#238 Happy Fancy Friday! NFL heavy sports talk, with some crazy non-sports, and Jerome Solomon

Happy Fancy Friday you damn dirty Deckheads. Let's finish this week strong. 

Jerome Solomon is scheduled to be here today.

And here's what else we can talk about:

SPORTS
Headlines 
Eagles HC Nick Sirianni Explains Weird Reason Why He Challenged Draft Prospects To Rock, Paper, Scissors Games 
Reds Pitcher Lucas Sims Wanted Nothing To Do With Pitching in a Fucking Monsoon So He Decided To Throw Every Ball Into The Dugout Until The Umpire Stopped The Game
Kellen Mond stock rising in NFL Draft?
2021 NFL Draft: How Rams, Seahawks and Texans can have successful drafts without first-round picks
NCAA changes college football overtime rules
Tom Brady doesn't sound too happy about the NFL's decision to change the rule for jersey numbers
Former NFL Player Mike Caussin Reportedly Caught Cheating On His Wife Months After They Wrote A Book About Staying Together Despite His Constant Cheating
4 teams in prime position to win the 2021 NFL Draft

LAWN TALK

NON-SPORTS
CDC ‘looking’ into whether masks are necessary outside
RULES FOR TOPLESS & NUDE SUNBATHING AROUND AMERICA
6th Grader’s Genius Science Fair Project Tests If A Cat’s Butt Really Touches Everything In A Home 
Driver Tossed Coffee Cups on Their Lawn for 3 Years 
Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years 
Oscar Attendees Will Not Wear Face Masks During Telecast (EXCLUSIVE) 
Rap music and strong coffee make you a better driver, study finds 
Cops: Intruders Made Eggs At Denny's At 3 AM
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