Bible Stories for Atheists
101 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★★ - 27 ratingsYour guides to the miraculously macabre stories literaly literarily littering the bible.
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1 Kings Pt. 4 - Adventures in Kingdom Splitting
April 14, 2024 10:00 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MBThe kingdom of Israel splits into two separate nations after the death of King Solomon. His son Rehoboam ascends to the throne and when the people ask him to not be a dick like his dad. But his friends goad him into doubling down on his dickishness. He should have listened to Nancy Reagan and just said no to peer pressure! So Jeroboam comes back from Egypt to take control of the northern kingdom of Israel while Rehoboam maintains control of the southern kingdom of Judah (oh yeah, and Benjam...
1 Kings Pt. 3 - A Biblical Guide to Banging 1000 Chicks
March 31, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBSupport the Show. Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/bibleatheists YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists Donate - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/bsfa
1 Kings Pt. 2 - Adventures in Baby Splitting
March 17, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBDavid FINALLY kicks the bucket, but before he does, the good, upright King David, who loved and obeyed God unlike any other king, gives his son a kill list. And boy does Solomon tick off those boxes with gusto. It's a bloody start to the peaceful reign of Solomon. Solomon who had to be the one to build the temple because of all the bloodshed by his father. Weird... God grants Solomon a wish and Solomon asks for wisdom and immediately regrets not wishing for more wishes. Solomon is then ...
(Re-Release) Dr. Sheol's
March 03, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 127 MB“Was the Gospel of John Changed to Suppress Mary Magdalene?” by ReligionForBreakfast – https://youtu.be/rfy6oiB_U-A Crucifying Tony Stark – https://youtu.be/V9_AeLmuRKc?t=120 Turns out Jesus wants us to #TaxTheRich! At least that’s what he tells some Pharisee’s who try to trap him by asking one question and giving up. Also, Jesus is asked important questions such as if a woman clearly kills 7 brothers, all of whom she married, which one will she be married to at the resurrection. Resurre...
1 Kings Pt. 1 - Bosom Buddies
February 18, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBWe kick off 1 Kings by only talking about the first chapter. We've heard the Chronicles' version of Solomon becoming king but now we'll learn the King's version which is very different. The Succession drama is real as David gets sickly and curls up with a pretty young virgin. His oldest son for some reason thinks he's going to be the next king and tries to gather support by throwing a feast. Meanwhile, Solomon's mom convinces David to make Solomon king. And we hear from some Christian past...
2 Samuel Pt. 8 - Numbers and How to Count Them
February 04, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 94.8 MBOh boy! Is this a great episode if you love vague quantities of precious metals and stones. And the names! Oh the names of it all! We're blowing through the ingredients for a temple and plowing right into Solomon skipping the line to be king and David dying. All completely without incident. At least according to the book of Chronicles. Oh yeah! And the bible talks about aliens! We're pretty sure an ET cult has to exist because of this verse. Sorry, I feel like I just keep talking about me...
2 Samuel Pt. 7 - Error 404: God Not Found
January 21, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBWe dig elbow deep into a steaming pile of contradictions, curiosities, and constipated commentary. The unerring bible seems to glitch out on us. The all knowing, all powerful author had an apparent brain fart. 2 Samuel 24 and 1 Chronicles 21 tell the same story but with some pretty significant differences. Like for example, if the bible is in fact perfect, we are left with the only obvious conclusion that God and Satan are the same person. I mean, we never do see them in the same place at t...
2 Samuel Pt. 6 - Man Kisses Gone Wrong
January 07, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 94.8 MBFresh off overthrowing his son fresh off overthrowing him, David deals with a dick dividing his domain to dogshit. - Sheba gets the northern kingdom to split from David, but of course that doesn't last long. - David incredibly has a need to kill even more descendants of Saul. - MOAR GIANTS!!1! - And some politically charged poetry Hearts and kisses, my dear. Hearts. And kisses. Support the Show. Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/bibleat...
