Bad Book Bash

Kissing Coffins: Episode 1

Quick recap: Raven Madison is a goth girl in the town of "Dullsville", who claims she doesn't fit in because the rest of the town is too preppy, but in reality it's because she's a judgmental pick-me. She meets Alexander Sterling, the only other goth she's ever met so they immediately fall in love. Everyone in town, including Raven, thinks Alexander is a vampire, until he proves to them he's just a regular kid who likes Hot "Gothic". But then it turns out he actually IS a vampire!! In VK2: "K...

Chapters Gameplay: Love at Stake pt 5

Lucien talks more about his vampire childhood, and complains about how his own 100-year-old daughter is but a young infant. Meanwhile, he continues to pursue the busty 25-year-old Paulelica when she's just trying to girl-boss it over here. Paul gleefully throws away Betsy's money on in-app diamonds in order to make questionable decisions for his fictional cartoon daughter, and talks about the sexy in-game birds. No like literal birds; griffins and were-pigeons. Become a supporter of this pod...

Chapters Gameplay: Love at Stake pt 4

Paulelica continues to try to find Lucien a love match, while he continues to waste her time in his attempts to f*ck her. Lucien makes Paulelica wait at the bar while he goes on dates, then when she gets mad, he apologizes by buying her more drinks at the bar while he continues to go on more dates. Betsy and Paul discuss vampire hygiene (are they anti-germ theory?) as well as old vampire stock options (what do you mean, there's no more Ottoman Empire?!) Become a supporter of this podcast: ht...

Clip 2 from ACOTAR Review

This trailer contains snippets of the "Courts of thorns and roses"/ACOTAR season we did a while back. I've been going back and fixing the audio on the older seasons, because as many of you know, the audio wasn't great and i didn't have the equipment that I have now. if you'd like to hear the full season of ACOTAR, and not just clips, head on over to my patreon page at patreon.com/badbookbash where, for $5 a month, you can listen to all the new and improved episodes, as well as visual elements...

Clip 1 from ACOTAR Review

This trailer contains snippets of the "Courts of thorns and roses"/ACOTAR season we did a while back. I've been going back and fixing the audio on the older seasons, because as many of you know, the audio wasn't great and i didn't have the equipment that I have now. if you'd like to hear the full season of ACOTAR, and not just clips, head on over to my patreon page at patreon.com/badbookbash where, for $5 a month, you can listen to all the new and improved episodes, as well as visual elements...

Clips 2 from "Dark Heroine" Book Review

Clips from "Dark Heroine" Review

Hey folks! So since I've been busy with wedding planning, I haven't had much time to work on new episodes, however I've gone back to some older seasons and edited the "Dark Heroine" season into one giant episode; if you'd like to listen to the full thing, visit www.patreon.com/badbookbash. I also edited the audio; granted it's still not great since I was recording on my phone back then so there's only so much I can do to fix it, but I think it's still a little bit better than before. Anywho p...

The Italian's Christmas Housekeeper - Episode 6 (FINALE!)

Salvio and Molly get married despite her miscarriage, because he tells her that she's still fertile enough to give him kids. He doesn't want an equal partner, he essentially wants a baby-making sex slave, and poor Molly goes along with it because he also agreed to pay her brother's debts. The entire struggle of their relationship is Molly trying to convince Salvio that she deserves to be seen as an equal, and eventually he does; but that's something that should have been given to her by defau...

The Italian's Christmas Housekeeper - Episode 5

Salvio claims he can smell if a woman is on her period....? Also he proposes to Molly, telling her he is only proposing because she is agreeable, beddable, and pregnant, then he's confused when she's sad at how fucked up his proposal is. Keego and Alex talk about how Salvio is turning into a literally dick Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

The Italian's Christmas Housekeeper - Episode 4

Molly confesses to Salvio that she is pregnant; he accuses her of tricking him into impregnanting her for his money...even though he was the one who seduced her, brought the condoms, and offered her a job. He also accused her of lying and saying it was someone else's baby; despite knowing that they only had sex a week ago (how did she even know she was pregnant within 7 days??) and that she was a virgin before him. Then he's so mad he sleeps with her again. This is why we hate billionaires. ...

