Banquet at the Flum Dumpster

Nude For Satan (Ace Week Special)

October 23, 2023 02:18 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

Happy Ace Week, everyone! We have a special episode where we struggle to classify the wonder that is Nude For Satan. Does it even come close to living up to its title? And, more importantly, how awkward will this be? Plus, stay until the end for a new song by our composer, Tarquin Alexandra!

The Peanut Butter Solution (1985) | NATIONAL CANADIAN FILM DAY SPECIAL

April 20, 2023 00:43 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB

Can a movie described as "trauma fuel" be surprisingly charming? Can peanut butter help regrow lost hair? Why don't Canadians watch our own movies? Find answers to these questions and more in this special episode released in honour of National Canadian Film Day, April 19th!

A Wrestling Christmas Miracle

December 26, 2022 23:52 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

It seemed like it might be impossible to top the magic of last year's Boxing Day special, A Karate Christmas Miracle. It was. But A Wrestling Christmas Miracle was definitely in line with the feeling of lining up for hours to get into a store for underwhelming savings. And isn't that what Boxing Day is really all about? Join us for this very special episode, our last of 2022.

Howard the Duck (1986)

June 12, 2022 17:23 - 37 minutes - 68.7 MB

You knew we had to do this eventually. For our season finale, we go back to a time before Marvel was everywhere and somebody asked "what if Thor was a furry?".

Magic in the Mirror (1996)

June 05, 2022 14:17 - 33 minutes - 61.7 MB

What if you watched one movie growing up that you knew was terrible even then, but it was one of the only VHS tapes you had so you watched it 112 more times than anyone in the world was meant to? This is probably not a movie that most 90s kids remember or relate to, but this is one such movie for one person, and that's why we're watching Magic in the Mirror. Enjoy.

Hunting Season (2016)

May 29, 2022 14:23 - 46 minutes - 86.1 MB

Every episode, we look for flums, and this time we absolutely found one. Yes, this can legally be called a movie, but it was definitely never meant to actually be viewed by human beings. When Eric Roberts can't even save it, it has to be something exceptional.

Thunderpants (2002)

May 22, 2022 18:42 - 32 minutes - 60.5 MB

This is a movie that has a kid who farts his way through an operatic career, is put on trial for murder then launches himself into space... But is it actually "bad"? It's time for us to watch Thunderpants and find out.

God’s Not Dead: We The People (2021)

May 01, 2022 22:00 - 39 minutes - 48 MB

There's a special section of our dumpster where we sit by the alter of Rev Dave, we sing along to the Newsboys, and ask ourselves what happened to the good Christian movies? God may not be dead, but should this franchise be?

2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus (2021)

April 24, 2022 12:00 - 41 minutes - 76.5 MB

What's more exhausting than a movie about the pandemic? How about a speculative fiction about an endless pandemic with seemingly endless dialogue scenes, an incoherent message about religious persecution and, for some reason, fish graffiti in the woods? Plus: our own predictions for 2025!

Pinocchio: A True Story (2022)

April 17, 2022 22:51 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MB

We're getting a lot of Pinocchio movies this year, and well... it can only go up from here. We talk about how dubbing can sometimes exist as an almost independent entity, and if this movie is all a contrived effort to go viral on Tiktok. We also feature a brand new song from our amazing composer, in honour of her birthday!

Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968)

April 10, 2022 18:33 - 32 minutes - 60.4 MB

We said we were going to release our episode about Pinocchio: A True Story this week, but that was actually a lie. Our nose hasn't grown, but we do feel bad about letting down our loyal listeners, and we will explain in that episode why. That being said, this episode about a different bizarre dub of a Russian movie is one we're very excited about and hope you enjoy.

An Autopsy of the 2022 Razzies

April 01, 2022 14:34 - 38 minutes - 71.6 MB

Why do the Razzies still exist? Many are asking that question today, and we don't have a great answer, but after watching all of the nominees for this year, we definitely have some thoughts about the Razzies as an institution. Join us for this special episode about the year that was(n't). Note: this episode was recorded before the Bruce Willis news and subsequent Razzies backlash.

Diana: The Musical (2021)

March 27, 2022 22:00 - 33 minutes - 61.1 MB

Are you curious about Diana after its sweep of the Razzies? Spare yourself from 2 hours of lazy songwriting based on tabloid gossip, and hear us discuss it instead. Enjoy!

Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

March 20, 2022 14:47 - 45 minutes - 83.9 MB

Completely coincidentally in the middle of March Madness, we discuss the flabbergasting Space Jam sequel, as we continue our journey through this year's Razzies nominees... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam!

