Better Than Super Mario Bros.
51 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago -Delving into cinema's sewers and retrieving the biggest turds
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In the Name of the King
June 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark are joined by friend, collaborator and serial Statham apologist Helen MacIntyre for a look back at Uwe Boll’s “In the Name of the King” […]
Mortal Kombat
May 08, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 90 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark fundamentally disagree on the merits of this film, this franchise, and beat-em-ups in general.
Mortal Kombat (1995. Dir. Paul WS Anderson)
May 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 90 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark fundamentally disagree on the merits of this film, this franchise, and beat-em-ups in general.
Suburban Commando
April 10, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 79 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark cap off Wrestlemania season with a look back at Hulk Hogan’s first attempt at a comedy feature, including a rare non-kayfabe appearance from “The […]
Suburban Commando (1991. Dir. Burt Kennedy)
April 10, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark cap off Wrestlemania season with a look back at Hulk Hogan’s first attempt at a comedy feature, including a rare non-kayfabe appearance from “The […]
Psycho (1998. Dir. Gus Van Sant)
March 13, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark can’t decide if this is a dour remake, devoid of anything resembling a good film, or a bold and ballsy experiment. Either way, what […]
Psycho
March 13, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark can’t decide if this is a dour remake, devoid of anything resembling a good film, or a bold and ballsy experiment. Either way, what […]
Showgirls (1995. Dir. Paul Verhoeven)
February 13, 2021 06:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBHey, everyone – what’s your favourite scary movie? That’s right, folks – in this episode Chris and Mark revisit the film nominated for more Razzies than any other as Elizabeth […]
Showgirls
February 13, 2021 05:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBHey, everyone – what’s your favourite scary movie? That’s right, folks – in this episode Chris and Mark revisit the film nominated for more Razzies than any other as Elizabeth […]
Howard the Duck (1986. Dir. Willard Huyck)
January 16, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 88 MBGeorge Lucas presents the only Marvel film more maligned than Iron Man 2, starring an anthropomorphic duck, Jeffrey Jones and Lea Thompson’s underwear. Howard the Duck on IMDB For video, […]
Howard the Duck
January 16, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 88 MBGeorge Lucas presents the only Marvel film more maligned than Iron Man 2, starring an anthropomorphic duck, Jeffrey Jones and Lea Thompson’s underwear.
Jack Frost (1997. Dir. Michael Cooney)
December 19, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBIn this festive episode, we take a look at a BANANAS tale of serial killer turned snowman Jack Frost, made with one third of a soup commercial’s budget. Because that’s […]
Jack Frost
December 19, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBIn this festive episode, we take a look at a BANANAS tale of serial killer turned snowman Jack Frost, made with one third of a soup commercial’s budget. Because that’s […]
The Happytime Murders (Dir. Brian Henson, 2018)
November 14, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark hit the jackpot – a noir whodunnit with sweary muppets and the prince of puppetry. What could go wrong? Quite a lot, as it […]
The Happytime Murders
November 14, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark hit the jackpot – a noir whodunnit with sweary muppets and the prince of puppetry. What could go wrong? Quite a lot, as it […]
The Haunted Mansion
October 17, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark keep things spooky as we hit our Halloween special – a look back at a film with a crypt-full of potential but none of […]
The Haunted Mansion (2003. Dir. Rob Minkoff)
October 17, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark keep things spooky as we hit our Halloween special – a look back at a film with a crypt-full of potential but none of […]
365 Days (2020. Dir. Barbara Bialowas & Tomasz Mandes)
August 01, 2020 05:19 - 2 hours - 114 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark take a look at 2020’s surprise Netflix hit about kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome and semi-consensual blow-jobs – the Polish attempt at “50 Shades” which was […]
365 Days
August 01, 2020 05:00 - 2 hours - 114 MBIn this episode, Chris and Mark take a look at 2020’s surprise Netflix hit about kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome and semi-consensual blow-jobs – the Polish attempt at “50 Shades” which was […]
Mac & Me
July 04, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 93 MBHappy Fourth of July, Folk! In this episode Chris and Mark take on the film which should have been called “E.T. 2 – Coke Addict” – featuring wheelchair stunts – […]
Mac and Me (1988. Dir. Stewart Raffill)
July 04, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBHappy Fourth of July, folks! In this episode, Chris and Mark take on the film which should’ve been called “E.T 2: Coke Addict“, featuring wheelchair stunts, the restorative powers of […]
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988. Dir. Stephen Chiodo)
May 16, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBIn this episode Chris and Mark venture to the Big Top as alien clowns wrap the inhabitants of a small town in candy floss and drink them through bendy-straws, Because […]
Killer Klownz from Outer Space
May 16, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 86 MBIn this episode Chris and Mark venture to the Big Top as alien clowns wrap the inhabitants of a small town in candy floss and drink them through bendy-straws, Because […]
Zack & Miri Make a Porno
April 04, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 77 MBIn this episode, we lay everything bare as we discuss a central character’s lack of character, atrocious stereotypes, and the missing film within the film as our hero @thatKevinSmith gets […]
Zack & Miri Make A Porno (2008. Dir. Kevin Smith)
April 04, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBIn this episode, we lay everything bare as we discuss a central character’s lack of character, atrocious stereotypes, and the missing film within the film as our hero @thatKevinSmith gets […]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992. Dir. Fran Rubel Kuzui)
March 07, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 99.5 MBIn this episode Chris and Mark discuss the origins of greatness, early work from Academy Award winners @benaffleck and @hilaryswank, the subsequent TV show which first brought them together (in […]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
March 07, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 99 MBIn this episode Chris and Mark discuss the origins of greatness, early work from Academy Award winners Ben Affleck and Hilary Swank, the subsequent TV show which first brought them […]
Suicide Squad (2016. Dir. David Ayer)
February 08, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBWith Birds of Prey in cinemas now, we thought we’d go back and give the much-maligned Suicide Squad the once over.
