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Dr. Fauci Says: "Fuck It:" A Guideline Follower's Guide To Following Guidelines

May 30, 2021 19:54 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MB

This week Gas hording causes a gas shortage Anti-mask, Anti-vaxxers do the right thing for the wrong reasons Israel and Palestine fight like teenagers Dr. Fauci Finally says Fuck It And the insurrection is NOT tourism

Fart-Coin The Crypto Currency That Stinks as Bad as it Stinks

May 20, 2021 08:23 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MB

This week: A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party A crazy cult that is the Republican Party And some more racist bullshit from Tennessee

Tasteless Jokes About Giuliani's Taint

May 07, 2021 01:54 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB

This week Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election Brett Kavanaugh screams D.C. Statehood Non sexualized gymnasts Horrifying Republican Boredom And Giuliani's taint

Teaching Cops NOT Too Kill All the Black People

April 24, 2021 00:11 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MB

This week: Biden ends the endless war (Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations What passes as a reasonable Republican Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home Vaccine pauses And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People

The Many Differences Between A Gun and Not a Gun

April 17, 2021 21:13 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

This week: Gun kits Derek Chauvin's indefensible defense The University of Kentucky Golden Corral And The differences between a gun and not a gun

The Not-Timely-Enough Death of Tricky Dick's Dickiest Trickster

April 09, 2021 19:37 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

This week we commemorate the death of G. Gordon Liddy by tracing Nixonian corruption, through Reagan to Limbaugh to Fox to Trump to Matt Gaetz etc.

Voting in Georgia is Harder Than Getting A Million Dumb Points of Reference Out of a Canal

April 04, 2021 03:59 - 36 minutes - 33.9 MB

This week: Real voter suppression based on fake voter fraud The Vice President yells at an inept contractor Jury Selection in the George Floyd Murder Trial Godzilla goes for the gold Again with the anti-gun-control bullshit And the hilarity of a large ship stuck inside a small canal

Republicans, Racism, & Other Poop

March 26, 2021 07:10 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

This week: We reimagine classical theatre as the political theater of Republicans who accuse everyone else of political theater People who oppose legalizing marijuana have become the burnouts they oppose Covid Parties down at spring break We give mixed messages about Biden's "mixed messages" A medical shit sampling company is full of shit And we explore America's newly discovered very old history of anti-Asian racism

Vaccine, Variant, and other Bad Names for Racehorses

March 19, 2021 07:45 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MB

This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech. Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon. Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate. Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement. Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent to explain how wrong anti-trans laws are

Republicans, Assholes, And Gov. Cuomo's Penis

March 11, 2021 06:32 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MB

This week: Republicans attack potato cancel culture, but not covid Assholes talk out of their asses about vaccines Georgia Republican's don't want black people to vote Governor Cuomo is gross And Congress finally did something

Cori Burns: A Dear Friend, A Comedic Genius, & The Opposite of Donald Trump

February 27, 2021 05:26 - 1 hour - 101 MB

This is our first episode since our beloved cast member and cherished friend, Cori, died. It is a tribute, a eulogy, and a fragmented display of her comedic brilliance. We love you Cori Burns

Improvised Feature: Voting Plans

October 29, 2020 21:33 - 14 minutes - 13.2 MB

Thanks to John Mihalik for taking this one over me.

Where There is Boredom There is Hope AKA Shut the Fuck Up and Vote Biden

October 22, 2020 07:35 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MB

Amy Coney Barrett is scary, but not like the fun kind of Halloween scary Trump is a clown, but not a funny clown, like a scary Halloween clown May Coney Barrett continues to suck Christopher Columbus is a lot like Trump "Shut Your White Ass Up" A segment by white people for white people And Shut the fuck up and VOTE BIDEN

Attack of the Communist Kamala Monster

October 14, 2020 05:55 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MB

Joe Biden is too classy to run negative ads against Trump while he's sick; so we ran some for him. Also: It's time to talk about Pence. A brief word from the parts of the government that actually do governing MAGA commits treason to try a Governor for treason And Kamala Harris: Communist Monster

Amy Coney Barrett Spreads Crazy Christianity Even Farther Than She Spreads Covid

October 07, 2020 21:13 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MB

This was actually recorded right before Trump got covid; so it's like a refresher of the crises we forgot while dealing with that crisis.

