Becca After Dark
46 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★ - 14 ratingsConfused about Sex, Love, Dating, Relationships, anything you saw on the Internet? Good news. Becca's got you.
Using nothing but her Masters in Playwriting and career as a freelance sex writer, Becca and her compadre Alex help listeners navigate the sexy waters of modern Love.
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Episodes
Season's Greetings from BAD
December 17, 2021 20:15 - 3 minutes - 6.03 MBJust a few words of thanks from your buds Becca and Alex. Merry Merry. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to be part of the magic. Swag fr...
Episode 44 - Nutterstock
December 10, 2021 21:09 - 32 minutes - 62.2 MBChildren are trying to deck the halls with sex toys, Becca is stocking up on coconut oil, we all need more stock photos with gimps in them, and we meet the most harried seasonal employee Michael's has ever had. Oh yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be ge...
Episode 43 - Pyrotechnic Semen Custodian
December 03, 2021 20:20 - 37 minutes - 70.9 MBLots. Of. Puberty. Horniness. Talk. This. Week. Trigger warnings for just so much talk about jizz. Also, Alex and Becca share stories about medical "professionals" weighing in on shit they ought not weigh in on. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also ...
Episode 42 - Firehouse Vibrations
November 19, 2021 22:04 - 34 minutes - 65.1 MBWell, we slide down the proverbial Firepole in this one as Becca and Alex get caught up in a chat with sexy firemen, bus horniness, and some updates about getting caught jerkin it, and being sexually worn out. Yup. It's Becca After Dark!! If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. ...
Episode 41 - Porn Comment Sections
November 12, 2021 16:54 - 42 minutes - 81.5 MBAfter dealing with Dad feelings and sexist tools, Becca and Alex take a deep dive into the comments section of a pornographic video. Gold is acquired. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BA...
Episode 40 - Furry Celebrity Wizards
November 05, 2021 14:42 - 33 minutes - 63.2 MBBecca considers becoming a furry, Alex preaches the good word of sexy desert religion, and then Chris Pratt's dumb ass dominates the conversation for a hot minute. Yup. It's Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that st...
Episode 39 - Sexyween
October 29, 2021 14:56 - 39 minutes - 75.5 MBHappy Halloween!!!!! Becca and Alex are talkin why haunted houses make your horny, sexy costumes, failed costumes, reanimation ethics, monster dongs, and the sexual proclivities of our favorite candy bars. Oh yea, this is Becca After Dark! If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle....
Episode 38 - Red Flags, Red Beds, Black Jeeps, and Drama
October 22, 2021 18:17 - 37 minutes - 71.6 MBYea, you've seen the red flags all over Twitter this week. So, Becca and Alex are talking about a few of their own, making sure to recognize them in ourselves, and what to do when we see them. Also, Becca has a plan to make professional sports more wholesome. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we p...
Episode 37 - Where's the blood coming from?
October 15, 2021 19:11 - 36 minutes - 64.9 MBOk. Content Warning. Becca had a miscarriage a few weeks ago. That is what this episode is about. Also, on a way lighter note, Alex forgot to switch his microphone on and would like to apologize for the ass webcam audio. Thanks for sticking with us during the tough times. Y'all are amazing. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We wil...
Episode 36 - Coffee Enemas and Well Matched Chicken Libidos
September 17, 2021 04:31 - 47 minutes - 88.3 MBTalkin about talkin about Sex!!! We're going back to our roots a little this week, friends. Becca and Alex break down advice for talking to your partner about your sex life, cause that should be way more super normal! Don't worry, it's the same old show. They use Muppets as examples for differing libido strengths. Also, advice on cleanin out yer butt!! If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give ...
Episode 35 - Cartoons and Discharge
September 05, 2021 01:03 - 41 minutes - 77.6 MBSexy cocktails, misogynistic cartoon, and a whole lot of discharge. Oh yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to b...
Episode 34 - My Sweet Sensitive Poetic Anus
August 20, 2021 03:25 - 41 minutes - 78.5 MBMenstrual Shamans, Anus Poetry, and Magical Buttplugs. Oh yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to be part of the...
Episode 33 - Let's F*ck Ourselves!!
August 15, 2021 02:56 - 39 minutes - 74 MBWelcome to the show Carolyn Page!!! Carolyn joins Becca and Alex to talk about Dragon wieners, dildo goals, and generally fucking oneself. Follow Carolyn on Twitter or Instagram. Check out her YouTube shows TV&D or FMK Champions !! If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. W...
