Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast
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Better Off Dead Minute 0058 - One Seen A Moo Poo Latter Looping Faux Uh Moop Dee
January 31, 2022 05:03 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MBBetter Off Dead Minute 0058 - One Seen A Moo Poo Latter Looping Faux Uh Moop Dee by Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast
Better Off Dead Minute 0057 - Daydreaming In Animation
January 19, 2022 08:17 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MBMinute 57 starts with Lane moving his Pig Burger experiment from the suspended lightning table to the counter and ends with the burger singing and dancing to the Van Halen song "Everybody Wants Some."
Better Off Dead Minute 0056 Edward Van Porkenburgers Monster
January 16, 2022 06:05 - 15 minutes - 13.8 MBMinute 56 starts with a dejected Lane preparing to make his first Pig Burger and ends with Lane preparing to find out if his science experiment was successful.
Better Off Dead Minute 0055 - Porky Is Nicer
January 12, 2022 07:51 - 10 minutes - 9.79 MBMinute 55 starts with Lane learning about an important piece of his pig burger uniform and ends with Lane left alone to begin his work.
Better Off Dead Minute 54: Inqtiple' flagrante
June 12, 2021 06:17 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBMinute 54 starts with Dad catching Lane filling up his head holes with q-tips and ends with Lane learning the difference between a push and a pat.
Better Off Dead Minute 53: That's not a Tux T-Shirt!!!
June 08, 2021 06:28 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBMinute 53 starts with Jenny seasoning a tentacular lunch and ends with a mouth full of Q-tips.
Curtis Bloes appearing On Next Scene Podcast
October 22, 2020 04:12 - 40 seconds - 756 KBCurtis Bloes appearing on Next Scene Podcast Hey, everydody, this is your Better Off Dead co-host Curtis Bloes checking in to let you know that you can catch me this week as The Indiana Jones Minute's Pete Mummert and I join and Sean German along with the legendary Brian German at the Next Scene Podcast to discuss one of my favorite (yes, you heard that correctly) feel good movies of the early 80's... Xanadu. Pete and I do our very best to convince a very skeptical Sean and Brian that it is,...
Better Off Dead Minute 52: Waitasec... It's new years?
September 27, 2020 07:27 - 22 minutes - 26.7 MBMinute 52 starts with Lane barely escaping from Johnny the sinister paper boy and ends with Jenny preparing a very lively lunch.
Better Off Dead Minute 51: Youth and the Paperboy Explosion
September 23, 2020 05:47 - 8 minutes - 10.6 MBMinute 51 starts with Lane being stalked by Johnny and ends with Lane escaping with his life into his home.
Better Off Dead Minute 50: The Train to SchmiedHaus
September 23, 2020 05:29 - 15 minutes - 19.4 MBMinute 50 starts Ricky telling lane that he should not upset mother and ends with lane unwittingly entering the paperboy dimension.
Better Off Dead Minute 49: The Balloon Incident
February 09, 2020 04:17 - 13 minutes - 19.1 MBMinute 49 starts with Monique finally understanding what Lane is trying to say, then introducing her self back, and ends with Lane trying to get rid of Ricky.
Better Off Dead Minute 48: Bon Voyage à l'Automne Prochaine
February 08, 2020 19:39 - 12 minutes - 18.4 MBMinute 48 starts with Ricky completely splayed out on the dance floor while people continue to dance around him and ends with Lane attempting to convey to Monique that his name is Lane.
Better Off Dead Minute 47: Attack Skis Off The Shoulder Of Mt. Brodie
October 11, 2019 05:59 - 12 minutes - 18.9 MBMinute 47 starts with E.G. Daley dancing seductively and making eyes at the camera and ends with E.G. ending the song with a victorious flourish.
Better Off Dead Minute 46: E. G.'s World
August 26, 2019 16:26 - 15 minutes - 23 MBMinute 46 Starts with Charles unable to recover from the hilarious joke that Stalin made and ends with Ricky and Monique awkwardly making their way to the dance floor.
Better Off Dead Minute 45: Syncopated Synchopathy
August 23, 2019 16:22 - 18 minutes - 23 MBMinute 45 starts with Elizabeth Daily jamming out and singing the song, "One Way Love" and ends with Charles DeMar laughing uncontrollably at a joke made by Roy Stalin.
Better Off Dead Minute 44: Learning The Secrets of The Ages
June 08, 2019 03:32 - 24 minutes - 34.6 MBMinute 44 starts with JoAnne Greenwald telling Lane that she is only going out with him as a favor to her dad and ends with Elizabeth Daily singing the song, "One Way Love," as a smoke pot explodes behind her on stage.
Better Off Dead Minute 43: Proto-Ferris
April 19, 2019 06:18 - 19 minutes - 25.8 MBMinute 43, starts with Lane agreeing to take JoAnne Greenwald to the New Year's Eve Dance, and ends with Lane starting his date with JoAnne Greenwald.
Better Off Dead Minute 42: Just Say No
March 05, 2019 06:14 - 18 minutes - 26.7 MBMinute 42 starts with dad asking lane to stop and talk to him for a minute and ends with dad really putting the pressure on lane to date his law partners daughter, Joanne Greenwald.
Better Off Dead Minute 41: Little On The Inside
March 04, 2019 14:30 - 22 minutes - 22 MBMinute 41 starts with the world's most negligent mail carrier delivering mail in lanes neighborhood and ends with dad pulling lane aside and asking him if he can speak with him for a moment.
Better Off Dead Minute 40 : Christmas Miracle
March 01, 2019 17:21 - 18 minutes - 18 MBMinute 40 starts with dad unconvinced that everyone will be wearing a satin lined aardvark fur winter coat over the Christmas season and ends with Lane bursting through the garage door with his car, destroying it.
Better Off Dead Minute 39: Aardvark Head Hood
March 01, 2019 17:15 - 15 minutes - 14.6 MBMinute 39 starts with Monique receiving a very unique gift from the Smiths, and ends with Dad admiring his new Christmas gift from Jenny.
Better Off Dead Minute 38: Misery In Stereo
February 21, 2019 17:41 - 26 minutes - 25 MBMinute 38 starts with the family piling up Christmas presents from mom, all of which are packages of TV dinners and ends with Monique's Christmas nightmare at the Smith house.
Better Off Dead Minute 37: Size Does Matter
February 05, 2019 17:51 - 18 minutes - 18.7 MBMinute 37 begins with dad proudly putting the finishing touches on his brand new garage door windows and ends with Lane getting a T.V. dinner for Christmas
Better Off Dead Minute 36: Afrin Addict
February 05, 2019 17:49 - 10 minutes - 9.88 MBMinute 36 starts with Lane charging off the edge of the K12 and ends with dad putting a nice shiny ribbon on his new garage windows.
Better Off Dead Minute 35: What Day Is It?
February 01, 2019 05:08 - 18 minutes - 18 MBMinute 35 starts with Lane standing on top of the K12 trying to get Charles' attention as Charles makes a profound discovery, and ends with Charles philosophizing about the futility of skiing the K-12.
Better Off Dead Minute 34: Perfectly Good Waste
January 31, 2019 06:16 - 23 minutes - 22.6 MBMinute 34 starts with Charles discovering Lane preparing to jump off a bridge and ends with Lane trying to talk himself into skiing the K-12.
Better Off Dead Minute 33: Basketball Fu
January 30, 2019 05:38 - 22 minutes - 29 MBMinute 33 starts with Lane trying to convince Chris Cummins to go on a date with him and ends with Lane standing on a bridge getting ready to commit suicide.
Better Off Dead Minute 32: mmMmMMrMMrgMrgh?!
January 29, 2019 16:29 - 19 minutes - 19 MBMinute 32 starts with Cartoon Stalin Agreeing with Cartoon Beth and ends with Lane bumping into Chris Crummins.
Better Off Dead Minute 31: Who is Beth?
January 28, 2019 21:24 - 10 minutes - 9.97 MBMinute 31 starts and with cartoon Beth listing off the ways in which Lane is a bad boyfriend and ends with cartoon Beth discouraging lane from asking Chris Crummins out.
Better Off Dead Minute 30: Battle for the Valley of the Dolls
January 28, 2019 21:05 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MBMinute 30 starts with Ricky slurping his Jell-O though a straw and ends with Lane getting chewed out by a disembodied voice.
Better Off Dead Minute 29: 3 Juice 2 Jell-O
January 24, 2019 14:42 - 15 minutes - 14 MBMinute 29 starts with Charles promising Lane that he can help him make girls sterile and ends with Ricky eating his Jell-O in a unusual way.
Better Off Dead Minute 28: A + B = Shut Up!
January 23, 2019 15:59 - 16 minutes - 15.9 MBMinute 28 starts with the class getting some GREAT news and ends with Charles De Mar vowing to help Lane win back Beth by helping him ski the dreaded K-12.
Better Off Dead Minute 27: Ghetto Woods
January 22, 2019 16:03 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBMinute 27 starts Lane freaking out because he's lost his virginity and ends with the geometry teacher assigning homework. Lots and lots of homework.
Better Off Dead Minute 26: The Kubrickian Minute
January 14, 2019 16:01 - 11 minutes - 10.9 MBMinute 26 starts with Lane being called to the board to show his geometry homework and ends with Lane beginning to remember that time in the woods with Beth.
Better Off Dead Minute 25: Geometry Pig
January 14, 2019 15:55 - 16 minutes - 15.6 MBMinute 25 starts with Mr. Kerber conveying his paltry geometric dilemma and ends with Lane being called to the board to demonstrate his answer.
Better Off Dead Minute 24: A Paltry Geometric Dilemma
January 14, 2019 15:49 - 15 minutes - 15.3 MBMinute 24 starts with The radio hitting the ground and grinding to a halt and ends with a cliffhanger in which we don't find out what can be derived from geometric metaphors.
Better Off Dead Minute 23: 1st Grade Mecha-Kong Revenge-o-rilla
January 09, 2019 06:03 - 21 minutes - 21 MBMinute 23 starts with Lane Saying "Sorry, Johnny, I don't have a dime" and ends with a car stereo flying out of a window.
Better Off Dead Minute 22: I didn't Ask For A Dime
January 08, 2019 06:24 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBMinute 22 starts with with Lane waking up to find a note on his head and ends with Lane opening the front door to find Johnny the paperboy standing on the step.
Better Off Dead Minute 21: Booger Reciprocity
January 07, 2019 14:57 - 6 minutes - 5.96 MBMinute 21 starts with Lane sitting down at a picnic table across from Beth and ends with Lane waking up to find a note on his head.
Better Off Dead Minute 20: Only A Dream Away
January 04, 2019 18:35 - 10 minutes - 10.4 MBMinute 20 starts with Lane crawling into bed with a framed photo of Beth and ends on the very moment that Lane and Beth meet in a park.
Better Off Dead Minute 19: Squib Box
January 03, 2019 18:47 - 17 minutes - 16.8 MBMinute 19 starts with Dad and Jenny gossiping about the Smiths and the Chapmans while Lane loses his lunch and ends with Lane crawling into bed with a framed photo of Beth.
Better Off Dead Minute 18: Chekov's Camaro
January 02, 2019 18:20 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MBMinute 18 starts with Dad wanting to talk about Lane's car, and ends with Mom suggesting that Lane introduce himself to the new exchange student across the street at the Smith's house.
Better Off Dead Minute 17: You Like Raisins
January 02, 2019 18:11 - 8 minutes - 8.77 MBMinute 17 starts with Charles and Lane in the supermarket talking about why Lane should not commit suicide and ends with the family gathered around for dinner with Dad wanting to talk to Lane about something.
Better Off Dead Minute 16: Suicide Is Painless
January 02, 2019 17:24 - 15 minutes - 14.8 MBMinute 16 starts with Lane once again on the receiving end of an attempted assault from Rocko and ends with Charles and Lane in the supermarket talking about why Lane should not commit suicide.
Better Off Dead Minute 15: Teenage Guide To Popularity
December 28, 2018 06:11 - 12 minutes - 12.3 MBMinute 15 starts with Beth in voice-over giving the last reason she prefers Roy to lane and ends with Lane once again on the receiving end of an attempted assault from Rocko.
Better Off Dead Minute 14: The Dumpening
December 27, 2018 05:57 - 11 minutes - 11.6 MBMinute 14 starts with Roy finishing the word, "Wiener" and ends with Beth breaking up with Lane
Better Off Dead Minute 13: Bearded Guy And The Henchmen
December 26, 2018 05:27 - 17 minutes - 17 MBMinute 13 starts with Roy breaking Charles's heart and ends with a wiener getting cut in half.
Better Off Dead Minute 12: Ah, Man. What A Hunk!
December 25, 2018 17:18 - 13 minutes - 13.3 MBMinute 12 starts with Roy finishing his K12 run and ends with potential ski team members begging to be allowed to hold Roy's clipboard.
Better Off Dead Minute 11: Slopes, Dripping With Blood
December 24, 2018 21:17 - 18 minutes - 18.1 MBMinute 11 starts with Beth telling a friend on the phone that Lane threw up on someone and ends with Roy popping behind a hill while skiing.
Better Off Dead Minute 10: The Big Race, Part 1
December 24, 2018 18:56 - 23 minutes - 23.3 MBMinute 10 starts with Lane backing up from the stop light he almost ran and ends with Beth telling someone on the phone that she is going to break up with Lane and start dating Roy Stalin.