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Turns out, The Bastards and their new friends are big fans of hotels.
They are not big fans, of paying, or answering the phone.
Follow our crew through a maze of avoidance, as they sample the wares of their new hideout while the phone rings off the hook because WHO just charged 20 luxury suites to the Urthean Army??
Hurry up and slam that Sandean caviar, boys. We got some'splainin to doooo.

Staring
The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon
Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews

Edited By Daniel Matthews
Producer - Taylor Van Biljon
Marketing Coordinator - Nekola
Art for this weeks episode by Max Behrens

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Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi

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