The Case for Christ Review, Or: I Don't Need Your Help, But Thanks
December 24, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 97.5 MBHappy holidays all you war on CHRISTmas warriors! We're kicking back and watching that time honored 2017 classic Christmas movie, The Case for Christ. Based on the book of the same name, this follows former "journalist" Lee Strobel as he proves that the path to Christianity is paved with stupid questions. Oh yes, it makes complete sense when you set out on a quest to disprove Christianity to only focus on one part of the claim. Ignore the Old Testament. Ignore the inconsistent theology....
(Re-Release) Holy Sheet
December 10, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBWe continue our series on Acts starting with a story about a Sorcerer named Simon. A guy named Philip meets an unnamed Ethiopian eunuch who is really into a prophesy that Philip completely gets wrong. Also it turns out Christians can teleport. We have a real Saul on the road to Damascus moment, when we talk about Saul on the road to Damascus. We talk about the most important woman to never get any attention in bible. And Herod dies at the end in a really crazy way. Sorry, just kinda th...
(Re-Release) Goodness Gracious Great Tongues of Fire!
November 26, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBWe kick off our series on the book of Acts and start with yet another telling of the ascension of Jesus. Slightly different from Luke but very different from the other gospels. Judas gets replaced. The Holy Spirit comes on everyone at the Pentecost! Lapping up their loins with tongues of fire. And the early church starts getting persecuted simply for yelling at everyone that they killed Jesus. Support the Show. Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com Reddit - https://www.reddi...
2 Samuel Pt. 5 - TREE-Son
November 12, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBDavid's been kicked out of his kingdom by his son and returns to the wilderness. Luckily his son seems to have really bad advisors. We get some crazy propaganda. As always. And the feud between David and his son is resolved. David definitely had nothing to do with it. This is our last episode for about a month and a half and I'm just ready to be done with this episode description. But Happy Thanksgiving! Unless you're Native American, then we're sorry. And Yo Saturnalia! Support the Sho...
2 Samuel Pt. 4 - Uhhhgghghggghgggghhhhhh
October 29, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 112 MBUgh uhhh ugh. Ughg ghgggh uggghhh ughg guhg. Ugh ghhhgh ugh God ughg. Ugh ugh ghgugh ugh bible bullshit. Ughg ugh uhghghg ghg ugh. Ugh gugh ugh David. Ugh ugh ghgugh fucked up rich kids. Ughghghg ugh ghughg ugh runs like a wuss. Ugh gghgu ugh gugh incest rape. Ugh ghgh uguhg the speaker of the national house of representatives gets his moral guidance from this book. Ugh. Just fucking ugh. Support the Show. Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com Reddit - https://www.reddit.com...
2 Samuel Pt. 3 - Ewe, David!
October 22, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 128 MBWelp, talk about a roller coaster. We start with David getting God's promise to have a descendant on the throne forever (fingers likely crossed), to adultery, murder and divine infanticide. But dudes in dresses reading children's books, that's the problem? It's the story of Bathsheba. And by the story of Bathsheba, I mean she was present for some events that David was pretty much doing. Finally, we discover, yet again, that the God of the bible has no problem with abortion. Queue up the...
2 Samuel Pt. 2 - ChippenDavids
October 15, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBLike with all the other enemies of David, things really fall apart for Saul's son, Ishbaal. I won't spoil anything but he dies and David becomes king of the entire land of Israel and Judah. We start really getting into 1 Chronicles and talk about where the book came from and the differences with the books of Samuel and Kings. We find out that David really can't stand the blind and lame. Therefore, he wants his people to attack the Jebusites by climbing up a well. That's the kind of reas...
2 Samuel Pt. 1 - Abner's Series of Unfortunate Events
October 08, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 98.8 MBWe kick off 2 Samuel with David "mourning" for his dead "friends" that he "didn't have killed". And actually immediately we start with a completely different version of how Saul died. Which kicks off the bullshit parade of David being absolutely perfect and having no malice for his enemies who just happen to keep dropping dead as soon as he leaves the room. It turns out Saul had another son who didn't die on the battle field, named Ishbaal. We start seeing Ishbaal wasn't really the fighti...
(Re-Release) Better Call Paul
October 01, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 136 MBBetween Linz having a migraine and our self isolating due to a COVID exposure, this episode was doomed to be amazing. This is the third installment of our 4 part series on the Book of Acts and it starts with a freakin' wizard! A wizard named Bar-wait for it-Jesus! In the middle of cursing the wizard, Saul changes his name to Paul and will never be called by his dead name again. We find out Jesus' preferred penises. There's some trouble in paradise when Mark (last name Ono, we're guessing)...
