Behrens House of Chaos
93 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago -Husband and wife podcasting duo, talking about living in a house of chaos and everything that goes along with that. Our journey over the past few years has led us to want to share it with the world. The ups, the downs, and the chaos. We hope you enjoy!
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Look Who's Back!
March 24, 2024 04:00 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBWe're baaaack! Sorry for the time out but a lot has happened to us in the last few years. But we're here, and we're planing a great season of Behrens House of Chaos for YOU!
What's Up, Date?
March 18, 2022 22:11 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBHere at Behrens House Of Chaos, we've done some thinking. Some soul-searching as people would say. We wanted to give you folks an update on our new ideas for the show. We want to re-configure our recording days and make sure that our schedules align with them. So soon, very soon, we'll be busting out the NEW episodes and our NEW times very soon. So, in the meantime, sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
The Pleasures Of Heating And Air
February 18, 2022 23:42 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBThis week we are giving our reviews on our new water heater and heating and cooling system. Strap in for one heck of a DANGEROUS episode! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Happy Valentimes Day!
February 13, 2022 16:25 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBYes. We know it's not Valen-TIMES Day. It's actually Sunday. The day before. It's not Friday, when our usual episodes come out. It's not Saturday either. Where is this all going? I don't know.
February Is Black History Month
February 04, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBWelcome to February! We would like to take a moment and thank and remember Black Americans for the innovations and art they they have given us. So sit back relax and ENJOY!
Happy Hour
January 28, 2022 23:20 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBHey everybody! Come sit with us and enjoy a couple of ideas for COCKTAILS! Everyone just more delicious and decadent then the last. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
New Year! Let's Make Some NEW Friends!
January 21, 2022 23:54 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBWe want to apologize. We've both been sick, had a broken toe, and a brief snowstorm. But we're back baby! And today, we want to meet YOU! Get with us at [email protected] and introduce yourself! We want to talk to YOU! Sit back, relax, and listen to us complain about how bad this year has started. ENJOY!
Happy New Year: Year In Review
January 01, 2022 04:10 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBHappy New Year EVERYBODY! In this episode we do our year in review. Sit back, watch the ball, relax, and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
December 24, 2021 23:00 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBHappy Holidays from your friends at Behrens House Of Chaos!!
EVP Friday: Ohio State Reformatory Part 3
December 10, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 68 MBSo, tonight's episode is the final hour and a half of the infamous Ohio State Reformatory recordings! As a special bonus, the last ten minutes of the show is a LIVE listen to the tape. Let us know if YOU caught anything! So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
EVP Friday! Ohio State Reformatory Part 2
December 03, 2021 23:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBToday's episode is brought to you by the letters "E" "V" and "P". Finally got around to listening to my audio of the ghost hunt, and boy it's a doozy! So. Turn out the lights. Turn the volume up. And....ENJOY!
Ohio State Reformatory
November 26, 2021 23:39 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBThis weeks episode is about Chris and Chris' trip to Mansfield, Ohio. We visited the Ohio State Reformatory that was built in the 1800's and closed down in the 90's. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to hear about some paranormal hijinks, and RELAX!
Is This Podcast Like Getting A Tooth Pulled?
November 20, 2021 00:41 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBWe're going to explain why we haven't podded in a while. Is it "podded"? Casted? Podcasted? Well whatever it is, sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
All That Is Good Must Come To An End...
October 29, 2021 22:50 - 1 hour - 63 MBWelp, the end of October is upon us. Today we talk about the month we love and some interesting facts that you can spread around your Halloween party. Plus, stick around the ole Behrens House Of Chaos with our upcoming field trip to Cleveland. So sit back, break open that Halloween candy, and ENJOY! PS: Did you know that no one knows what the Monster Mash really sounds like? The song is about the Monster Mash but it isn't the actual song Boris was singing about. There, now you know.
No Ghost Zone with Laura Camby-Mccaskill
October 27, 2021 22:00 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MBToday's guest is our good friend, Laura Camby-Mccaskill! We talk no-go ghost zones and animal rescues! So sit back, relax and ENJOY!
Cleveland Monster Club 2021
October 22, 2021 22:00 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBTonight we're joined by Sister Psycho and Mopar Monster from CLEVELAND MONSTER CLUB. We catch up with some wonderful friends and talk spooky trips and scary movies! Sit back, relax and ENJOY!
