Happy Monday you damn dirty Deckhead! I hope you had a great weekend. Let's get this party started!

Here's what I have on tap for you today:

SPORTS
- Headlines
- UFC 261 
- Could this happen in NFL Draft for first time in history?
- Trevor Bauer and Fernando Tatis Jr. take their trolling to Twitter
- Madison Bumgarner’s unique no-hitter may not be recognized by MLB
- Rockets Notes
- Ohio Bar That Won’t Show NBA Games Until LeBron James Is ‘Expelled’ Gets Flooded With One-Star Reviews On Yelp

NON-SPORTS
- Oscars 2021 Winners: The Complete List 
- Woman Charged with Felony for 21-Year-Old Unreturned Sabrina the Teenage Witch VHS Rental 
- Baby Korn 
- Deep voice gas 
- Millions of dollars of unsold Girl Scouts cookies stacked up in metro Atlanta warehouse 
- Man suspected of swindling 35 girlfriends with ‘birthday’ presents