Bible Brothers
251 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago -Comedy writers Dan Klein and Robert Padnick have never read The Bible... until now! Join them every Sunday as they read it from front to back and see what the big whoop is.
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AN UPDATE FROM ROBOT ROBERT
April 19, 2024 20:55 - 1 minute - 1.4 MBRobot Robert, a new AI-generated feature of the Bible Brothers Corporation, announces an update regarding new episodes.
147. Robert's Not-Farewell
February 25, 2024 08:00 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MBRobert gives a heartfelt, "I gotta go for a second," and Dan dreams of the future of Bible Brothers. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
146. 1 Samuel 31 & Matthew 1 - Coop-a-thon: Live and Uncut
October 22, 2023 10:52 - 2 hours - 139 MBSaul commits harakiri, and Jesus says his first words! Meanwhile the Bros. try to raise funds to pay Cooper back for his years of bondage. You can contribute on Venmo @Cooper_Peltz ❤️ Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
145. 1 Samuel 27 - Ghost Sighting at the Wizard Ghetto
September 24, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBSaul has a spooky time while the guys flesh out their plan for a Coop-a-thon -- happening on Discord on October 8th! Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
144. 1 Samuel 27 - David the Master Manipulator
September 17, 2023 07:00 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MBDavid pulls a Bugs Bunny while the guys announce a new special episode. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
143. 1 Samuel 25 - The Death of Samuel
August 27, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBSamuel dies which is like the shortest death of anyone who has a book of the bible named after them, while the guys stumble upon a new blockbuster supervillain: Edward Cocoman. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
142. 1 Samuel 23 - Saul vs David: A Looney Tunes Special
August 20, 2023 07:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBSaul and David have a classic cat and mouse thing going while the Bros. really bring the heat. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
141. 1 Samuel 21 - Doeg the Bounty Hunter
August 13, 2023 07:51 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBDavid accidentally gets a whole town killed and the Bros. are actually enjoying the storytelling??? Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
140. 1 Samuel 19 - The Psychadelic Prophecy Wall
August 06, 2023 07:13 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBApparently prophesying is contagious, and the Bros. discover the inspiration for a classic Ferris Bueller gag. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
139. 1 Samuel 17 - David & Goliath: A Real David Vs Goliath Story
July 30, 2023 07:00 - 52 minutes - 48 MBDavid has his third origin story while the Bros. speculate on what Saul can do with 100 Philistine foreskins. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
138. 1 Samuel 15 - King David the Little Hottie
July 23, 2023 07:00 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBGod finds a hot new king while the Bros. ask the big questions. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
137. 1 Samuel 13 - Me Want Honeycomb
July 16, 2023 08:48 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBThe Israelites play a game of hide and seek with the Philistines, while the Bros. dream of being in an exotic train station. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
136. 1 Samuel 11 - Cool Villain Alert
July 02, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MBA cool villain threatens Israel -- how long will he last against Saul? Meanwhile the Bros. dream of paying off Cooper. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
135. 1 Samuel 9 - A Star is Born
June 25, 2023 07:21 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBIsrael finally gets their king they've been begging for, and the guys have some hot takes on prophecy. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
134. 1 Samuel 7 - Hey, We're FINE
June 11, 2023 07:00 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBWe get a Behind the Music doc about Samuel, and the Bros. have an existential crisis. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
133. 1 Samuel 5 - God and the House of Dagon (Dragon?)
June 04, 2023 07:38 - 37 minutes - 34 MBGod takes a field trip to Philistine country while the Bros. leave us on a cliffhanger. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
132. 1 Samuel 3 - Israel's Red Wedding
May 28, 2023 07:00 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MBPretty much everyone you've heard of so far? Dead. The Bros. discuss the pros of pantheism. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
131. 1 Samuel 1 - Lofi Bible Reading to Lose Your Mind to
May 21, 2023 07:00 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBThere's a new god baby in town and the Bros. expand into the lofi/trance music space. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
130. Ruth 3 - Ruth Seduces a DILF?
April 02, 2023 07:00 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MBRuth pulls some sexy moves on the threshing floor while Robert and Dan manufacture some banter. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
129. Ruth 1 - Is This the Plot of Pretty Woman?
March 26, 2023 07:04 - 44 minutes - 41 MBRuth starts off slow while Robert forgets how to read the Bible and Dan can't understand a thing. Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
128. JUDGES 20 - CHUNK LIVE: The Finale
February 05, 2023 08:55 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBWill Benjamin be exiled from the tribes of Israel? Will the Bros. sell out their t-shirts? Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
127. JUDGES 18 - CHUNK LIVE: The Haunting of Gibeah
January 29, 2023 08:00 - 48 minutes - 44.3 MBTruly unspeakable things are going down in the Bible as the Bros. record live on Discord! Get your Bible Brothers merch here!!! https://bible-brothers.myshopify.com Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
126. JUDGES 16 - Samson: Just a Big Kinky Guy
January 22, 2023 09:56 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MBSamson is the Tiger Woods of his day, and the Bros. come up with new No Fear shirt ideas. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
125. JUDGES 14 - Samson Kills Simba??
January 15, 2023 08:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBSamson is no longer a baby and he's absolutely wrecking the Philistines (who are dumb?), and the Bros. come to terms with a coup in the organization. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