Episode 32 - Gatekeepers and Puppetf*ckers
August 09, 2021 18:01 - 42 minutes - 82 MBOk, y'all. Becca has been having THOUGHTS about Labyrinth, as the four year old she lives with is currently obsessed with it. So, we are giving voice to those thoughts. Apologies to Jim Henson, David Bowie, Jennifer Connolly, and Hoggle. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. W...
Episode 31 - Vaccine Dominatrix: Taupe Curtains in Hell
August 02, 2021 03:09 - 37 minutes - 72.1 MBYour own personal Hell, Vaccine Dominatrices, and a Dildo for your little sister. Oh yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and ...
Episode 30 - Jizz and Egg Homonculus
July 23, 2021 04:00 - 40 minutes - 77 MBPussy eating Homonculi made of Jizz and Eggs. Yup. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to be part of the magic. S...
Episode 29 - Hold My Fish
July 16, 2021 15:35 - 45 minutes - 86.8 MBSnack Cakes, Sexy Fish, and Boobs in Mouths. Oh yea, this is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to be part of the magic. ...
Episode 28 - Foreskin Glitter
July 12, 2021 14:57 - 37 minutes - 72.5 MBForeskin Balloons, Bloody Tongues, and Singing Transients. Oh yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to be part of...
Episode 27 - Slippery Dinosaur Revenge
June 26, 2021 15:43 - 35 minutes - 70.9 MBIt's about to get slippery. Becca and Alex talk about Lube for most of the show. Also Craig T. Nelson vs Ed Oneil and 1st birthday parties. You know...Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing S...
Episode 26 - Vaginal Owl Pellet
June 18, 2021 14:44 - 43 minutes - 81.9 MBSuperheroes eating pussy. That's the episode. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to be part of the magic. Swag from us and all our Missing...
Episode 25 - Charles Entertainment Sex Bucks
June 04, 2021 17:20 - 40 minutes - 76.9 MBSpectral Death Cats, Horny Serial Killers, and Government Sponsored Orgasms. Oh Yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscr...
Episode 24 - Nipple Pizza
May 29, 2021 03:41 - 39 minutes - 76.5 MBHorny Bears, Nipple Tattoos, and Deal Breaking Cunnilingus. Yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to be part of t...
Episode 23 - John Cena's Swamp Mansion
May 21, 2021 16:01 - 44 minutes - 84.5 MBAlternate Realities, Peanut Butter thighs, and Jesus Christ's funky party trick. Oh yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and s...
Episode 22 - Ghost Rape is Rape
May 14, 2021 17:34 - 40 minutes - 78.4 MBDuct tape play, the scars of our youth, and fuckin poltergeists. Oh yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. We also have a live show that streams on the Missing Sock YouTube and BAD Facebook page. So, follow us and subscribe to be p...
Episode 21- Gamezan!!!
May 06, 2021 18:45 - 47 minutes - 93.1 MBCondom hoarding, lunch lady sexcapades, and the most powerful word in the Universe. Yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. Sometimes we go live on our Facebook page. So, follow us if you wanna be part of the magic. Swag from us ...
Episode 20 - Magical Jizz for Sale. This Weekend Only.
April 29, 2021 02:53 - 43 minutes - 82.2 MBJizz Wizards, Sexually charged bowling balls, and a uterus with super powers. Oh, yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. Sometimes we go live on our Facebook page. So, follow us if you wanna be part of the magic. Swag from us an...
Episode 19 - There once was a show from Nantucket...
April 23, 2021 16:39 - 36 minutes - 69 MBCloseted choir instructors, horny Upper East Side moms, sexy Nantucket hotels. Oh yea. This is Becca After Dark. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. Here's a link to that SEXY HOTEL. Sometimes we go live on our Facebook page. So, follow us if you wanna be ...
Episode 18 - Please Hang Nudes
April 16, 2021 17:32 - 34 minutes - 64.6 MBBioluminescence, Erotic Art, cult beginnings, vibrator recommendations, and bulgogi cannibals. Just another week hanging with the BAD maniacs. Here's that vibrator recommendation! If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. Sometimes we go live on our Facebook pa...