The Italian's Christmas Housekeeper - Episode 3

Molly takes up Salvio's offer for a new job, since Lady Avery fired her out of jealousy. Salvio thinks Molly is a stalker for this, even though he knows she has nowhere to go and he's half the reason she was fired. Molly also finds out that she is pregnant, despite the mini mountain of condoms she and Salvio burned through and it only being a week since they hooked up. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

The Italian's Christmas Housekeeper - Episode 2

Molly has to prepare dinner for the Averys and Salvio, but she gets distracted by her own horniness and ruins the whole dinner. Later, she joins Salvio in his room for a nightcap, where, despite being a complete virgin, she turns out to be a master at sex because of course she is. All female characters written in these sorts of books are basically sexual Mary-Sues. Keego explains to the audience the story of the Amsterdam-dad-glory-hole story, and Alex talks about his love-hate relationship w...

The Italian's Christmas Housekeeper: Episode 1

We have a Christmas special for Bad Book Bash! Join Keego, Alex Byrne, and Betsy as we review “The Italian’s Christmas Housekeeper”. This book was picked because of the hilarious description on the back, starting with this line:“Shy Housekeeper Molly Miller always tries her best.”Molly is an English maid who meets Italian billionaire Salvio De Gennaro, who has only two personality traits: being rich and being from Naples. Him and Molly fall for each other through a story cascade featuring emo...

Chapters Gameplay: Love at Stake Part 3

Paulelica faces more stressors at work, such as human discrimination and sexual harassment, but luckily she deals with it by getting wasted in the middle of the day. Lucien, like all vampires we've encountered in this podcast, insists on acting like he's 15 instead of 15-hundred. Paul gets upset that so many CEOs are trying to buy female interns (not hire), and also thinks Snape is sexy. We also spend all of our money trying to compliment Lucien but it's still not good enough. Become a suppo...

Chapters Gameplay: Love at Stake Part 2

We learn more about our character's backstory, like how she knows about the supernatural world because her mom was bitten by a WEREBADGER?? Paul thinks Lucian is the ideal sigma male, and Betsy tells her fiance how she fancies Robin Hood, the cartoon fox version. Our character (Paulelica) also has to take "samples" from her vampire client Lucian, and it's as cringe as you think it is. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Chapters Gameplay: Love At Stake Part 1

NEW PODCAST SERIES ALERT!! Listen in as we do a gameplay of the infamous, interactive story app “Chapters”. In this app, you play a character; usually a young, busty woman, and make decisions for her as she navigates her creepy, supernatural romance plotline. Our “Chapters” gameplay has all of the cringe, ghoulish plotlines as our regular YA novels, but way more consent because this time, WE’RE in charge! Even better, I waste my money on in-game purchases so you don’t have to Become a suppo...

Vampire Kisses: Episode 5 FINALE

We've reached the end of our journey with Raven Madison and Alexander Sterling! They get ready to go to the school "Snow Ball" together; a dance where everyone is supposed to wear white but the two goth teenagers show up wearing all black because dressing differently is the only way they know how to rebel. At the dance, drama ensues involving Trevor and Becky. And at the very end of the book, we finally find out if Alexander is a vampire or not. Also Ren is still angry that in real life, nobo...

Vampire Kisses: Episode 4

The Sterling family continues to drop major hints that they're vampires, not at all trying to maintain secrecy in this tiny, boring suburban town. Raven also continues to commit more crimes, such as breaking and entering into the totally-not-a-vampire-family house in order to get to know the guy she has a crush on. I mean it wouldn't be a YA book if there wasn't some sort of stalking, right? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Vampire Kisses: Episode 3

"Weekend's coming up, time to do some skanking!" -Becky CheatleRaven and Trevor continue their terrible feud, by taping things to Raven's locker (and only her locker, like she doesn't even touch his). Also, Betsy revisits her memories of church camp, and Becky reveals that Betsy's fellow campers were probably trying to get her to unalive herself. Rude. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Vampire Kisses: Episode 2

Halloween is upon us, both in the real world and in the "Vampire Kisses" novel! Raven decides to be edgy for Halloween and dresses up as a normie tennis player. She then goes to the creepy mansion with the new family, and instead of asking for candy, asks for toast because she's QuIRKy! Meanwhile, her arch nemesis, Trevor, is still trying to get with her despite the horrific sex crime she committed against him. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bas...

Vampire Kisses: Episode 1

Our newest season on Bad Book Bash stars Irish comedians Ren Forsythe and Becky Cheatle as we review the vampire teen series, “Vampire Kisses”! Raven Madison is a goth girl trapped in a suburbanite town….and that’s really all there is to her personality. Nobody at school likes her; she claims it’s because of how she dresses but she equally makes fun of her peers for wearing Tommy Hilfiger so maybe they’re just tired of her pick-me-ass bullshit. Everything changes when the Sterling family mov...

