Ad Read: Episode 5 | HomeBadgersDotOrg.com

We read ads for Fun Pets, Sun Basket, HomeBadgersDotOrg.com, Every Pyre! and more.

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Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Fun Pets

Adopt a pet today!

Sun Basket

What bounty does the glorious sun giveth? Prepare your mind to hear of the glory of the sun. Taste the food that cometh from the sun. Glow in the sun’s glow. Find warmth in the sun’s warmth. Find your destiny with a stomach full of good food.

HomeBadgersDotOrg.com

Sorry to badger you, but this is a great company for anyone who loves animals and maybe needs help from a certified service animal. Couldn’t hurt!

Every Pyre!

A pyre for every creature of every size. Don’t get caught using a makeshift pyre. Use the pyre made for the fire.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Brandon Perras, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

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