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Awkward Moms Club

69 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago -

Awkward moms talking about awkward stuff. Join our club.

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Who Would Choose a Robin Williams Skin Suit?

April 28, 2023 17:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

If an AI clone (of yourself) was affordable and available, would you have one? And why would you choose a robin williams skin suit? Murder or mordor. How many ways can you ground yourself? Burning questions return. 

Carrot Cake Cookie

April 05, 2023 17:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MB

like damn, that carrot cake cookie is fire. or carrot cock....we're back! so sorry for the pause. hope you're good.

The Saddest Day-Accidental Delete

March 10, 2023 12:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MB

What's the worst crime? Crumbl recap, and an accidental delete. Did you have a high school nightmare? 

What's the Girth of a Seal?

March 03, 2023 12:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

Crumbl this week review, 90s nostalgia, ALL THAT, Pierre Escargot & Ask Ashley. 127 inches. Still ISO a producer and the rambling. 

You Ever Been Sick Of Your Own Face?

February 24, 2023 12:00 - 47 minutes - 32.3 MB

Digeredoo at AJs, What REALLY happened to Dave Hollis? Trace that "human" hair extension back to the head. I-O-I-O. Crumbl crumbled our hearts this week. D+ at best. 

Valentine's but make it 2/17

February 17, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

How many times have you seen the titanic? Nuuly and Vegas and is Christia the one to assault Busta Rhymes? Karaoke at AJs.  Jake and Ashley's Love Day! 

A Tale of Two Jojos

February 10, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MB

What do Jojos and THE Jojo have in common? Matcha and other interesting drinks. Afternoon tequila and all the funny things

St Thomas & Jost Van Dyke

February 03, 2023 19:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MB

Why is it called a layover? Should be called a fuckover. ORDER the churro cookie. You're welcome

overminded and st thomas views

January 27, 2023 12:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

edie gets a passport and world domination. bunco snacks, brit brit gets a tattoo and here for miley's petty.

What's an area code?

January 20, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

just like rappers of old Ashley's got hos in different area codes. Another day another boomer fight in a parking lot. What is it with 5 year old girls? 474 vs 253 & olestra fart squirts.

what's an area code?

January 20, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

just like rappers of old Ashley's got hos in different area codes. Another day another boomer fight in a parking lot. What is it with 5 year old girls? 474 vs 253 & olestra fart squirts.

Christia meet Chris Gaines

January 13, 2023 12:00 - 44 minutes - 30.8 MB

Subaru drama, christia's confession, bad cookie memories and crumbl cast. Also, can you grow hair on your tongue? 

Wrong, Michael

January 06, 2023 12:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MB

We're back, bitches! Merry Christmas and happy new year! Your first dream is how your year will go and well, Christia's is gonna be wild. Crumbl of the week. 

Gingerbread Grandma Throw Down

December 16, 2022 12:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MB

Ashley fights a grandma, recap of Vegass, stop what you're doing and get the crumbl cookies this week! #DoubleDoorDash

James Brown Sent Ya

December 09, 2022 12:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MB

Is Dolly Parton the first ever Hannah Montana? WWDollyD? And is Disneyworld 0% magic now? Winter tour woes. What happens in Vegas stays in Veg-ass. 

143 babay

December 02, 2022 12:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

After Thanksgiving rehash, elf on the shelf, Christmas and did NSYNC invent Cybersex

Thanksgiving Gobbles

November 24, 2022 15:00 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MB

Crumbl cast, guest host LINDSEY, little walk down memory lane thanks to a memory box from Indiana. Christia gets the right grandpa for once. 

Happy Birthday, Cookie (Christia)

November 18, 2022 12:00 - 3 minutes - 2.22 MB

Ladies and gentlemen Christia is 40 for the 4th year in a row, doesn't she look great. Tell her she looks great and send cookies! 

Happy Birthday, Cookie (Christia)

November 18, 2022 12:00 - 3 minutes - 2.22 MB

Ladies and gentlemen Christia is 40 for the 4th year in a row, doesn't she look great. Tell her she looks great and send cookies! 

Help! We Need A Shit Doctor.

November 16, 2022 17:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MB

Today we talk about Tay tay ticket woes and discuss kids peeing the bed (we will never catch up on laundry). As always  this is a crumbl cast!

Let Me See Yaa Grill, Daddy

November 11, 2022 12:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MB

tit-tanning and the gift of the magi. crumbl cast, and confessions of a swiftie 

A Tale of Two Nicks

November 09, 2022 12:00 - 32 minutes - 22.1 MB

Deep dive down the long list of Nick Cannon's baby names...and  sos we need a producer. 

Jen? Gin? Kevin Federline? And Kevin McCallister?

November 04, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MB

An old friend of the podcast returns. Are Farrah from Teen Mom and Howie from the Backstreet Boys the same person?

Jen? Gin? Kevin Federline? And Kevin McCallister?

November 04, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MB

An old friend of the podcast returns. Are Farrah from Teen Mom and Howie from the Backstreet Boys the same person?

Dice, Son (named by Huck) and wifey material

November 02, 2022 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

ER Visits, trick or treat, and wifey material or basic human responsibilities. 

Dice, Son (named by Huck) and wifey vmaterial

November 02, 2022 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

ER Visits, trick or treat, and wifey material or basic human responsibilities. 

What do Joey Fatone and Taylor Swift have in common??

October 28, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

Ashley and Christia are taking a hiatus but our guest hosts are ready to rock and roll.

What do Joey Fatone and Taylor Swift have vin common??

October 28, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

Ashley and Christia are taking a hiatus but our guest hosts are ready to rock and roll.

Gigli, gigli, gigli

October 26, 2022 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20 MB

JLO + Ben in a full length feature film? Who's seen it...not us. Halloween party recap and 18 years.

#AwkwardMomsHalloween

October 21, 2022 11:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MB

Sweetly, dirtier, dirtier, and I would know Nora's farts anywhere. Breakthrough performance of the year, and EEJ the fashion critic.

Sex, Lies & Barney

October 19, 2022 11:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MB

Ashley stans for Baby Bop and might be Scooter Mcnutty. Dong Vampires and TAXES!

Cinderella & Cinderanna

October 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

Touch my bosom please and watch us morph into decrepit grandmas. Bippity Boppity Bitch. Tara Reid smells like pumpkin spiced lattes and learn how Ashley got kicked out of Lenscrafters.

Cinderella & Cinderanna

October 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

Touch my bosom please and watch us morph into decrepit grandmas. Bippity Boppity Bitch. Tara Reid smells like pumpkin spiced lattes and learn how Ashley got kicked out of Lenscrafters.

Travel Like A Dad

October 12, 2022 11:00 - 32 minutes - 22.1 MB

Happy Birthday Jake Burch!!!  Celebrity Look Alikes and Bridgerton recaps. 

cookie town baybeeeeeeee

October 07, 2022 11:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

let's talk about the lost child stars and yellow canary diamond ring mined from a vagina near you.  jeffrey and best books you've read.

A Failed Marc Anthony Diamond

October 05, 2022 11:00 - 30 minutes - 21.3 MB

Front fire, always and forever, still burning warm for JLO. Seriously. She's still Jenny from the block. Favorite JLO coupling? Burning Question and leave a message at the tone. Byyyyyye

Fuck Seinfeld

September 30, 2022 11:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MB

Not the guy, but the show though.  John Mayer 4 ever. All john mayer, all the time but CP still STANS him with Andy. 

un-CUM-fertable convos

September 28, 2022 11:00 - 34 minutes - 23.6 MB

An ode to Kyle Crownover yet again! He's seriously the best.   And breakfast qat the caf.

Help...I've had a Waxident

September 23, 2022 11:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MB

Front fire and not in the good way. Speidi and are all dogs virgins? Flexidern TM

Corn, Korn and Quorn

September 21, 2022 10:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MB

No clothes packed, oranges in sweet water, and kids forgetting shit. What are your 3 deserted island things? 

Susan Lucci's Golden Coochie (fanfic)

September 15, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

Talking about the one and only Fat One, Susan Lucci fan fic, and hire your papparazzi you'll want to be seen listening to this episode.  Also sorry, Vodka. Real Corn Nuts call us. 

House For Sale-Dog In Door Included

September 14, 2022 11:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MB

Halloween costumes, 69 degrees, christina's backup dancers and more 

Ashley's going to jail

September 09, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

Is she going to jail for aiding and abetting Christia? Or is she going to jail for stealing $800 worth of panties from Victoria's Secret? OR for doing the worst Jessica Simpson impersonation ever? Tune in and find out. *DICKsclaimer: Don't listen until 6PM or so ;)

Fuck Wookie Goldblum

September 07, 2022 10:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MB

Shave your eyebrows, strap on your jock, and call Ye because we got that good good imodium for Kim. But also who is Wookie? 

1st Annual Awkward Mom's Club Talent Show

September 02, 2022 11:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

Grab both of your eye patches, we are heading to a scary movie. If the movie's too much we'll head out to the parking lot for the 1st Annual Awkward Mom's Club Talent Show. We cover allowance and chores and recapping Ashley's various talent show escapades. 

Do mermaids lactate pumpkin spice?

August 31, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MB

It's pumpkin spice season, witches! The great debate, Starbs vs. Dunkin'. You know what you did and top Disney Cruise tips....

Do mermaids lactate pumpkin spice?

August 31, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MB

It's pumpkin spice season, witches! The great debate, Starbs vs. Dunkin'. You know what you did and top Disney Cruise tips....

Wrong, Grandpa...

August 26, 2022 11:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MB

Did you ever perform for your family as a child? I bet it differs greatly from the way Ashely performed for her family. Pls don't ask her about this in public. And how did Christia get her feminist awakening? Listen here to find out. 

Happy Shitty Birthday

August 24, 2022 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MB

Special guest star...seriously special and celebrating our own Ashley. Nothing is off limits in this wild episode. 

If You're LIstening, Congrats! You Survived The Apocalypse

August 19, 2022 11:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

Grab your jug of jungle juice and buckle up. This episode is all about surviving the rat fights and how many dick piercings the members of *NSYNC have collectively. Chris Kirkpatrick please don't send us your dick pic ;)