Midnight Sun: Episode 16 (FINALE)

We've reached the end of our review for Midnight Sun! The Cullens enact their plan for saving Bella and killing James. Edward finally has a chance to meet Bella's mom, Renee, and is nothing but a judgemental prick for no reason. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Midnight Sun: Episode 15

We finally reach the main conflict of the story after only 15 episodes yayyyyy! It's that famous baseball scene we all know and love. Also, Jess feels bad for Charlie and wants to sit on his face Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Midnight Sun: Episode 14

We learn more about Carlisle and Edward's past; the only thing we like about Edward is the one thing he hates the most about himself. Go figure. Jasper starts acting like a cuck around Bella and Edward Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Podcast Update, New Series Release & Patreon info

We are going to release a walk-through review of a story from the "Chapters" app! The video can be found under the Patreon page. Also, I have a Patreon page, please give me money: https://www.patreon.com/BadBookBash Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Midnight Sun: Episode 13

Edward and Bella confess their love to each other, despite only dating for 2 weeks. Bella expresses interest in sexy time, but Edward tells her that he is afraid of literally crushing her skull. Jess tells the story of how she fainted during her first kiss Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Midnight Sun: Episode 12

Betsy and her guests talk about which of the Cullens they'd do sexy things with Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Midnight Sun: Episode 11

Edward finally reveals his sexy, sparkly skin to Bella, who immediately thinks that he's on fire because the sparkles are so strong?? She runs to him and tries to put him out. Edward then admits to watching her sleep at night, and she responds in her typical atypical way. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Midnight Sun: Episode 10

Edward and Bella talk more about their dating history, which is basically non-existent for either of them. Jess highly doubts that Edward is a 90-year-old virgin and goes on a rant about what a liar Edward is. Also, it's revealed that Edward would have totally murdered Bella if he didn't fall in love with her. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Midnight Sun: Episode 9

Bella and Edward both get themselves cancelled in this episode. Bella goes on and calls herself "disabled" while Edward continues with the 3 P's of red flags: being a pervert, pussy, and pedo. Bella gets in an argument with Jessica because she doesn't "know" Edward like she does, while forgetting that Bella herself doesn't know him either. Also, Betsy and her guests talk about the sexy new trend on TikTok where people are leaning against a wall and making their partners' bellies get all tingl...

Midnight Sun: Episode 8

Edward gets himself mad by imagining a hypothetical scenario where Mike Newton is a vampire, and then gets angry at fake vampire Mike Newton, while also reassuring himself that he's not that bad because he isn't as bad as imaginary vampire Mike. Then he follows/stalks Bella and her friends while they're shopping, and happens to save Bella from some bad dudes. Bella learns about Edward's stalking and instead of being upset by it, is flattered. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.s...

Midnight Sun: Episode 7

Edward continues to stalk and breathe in Bella's stank; meanwhile my guests discuss how someone can be "genetically sexy", wtf a genome is, and if Stephanie Meyer and JK Rowling have ever hung out? Also, Edward throws a panic attack because Bella falls asleep and shade falls onto her. That's not an exaggeration, that's literally the plot of an entire chapter is how the movement of the sun makes Edward throw a fit. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-...

Midnight Sun: Episode 6

Honestly not much continues with the plot, as 95% of this book is Edward moping, plotting, and stalking. He gets upset that Mike Newton likes Bella, to the point where he fantasizes about murdering him. Also, Jess, Sinead, and Betsy get into vampire philosophy, like does the "half your age plus 7" rule apply for vampires? Is period blood less appealing to vampires than regular blood? And why doesn't Edward get a hobby? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-...

Midnight Sun: Episode 5

Edward decides to breathe in Bella's scent for a full 8 hours every night so he can get used to her stank. Then, he offers to drive her for 3 hours to a nearby city, while repeatedly telling her he's dangerous. She, for some weird reason, accepts, much to his dismay and delight. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

Midnight Sun: Episode 4

I'm not gonna lie, listeners, not much really happens as far as plot in this episode. Edward continues to sulk, stalk, and simmer while Bella just goes about her day being an average teenage girl. Although one particular note in this section, Edward realizes that he loves her, although everyone on the pod agrees its just an extreme form of limerence. Also, Jess and Sinead rave about Charlie's porn 'stache Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--588...

Midnight Sun: Episode 3

Apologies for the late upload, I was busy with my day job which is how I eat and pay rent Edward continues to be flabbergasted at the most basic mundane things that Bella does, such as: driving safe, being a shy person, and displaying empathy. For someone who's lived to be as old as him, you'd think nothing surprised him anymore. His other family members, however, literally want to murder her. That's something they missed in the movies! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreake...

