Ad Read: Episode 7 | Get Your Son Out Of Prison

In this episode, our sponsors just try to make life better for everyone. Bentmore Buckets has a great money making opportunity for all who are interested. Cake Is A Lie wants to help you get your dipshit son out of prison. Jimmy wants to help Ted raise his baby-self. And our favorite cat friend helps a significant other feel love.

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Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Bentmore Buckets

Our favorite bucket company is going out of business, but that doesn’t mean they’re going down without a fight. The world renown bucket company is having a huge blowout sale, and everyone is invited. And what’s more, well… you’ll have to listen to the podcast to find out about that.

The Cake Is A Lie

Look at this awesome cake. It seems there’s a cake party inside the courthouse, and this is the cake you’ve brought to the cake party. Or is it? Maybe you’re bringing it to help break your dipshit son out of jail. I wonder how a cake could help you do that, hmmm…

Jimmy’s Time Palace

We’re going back in time!

Fucky

Look who found someone special.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

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