Eye C.U.P.s
September 24, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBWe're taking a break from the bible to learn a little about some ancient superstitions. Well, OTHER ancient superstitions. Have you ever had a baby give you menacing grimace? Has an ex-lover given you a chilling side-eye? Have you ever been some where in public and possibly had someone look at you even without your knowledge? THEN YOU MAY BE CURSED! But don't worry. I have a charm to sell you that can take it away. It's called a Hamsa Hand and it blocks the Evil Eye. This superstition soak...
1 Samuel Pt. 8 - Saul, You in Danger, Girl!
September 17, 2023 08:00 - 42 minutes - 58.8 MBWe wrap up the book of 1 Samuel and even though Samuel has been dead for a while he's not going to let that stop him from showing up in his own book. David's town gets raided but luckily the raiders are much better people than David is. They leave all the women and children alive when they take them. Then David shows up to take them back and kills all of their people. But at least he's not a dick to the folks watching the purses while they're gone! And Saul comes to a tragic end in battle....
1 Samuel Pt. 7 - Easing Nature with Saul
September 10, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 93 MBDavid goes on the run from Saul! Ducking his attempts to capture him and living life as a fugitive. Just like that Harrison Ford movie. What was it called? Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull? Good thing for Saul, when David gets a chance to kill him he chooses not to. And Saul sees the errors of his ways, forgiving David for the wrong doing he didn't do and let's him go. Good thing for Saul, when David gets a chance to kill him he chooses not to. And Saul sees the errors of his ways, for...
1 Samuel Pt. 6 - The Gayest Story Ever Told
September 03, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBBREAKING NEWS: Saul sours on short sultry servant, David! See! I could have written headlines during bible times. Talk about a short honeymoon period. David gets done killing Goliath and immediately some school girls come up with a jump rope song about David killing more people than Saul. So Saul gets all agro and starts throwing spears around willy nilly. Meanwhile, David finds love with Saul's son, Jonathan. Unfortunately, Jonathan seems like he must be prettier than he is smart. He co...
1 Samuel Pt. 5 - He Might Be Giant?
August 27, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 99.6 MBWe finally cover the ultimate David and Goliath story... David and Goliath! God, tired of having a tall, handsome king, has shifted his focus to a short, handsome king. And like an 80s New York real estate baron, he doesn't give a shit if there's overlap. Like maybe file for divorce BEFORE anointing the next one, right? We also find a big narrative flaw when David is hired to play the lyre for Saul and David becomes like a member of the royal family. Then in the Goliath story Saul suddenl...
(Re-release) Nativity: The Musical
August 20, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBMerry Christmas, sinners & sodomites! In this week’s episode we dive into the gospels with the birth of our lord and savior. A story so vital and so foundational to the religion that it only appears in two of the gospels. But that’s ok, because in the two we have the stories line up perfectly, with minor exceptions for the time, place, events and people. That’s right, we’ll hear a story about a small family on the run from an evil king escaping to Egypt. Then we’ll hear about a small family...
(Re-Release) Nativity: The Musical
August 20, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBMerry Christmas, sinners & sodomites! In this week’s episode we dive into the gospels with the birth of our lord and savior. A story so vital and so foundational to the religion that it only appears in two of the gospels. But that’s ok, because in the two we have the stories line up perfectly, with minor exceptions for the time, place, events and people. That’s right, we’ll hear a story about a small family on the run from an evil king escaping to Egypt. Then we’ll hear about a small family...
1 Samuel Pt. 4 - God's Not Here Man
August 13, 2023 10:00 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MBOk. NOW Saul is king, I guess. So there is your happy ending to the story. Nothing could possibly-- What's that? God's already done with him? Ughhhhhh... Saul pisses off the all powerful Lord by cooking meat without a license. Samuel pulled him over and cited him for sacrificing without bribing a priest. Thus our God of Love passes judgement like a coked out squirrel. Saul's son, Jonathan, carries out a plan so vague the Philistines never saw it coming and he deals a massive defeat to them...
