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Ben & Ben & the Criterion

35 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratings

Two Austin knuckleheads discuss movies from the Criterion Collection, as well as anything else that distracts them.

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61- Monty Python's Life Of Brian

May 09, 2018 17:36 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

The boys are back! Here with the wackiest show they've ever done, Hilton and Weaver discuss a Monty Python classic. Tune in to find out how Weaver is definitely not a man concerned with the details.

76- Brief Encounter

April 12, 2018 02:41 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

"Call your girlfriend It's time you had the talk Give your reasons Say it's not her fault But you just met somebody new" Except you don't call her. You stay with her because you've built a life with her. This is just the most intense, fleeting, ephemeral experience of your life. You're never going to forget me, but you're going to stay with her. And move to Johannesburg. But that's beside the point. Brief Encounter. What a gem. Go get it in your ear holes!

253 - Woman Under The Influence

March 30, 2018 20:50 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Sorry for the delay on this one gang--Hilton had a busy week and did a poor job with his time management. This week we discuss one of the first real independent films. To keep the mood light we also throw in some baby goats, so there's something for the whole family (#fam). Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

162 - Ratcatcher

March 19, 2018 02:18 - 1 hour - 60 MB

*WE ARE BEN & BEN & THE CRITERION, AND THIS WEEK, WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF. ONETWOTHREEFOUR-* Truly tho, this is Weaver's favorite movie in a long time. He ranks it as his second favorite of the entire pod! Meanwhile, of course, Hilton didn't find a version with subtitles, so he had no idea what was going on. Anyway, give it a listen and get you some art!

779 - Mulholland Dr.

March 06, 2018 17:36 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

Hey Babiez! This week on BB&C--the boys dive into a morass of confusion and joy with Lynch's classic Mulholland Drive! Hilton totally gets the film, but just loves to hear the way Weaver tells it, and you will too. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

475 - The Friends of Eddie Coyle

February 26, 2018 17:05 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Tired of thinking about the current firearm debate in America? Then don't listen to this episode, cuz the movie is exclusively about buying guns. The Bens discuss 70s fashion, bitcoin, and this cool 70s B-side!

450 - Bottle Rocket

February 20, 2018 23:24 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MB

The boys are back! Ben and Ben talk Wes Anderson's first film, living in Nashville, and catch up on things!

899 - Personal Shopper

January 14, 2018 18:07 - 1 hour - 57.7 MB

Well hello there! We're finally back after some technical issues with Hilton's computer, and we are talking about personal shopper. For those of you who don't know, it's definitely not a free wheeling whimsical movie about a personal shopper getting into shenanigans (which one of us definitely thought). It's a spoopy movie about a medium looking for a sign from her twin brother who passed away shortly before the events of the movie began. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City S...

821 - Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

December 12, 2017 15:24 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MB

Hey Gang! this week we face down the inevitable nuclear holocaust while watching Dr. Strangelove. Despite (or because of) this heavy content, we get even more distracted than usual. And Weaver eats again. This is Hilton's first attempt at sound editing, so lower those standards! Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

147 - In The Mood For Love

December 05, 2017 16:40 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

Ya'll are in for a treat. Red. Stairways. Noodles. Lush. Heartbreak. Weaver inducts this one into his canon of life-changing movies. Hilton liked it, too, but like Weaver was ALL about it. Stick around for the end, when Weaver acts out a scene from the movie. Go get you some moody love!

026 - The Long Good Friday

November 28, 2017 14:55 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

We're back! We've finally made it through our thick forest of technical difficulties, and have emerged in a field of incomprehensible cockney accents. Join us while we attempt to discuss the Long Good Friday, and its inclusion of Pierce Brosnan's baby face. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

024 - High and Low

November 08, 2017 02:36 - 31 minutes - 43.8 MB

Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

539 - House

October 31, 2017 14:39 - 50 minutes - 69.5 MB

Things get real spooky this week when we watch Hosue. We have a great time discussing this masterfully made film--with top of the line special effects--until we face a horror of our own when Ben loses half of his recording. Was it gobbled up by an evil house? Was it stolen by a jealous ghost? Or did we just do a bad job? I guess we'll never know. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

023 - Robocop

October 24, 2017 02:32 - 59 minutes - 81.7 MB

Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some ROBOCOP. Get your paranoid androids ready for this quintessential 80s B-movie.

022 - Summertime

October 17, 2017 03:25 - 47 minutes - 66.2 MB

~ Summertime, and the livin' is easy...~ You'll feel this way after spending some time with Katherine Hepburn and the Bens! What a gem. What. A. Gem this movie is. Go get you some Italian love!

021 - Dead Ringers

October 09, 2017 14:36 - 1 hour - 84.8 MB

Welcome back Cri Babies! Weaver's voice has recovered, and we take advantage of those dulcet tones to discuss my new chandelier, a zombie prom, and eventually the movie we watched this week--Dead Ringers. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for letting us use his song "These City Streets" Email: [email protected] Twitter: @BenBenCriterion

020 - Sid And Nancy

September 25, 2017 18:42 - 52 minutes - 72.5 MB

This week we tumble into the unexpectedly (for Hilton at least) dark classic Sid and Nancy. If you're looking to feel better about your life then join us in watching the 20th film in the list!