124. JUDGES 10 - Shibboleth or Sibboleth?
January 08, 2023 08:44 - 34 minutes - 31.2 MBTriple H plays word games with the Ephraimites, and the Bros. persevere through a demoralizing setback. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
123. JUDGES 9 - A Certain... WOMAN???
January 01, 2023 08:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBGideon's son goes absolute sicko mode on his brothers, and the Bros. meet another instant classic Bible character. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
122. JUDGES 7 - Gideon & God: Two Wild & Crazy Guys
December 25, 2022 08:00 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBGod has finally found someone who will match his chaos energy, and that's a good thing? Somehow the Bible is defying all odds and has continued to be good for the third week in a row! How long will this last? Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
121. JUDGES 5 - God's Hot Soup
December 18, 2022 08:00 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBDeborah sings the best song we've heard and Gideon may have found The Mask. The Bros. knock out their second Studio Chunk of Judges. A+ Bible. Five Stars. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
120. JUDGES 3 - The Very Fat King
December 11, 2022 08:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBThe boys are back! The Judges are judging! The Bible is good??? Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
119. JUDGES 2 - Breaking Bad
September 25, 2022 08:00 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBGod is basically Walter White and the Israelites are Jesse. Also, where is all the milk and honey?? Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
118. Judges 1 - Part 2: Is The Bible A Cautionary Tale?
September 18, 2022 08:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBThe Bible Brothers stumble upon an interesting theory: maybe the Bible was written to show us how NOT to be? It kind of makes sense! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
117. JUDGES 1 - Part One: The Extended Bible Universe aka The Bibleverse
September 11, 2022 08:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBThe rapid fire of Biblical events are interrupted by the Bible Brothers' brilliant cinematic idea for The Bibleverse. Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
116. JOSHUA FINALE!
September 04, 2022 08:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBJosh does a little "best of" recap before kickin' the bucket. Now let's get to the judgin'! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
115. JOSHUA 22 - Do It For Love
August 28, 2022 08:00 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBAn old, dying Joshua has some last words for the Israelites. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
114. JOSHUA 20 - Slayer City: The Video Game
August 21, 2022 07:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBGod is back on his Slayer City b.s. but it at least inspires a great video game this time. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
113. JOSHUA 18 - Last of The Lots
August 14, 2022 08:00 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MBWe're pretty sure these are the last boring descriptions of land inheritances, and unfortunately they're so boring the Bible Brothers have decided to try and entertain you with some old radio skits. 5 Stars for effort? Please? Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
112. JOSHUA 16 - Chop Down Some Trees & Get Some Slaves
August 07, 2022 07:04 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MBSome tribes want more land and Joshua gets sassy. And things go horribly wrong for The Bros. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
111. JOSHUA 15 - The "Mapkin" Contest w/NICK THORBURN & DAVID O'REILLY
July 31, 2022 08:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBNICK THORBURN & DAVID O'REILLY join the Bible Brothers for arguably the most boring chapters in Bible history. But it led us to come up with a contest at least. Send in those map drawings! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
110. JOSHUA 13 - Caleb, The Wily Ol' Vet
July 24, 2022 08:00 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MBBear with us this episode. There's a lot of talk about land rites -- YAWN! But then Caleb shows up, and sure he's older now, but he wants what was promised to him dammit! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
109. JOSHUA 11 - The Bible's Weird Counting System
July 17, 2022 11:42 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBAs the Bible goes over the number of kings killed by the Israelites, it busts out a very weird counting system. Seriously it's so weird. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
108. JOSHUA 9 - Weird Moldy Bread Trick
July 10, 2022 07:10 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBSome guys concoct a weird plan to trick the Israelites into a covenant by acting like helpless old people with moldy old bread. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
107. JOSHUA 8 - Cheat To Win
July 03, 2022 08:00 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBThe Israelites have the biggest, scariest army, but they're still gonna do some weird little cheats to make sure they win. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
106. JOSHUA 6 - Joshua Confronts A Psychopatch
June 26, 2022 08:00 - 27 minutes - 24.9 MBSome guy steals gold from God, and he doesn't seem to be too mad about being sentenced to death. Also, some technical difficulties FOR WHICH WE ARE VERY SORRY! Please don't be mad at us. WE WILL FIX THIS. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
105. JOSHUA 4 - Double Circumcisions?!
June 19, 2022 08:00 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MBJust when you thought The Bible might never mention circumcisions again, not only does it bring it up out of nowhere, but now it says guys are getting two of them! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
104. JOSHUA 1 - Spies & Prostitutes
June 12, 2022 08:00 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MBJoshua throws us right smack in the middle of a James Bond movie! Stuff is happening again. Yay! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
103. THE DEUTERONOMY FINALE!
June 04, 2022 08:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBIt's over. We did it, you guys. Wow. Time to bring on, Josh! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
102. DEUTERONOMY 31 - The Perfect Song
May 22, 2022 07:00 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBRight before Moses dies, he suddenly decides to write and perform the perfect song. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
101. DEUTERONOMY 29 - Strong Drink
May 15, 2022 08:00 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MBWARNING: These chapters are pretty boring, but don't worry: Dan and Robert learn about Strong Drink! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
100. DEUTERONOMY 27 - Curses!
May 08, 2022 08:00 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBIf you don't follow the word of God you gonna get cursed! This week, Dan (aka Pelé) and Robert read a big long list of curses! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers
99. DEUTERONOMY 27 - Curses!
May 08, 2022 08:00 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBIf you don't follow the word of God you gonna get cursed! This week, Dan (aka Pelé) and Robert read a big long list of curses! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers