Awkward Moms Club
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Who Would Choose a Robin Williams Skin Suit?
April 28, 2023 17:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBIf an AI clone (of yourself) was affordable and available, would you have one? And why would you choose a robin williams skin suit? Murder or mordor. How many ways can you ground yourself? Burning questions return.
Carrot Cake Cookie
April 05, 2023 17:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBlike damn, that carrot cake cookie is fire. or carrot cock....we're back! so sorry for the pause. hope you're good.
The Saddest Day-Accidental Delete
March 10, 2023 12:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MBWhat's the worst crime? Crumbl recap, and an accidental delete. Did you have a high school nightmare?
What's the Girth of a Seal?
March 03, 2023 12:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBCrumbl this week review, 90s nostalgia, ALL THAT, Pierre Escargot & Ask Ashley. 127 inches. Still ISO a producer and the rambling.
You Ever Been Sick Of Your Own Face?
February 24, 2023 12:00 - 47 minutes - 32.3 MBDigeredoo at AJs, What REALLY happened to Dave Hollis? Trace that "human" hair extension back to the head. I-O-I-O. Crumbl crumbled our hearts this week. D+ at best.
Valentine's but make it 2/17
February 17, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MBHow many times have you seen the titanic? Nuuly and Vegas and is Christia the one to assault Busta Rhymes? Karaoke at AJs. Jake and Ashley's Love Day!
A Tale of Two Jojos
February 10, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBWhat do Jojos and THE Jojo have in common? Matcha and other interesting drinks. Afternoon tequila and all the funny things
St Thomas & Jost Van Dyke
February 03, 2023 19:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MBWhy is it called a layover? Should be called a fuckover. ORDER the churro cookie. You're welcome
overminded and st thomas views
January 27, 2023 12:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBedie gets a passport and world domination. bunco snacks, brit brit gets a tattoo and here for miley's petty.
What's an area code?
January 20, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBjust like rappers of old Ashley's got hos in different area codes. Another day another boomer fight in a parking lot. What is it with 5 year old girls? 474 vs 253 & olestra fart squirts.
what's an area code?
January 20, 2023 12:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBjust like rappers of old Ashley's got hos in different area codes. Another day another boomer fight in a parking lot. What is it with 5 year old girls? 474 vs 253 & olestra fart squirts.
Christia meet Chris Gaines
January 13, 2023 12:00 - 44 minutes - 30.8 MBSubaru drama, christia's confession, bad cookie memories and crumbl cast. Also, can you grow hair on your tongue?
Wrong, Michael
January 06, 2023 12:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBWe're back, bitches! Merry Christmas and happy new year! Your first dream is how your year will go and well, Christia's is gonna be wild. Crumbl of the week.
Gingerbread Grandma Throw Down
December 16, 2022 12:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBAshley fights a grandma, recap of Vegass, stop what you're doing and get the crumbl cookies this week! #DoubleDoorDash
James Brown Sent Ya
December 09, 2022 12:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBIs Dolly Parton the first ever Hannah Montana? WWDollyD? And is Disneyworld 0% magic now? Winter tour woes. What happens in Vegas stays in Veg-ass.
143 babay
December 02, 2022 12:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBAfter Thanksgiving rehash, elf on the shelf, Christmas and did NSYNC invent Cybersex
Thanksgiving Gobbles
November 24, 2022 15:00 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MBCrumbl cast, guest host LINDSEY, little walk down memory lane thanks to a memory box from Indiana. Christia gets the right grandpa for once.
Happy Birthday, Cookie (Christia)
November 18, 2022 12:00 - 3 minutes - 2.22 MBLadies and gentlemen Christia is 40 for the 4th year in a row, doesn't she look great. Tell her she looks great and send cookies!
Happy Birthday, Cookie (Christia)
November 18, 2022 12:00 - 3 minutes - 2.22 MBLadies and gentlemen Christia is 40 for the 4th year in a row, doesn't she look great. Tell her she looks great and send cookies!
Help! We Need A Shit Doctor.
November 16, 2022 17:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MBToday we talk about Tay tay ticket woes and discuss kids peeing the bed (we will never catch up on laundry). As always this is a crumbl cast!
Let Me See Yaa Grill, Daddy
November 11, 2022 12:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBtit-tanning and the gift of the magi. crumbl cast, and confessions of a swiftie
A Tale of Two Nicks
November 09, 2022 12:00 - 32 minutes - 22.1 MBDeep dive down the long list of Nick Cannon's baby names...and sos we need a producer.
Jen? Gin? Kevin Federline? And Kevin McCallister?
November 04, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBAn old friend of the podcast returns. Are Farrah from Teen Mom and Howie from the Backstreet Boys the same person?
Jen? Gin? Kevin Federline? And Kevin McCallister?
November 04, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBAn old friend of the podcast returns. Are Farrah from Teen Mom and Howie from the Backstreet Boys the same person?
Dice, Son (named by Huck) and wifey material
November 02, 2022 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MBER Visits, trick or treat, and wifey material or basic human responsibilities.