RIP RBG

September 29, 2020 19:06 - 30 minutes - 28.4 MB

Our comedic dedication to the life and legacy of the "Notorious" Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Trump is Even Worse for Science Than Science is for Trump

September 22, 2020 07:06 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MB

We recorded this before the tragic passing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so if you want some relief from the grief of that national tragedy, we invite you to enjoy laughing at how already tragic things were right before she died.

The Trump Who Cried Wolf

September 16, 2020 04:00 - 27 minutes - 25.2 MB

This Week Trump (of all people) gets nominated for the Noel Peace Prize Trump Supporters Boats Sink Faster than his Poll Numbers We try to be nice to MAGAs The Misfit Island of Former Fox Reporters Another Message from Biden/Harris And The Little Baby President Cries Wolf

Reality vs UnReality, Biden vs Trump 1984 vs 2020

September 09, 2020 10:19 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MB

This week we take a long look at the disturbing fact that this election isn't between two competing political philosophies; it's between two completely different versions of reality. I know that doesn't sound funny, but it is.

Jerry Falwell Jr. Watched Us Record This Episode From the Corner of the Room

September 01, 2020 09:29 - 33 minutes - 31.2 MB

This week: Capitalists get capitalist with other capitalists Trump ruined the career of one of his only black friends The Conway Family Soap Opera The History of the Post Office (Because we have to know about shit like that now) Very incremental racial progress And Jerry Falwell Jr. is gross

Improvised Feature: Wall Street

August 30, 2020 07:48 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MB

Our reoccurring feature story segment in which we construct feature stories from the entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers. This week: Wall Street

Neither Rain nor Sleet nor Snow...But Trump

August 18, 2020 22:01 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MB

This week we attack Trump's attack on the Postal Service We attack Trumps attack on the unemployed We attack the Herman Cain fans who attacked a dead mans Twitter account to attack Kamala Harris Democracy is under attack in Belarus (And Portland) Trump attacks the rule of law And Democrats attack racism by nominating a VP candidate they were too racist to vote for for president

Improvised Feature: Sturgis Bike Festival

August 17, 2020 05:33 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MB

Our reoccurring segment featuring the improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre

Improvised Feature: Sturgis

August 17, 2020 05:21 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MB

Our reoccurring improvised feature segment constructed from the completely improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre. This episode delves into the Sturgis Biker Festival

Improvised Feature: Sturgis Biker Festival

August 17, 2020 05:18 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MB

Our reoccurring feature story segment featuring completely improvised performances from our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre. This episode takes a look at the massive unmasked, not even a little bit socially distant biker rally in Sturgis SD.

Republicans (not unlike Alanis Morissette) Fail to Grasp Irony

August 11, 2020 08:03 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MB

This week: God speaks out about Trump's accusation that Biden hates God We try and end all of the covid arguments we should have stopped having to have in May Trump tries to say things The Trump campaign thinks black people are stupid Trump's staff tries to say things And NRA members, like Alanis Morissette, fail to comprehend irony

Improvised Feature: The Cares Act Cares No More

August 10, 2020 09:18 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MB

Another installment of our improvised feature story segment featuring the entirely improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre. This week we focused on the people effected by the expiration of the Cares Act

Demon Semen is Too Much to Swallow

August 05, 2020 21:14 - 28 minutes - 26 MB

This week the president praises the scientific wisdom of a woman who believes cysts are caused by sex dreams about witches and demons. Elizabeth Warren is a badass. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still alive! Senate Republicans piss on poor people And President Trump tries to steal the election

Improvised Feature: Back to School (or not) Special

August 05, 2020 05:44 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MB

Our regular feature story segment constructed entirely from improvised performances of Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers. This week we examine the controversy surrounding reopening schools

