That's a BIG ASS saw blade!

Happy Birthday to us!

95.7 The Rock turns 26 years old today, and that is NOT an April Fool's prank!

Brian & Shaw started the morning by recapping their Easter weekends, including the NCAA Elite 8 action.

Since it's the first of the month, we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in April, and we talked about the possibility of a "Home Improvement" reunion/reboot.

Cool story about a 105 year-old guy who is about to see his 13th solar eclipse!

Had a new "Karen of the Day" who insulted some police officers and then pissed her pants.

We got to the Monday Morning Throwback and discussed Justin Thomas' attempted chug at a recent Rangers game.

Speaking of food & drinks at sporting events, now that the MLB regular season is in full swing, we took a look at some of the more unique offerings at ballparks this year.

During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the crew members stuck on the ship that ran into the bridge in Baltimore, a nurse that allegedly gave excessive insulin to multiple diabetic patients, a produce vendor who tried to hire a hitman to kill a rival produce vendor, a #FloridaMan who was stabbing himself in the stomach and then got shot by police, the oldest Dairy Queen in Rochester is being sold, a Tesla that ran out of juice while trying to escape from police, and a massive saw blade that got loose & almost killed a guy.

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