BE NOT AFRAID
27 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 months ago -An incompetent angel is running a podcast, and you are an unsuspecting prophet. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across spacetime. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.
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FEED DROP: Wireland Now: Watermelon Flag
November 07, 2023 15:30 - 25 minutes - 57.5 MBWireland Ranch is an incredible work of art and we're proud to host them on our feed. And today's episode comes with an important message, now more than ever. About Wireland Ranch This show is a psychedelic cosmic horror audio drama. A crumbling shack in an alternate version of the Mojave desert that houses the heartbeat at the centre of the universe. Long ago, the heart was diminished when new gods usurped the throne and began their own type of reign. They battled and bickered, causing ...
BE NOT AFRAID Trailer
September 22, 2023 21:11 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBOur story follows famous biblical narratives through a lens of satire and sci fi. In the highest heaven, there sits a recording angel, running a time-defying podcast. He is also an idiot. And if you are hearing him, this means that you are a prophet of the Lord. No pressure. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Scripts and more information: MetatronSpeaks.com
MINISODE: Talk Shite, Get Smite
September 15, 2023 20:40 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MB"Go at once to Nineveh, that great city, and proclaim judgment upon it; for their wickedness has come before Me. Jonah, however, started out to flee to Tarshish from GOD’s service." Episode content warnings: auditory hallucinations, perceived descent into madness, non-lethal choking, nudity, references to child endangerment, sexual innuendo, many eyed entities, manipulation, threats of torture, tinnitus ringing, loud eldritch sound effects Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy ...
FEED DROP: Chain of Being
August 19, 2023 11:19 - 8 minutes - 8.19 MBEpisode 14: The Warlord Chain of Being is a mythic science fiction podcast which is a glimpse into the future: where gods control the cosmos and mortals are left to fend for themselves in a vast, indifferent universe. CoB needs donations to the crowdfunding campaign to be able to pay the fantastic team that has been gathered to get it made. Check out their incentives on the crowdfunding page at: https://seedandspark.com/fund/chain-of-being-season-two Follow Chain of Being on Twitter and ...
12 - Until the shadows flee
June 02, 2023 10:00 - 39 minutes - 90.2 MBKeep your friends close, but your enemies closer. No, not that close. Welcome to the season finale! Episode content warnings: imprisonment, weird power dynamics, sexual content, smoking Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Scripts and more information: MetatronSpeaks.com Early access to future episodes: Patreon. Credits Written by Rebecca Hansson and Tommy Holmberg Script edited by Hannah Levin (@ImTired81) Music feature...
12 - Until The Shadows Flee
June 02, 2023 10:00 - 39 minutes - 90.2 MBKeep your friends close, but your enemies closer. No, not that close. Welcome to the season finale! Episode content warnings: imprisonment, weird power dynamics, sexual content, smoking Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: https://twitter.com/bna_pod http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3 Writt...
11 - Are There Any Girl Angels?
May 02, 2023 11:10 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MBThree shadows pass over the kingdom of Judea, and the game is up for the angel once thought to be a demon. Time is running out. King Solomon is asking the important questions. Episode content warnings: torture, mind control, gender discussions, mention of death, intense fear of isolation and loneliness Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: https://t...
10 - Hell of a Book Club
April 02, 2023 14:00 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBFriends are made, information is shared, and eternal punishment is dealt. Episode content warnings: smoking, cringe conversations about flirting, imprisonment, friends pitted against each other, sudden crashing noise at 29:45 Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: https://twitter.com/bna_pod http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com https://...
09 - Hot Stuff
March 02, 2023 12:28 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBAn angel, a djinn and a two headed demon walk into a forge. A king dreams of building a kingdom so magnificent that even the angels want to live there. Episode content warnings: slavery, torture Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: https://twitter.com/bna_pod http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3...
Season 1 finale - Teaser Trailer
February 19, 2023 18:19 - 59 seconds - 945 KBA full cast, five-part season finale is premiering on February 2, 2023. Asmodeus is summoned back through time, from 700BC Assyria all the way to 900BC Judea, by none other than the famous King Solomon. The king has enslaved an army of demons in order to build his kingdom. This story is inspired by a wide array of occult literature, the bible, the quran, and arabian nights. Air dates Episode 8: February 2 Episode 9: March 2 Episode 10: April 2 Episode 11: May 2 Episode 12: June 2 ...