Trump's Dumber Than the Name of the Washington Football Team

July 28, 2020 08:27 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MB

This Week: The Washington Football team changes their name to "The Washington Football Team" Republicans find an even dumber way to screw the poor Donald Trump is a bad husband...to Brian Kemp The Republican National Convention is canceled Trump's newest scandal is basically a combination of 3 of his older scandals; it's like a Star Wars Franchise at this point And Michael Cohen goes to jail for writing a book

The Goyum Who Tweeted Goya

July 22, 2020 18:57 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MB

This week: Trump attacks Fauci Covid kills the Penny Republicans kill the poor Hackers attack Twitter And weird shit with Goya products

Improvised Feature: The Mask Controversy

July 21, 2020 06:59 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MB

Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, in which we construct feature stories from entirely improvised performances of Whole World improvisers. This episode delves into the controversy surrounding mask wearing

Improvised Feature: No USA in the Eu

July 19, 2020 06:37 - 11 minutes - 10.6 MB

Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, constructed from entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers. This week: Americans aren't allowed to travel to Europe

The Actual Lady A

July 14, 2020 18:01 - 6 minutes - 6.08 MB

Our last episode opened with a sketch about how "The Jackasses Formerly Known as Lady Antebellum" are trying to steal the name "Lady A" from a hardworking blues singer who has been performing under the name Lady A for 20 years. We reached out to the actual Lady A and asked her for permission to use her music in our sketch, and she was kind enough to grant it to us. We thought that was so cool and gracious of her; that we decided to release the sketch as it's own stand alone episode.

Lady Antebellum's Puts The "Antebellum" in Lady Antebellum

July 14, 2020 07:31 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MB

This week Lady Antebellum behaves antebellumly Betsy DeVos is stupid Kelly Loeffler gets all antebellumy herself Betsy DeVos is so stupid we had to say it again And the meek are getting screwed out of their inheritance

If You Don't Wear a Mask; You Don't Deserve to Enjoy Our Podcast

July 08, 2020 07:16 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

This week: President Trump learns that a Russian bounty isn't a paper towel The St. Louis who St. Louis is named for is less of a saint and more of a dick We try really really hard to explain Black Lives Matter to Trump Bill Barr plans the not-suicide of Jeffery Epstein's accomplice And America is now the country that needs missionaries to send us money

When Real Congressman Lose Real Lawsuits to Fake Cows

June 28, 2020 04:17 - 30 minutes - 28.3 MB

This week: Mike Pence Accentuates false positives about covid Devin Nunes loses his lawsuit against a Fake Twitter Cow Apparently some Nazis are fucking with My Little Pony of all things Beethoven probably wasn't black, but Duke Ellington was you racist bastards Az Senator McSally has a really dumb idea And knot jokes about nooses

Improvised Feature: Trump Rally in Tulsa

June 24, 2020 07:54 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MB

Our recurring feature story segment, constructed from improvised performances from Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers. This week we explore Trump's rally in Tulsa

Again With The Confedrate Bullshit

June 23, 2020 07:16 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MB

Sorry this one's a little late, but luckily time is no longer relevant, so enjoy.

Too Pissed To Whisper 2

June 09, 2020 19:12 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MB

Barely Audible Whisper is too pissed to whisper again. This week's episode is all about America's present state of militarized fascism, and our shameful history of white supremacy. I know that doesn't sound funny, but it actually really is.

Improvised Feature: CDC

June 07, 2020 05:53 - 9 minutes - 9.12 MB

Our weekly improvised feature story featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, where we construct a feature story based on completely improvised interviews with Whole World improvisers. This weeks feature takes a look at the CDC

At This Point Race Riots During a Pandemic Just Seem Like the Next Logical Step

June 02, 2020 01:07 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MB

This week we look at Trump corruption, Trump power over reach, Government ineptitude, the dehumanization of the American poor...and oh yeah there was also a race riot

Life 'Aint Easy for Girl Named Karen

May 26, 2020 05:00 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MB

This week a woman named Karen who is not "a Karen" teaches people how not to become "a Karen" The president fights the mail Graphs are hard It's harder for white guys to murder a black man than it used to be Graphs are still hard And President Trump takes his own snake oil

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