1 Samuel Pt. 3 - Samuel Saw Saul
August 06, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBI know what you're thinking. WHEN THE HELL IS ISRAEL GOING TO HAVE A KING!??!!? I know. It's frustrating. I've been there many times before. But in the words of esteemed Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Samuel begrudgingly tells everyone that since they have rejected God being their king, probably because nothing seemed to get done, that he's going to appoint a king for them. And luckily the most handsome and tallest guy in Israel just happens to stop by looking for ass....
1 Samuel Pt. 2 - Tumors of the Lost Ark
July 30, 2023 10:00 - 59 minutes - 81.4 MBIn our second episode on 1 Samuel it's all about the Ark of the Covenant! That's right, the GodBox that guarantees victory over your enemies. And we start with a story of Israel not only losing to their enemies but having the Ark stolen from them... So what was the point of the Ark again? God gets real testy with the folks who steal the Ark. Of course, he could get the Ark back in all kinds of non-violent ways if he, in his divine goodness, chose to. But he just gives everyone cancer and h...
1 Samuel Pt. 1 - Womb Raider
July 23, 2023 10:00 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MBKicking off a new bible book strong with talk of barren women, boarding school, priests mistaking prayer for drunkenness, and shitty sons who steal meat. That's right, what other book could this be than 1 Samuel? Samuel is the profit (sp?) that ends up appointing Saul to be king, realizing that was a fuck up and then appointing David, which works out completely fine with no issues at all. And this is starts his origin story. We learn about Samuel's barren mother, Hannah, who only gets pre...
50 Shades of Heeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!
July 16, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBWOO HOO! 50 EPISODES! So there's that. We are joined by Josh's mom, Jill to give us a Christian perspective as we talk all things Christian. We talk about everything in this SEO-friendly bullet list: Leaving religion The Waco miniseries 7th Day Adventists A crazy Jehovah's Witness dream Jill had Trixie Mattel Pornhub Church abuse Sister Cindy Healing autism Blood transfusions And child marriage Thank you to everyone who has supported us over the last two years! We love you! Sup...
Judges Pt. 4 - You've Got Mail... Femail
July 02, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBWrapping up Judges with some good old fashioned sexism, violence and mayhem! If you thought Jephthah's story was tragic, just you wait. We meet a certain Levite who turns out to be Moses' grandson. An ambitious young man who doesn't seem to be bothered by Micah breaking all the laws his grandfather came up with. And when his concubine runs away he has a hell of a time bringing her home. There's really just no good way of summing this up without giving away what happens. So you have to list...
Judges Pt. 3 - 30 Things I Hate About You
June 18, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBOoooh boy. This episode was so good we had to record it twice! We start off with an amazing story about a father and daughter and the things we do for the Lord. And the things the Lord lets us do for him despite being a loving, all knowing and all powerful Lord. Our first Judge this episode is Jephthah. A guy that likes to make weirdly specific promises to God if he helps him kill his enemies. Our second Judge is a guy you may have heard of before. He's the biggest prima donna in the bib...
(Re-Release) You're a Good Man, Pontius Pilate
June 04, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBThis is it folks. The crucifixion. The grand climax. Where God’s Holy Spirit comes on all of us. But first we find out what happened to Judas, who realized what a Judas he had been to Jesus. But of course, no one can say for sure what happened to him. Jesus is put on trial before Pontius Pilate who oddly comes across as a pretty decent dude. Too decent, mayhaps. And Jewish people seem to be suspiciously too eager to have Jesus killed and save ANOTHER JESUS! And finally we discuss the cr...
Judges Pt. 2 - God's Seventh Evil Ex-Boyfriend
May 21, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 133 MBThe bible is SO PRO-WOMAN! As you'll be able to tell from the story of Deborah, the only female Judge. Her story is well balanced in comparison to the story of Gideon, the other Judge for this episode. Gideon is the closest we get to a scientist in the bible, what with his not trusting a single sign from God and requiring further evidence. Moist, soggy evidence. Unfortunately Gideon wasn't much of a dad to his 71 kids, so one of them kills almost all of the other 70 and tries to take over ...