Paranormal Experience LIVE!
October 15, 2021 22:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBThis weeks episode is a weird one. We brought on our son, Chris, to tell us about some paranormal experiences he's been having in his apartment. Towards the end of the show, WE pick up some strange noises on our mics. So sit back, lean forward, turn that volume up and GET SPOOKY!
Halloween The First!
October 08, 2021 22:03 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBFirst OFFICIAL podcast of Halloween season! Just giving some teasers on what to expect this month! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Sixty-Nine
October 02, 2021 22:00 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MBHey, hey, hey! Episode 69! Boy are we gonna have fun with this one. Sit back, relax, put your head in someone's lap and ENJOY!
Quick Message From BHoC
October 01, 2021 22:00 - 1 minute - 1.38 MBWe'll see you all tomorrow at 6:00 pm EST!
An Enlightening Interview with Matt King
September 24, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBINSTA @TALES_TO_ENLIGHTEN Buy the Book! Buy A T-Shirt! Get A Mixtape! Get In Touch!
A Podcast To Enlighten
September 17, 2021 22:00 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBTales to Enlighten Insta @Tales_to_Enlighten Etsy TeePublic Shirts Tales to Enlighten Gmail King Megatrip Mixtapes
Vacay And Chris' New Workout
September 10, 2021 22:00 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MBSorry we weren't here for you last week! But on today's show we have a pretty good reason to tell you. We've been giving the ol' BHoC a facelift. But that didn't stop us from doing some other things like watching some bears in the wild and picking up new tantric breathing exercises. But now, we're sharing it with you. ENJOY!
Thanks For the Memoir-ies
August 28, 2021 01:01 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MBToday we discuss Chris' hot new idea for his name-dropping, explicit autobiography; Don't Eat Food You Find In Your Rental Car and Other Stories. Send us a bizarre story about a time that you and Chris had and you may find yourself in the tell-all book. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Bear-ens House Of Bears!!
August 13, 2021 22:00 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBWe had a special visitor to the House of Chaos this week! Also, Free Comic Book Day is Tomorrow! How many cool things can happen in one week? Sit back, relax, and buy some comics! ENJOY!
We're Gonna Start A PATREON!
August 06, 2021 22:00 - 35 minutes - 32.7 MBShort show today folks, but we wanted everyone to know that we're working on a Patreon! We've thrown out some ideas, now it's YOUR turn! [email protected] if there's some stuff that you would love to see as rewards or special episodes ONLY available on our Patreon account! Sit back, Relax, and WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUE EGG MONKEY!!!! Enjoy!
Sadly, The Last Day of Naked July
July 30, 2021 22:03 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBWell, today is the last day of Naked July. We've had a fun month, hope you have too. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Nudie Cutie House of Chaos
July 23, 2021 22:00 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBWell another week of Nude Chris! This week we're talking about some of the most NUDERIFIC scenes. Sit back, relax, take something off, and ENJOY!
Warts And All
July 16, 2021 22:00 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBOn today's episode, we have a really BIG announcement to make! PLUS: Chris is STILL celebrating Naked July and Katt is playing footsie under the table. It's crazy here at our House Of Chaos! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Le Podcast Nu
July 09, 2021 22:00 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MBOn today's show, we talk about nudity and living au natural. So come on in, take off those clothes, and ENJOY!
I Think We Need A Bigger Boat...
July 02, 2021 22:00 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBToday's episode is brought to you by the letter "B" and "S" and the number "2". So, come on down to Sesame Street, sit back, punch a muppet, and ENJOY!
Father's Day Special!
June 20, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBHappy Father's Day, all you dads!!! Special show, with special guests Jason, Kera and Sweet Lou! We talk about some Father's Day facts and share deep dark feelings about our dads.
Restaurants For The End Of The World
June 18, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBModern Toilet Restaurant Dans Le Noir Condoms And Cabbages Ithaa Restaurant Dinner In The Sky Heart Attack Grill After being open for 15 years, the NYC eatery, NINJA, is closed.
Katt Gets Her Revenge!!!
June 04, 2021 22:20 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBOn today's show, the tables have turned! Katt's got some questions of her own. Will Chris answer correctly? Will there be any juicy tidbits along the way? Probably, no. Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
We're Laughing, Why Aren't YOU Laughing?