Suicide Squad
February 08, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 83 MBWith Birds of Prey in cinemas now, we thought we’d go back and give the much-maligned Suicide Squad the once over.
Elves (1989. Dir. Jeffrey Mandel)
December 14, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 94.3 MBHo! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! We kick off this festive season with possibly the most asinine attempt at filmmaking ever witnessed. Nazis. Elves. Grizzly Adams. It’s hard to know where […]
Elves
December 14, 2019 05:41 - 1 hour - 94 MBHo! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! We kick off this festive season with possibly the most asinine attempt at filmmaking ever witnessed. Nazis. Elves. Grizzly Adams. It’s hard to know where […]
Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace (Dir. George Lucas, 1999)
November 16, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBWith the end of the Skywalker saga just weeks away, we go right back to the “beginning” and take a look at the much-maligned Phantom Menace. Also, we thought this […]
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
November 16, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBWith the end of the Skywalker saga just weeks away, we go right back to the “beginning” and take a look at the much-maligned Phantom Menace.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991, Dir. John Cherry)
October 19, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBIn this episode we ring in the spooky season with the first of our hallowe’en-themed episodes, with an offering that could be truly terrifying, were it not for the eponymous […]
Ernest Scared Stupid
October 19, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 67 MBIn this episode we ring in the spooky season with the first of our hallowe’en-themed episodes, with an offering that could be truly terrifying, were it not for the eponymous […]
Scooby-Doo (2002. Dir. Raja Gosnell)
August 17, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 78.5 MBIn this episode, fan-boys collide as we argue over “the most 2000s film ever”, ranging from plot points, characterisation and what should reasonably be expected from a film about a […]
Scooby-Doo
August 17, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 78 MBIn this episode, fan-boys collide as we argue over “the most 2000s film ever”, ranging from plot points, characterisation and what should reasonably be expected from a film about a […]
Loqueesha (2019. Dir. Jeremy Saville)
July 20, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 95.5 MBA middle-aged white man pretends to be a sassy black woman in order to get a job. That’s okay, right? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7620554/
Loqueesha
July 20, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 95 MBA middle-aged white man pretends to be a sassy black woman in order to get a job. That’s okay, right?
Batman & Robin (1997. Dir. Joel Schumacher)
June 15, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBIn this episode, we go back to what is generally regarded as the WORST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER, complete with gratuitous T&A, rubber nipples and some disturbing revelations about Chris’ teenage […]
Batman & Robin
June 15, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 76 MBIn this episode, we go back to what is generally regarded as the WORST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER, complete with gratuitous T&A, rubber nipples and some disturbing revelations about Chris’ teenage […]
No Holds Barred (1989, Dir. Thomas J. Wright)
May 11, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBIn this episode, we bring the fight over from Who Wins Podcast and take a look at the WWF / Hulk Hogan vehicle where anything goes. No Ring. No Ref. […]
No Holds Barred
May 11, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBIn this episode, we bring the fight over from Who Wins Podcast and take a look at the WWF / Hulk Hogan vehicle where anything goes. No Ring. No Ref. […]
Spider-Man 3 (Sam Raimi, 2007)
April 13, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBIn this episode, Mark is joined by the multi-talented host of Our Three Cents to take a look back at a franchise killer complete with guy-liner and emo-jazz. It’s bad, […]
Spider-Man 3
April 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 85 MBIn this episode, Mark is joined by the multi-talented host of Our Three Cents to take a look back at a franchise killer complete with guy-liner and emo-jazz. It’s bad, […]
Battlefield Earth (2000 – Roger Christian)
March 30, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBJohn Travolta’s pet-project, from the people that brought you Scientology, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and some back-up footage from Tunisian Tattooine in The Phantom Menace. What could go wrong? […]
Battlefield Earth
March 30, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 68 MBJohn Travolta’s pet-project, from the people that brought you Scientology, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and some back-up footage from Tunisian Tattooine in The Phantom Menace. What could go wrong? […]
Rubber
February 19, 2019 05:00 - 51 minutes - 48 MBA homicidal car tyre, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. Sounds great, but is it Better […]
Rubber (2010)
February 15, 2019 06:00 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBA homicidal car tyre, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. Sounds great, but is it Better […]
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
February 09, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBWelcome, film fans, to the best of the worst! In this BRAND NEW SHOW, Chris and Mark – and featuring some special guests along the way – take a look […]