This week we are joined by friend and special guest, Gretchen to discuss a woman who lost her shit at Disney waiting on line for a pretzel with her 3-year-old and took to Facebook to vent her frustrations on single, childless people...and their short shorts.


Moral to the Story: PACK FUCKING SNACKS!


Other Fun Topics Discussed:


Mallory equates dogs to toddlers and toddlers to drunk adults.
Gretchen went to Niagara Falls in utero and shockingly doesn't remember it.
We would love to hear what A Non Mom Happy Hour thinks.
New travel document: Trip disclosures for kids.
Mallory's dad had to go to the Hall of Presidents while his parents enjoyed the Disney parade.
Gretchen bitch slaps the mic.