getting zooted off zyn packs, and tv shows about making it in the rap game (Phil TV show up next?). They then dive deep into all the facets of spring break both small and large in two beachy advice columns. They top off the episode with a fresh new third seggy called wiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllld styyyyyyyyyyyyyllle. Article 1: Mrs. McVeigh's Manners https://dfwchild.com/mrs-mcveighs-manners-spring-break-mistake/ Article 2: Stirring the pot https://www.michi...
Celebs
March 29, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBThis ep is all about being toit with your sister, drinking out of straws, and Paul bullying Adrian for his looks (crazy behavior, I know). We then gab all about celebrities in two advice columns and then finish with a third segment about celebrity fan army names (shout out the pisspigs). Article 1: Asking a coworker to introduce me to her celebrity friends https://www.askamanager.org/2017/12/asking-a-coworker-to-introduce-me-to-her-celebrity-friends-losing-expensive-work-equipment-and-mor...
Twins
March 22, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBDisney Parks
March 15, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBLent
March 08, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBNostalgia
March 01, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 78 MBYou're gonna wanna listen to this one while in your pjs on a saturday morning in front of the TV with a big bowl of your favorite cereal. We're talking nostalgia baby. The boys discuss strong coffee, the number of words french people have for snobby ladies, and Adrian's favorite jokes from the era of the Simpsons that he watched. They end with a third seggy testing if they truly are 90s kids based on what things get their nostalgia button pressed. Article 1: Lifehacker https://www.lifehack...
Interviews w/ Jason Benes
February 23, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBAdult Swim
February 16, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBShit Talk
February 09, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 77.6 MBDetention
February 02, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBWe're heading to the principal's office on this one. The boys discuss pizza by the slice shops, Paul and Phil's favorite rapper Gawne, and Paul's failed alter ego. The duo then tackle two advice columns on serving time in the big house (saturday school detention and out of school suspension, that is). They end off with a third segment where they decide which historical figures deserve detention, once and for all. Article 1: Dr. Wallacehttps://thebrunswicknews.com/opinion/advice_columns/can...
Undercover bosses with Philip and Louie
January 26, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBJust wait till your dad gets home! Oh wait, here he is! Phil is back with the boys to discuss Teezo touchdown, undercover bosses, and a mixture of topical and out of date media. The gang then discusses how it takes two to tango among many other dances. Phil then leaves us high and dry for our third segment. Luckily, we had a legendary jazz musician on standby... Article 1: Dance Spirit: I can't figure out my performance facehttps://dancespirit.com/dear-katie-dance-performance-face/ Articl...
Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth
January 19, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBScams
January 12, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 85.4 MBYoung Elders
January 05, 2024 15:01 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBlets put the bfnc back in christmas (re-release)
December 29, 2023 14:34 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBTime to initiate your family to a brand new Christmas tradition where you play the latest episode of BFNC on the speakers for the whole family. And if anyone makes a sound, whispers, uses their phone or goes to the bathroom you shoot them a dirty look and rewind the episode. Hanukkah Sameach Merry Christmas lo, Saturnalia Joyous Kwanza Happy Yule Links to the articles: Article 1- Dear Sugar https://therumpus.net/2010/12/dear-sugar-the-rumpus-advice-column-59-the-holidays-...
let them cook
December 22, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBSodaPop
December 15, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBCowboys (colonizers) vs Indians (indigenous)
December 08, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBDora the explorer
December 01, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 55 MBWith your hosts Diego (Adrian) and Señor Tucán (Paul)
Last Call
November 24, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBFilm we refrence for the third segment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKjg3VeW4LQ
CRINGE
November 17, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 91.6 MBinstead of reading descriptions you should just look in the mirror if you want to understand this ep
Favors
November 10, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 56 MBThe boys discuss hair transplants, the legitimacy of feng shui, and George Bush's masterclass. They then tackle the topic of favors across two columns and finish up with a double third seggy where we do a favor for the people who need it most right now (i.e. Taylor Swift fans). Article 1: When is it okay to help a disabled person?https://folks.pillpack.com/ask-ada-when-is-it-okay-to-help-a-disabled-person/ Article 2: Favor spirals into a complaint trianglehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/ad...