019 - Shock Corridor

September 18, 2017 14:33 - 56 minutes - 78.4 MB

More Samuel Fuller for your viewing pleasure! The Bens mix it up this week by recording by candlelight, creating the sensual atmosphere for a hot 'n' heavy ep. Go get you some!

018 - The Naked Kiss

September 11, 2017 15:05 - 1 hour - 84.6 MB

Welcome back gang! We enjoy a breath of fresh air this week, after the rough week we had two weeks ago. This movie is a delight, and we hope you'll enjoy it with us. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

017 - Salo Or 120 Days Of Sodom

August 28, 2017 15:56 - 55 minutes - 77.3 MB

Oof. This was a ROUGH one gang. We watched Salo, or 120 days of Sodom. Honestly I only watched 2/3 of it because I was busy covering my eyes. Join us in our cringing! Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

014 - Samurai 1

August 21, 2017 20:47 - 22 minutes - 31 MB

Welcome back, gang! This week we almost talk about a movie that Weaver was absolutely over, and Hilton was ambivalent towards, at best. If you want to hear about our new microwave or some personal shit, then this is the episode for you!

013 - Silence Of The Lambs

August 14, 2017 15:25 - 1 hour - 110 MB

This week things get a little bit spoopy as your boys sit down and watch Silence of the Lambs. Will Hilton be grossed out by stuff? You bet. Watch the movie and join us for a mildly trans phobic classic! Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

012 - This Is Spinal Tap

August 07, 2017 14:42 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

This week Weaver and Hilton had a blast and a half watching This is Spinal Tap. If you enjoy mockumentaries and laughter then this is the episode for you. Hilton gets angry, Weaver gets sweaty, both get silly.

011 - The Seventh Seal

July 31, 2017 19:09 - 59 minutes - 82.7 MB

Life, death, love, hate, fake beards, a cuckhold, taxidermy horse, hydrating gin -- The Seventh Seal has it all! So pump some "Sound of Silence" in your ears and get ready to contemplate meaningless existence with our two Dummies in Residence!

010 - Walkabout

July 24, 2017 14:37 - 51 minutes - 71.5 MB

We're finally off our action movie kick, and on to movies that don't really have a plot. Just a lot of desert. And kangaroo killing. I hope you're ready to join Hilton and Weaver on a weird and wild ride!

009 - Hard Boiled

July 17, 2017 21:46 - 1 hour - 86.6 MB

I bet John Woo heard Kendrick say "dropped one classic, came right back" and thought, "I did that, too, back in '92." This week, Hilton and Weaver discuss more guns, more explosions, and (thankfully) a more three- dimensional female character with HARD BOILED. You guys, there is a gaggle of babies in this one. In a burning hospital. That is stacked with explosives. It's bonkers.

008 - The Killer

July 10, 2017 23:55 - 45 minutes - 62.7 MB

"Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts." Am I talking about this week's episode, the gruesome and rad action flick from Hong Kong, or am I just quoting Eminem? Answer: both. P.S. In this comparison, Hilton is the nun, and Weaver is the slut.

007 - A Night To Remember

July 03, 2017 19:54 - 54 minutes - 74.9 MB

Have you ever watched James Cameron's 1997 film Titanic and wanted a British, black and white version made in 1958 to round out your full boat sinking experience? Well, ladies and gentleman, this is your lucky day. A Night To Remember is here to take you all the way down... to the bottom of the ocean... of your wildest dreams. That sentence did not land the way I wanted it to. Go get it!

Pride Special - 622 - Weekend

June 26, 2017 16:14 - 1 hour - 90.3 MB

Happy Pride! We decided to go out of order this week so we could talk about an LGBT classic! Weaver talks about his experience coming out. Hilton talks about his shaky history with jelly. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

006 - Beauty And The Beast

June 19, 2017 13:35 - 1 hour - 99.8 MB

This week we dive into the the classic French version of Beauty and the Beast. Hilton notices cinematography. Weaver has a grand old time. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

005 - 400 Blows

June 12, 2017 15:29 - 1 hour - 95.2 MB

We've made it to episode 5! I guess we're pretty much an institution at this point. To celebrate our new status we dive back into French Cinema with Truffaut's Debut, 400 blows. Enjoy! Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

004 - Amarcord

June 06, 2017 05:15 - 1 hour - 88.5 MB

This week we go on an Italian adventure and discuss a Fellini classic. And a lot of blue stuff. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for his song "These City Streetes" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

003 - The Lady Vanishes

May 30, 2017 01:55 - 56 minutes - 77.6 MB

This week, the Bens take on their first Hitchcock! Spoiler -- the movie was an absolute treat.

002 - Seven Samurai

May 22, 2017 14:24 - 1 hour - 95.3 MB

This week's movie was a doozy! We discuss Seven Samurai. All three and a half hours of it. Join us after a late night of film watching and we'll get through this together. Thanks to Alexander Arrick for letting us use his song "These City Streets" Twitter: @benbencriterion Email: [email protected]

001 - La Grande Illusion

May 15, 2017 15:32 - 1 hour - 97.4 MB

The first episode of our podcast! We discuss the classic french film La Grande Illusion, That's so Raven, and whatever else comes to our mind! Thanks to Alexander Arrick for letting us use his song "These City Streets" Email: [email protected] Twitter: @BenBenCriterion

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