May 21, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBToday's show is dedicated to Dad jokes, freaks, and some geeks! Sit back, kick off those New Balance sneakers, and ENJOY!
How Lucky Is She, To Be Married To Me...(a poem)...(not really)...(a poem, i mean)
May 14, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBToday we quiz Katt on how well she knows her man. I guess we're on a little game show kick. Sit back, relax, learn some weird stuff about our marriage, and ENJOY!
Don't Listen to This Episode
May 07, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBWell. That's some mysterious episode title. Don't listen to it. We dare you. We Double Dog dare you. If you do, sit back, relax and ENJOY!
Contest Episode!
April 30, 2021 22:00 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBThis week is our first CONTEST episode! Without further ado, we're going to let DINK DIRKLEY tell you what's going on...Dink? DINK DIRKLEY: Hola Muchachos! Dink here, to tell you about an excellent contest Behrens House of Chaos is promoting! They have five "What Am I?" questions, and if you are the lucky one to answer more than Katt did (heh) you could win a $25 egift card to Walmart or Amazon! Here's your questions: 1: When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes when you ask...
Sadly, This Is Our Cursed Episode
April 16, 2021 22:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBToday's episode has been CURSED! Sadly, we can't doo anything about it. But we're talking about our home projects and new wildlife visitors to the ole House Of Chaos. Sadly, we can't let them in, you should never do that. So sit back, have a treat, and ENJOY! Sadly, Behrens House of Chaos is not responsible for the curse and if it follows you home and infects the rest of your family and friends, sadly.
Fun At Fifty!
April 02, 2021 22:00 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MBIt's our FIFTITH episode! Sit back and listen to us just complain about, almost, ANYTHING! We've had a great fifty episodes and we're looking forward to many, many MORE! See ya next week.
Not Yer Dad's F'in Comics! Episode Number One
April 01, 2021 00:07 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MBMichaels Cheap Joes Mr. K's Used Books My Comics For Sale Thee Astronaut Twitter @DoktorX_Komik Thee Astronaut Instagram doktor_x_komik
Apparently, Laws That Chris Has Broken With Out Knowing It
March 27, 2021 00:39 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBOn tonight's episode, we talk about some crazy laws in our state, North Carolina. Thee Astronaut available at IndyPlanet.com/TheeAstronaut Coming this Wednesday, the "Not Yer Dad's F'in Comics Podcast" is releasing! Sit back, get a cold Pepsi, and ENJOY!
Around The Neighborhood
March 19, 2021 22:13 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBOn today's episode, we talk about an unsolved cold case from around our neck of the woods. So, don't go hiking, sit back, and as always, ENJOY!
Kinks and Fetishes Part 3
March 12, 2021 23:41 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBOn today's episode we talk about some of the REALLY weird fetishes! Sit back, get ready to laugh, and ENJOY!
Kinks and Fetishes Part 2
March 05, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBOn today's episode, we continue our talk about the sexy side of life. Join us as we talk about positions, toys, and FURNITURE!? WARNING!! We are talking about themes of an adult nature, listener discretion is ADVISED.
Kinks and Fetishes Part 1
February 26, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBAhhh Spring, when the world starts warming up, blooming, and the sound of whips and chains are in the air! Today we talk about Fetishes and Kinks for the vanilla crowd. Stay tuned, you just may hear something that tickles (or spanks) your fancy. ENJOY!
Vampires, Zombies, and Things That Go BUMP In the Night
February 19, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 72 MBOn today's episode, we talk about Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies! We also recommend a couple of movies for you folks to watch. Look up at the moon, crawl out of the coffin, or appear in a puff of smoke, and Enjoy!
Possession Is Nine Tenths of the Law
February 12, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 80.4 MBToday's episode is about ghosts, haunted items, and possession. We had a lot of fun talking about this stuff and we share some horror movies that use this as their plots. Enjoy!
Talkin 'Bout My Reincarnation (and Other Stuff)
February 05, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBIn today's episode, we talk about miracles, Near-death experiences, and reincarnation. Also some facts about New Orleans's famous Voodoo Queen. Sit back, get your snacks, we're in this one for the long haul! ENJOY!