Episode 17 - Magic 8 Balls
April 08, 2021 03:54 - 36 minutes - 68.8 MBWe were live on Facebook answering questions this week. You know, real ass conundrums. Some of the question askers assumed we were omnipotent and some of them had vibrator explosions. Shake that sexy 8 ball, friends. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. Someti...
Episode 16 - Ask Sexy Jeeves
April 01, 2021 03:37 - 39 minutes - 72.7 MBOnly fans? The Sexual Olympics? Cult leaders? Decades old Jessica Simpson gossip? We've got it all, friends. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. We Love you. Sometimes we go live on our Facebook page. So, follow us if you wanna be part of the magic. Swag from us and al...
Episode 15 - Sperm on the Moon
March 18, 2021 02:15 - 37 minutes - 71.6 MBThey're talking about putting sperm on the moon. You know...for science. Becca and Alex suspect there are ulterior motives both cosmic and terrestrial. Also, Becca got some Jesus champagne and there's a mystery canoodler in her building. You can read about moon sperm Here. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely cra...
Episode 14 - Shivering Withered Cum Covered Soul
March 12, 2021 02:40 - 31 minutes - 60.6 MBDrugs, y'all. Drugs and sexy cartoon animals. This episode starts off wacky as hell with some pretty intense vomit talk, and then Becca and Alex get into Furries and attraction to anthropomorphic animals on screen and in real life. It's wild, friends. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive consideration. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise t...
Episode 12 - I pinch my nipples for ME
March 04, 2021 20:01 - 43 minutes - 80.3 MBWelcome to the show Amanda VanNostrand!! This week Becca and Alex are joined by fellow Missing Sock podcaster, comedian, and excellent human Amanda Van Nostrand. They discuss purity culture, the idea of virginity, and using your gym membership as a sexually exhibitional stage. Get pumped up!! Follow Amanda on Twitter or Instagram and listen to her podcast I have a Question! on Spotify or Apple Podcasts If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, s...
Episode 13 - I pinch my nipples for ME
March 04, 2021 20:01 - 43 minutes - 80.3 MBWelcome to the show Amanda VanNostrand!! This week Becca and Alex are joined by fellow Missing Sock podcaster, comedian, and excellent human Amanda Van Nostrand. They discuss purity culture, the idea of virginity, and using your gym membership as a sexually exhibitional stage. Get pumped up!! Follow Amanda on Twitter or Instagram and listen to her podcast I have a Question! on Spotify or Apple Podcasts If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, s...
Episode 12: Origins
February 25, 2021 15:52 - 30 minutes - 55.7 MBHey, friends. We got our schedules a little tied up this week. So, here's the unpublished, super exclusive, proof of concept pilot that Alex put together a few months back. We'd like to go ahead and thank you, our wonderful listeners, for sticking with what is turning out to be a very devil may care release schedule. It's all part of the appeal!!! We'll be back next week with the promised gym nastiness. Until then, please enjoy half an hour of Becca and Alex figuring out how to do the damn t...
Episode 11 - Sentient Dogshit
February 18, 2021 03:07 - 41 minutes - 78.9 MBDon't date sentient dogshit. You deserve better. What's up BAD bitches?!? Becca and Alex are back in the stream talking Greyace, pride flags, the spark of hope that can keep you blind to a partner's wretchedness, and what makes celebrities "hot". Also, the usual tangents, literal cat fights, and absurdity ensue. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive c...
Episode 10 - Why Men Hate Drawers
February 11, 2021 03:01 - 37 minutes - 51.4 MBShe has arisen!!! Becca is back from her virus necessitated hiatus and it time to remount (haha) the horse. Becca sights Adrian Brody in the ...wild? Alex explains why drawers are so terrifying. We talk about "The Talk" and the various powers one receives upon losing their V card. Ah yes, we remember how this horse feels. If you've got questions, comments, concerns, or anything else you need us to read, send it all to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and su...
Episode 9 - A Good Manwich is Hard to Find
January 14, 2021 04:34 - 39 minutes - 73 MBNom Nom Nom Nom Nom!!!! Get out your forks and strap on your napkins, we're talking about bedroom food. Food is sexy. The preparation. The consumption. It's hot and steamy and glazed, and you could basically use recipes as porn dialogue. Some folks like to take it a little farther than that. So, we're talkin about it. Then...we talk designer penises. Please enjoy a show where I cannot believe we didn't make more sausage jokes. The next live show is 1/20/21 at 9pm eastern, join us on our ...