08 - Degrees of Freedom
February 02, 2023 14:00 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MBAsmodeus is summoned from 700BC Assyria all the way to 900BC Judea, by none other than the famous King Solomon. The king has enslaved an army of demons in order to build his magnificent kingdom. Meanwhile, Enoch is struggling with the social interactions in Heaven... Episode content warnings: alcohol, smoking, (apparent) sudden death, mind control, slavery, torture Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ...
07 - Aftermath
January 08, 2022 21:05 - 18 minutes - 33.9 MBAfter the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener. Episode content warnings: trauma induced flashbacks, death, alcohol, religious blasphemy, mention of dead bodies as compost a.k.a. friends as fertilizer Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https:...
06 - Flood
June 19, 2021 18:50 - 30 minutes - 70.8 MBAfter a run-in with the god of death, a local man takes it on himself to prevent the cessation of all life. But he is running out of time, and who will believe him? It starts with bad weather, and ends with more questions. Episode content warnings: mention of cannibalism, religious blasphemy, personification of death, death by drowning (not described), mild canon-typical gender confusion, some violence (stoning) Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence...
05 - Heavenly Heist (Part 2)
October 22, 2020 18:32 - 26 minutes - 36 MBYohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven. Satan has entered the chat. Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: https://twitter.com/bna_pod http:/...
04 - Heavenly Heist (Part 1)
October 19, 2020 14:00 - 24 minutes - 44.4 MB"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?" The Egyptian sorcerers, Yohana and Mamre, receive a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold. Episode content warnings: mention of death Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: https://twitter.com/bna_pod http://...
3 - Work Was Hell Today
July 18, 2020 22:38 - 26 minutes - 24.8 MBA malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell? https://www.metatronspeaks.com/
03 - Work Was Hell Today
July 18, 2020 22:38 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MBA malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell? Episode content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, insects, implied BDSM. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: ...
2. Forbidden Garden Party
July 10, 2020 18:09 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB“God can not find out about this, no matter what! If they tell on us, we’ll just say they are lying! Listen to me, we have NOT been living it up in Eden.“ The angels have found the Garden of Eden, hidden somewhere in space. Surely it's only forbidden to humans, so they might as well throw an epic party with the forces of both heaven and hell. But they soon find out why the garden was Secret and Forbidden...
1. Nephilim (PILOT)
July 10, 2020 15:43 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MB”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs." What happens when humans and angels create offspring? What is it like to face God? And how would one explain the complexity of spacetime in human terms?
Forbidden Garden Party
March 29, 2020 13:52 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MB“God can not find out about this, no matter what! If they tell on us, we’ll just say they are lying! Listen to me, we have NOT been living it up in Eden.“ The angels have found the Garden of Eden, hidden somewhere in space. Surely it's only forbidden to humans, so they might as well throw an epic party with the forces of both heaven and hell. But they soon find out why the garden was Secret and Forbidden...
02 - Forbidden Garden Party
March 18, 2020 12:00 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MBThe angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing that God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with all the host of Heaven and Hell. What could possibly go wrong? Episode content warnings: blood, head explosion, drowning, mass murder Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: https://twitter.com/bna_pod http://benotafraidpod.tum...
2 - Forbidden Garden Party
March 10, 2020 20:00 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MBThe angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with the host of heaven and hell. What could possibly go wrong? http://www.metatronspeaks.com
01 - Nephilim (PILOT)
February 02, 2020 13:00 - 22 minutes - 41.9 MB”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs." Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer fro...
1 - Nephilim (PILOT)
February 02, 2020 13:00 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MB”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs." Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer fro...
Nephilim
February 02, 2020 13:00 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs." This is the first episode of a heavenly podcast narrated by Metatron, established at the beginning and the end of time to keep the heavenly host, infernal crowd, and human prophets up to dat...
Nephilim (PILOT)
February 02, 2020 13:00 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs." This is the first episode of a heavenly podcast narrated by Metatron, established at the beginning and the end of time to keep the heavenly host, infernal crowd, and human prophets up to dat...
Teaser
January 31, 2020 13:26 - 1 minute - 1.51 MBBE NOT AFRAID is a fictional podcast, based on holy scriptures and sent through the lens of comedy. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across time and space. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to ...