Dice, Son (named by Huck) and wifey vmaterial
November 02, 2022 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MBER Visits, trick or treat, and wifey material or basic human responsibilities.
What do Joey Fatone and Taylor Swift have in common??
October 28, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBAshley and Christia are taking a hiatus but our guest hosts are ready to rock and roll.
What do Joey Fatone and Taylor Swift have vin common??
October 28, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBAshley and Christia are taking a hiatus but our guest hosts are ready to rock and roll.
Gigli, gigli, gigli
October 26, 2022 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20 MBJLO + Ben in a full length feature film? Who's seen it...not us. Halloween party recap and 18 years.
#AwkwardMomsHalloween
October 21, 2022 11:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBSweetly, dirtier, dirtier, and I would know Nora's farts anywhere. Breakthrough performance of the year, and EEJ the fashion critic.
Sex, Lies & Barney
October 19, 2022 11:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MBAshley stans for Baby Bop and might be Scooter Mcnutty. Dong Vampires and TAXES!
Cinderella & Cinderanna
October 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBTouch my bosom please and watch us morph into decrepit grandmas. Bippity Boppity Bitch. Tara Reid smells like pumpkin spiced lattes and learn how Ashley got kicked out of Lenscrafters.
Cinderella & Cinderanna
October 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBTouch my bosom please and watch us morph into decrepit grandmas. Bippity Boppity Bitch. Tara Reid smells like pumpkin spiced lattes and learn how Ashley got kicked out of Lenscrafters.
Travel Like A Dad
October 12, 2022 11:00 - 32 minutes - 22.1 MBHappy Birthday Jake Burch!!! Celebrity Look Alikes and Bridgerton recaps.
cookie town baybeeeeeeee
October 07, 2022 11:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBlet's talk about the lost child stars and yellow canary diamond ring mined from a vagina near you. jeffrey and best books you've read.
A Failed Marc Anthony Diamond
October 05, 2022 11:00 - 30 minutes - 21.3 MBFront fire, always and forever, still burning warm for JLO. Seriously. She's still Jenny from the block. Favorite JLO coupling? Burning Question and leave a message at the tone. Byyyyyye
Fuck Seinfeld
September 30, 2022 11:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MBNot the guy, but the show though. John Mayer 4 ever. All john mayer, all the time but CP still STANS him with Andy.
un-CUM-fertable convos
September 28, 2022 11:00 - 34 minutes - 23.6 MBAn ode to Kyle Crownover yet again! He's seriously the best. And breakfast qat the caf.
Help...I've had a Waxident
September 23, 2022 11:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MBFront fire and not in the good way. Speidi and are all dogs virgins? Flexidern TM
Corn, Korn and Quorn
September 21, 2022 10:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBNo clothes packed, oranges in sweet water, and kids forgetting shit. What are your 3 deserted island things?
Susan Lucci's Golden Coochie (fanfic)
September 15, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBTalking about the one and only Fat One, Susan Lucci fan fic, and hire your papparazzi you'll want to be seen listening to this episode. Also sorry, Vodka. Real Corn Nuts call us.
House For Sale-Dog In Door Included
September 14, 2022 11:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MBHalloween costumes, 69 degrees, christina's backup dancers and more
Ashley's going to jail
September 09, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBIs she going to jail for aiding and abetting Christia? Or is she going to jail for stealing $800 worth of panties from Victoria's Secret? OR for doing the worst Jessica Simpson impersonation ever? Tune in and find out. *DICKsclaimer: Don't listen until 6PM or so ;)
Fuck Wookie Goldblum
September 07, 2022 10:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MBShave your eyebrows, strap on your jock, and call Ye because we got that good good imodium for Kim. But also who is Wookie?
1st Annual Awkward Mom's Club Talent Show
September 02, 2022 11:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MBGrab both of your eye patches, we are heading to a scary movie. If the movie's too much we'll head out to the parking lot for the 1st Annual Awkward Mom's Club Talent Show. We cover allowance and chores and recapping Ashley's various talent show escapades.
Do mermaids lactate pumpkin spice?
August 31, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MBIt's pumpkin spice season, witches! The great debate, Starbs vs. Dunkin'. You know what you did and top Disney Cruise tips....
Do mermaids lactate pumpkin spice?
August 31, 2022 12:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MBIt's pumpkin spice season, witches! The great debate, Starbs vs. Dunkin'. You know what you did and top Disney Cruise tips....
Wrong, Grandpa...
August 26, 2022 11:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MBDid you ever perform for your family as a child? I bet it differs greatly from the way Ashely performed for her family. Pls don't ask her about this in public. And how did Christia get her feminist awakening? Listen here to find out.
Happy Shitty Birthday
August 24, 2022 11:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBSpecial guest star...seriously special and celebrating our own Ashley. Nothing is off limits in this wild episode.
If You're LIstening, Congrats! You Survived The Apocalypse
August 19, 2022 11:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MBGrab your jug of jungle juice and buckle up. This episode is all about surviving the rat fights and how many dick piercings the members of *NSYNC have collectively. Chris Kirkpatrick please don't send us your dick pic ;)