Episode 8 - She has baked all my placenta!
January 07, 2021 05:10 - 36 minutes - 50.3 MBWe've got the real Bean Daddy. All his beanz are froze. Friends! Welcome to episode 8, the least horny episode of BAD so far. It's all (mostly) relationship talk this week as a discussion about letting your pregnancy run away with your brain sends Becca and Alex into a discussion about placenta rituals and other white nonsense. Then they address Bean Dad. Then they address Bean Daddy. An icon has been born, friends. A fucking icon. Check out Bean Daddy for yourself. The next live sho...
Episode 7 - Adrien Brody Sex Cameo
December 31, 2020 02:49 - 35 minutes - 49 MBOk. Apologies to Adrien. You get nothing but love in this episode, buddy. But you are impersonated...poorly. This week Becca and Alex are taking it pretty easy. We'll save the problems of our friends for the new year. So, tonight it's a trip into R/sex to talk about what to do with your hands, celebrity assisted dick pics, Sirening, and consensual weiner surprises. The usual. The next live show is 1/20/21 at 9pm eastern, join us on our Facebook page for a rowdy time. If you've got qu...
Episode 6 - BAD Live! : Merry, Bright, and Slippery
December 17, 2020 16:41 - 36 minutes - 62.9 MBAll is Merry. All is bright. Nothing is calm. Becca is covered in naked pussy, and Alex is full of dental drugs. Just another BAD Live Show, baby!!!!! This week we talk some digital stimulation technique, long distance romance, desperation for a "relationship", and using things other than alcohol to build a life with someone. Thanks to everyone who joined us in chat and all our question askers. The monthly live show is so much fun. The next life show is 1/20/21 at 9pm eastern, join us...
Episode 5 - Splinting
December 11, 2020 02:29 - 35 minutes - 66.4 MBOh, you've never heard of splinting? Well, buckle up. This week your pal's Becca and Alex catch up with our buddy Miles, invent new sex moves and toys, chat about polyamory, discuss the sexiness of lust vs. longing on premium cable, give advice on throat inflammation, and walk through the rom com of hooking up with your friends. It's a full one. Also...please trim your dang fingernails! Next week is a live show!!!!! 12/16 at 9pm eastern, join us on our Facebook page for a rowdy time. ...
Episode 4 - Friction Fiction
December 03, 2020 00:44 - 35 minutes - 67 MBDating, and wanking, and dead names, Oh My!! After reliving recent turkey based food crimes, Becca and Alex talk about Elliot Page's SEO problems. Then we hear back from a past question asker, Becca teaches all of us about the joys of frictionless masturbatory aids, and we lend encouragement and support to someone getting back out there! This week it's all positive vibes on Becca After Dark. Vibe with us, won't you? Join us for the next Live stream on 12/16. If you've got questions, se...
Episode 3: Sex-E-Boy
November 26, 2020 01:22 - 40 minutes - 76.1 MBBecca and Alex are at it again. This week we talk voluntary adult puberty, shame boners, grinding, trying new "things", and Becca becomes a reclined, flying, bubble of masturbatory encouragement. So, a pretty standard Wednesday over here. Join us for the next Live stream on 12/16. If you've got questions, send them to [email protected] and we'll give you our honest, earnest, and supportive advice. We will absolutely crack jokes, but we promise to be gentle. The third show...
Episode 2 - BAD Live! : It's so dark now.
November 19, 2020 03:21 - 30 minutes - 57.9 MBWelcome to the first Live episode!! It doesn't sound like we're in front of a bunch of people cause there's a ding dang pandemic on. No matter! Becca and Alex were on Facebook live this week answering questions and chatting with our friends. Becca offered helpful advice on being self conscious during the deed, too tight tumble tunnels, and what being cheated on actually means. Alex suggested that he may have boned a Peep. An excellent time was had by all. Thanks to chat, who were up to their...
Episode 1 - That Magnificent Gobbler
November 11, 2020 05:46 - 35 minutes - 67.9 MBWelcome to Becca After Dark!! Let's get sexy. Here at the start of this excellently horny journey Becca and Alex say hello, give a little bit of an explanation about the show and themselves, and then get right into the business of helping folks with their sexy sexy business. This week we head to reddit to dispense advice to someone who's having some problems with sex smells, and another powerfully beforeskinned gentlemen. There's also a solid conversation about which celebrities we ...