Suburbs
November 03, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBThe boys discuss potato salad, meeting strangers at the bar, and Paul's childhood in the bamboo forest. They then tackle the topic of suburbs in two kooky columns and finish up with a third seggy all about the best suburbia has to offer. Article 1: Reader wants to report neighbors https://www.uexpress.com/life/sense-and-sensitivity/2018/01/11 Article 2: Not yet urban not yet suburban https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/08/friend-secret-about-divorce-dear-prudence-advice.html Third Se...
Halloween
October 27, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 75 MBPhone It In
October 20, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 387 MBThe boys discuss rock formation, Olivier Giroud's heroic performance at the weekend, and Debbie the terrible driver. They then tackle two questions concerning people being lazy and phoning it in. They wrap up with a pretty nonexistent third segment about a subreddit and some more personal stories.Article 1: Miss Manners: My neighbor throws his dog poop in my truckhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2022/06/03/miss-manners-neighbor-dog-poop/Article 2: Ask Sahaj: I feel guilty about mt lack...
Red Flags
October 13, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 74.8 MBBaby Names
October 06, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBIs a podcast by any other name just as sweet? Welcome back to another episode of big facts no cap. This week the boys talk the prophet Mohhammad, book clubs, and Clint Eastwood's yearly movies. The duo then tackle advice columns on naming lil baby humans and wrap up with a third segment about celebrity baby names. youtube video about Aztec death whistle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NlzT4zKFew Article 1: Advice King: What should I name my twins?https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_cult...
National Hispanic Heritage Month
September 29, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBThe photos to make the 3rd segment make any sense https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1gYk_-r-i-OFNKypE-EReFSWlqzCNTaX_/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=115828446110896943082&rtpof=true&sd=true
Kickflips with Dipshits featuring special guest Marshall
September 22, 2023 15:01 - 2 hours - 105 MBBabe wake up, new BFNC guest episode just dropped. That's right we're going back to back. The boys welcome friend, organizer, and bee scientist Marshall. The boys talk the true meaning of being labmates, rock climbing, and Polish nepo babies. They then tackle advice columns on skateboarding and sleep schedules with a bonus skating aperitif. We finish up with a third seggy testing Marshall's ability to pick out quotes from mostly middle aged white men.Aperitif: Ladies Skateworld: What do you...
Snitches and Mice ft Phil aka Uncle Phil aka The Philadelphia PhilHarmonic aka PhilABuster
September 15, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBDon't worry kiddos, zaddy Phillip is home. Yup, another one of those episodes. The boys talk Phil's new rap name, female comedians, and Phil's habit of storming out of podcast recordings when he doesn't agree with the hosts. They then tackle advice columns on pest control and debating internet commenters despite it causing you much mental anguish, two things near and dear to Phil's heart. We finish up with a third seggy testing Phil's pedigree as a true MC. Listen to the end or else Phil mi...
Bein' Short
September 01, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 60 MB< Don't sell this ep short, y'all. The boys discuss wing sauces, season 2 of Taika Waititi's Reservoir Dogs, and Paul's main character syndrome. They then size up the phenomenon that is short kings and their various sized queens. The duo tackle a question about a nazi child and a bridezilla short on options. They wrap up with a third seggy recruiting short kings and queens to play a game of hoops against each other. Article 1: Care and Feedinghttps://slate.com/human-interest/2022/01/short...
Happy Birthday Tim Burton
August 25, 2023 15:01 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB< Happy birthday, Mr. Burton! The boys celebrate Timmy B's birthday with a macabre episode of gothic fantasy. The boys discuss thermostat settings, hate for uncle joe, and contemporary Egyptian language. They round the episode off with some steamy conversations with the big man himself.Article 1: https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2022/04/05/wedding-dress-advice-black-instead-of-white/7135946001/?gnt-cfr=1Article 2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/09/genderless-pr...
Grocery Stores (Pooblicks)
August 04, 2023 15:01 - 59 minutes - 51.2 MBAnd we back. The boys talk inventing things by drawing them first, Paul getting bullied off twitter, and Barbenheimer. They then dive into the crazy world of grocery stores and tackle two columns about grocery store rules and customs. They wrap up with a third seggy all about head to head grocery store staple match ups. Article 1: Miss Mannershttps://www.mercurynews.com/2022/08/05/miss-manners-the-customer-behind-me-touched-my-items-and-im-still-fuming/amp/ Article 2: Dear Prudence https:/...