Midnight Sun: Episode 2

We talk about Jessica...no not our lovely comedian guest star Jessica Collins (we wait for her to leave before talking about her), but Jessica Stanley, Bella's frenemy in "Twilight"/"Midnight Sun". Edward is annoyed that she finds him hot, even though literally every other girl feels the same way. Edward continues to broil in his hanger as Bella's stank torments him further; he even pulverizes a chair over it. Also, the guests compare the Cullens to the hit TV show, "Jersey Shore" Become a s...

Midnight Sun: Episode 1

This season's book is "Midnight Sun", a "Twilight" spin-off written by the main lady herself; Stephanie Meyer!! "Midnight Sun" is "Twilight" from Edward's perspective, and somehow SM managed to make this version even more creepy and cringe than her original book! Our guests for this season are the lovely and hilarious Irish comedians, Sinead Walsh and Jessica Collins. Find them on instagram at @sineadwalshcomedy and @divajesscoll Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/p...

His Retribution: Episode 11 (FINALE)

Once again, we have vampires trying to SA a young teenage girl, but luckily this girl literally has claws and forgets until the last second that she's a werewolf and kicks the pervert's ass. The werewolf rescue crew are able to find the vampire layer pretty quickly, as in it was probably just in the field over from their little town. Azalea gives birth in the middle of a war scene Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 10

We're shown Bancroft Warwick's layer, which includes all the typical villain stuff like dungeons crawling with vampires and a long-ass table where he forces his enemies to dine with him even though Banny himself doesn't eat regular food. Vlad gets his ass kicked by a grown ass adult and everyone is pretty okay with it Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 9

Azalea gets kidnapped....again...and we learn that the nefarious force behind this whole book is a vampire named BANCROFT WARWICK!! Mike is delighted and also enraged that we finally reached some werewolf action in this book Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 8

All the adults are creepily trying to pry Azalea away from Vlad and into Maddox's arms, even though Maddox doesn't respect her boundaries whatsoever but that's just the norm for this werewolf society Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 7

The Alpha and Beta's children are kidnapped!! The adults rush to take action...but not before stopping for Thai food first. Felix and Mike talk about pregnancy kinks and the war in Ukraine Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 6

Liam doesn't want to go to his wife's baby shower because toxic masculinity is gospel in this book. Felix, not our guest but a character in this book, has a shockingly huge penis, even though all the male werewolves do so I suppose it's not really that shocking. We have another horribly cringy sex scene, and Mike and Felix (not the weird wolf one) talk about piss play Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 5

Azalea's family continue to spend time with her in-laws/her abusers/the people who murdered her parents; Liam still doesn't understand why they aren't besties already. Also, we meet a new vampire character, although it's not the kind of vampire we were expecting. Felix and Mike discuss how pregnant sex is the safest form of safe sex Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 4

A bunch of werewolf refugees show up at the Blood Eclipse pack, and for some reason our author decided that refugees should smell like literal trash. Azalea and Liam keep getting horny at the most inappropriate of times; once you think it's gotten as bad as it could get, they just surprise you some more. Felix and Mike discuss unicorn dicks Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 3

This episode has another gross sex scene between Azalea and Liam, more messed-up wolf biology, and Liam forcing Azalea to be around his parents/her parents' murderers/her child abusers. What a dreamboat Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.

His Retribution: Episode 2

We are back with Liam and Azalea, after many years of marital bliss/Stockholm Syndrome kicking in. They have 2 boys, both given "L" names to keep with the trend, and an adopted daughter named Missy. Both Liam and Azalea are suspicious of Missy's boyfriend Vlad because he smells kinda weird and he is totally definitely not a vampire...Also, Felix and Mike invent a new, problematic word called "wobo" Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/su...

His Retribution: Episode 1 (Recap of "His Redemption")

This episode is a recap of the first book in Quirky Quinn's series, "His Redemption". "His Retribution" is the 2nd book in the series. In the last book, Azalea grew up as a child slave in Liam's family's pack house. Him and his whole family physically and emotionally abused her while also forcing her to clean their house. However once they both turned 17, they realized they were each other's moon-given mates, so Liam stopped abusing her because his werewolf hormones told him to. They went thr...

Vampirates: Episode 7 (FINALE)

Apologies for the late upload, I've been vomiting my brains out the past few days from the flu. Finally Connor and Grace's stories collide! Connor and his pirate buddies make a reservation at a nearby land pub; how considerate of them to book ahead. Meanwhile, Grace is trying to fight off a thirsty (pun intended) vampirate, and the vampirate captain comes to her rescue as a swarm of bees? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support.