Judges Pt. 1 - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
May 07, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 120 MBSit down, Judge Judy! We're talking about Judge SHAMGAR!!! That's an EPIC name for a judge, isn't it? It's going to be an amazing story, right!? The point of the Book of Judges is to fill in the gaps between Joshua and the Israelites "demanding" their first king. A cycle, similar to Exodus, where the chosen people continually let God down, get spanked by God, come back to God, and God forgives until they let God down again. Over and over and over. We dig into the first 3 stories of Judges....
Joshua Pt. 3 - Josh Dies at the End
April 23, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 139 MBWe wrap up the Book of Joshua and boy does it make time stand still. Apparently God makes the sun stand still for a whole day and somehow that didn't cause everything and everyone to go flying off into space. Why would a god capable of doing that tell people to kill each other? Probably to teach us a lesson about faithfulness. Excuse the meow's in the background. We did our best but Frodo just couldn't help sharing his thoughts and opinions. He's a Hare Krishna and a real see-you-next-Tues...
Easter - Chocolate Covered Zombie Jesus
April 09, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 99.5 MBYou remember that part of the bible when Jesus performed the miracle of getting a rabbit to lay chocolate, cream filled eggs? No? Well then you're just not reading the bible right. We dig into what the hell happened for Christians to turn Jesus' resurrection into a fertility festival geared toward grooming children into their "lifestyle". Eostre, Ishtar, Ostara, Esther, and Easter. Just getting this all in for SEO purposes. We talk about all of them. How they connect and how they don't. ...
Joshua Pt. 2 - Joshua and the Giant Heap
March 26, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBWe all remember the songs about Joshua and the Battle of Jericho and the cartoons and the children's books. All those glorious money-making forms of "art" that taught children valuable lessons about walking in circles around a city and not shouting until God says it's ok, while ignoring that the story was about divinely mandated genocide. Let's play a drinking game. Every time God says kill kids, you drink. (Don't really do this. I'm not legally responsible for your alcohol poisoning.) Jo...
Joshua Pt. 1 - Rinse and Repeat, Repeat and Rinse
March 12, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBI'll be honest. This episode is about crossing a river. We cover 5 chapters of the bible, and at the beginning of it some people are on one side of a river, and at the end those people are on the other side of the river. If you're into rivers, this episode is for you. If you loved River Phoenix in the 1992 cinema masterpiece "Sneakers" then this episode is for you. If you loved the 1992 cinema masterpiece "A River Runs Through It" this episode is NOT for you. That movie was about going dow...
(Re-Release) All About the He Said, She Said Bull$#!*
February 26, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBWhile reading Genesis in our first several episodes, I noticed odd things. The same stories repeated, stories with inconsistent details, and conflicting commandments. Things I’m sure I noticed growing up as a Christian, but I wrote off as a lack of biblical knowledge on my part. I started doing research into what modern science and scholars can tell us about the actual history of the bible and the people it talks about. What I found cracked my view of the world apart like the first time evo...
Jonah - What an Ashole!
February 12, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBWe finally cover the story of the little wooden prophet who wanted to be a real boy so bad he ended up in the belly of a whale. Ok, so he wasn't wooden, didn't want to be a real boy, and it was a fish and not a whale. But still! Hear the iconic tale of Jonah being swallowed for a fi... oh it's over? Just like that, it's just done? Well how are we going to sell children's books based on this? Children and their parents aren't going to read the original story so we can make up stuff to fill ...
The Book of Josh
January 29, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 138 MBWe dive deep into Josh. Or at least Josh's past. How he went from devout Christian to a raging atheist. Was it because of all the Carmen, dc talk, and POD he listened to growing up? Was it because he learned about creationism from Canned Hamm? Was it because he went to a Christian university that didn't allow dancing? Nope. Ultimately it's God's fault. Big thank you to a couple listeners for sharing their stories about waking up and dropping belief in the Jehovah's Witnesses! Support th...
Esther - Haman Pockets
January 15, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBWe take on the 2nd and last book named for a woman. Will she be a feminist icon? No. I'll just let you know that now. But she will make a few decisions for herself. So yay for progress. Have you ever wondered, "What's up with the Jewish holiday of Purim?" I know you have. I heard you whispering about it into your pillow at night. "Where did Purim come from?" you asked into what you thought was the empty darkness of your bedroom. Quieter than silence, your quivering voice asks, "Why are they...
