BALLS.310 Save us Suns-Warriors you’re our only hope

This week: the Christmas Day G-League Showcase, the return of Iso Joe, endangering the bag, getting paid out, one game below mediocrity, this year’s best offense in history, betting on the green team, mayonnaise enthusiasts, 100 life-changing minutes, Stauskas??, running at washed Webcke, Scooter McBraun, stay in school kids, reanimating Kyrie, reanimating Kyrie-for-Dame, the Cavs are still here, the Blazers are still bad, previewing the Xmas Day Schedule-Subject-To-Change, prime Baileys hangover hours, Jimmy Junior, welcome to Boshington, shoelace subtweets, a weird time to get serious, the Bermugabba Triangle, Kimber on the weirdness of Jos Buttler, top order filth, a day off the Green, #NeserMustPlayBetter, fake plastic fans, Netflix seasons, Hollywood endings, purists don’t buy enough merch, Mercedes’ DTM karma and the seasonal indispensibility of roast potatoes.

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