Buddha Bill

Welcome to Bachademia. This week we have a very special guest with us, Academic Advisor extraordinaire Heather Asmus. Heather, what do our listeners need to know bout you?Bill had knee surgery on Wednesday. High on drugs from his procedure he asked his nurse this brilliant question: Would you rather use a dating app that generated possible romantic partners using your Amazon purchases to connect you with people or your Netflix account? Spotify?TMonday night’s episode began with Kendall and Joe. The conversation reveals that their breakup was about location not how they feel about each other, Kendall still has feelings for Joe, and Kendall still doesn’t seem interested in living in Chicago?Bill does a little XC on Long DistanceMari would like to carry things on with Kenny and lets him know she messed up. He doesn’t turn her away but also doesn’t commit. In his confessional he admits he has feelings for her but doesn’t quite trust her. Demi is upset by this. And Tia. She let’s Kenny know she’s hurt he didn’t just choose her. Kenny is in a pickle, as Demi so accurately stated. Kenny makes it clear he’s gonna keep exploring things with Mari and Tia and Demi. So naturally, Demi asks Kenny to go to the boom boom room with her. CRINGE. Talk this out.Brenden tells Natasha he wouldn’t entertain anyone new if they showed up on the beach. Really subtle foreshadowing happening here. Enter Piper. Tuesday’s night’s episode began with Tituss Burgess arriving as host and announcing that a select few would be attending a VIP party. The people left behind are salty and some, I’m looking at you Maurissa, start crying.At the party, four new women show up but we really only see two: Chelsea and Alana. Alana immediately pulls Chris aside. Chris tells Jessenia he’ll BRB. WHAAAT? Chris apparently left his sense of right and wrong back at the beach, makes out with Alana and Jessenia walks in on it. He tries to kinda keep things cool with Jessenia by talking with her but then proceeds to super make out with Alana right in front of Jessenia-- like two feet from her. Mari and Kenny have the same conversation as last episode again. Mari-- I like you. Kenny- I’m scared. They make out. Demi is upset. "I just had a one night stand that doesn’t want anything to do with me." Ummm… isn’t that kinda of what a one night stand is. I kinda feel like Demi is using that she and Kenny had sex as leverage. Jessenia is rightfully feeling down. Kinda thought she was leaving the whole show and not just the party. But she is sad on the beach. The next day, Chris is also sad. Alana shows up and asserts in the most American way that she’s putting herself and what she wants first. She gets a date card and asks Chris out. Meanwhile Joe gets fired up and leads a coup. I didn’t see Joe as such a leader and yet here we are. BIP is full of surprises. He feels like Alana and Chris should go home. They aren’t here to find love. Chelsea asks Aaron on a date. They ride horses. While on their date, Becca gets a date card. She asks Thomas but first talks to Tammy. ( I love Becca… but whhhhhy Thomas). She and Thomas have a bland date.Tammy cries. Aaron is sure Thomas has bad intentions and is sad no one listens to him. Everyone hates Chris and Alana and force them off the beach. Chris leaves. Alana doesn’t want to leave but leaves and is mad about it. Chris goes to the wrong car. Next week’s preview seems to suggest things go poorly for old Brenden and Piper. People are licking peoples toes. Kendall is sad that Joe is moving on. Lil Jon shows up. I’m in for it all.Lessons learned?Heather, any shoutouts?