Chaos

Welcome to the first season of Bachademia that covers Bachelor in Paradise and honestly, this is what we have been waiting for. So, to mark this momentous occasion we have brought back one of our favorite guests, Montana Smith! Question of the week? What components of a date would you most like to have happen on BiP (ie., some type of games, food tasting)?The show starts with David Spade, I will admit, I think Joe Dirt is one of the funniest movies ever. Where is the Intro music with the cast? So we get to meet the beginning people, I will say their name and you give me a thought about them:Abigail - Matt’s seasonSerna P - Matt’s SeasonBrendan - Claire and TayshiaTahzjuan - Was baked alive on BiPIvan - Tayshia and ClaireVictoria - Matt’s seasonMari - got booped with dildoKenny - C&TKelsey - Pete’s season and got the champaign facialConor B - Katie’s seasonJessenia - Matt’s seasonJoe - has been in everythingNatashia - PeterTammy - PeterTre - KatieAaron - KatieNoah - TayshiaDeandrea - Peter’s seasonMaurissa - Peter’s seasonJames - KatieSerena -Matt’s seasonKarl - KatieWells sets the vibe and lets everyone know that love can happen, there is always uneven numbers of men and women, and you go home if you don’t get a rose. The rest is totally between the contestants and the crabs..Thoughts on the overall vibe of the contestants? I saw something that said the women seemed there to hook up and the men seemed to be there to find a long-term relationship or date other men (looking at you Aaron and James)So, Abigail gets the first date card and pairs off with Noah, they talk and smash pinatas. Grocery store Joe is having a crisis. He said he was in the right head space to be on the show, thoughts? He has been eyeing Serena P. from the get go, but so has Ivan and every other guy. He eventually gets time with her and they talk about how old he is.Connor B. and Maurissa make out, thoughts on their connection?Tre and Tahz make out and Tahz says Tre kisses better than his uncle (insert break screech). What?Kenny and Mari make out…Jessenia and Ivan lock lips…Supposedly this is a record...what are we to make of all this necking? Will this create more or less drama? The next morning Demi shows up...as a reminder Demi was on a previous season and brought her then girlfriend. Obviously, having someone who is bisexual on the show adds a major wrench into the very rigid male and female pairings, predictions?Alright, so a couple wrap up questions:What couple will absolutely stay together and why?Who will bring the most drama and with whom will it be?Who do you want to see that hasn’t arrived?Lessons learned?Montana, you get the final word…