Hope y'all had a great weekend. Let's start strong this week. Here's what's on the rundown:

SPORTS
Headlines
Astros stink up the place again
A Soccer Super League?
Jake Paul vs Ben Askren and the aftermath

NON-SPORTS
Cops: Nobody Was Behind Wheel Of Tesla Involved In Fatal Texas Crash
A Must Hear: Canadian Sets New Record For Lowest Musical Note Sang by a Woman 
The Line – Saudi Arabia’s Controversial 170-Km-Long Linear City of the Future 
Man Burglarized Woman’s Home, Stole Her Sex Toys
Leaked Video And Images Of UFOs Captured By The US Navy Are Real, Says Department Of Defense 
Dave Chappelle Went Full Mogul For Performers At His Rural Ohio Comedy Pop-Ups: ‘We’re Talking Private Jets, Bro’ 
Man Marries 4 Times, Divorces 3 Times in 37 Day to Qualify for Extended Paid Leave