Woman in the Window (2021)

March 13, 2022 14:27 - 24 minutes - 45.5 MB

It's so weird to be disappointed about watching a movie we thought was genuinely good. Such is the reality of a bad movie podcast. Enjoy our discussion of the Razzie-nominated thriller about not wanting to leave your house, Woman in the Window.

Karen (2021)

March 06, 2022 15:00 - 38 minutes - 70.6 MB

In a world where TV movies are made based on a viral public shaming trend, it is our sworn duty as lovers of all things “bad” to determine the relevance of the Razzies’ recognition. Don’t be a Karen, and join us as we experience Karen (2021).

Infinite (2021)

February 27, 2022 15:19 - 43 minutes - 80.2 MB

Dear Razzies, we've decided to watch all of this year's Worst Picture nominees. Please don't disappoint us. In our first such episode, we ask the question of why did the Razzies nominate an aggressively average sci-fi movie? Also, Eric secretly drops a bunch of Taylor Swift titles into this episode for no reason, and the more he says, the less you'll know.

Holmes and Watson (2018)

February 20, 2022 14:59 - 41 minutes - 76.7 MB

This week we bring you another early recording, that we had to throw on the shelf while Jared filed a patent for the million dollar idea he mentioned in this episode. Find out what that is, and also hear our thoughts on the 'Will Ferrell as Sherlock Holmes' movie that swept through the Razzies. Enjoy!

Gigli (2003)

February 13, 2022 15:00 - 43 minutes - 81.4 MB

Almost a full year ago, before JLO and Ben Affleck got back together, we recorded this episode, and maybe changed history. Now, it's part 2 of our Razzie spectacular! Here are all our thoughts on the dumpster fire that begot Bennifer, the winner of seven Razzies (including Worst Picture), Gigli.

Absolute Proof (2021)

February 06, 2022 16:37 - 1 hour - 114 MB

There is absolutely no reason to watch this "documentary"... unless you're us. We go over everything that could possibly intrigue you about Mike Lindell's two hour election fraud rant because we firmly believe that it's not fit for human consumption, regardless of your political beliefs. Enjoy our suffering.

Alias (2001-2006)

February 03, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Jared had a lot of thoughts after finishing the early-2000s J.J. Abrams spy drama Alias. Eric has a near-unsettling fascination with actor Victor Garber, but hasn't seen any of the show. What happens when these two meet? Find out in this special episode about the entirety of the TV show Alias!

Cybermutt (2003)

January 30, 2022 18:05 - 32 minutes - 60.8 MB

It took us months to find this movie that we felt was essential based on the title alone. Was it worth it? Or is this just another early 2000s animal movie destined to leave us wanting more? You'll have to listen to find out!

The Wrong Missy (2020)

January 23, 2022 15:04 - 47 minutes - 88.1 MB

We haven’t done an Adam Sandler movie yet. Adam Sandler isn’t in this movie, but he may as well be. Enjoy our suffering through The Wrong Missy (2020), and be thankful you don’t have to watch it yourself.

F9: The Fast Saga (2021)

January 16, 2022 15:45 - 51 minutes - 96.8 MB

In our last episode, we graced your ears with an immersive car experience. This week we record… literally from a car. Join us at the drive-in as we watch installment 9.5 of the iconic Fast and Furious franchise. Remember, when you listen to this episode, you are not just a fan – you are our family.

200 M.P.H. (2011)

January 09, 2022 15:37 - 34 minutes - 64 MB

As a lead up to our long anticipated episode on F9 (2021), we watched a mediocre ripoff of the Fast and Furious franchise, 200 M.P.H. (2011). We may have been the first people to ever watch it on purpose. Listen with headphones at the start for an immersive car experience.

Fateful Findings (2013)

January 02, 2022 17:58 - 44 minutes - 81.8 MB

It's a new year, and before this one becomes a dumpster fire like the last two, we want to help you get it off on the right foot with an episode about the legitimate cult favourite so-bad-it's-good movie Fateful Findings. Is Neil Breen going to become one of our new favourite directors? Listen to find out!

A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)

December 26, 2021 15:00 - 34 minutes - 63.8 MB

It's Boxing Day in Canada, but what can you watch to commemorate it? How about a masterpiece that has the perfect combination of Christmas and combat, and throws in a psychic law professor for good measure? Listen to our full analysis of a movie that has absolutely everything.

CATS (2019): Two Years Later

December 20, 2021 19:36 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Exactly two years ago we were graced with a myth, a memory, a journey, and a Jellicle Ball like no other. Today, after EACH watching this masterpiece seven full times, we reflect on Cats (2019), the history of the movie musical, the question of whether this film is even 'bad', and if Cats will be the next great cult phenomenon. Stay tuned for a special announcement at the end of the episode!

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