144. Speaking Of Segways... (The Bachelor[s] AU S10 E10-11)

We're at the very tail end of 'Finals Week', and in a move that definitely has nothing to do with budget restraints, the show has decided to combine Hometowns with the Meet The Parents (as well as a drop-in from the dreaded Fourth Bachelor) into one great big calamitous clusterfuck. We sat down to record right after Episode 11 aired to figure out how ready (or not ready) everyone seems to be to get engaged, we try and get our heads around Thomas' desire to "create life from scratch", and grapple with just what Damien's deal is, and how it might involve the 'Seven Figure Academy'?