Episode Five: Love is a Complicated Everything

In this week's episode (the final in the get-to-know us series), Tamu & Mallory discuss their relationship red flags. Some examples are: don't be a bad kisser, don't send dicktures (dictures? you get it), and don't tell Tamu you took an epic dump in a local supermarket after eating cheese curds. They also turn the tables on themselves and talk about what their own red flags are.

Moral to the Story: We can't be your everything, find a hobby.

Other Fun Topics Discussed:

Tamu learns what a Coco Roo is.
Mallory explains what pull tabs are.
The pitbull on the NYC subway.
Beauty standards are impossible.
Neil Patrick Harris could never be a Trump supporter.
Dating a taxidermist ticks off a box on Mallory's bucket list.
If Bad at Love Pod ruled the world, Tamu would be napping.
Mallory got killed in the video game, Democracy for giving free lunch to kids...thanks Democracy.
The Minnesota locked bathroom door policy.

New Potential Band Names: Fondling Assholes (could be a classical music orchestra, no?)