Bald Gun Guy Podcast
16 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago -A journey through the World of Assassination! Matthew, Six, and Tai play through the Hitman games one level at a time, diving deep on each location.
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Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 15 – Himmelstein, Singapore, Siberia (Sniper Assassin)
March 10, 2024 00:26 - 53.1 MBWe're back to finish this. This episode, we truly end Hitman 2 as we tackle the three Sniper Assassin missions. Three locations, nine targets, an additional forty-five bonus targets. So much to talk about, right? You'd think. But actually, it's a regular length episode, because this mode is kinda empty. But it's so good to be back that we have a great time anyway. If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 14 – Haven Island
May 05, 2023 06:17 - 33.9 MBTruly, a great game is ending on a bit of a whimper. So much life has gotten in the way of recording this ep, and it would be great to be able to come back to talk about the BEST MAP EVER, but... dawg, it's Haven Island. This is a pretty weak map. Still, it's great to get the gang back together. Next month: Himmelstein, Austria, Hantu Port, Singapore, and Perm-14, Siberia, Russia, the Hitman 2 Sniper Assassin maps If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 13 – New York
November 11, 2022 23:57 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBOur crew is headed into extra innings as we pass the regular campaign of Hitman 2 and head into its DLC levels! Don't expect to do any sightseeing here in the Big Apple, though- you're in a big bank and you aren't leaving. Well, you are, I suppose. Hopefully. Don't die here, we've still got a ways to go in our journey! Next month: Haven Island If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 12 – Isle of Sgàil
September 20, 2022 17:58 - 55.3 MBWhen you say "island getaway," most people imagine... sand, swimsuits, tiki drinks, bright blue water, burning sun. Hold your horses on that, that's not for two more episodes. THIS island getaway is more... dark blue waters, angry waves, sheer cliffs, worn castle walls, and lots of evil rich people. There are almost not enough bullets here to solve this! Almost. Tai figured it out. Next month: New York City If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinit...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 11 – Whittleton Creek
August 15, 2022 06:57 - 57.7 MBY'know, for a peaceful American suburb, Whittleton Creek actually IS... kinda peaceful? Like I guess there is a serial killer living in plain sight. And a former Soviet spymaster, numerous members of the Illuminati, and a former member of the Secret Service. There are secret passages with smuggling tunnels, there's a walk-in vault with an access tunnel lined with trip mines. There's a house with a room smeared with blood unrelated to our visiting hitman. And of course there's a gardener tryi...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 10 – Mumbai
May 20, 2022 19:00 - 44.8 MBThe biggest* map in the entire trilogy! Mumbai's attempts to just feel like A City strike a chord with us, but its focus on slums and poverty feels... questionable, to be polite about it. Still, it's got our favorite mission story in the game so far, so we're still pretty hot on it. Well, Matthew and I are. Tai is... unhappy. *technically not the biggest but don't worry about it Next episode: Whittleton Creek If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuv...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 9 – Santa Fortuna
April 04, 2022 07:07 - 111 MBThe greenest level in the series greets us as we start out with a new cohost! Three targets await in the jungles of Columbia, and the second Hitman of this new trilogy remains excellent in its execution. Re-enter the World of Assassination with us. Next episode: Mumbai If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuvah, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hi...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 8 – Miami
November 30, 2021 05:49 - 59.8 MBAnd now we venture into Hitman 2 proper with its first real level, Miami. While you may think of beaches and amusement parks when you think of Florida, our visit to the sun-bleached state has us attending an open-wheel race. Still, there's plenty of sun, vibrant colors, and mayhem to be had. Next episode: Columbia If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro m...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 7 – Hawke’s Bay
November 05, 2021 06:53 - 59.4 MBWelcome back, 47. I hope you've enjoyed your time off. It's time to hit men. 2. I'm sorry, I'm no Dianna, that was a bit rough. But I'm sure I'll get accustomed to the role soon enough. We're starting up Hitman 2 with its bite-sized tutorial mission, Nightcall, set in scenic Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. I hope you brought your swimsuit. Or something. Next episode: Miami If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro ...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 6 – Hokkaido
September 02, 2021 07:30 - 70.1 MBIt's time to close out Hitman 2016. This time, we're headed to a private hospital for a level that has perhaps been overhyped for Ryan, but we're still excited to talk about. The last hurrah before we head into Hitman 2. Next month: Hawke's Bay If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 5 – Colorado
August 03, 2021 20:06 - 61.3 MBTaking a trip to the family farm is the best choice we could have made. We're not sure WHERE in Colorado we are. In fact, apparently the two missions set in Colorado, while using the same map, canonically take place in two UNRELATED militia-controlled Colorado farms. Kinda makes you wonder what's up with the Centennial State, doesn't it? Let me tell you: some damn fine Hitman, that's what. Next month: Hokkaido If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdett...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 4 – Bangkok
July 05, 2021 03:29 - 43.9 MBThe drums alone are not enough, sadly. We all came into this level with fond memories of our time with it, but it turns out that when we really focused in on it, Bangkok wasn't ready for that level of scrutiny. There's too much empty space, too much repeated space, and nobody likes realizing they've been climbing the wrong tower this whole time. Next episode: Colorado. If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 3 – Marrakesh
June 02, 2021 06:25 - 77.9 MBIt's another sprawling map on this month's Bald Gun Guy Podcast... but this one actually has focus? It also has Yuri Lowenthal voicing a ton of POCs, though, which is =\ Between A Gilded Cage and A House Built on Sand, Morocco gives us plenty to talk about. Next month: Bangkok If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hi...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 2 – Sapienza
April 28, 2021 19:42 - 76.5 MBGood to see you again, 47. We're sending you to Italy- a seaside town called "Sapienza," to be precise. You won't find it on any maps, leading some to refer to it as a "fictional" town. Nevertheless, beautiful vistas and classic Italian architecture await you in the most expansive location you've visited yet. The only question is, is there enough there to fill that space? Good luck. Next month: Marrakesh If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, a...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 1 – Paris
March 17, 2021 05:36 - 87.8 MBWelcome back, 47. I hear Paris is lovely this time of year. Most times of year, actually: that's the annoying thing about Paris. We're sending you to a fashion show in hopes that you'll "bring the house down." That's in quotes to imply that we want you to murder some people. On this episode of the Bald Gun Guy Podcast: a model, an auction, a fireworks display, a battle axe blunder, and more. Next month: Sapienza! If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixd...
Bald Gun Guy Podcast Episode 0 – ICA Training Facility
February 18, 2021 19:15 - 43.5 MBWelcome to the ICA, initiate. This is the latest Scanline Media podcast, where Ryan, Six, and Tai play through Hitman's World of Assassination trilogy, one level at a time. For our episode zero, we're playing the ICA Training Facility, and its two parts: the Freeform Training and the Final Test. Last one to choke a mechanic is a rotten egg! Next episode: Paris. See you next month. If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuva...