Guardians (2017) / Защитники

I've been waiting for this! One of the best reasons to wax poetic about the internet is the wide spread of information, so you can bet I was in awe when I saw an image online of a half-man half-bear creature wielding a rail gun in what was supposed to be "the Russian Avengers". Needless to say, I moved heaven and Earth to find a copy, and now here we are, atop the precipice of greatness. Will this film be off-the-wall amazing? or 'one of the worst films ever made' as touted by Wikipedia? 

Only one way to find out...