Dognapping a Fuckuski
January 01, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBHappy New Year all you sinners and sodomites! We're having ourselves a laid back episode where we go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole on Yzidism, a religion where one of the central figures is a Peacock Angel. And we talk about a great post a listener left on our subreddit. Pardon the goddamn husky belonging to our neighbor barking in the background practically the entire time. And our cat, Frodo, jumping in with his own meowing. I guess animals aren't our target demographic. Support the Sh...
Ruth - Why Don't You Come Up and Uncover My Feet Sometime?
December 18, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 45.3 MBThis week we blow through Ruth, one of the shorter books of the bible, in a single episode. We find out about Naomi, whose sons break religious law by marrying Moabite women, not that anyone mentions that. But when her husband and sons die in seemingly unrelated events, Naomi and her daughter-in-law, Ruth, return to Judah. Naomi and Ruth work on getting Ruth married off to one of Naomi's rich cousins because in this Christian "feminism" tale, you can't be a woman of value without a rich ...
Job Pt. 2 - Winter is Coming, and So is God
December 04, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MBYou know that feeling when you're talking with 3 of your friends in poetic verse for a few days and then you find out there was another guy there the entire time? Job does. This young guy, Elihu, apparently has been there this entire time and is pissed off at everybody. He goes on a rant and then disappears into the background again. Almost as if he was just an afterthought by the writer. Then God finally addresses Job's complaints about killing his family, servants, and livestock by poin...
Job Pt. 1 - Mouth Relief... Just, Mouth Relief.
November 20, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 53.5 MBWe kick off a two part series on the Book of Job. That weird book people LOVE to talk about but no one reads... I guess that's not specific enough. That weird book where god suddenly unleashes unending cruelty on someone for no reason... I guess that's not specific enough. It's the one where god makes a bet with Satan that he has Job gaslit enough that if he completely ruined Job's life Job would still worship him. But remember, God is Love. The book is almost completely written in poetry...
How to do a Podcast in a God Honoring Way
October 23, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBWe set the "good" book aside for the week and pull up some "meh" videos on modern Christianity. We react to way out of the logical box thinking on religion. Meet Tim Mackie, one of the founders of Bible Project. Tim has some interesting ideas on the nature of God's space and Earth's space. And how they overlaPAH. Unfortunately we never are told the reason for Space's space. And we jump on the shitposting bandwagon of Girl Defined. These Texas twerps for Jesus tell girls having sexual urge...
Acts Pt. 4 - Mr. Paul Goes to Rome
October 09, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBWe wrap up our 4 part series on the book of Acts and hear all about Paul's retirement in Rome. But that's skipping ahead. First off, the unchanging, infallible Holy Spirit kicks off this episode by changing their mind on Paul going to Jerusalem. But don't worry, Paul ignores it and there is no consequences. Paul has to prove his Judaism to the Christians. If that sounds like it doesn't make any sense, you're right. But in doing so he ends up getting arrested for being harassed. I bet he go...
Acts Pt. 3 - Better Call Paul
September 25, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBBetween Linz having a migraine and our self isolating due to a COVID exposure, this episode was doomed to be amazing. This is the third installment of our 4 part series on the Book of Acts and it starts with a freakin' wizard! A wizard named Bar-wait for it-Jesus! In the middle of cursing the wizard, Saul changes his name to Paul and will never be called by his dead name again. We find out Jesus' preferred penises. There's some trouble in paradise when Mark (last name Ono, we're guessing)...
Lilac in the Briar Patch
September 11, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBWe’re taking a short break from our series on the book of Acts this week to talk with Lilac, a teenager who was kicked out of her home because of religious issues with her Jehovah’s Witness family. The first part of the episode, I’ll explain to Linz how I found out what was going on with Lilac and get Linz’s reaction. And in the second part we have a call with Lilac. If you’re interested in helping out Lilac, here is her Go Fund Me link. https://gofund.me/d83afbc7 And her artist insta is...