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Baywatched

84 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratings

A homage to buns, babes, hunks, and the Hoff. Join us as we review the television show Baywatch.

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Episodes

The Fabulous Buchannon Boys

December 02, 2020 20:05 - 53 minutes - 49 MB

The Hoff's brother and nephew come to town and teach us all it takes to be a good parent is offering your kid milk instead of soda. 

Money Honey

November 10, 2020 15:15 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

Join the gang as they dive into another episode of Baywatch 

The One That Got Away

October 29, 2020 14:16 - 1 hour - 57 MB

Shauni is tired of being a lifeguard and there is a creepy stalker harassing a woman at the beach!

Nightmare Bay Part 2

October 03, 2020 14:49 - 1 hour - 29.7 MB

Join the gang as they find out if there really is a toxic  avenger monster thing attacking the the Hoff and his crew. 

Nightmare Bay Part 1

September 25, 2020 19:12 - 1 hour - 29.6 MB

Join the gang as they get back together and start discussing season 2 of Baywatch.  Shauni saves kids from joining gangs, Hobie had plastic surgery, and there is a monster in the ocean. 

The End?

June 24, 2020 18:51 - 1 hour - 27.8 MB

A massive earthquake strikes Southern California causing extensive  damage to headquarters. Mitch and Garner look for Craig and Cort who are  trapped inside of an underwater cave where poisonous gas is emitting  deadly fumes. Eddie is stuck inside of a lifeguard tower with a woman  who is about to give birth.

Dinner Together: 2-X 2-Box

June 18, 2020 16:48 - 22 minutes - 10.1 MB

Join the gang as they discuss the new video game consoles and because Dave exists WaterWorld...

Old Friends

June 13, 2020 14:57 - 52 minutes - 23.9 MB

Craig, Mitch and Garner go for a weekend hang-gliding trip, but Mitch  has an accident when he gets stuck in a tree and eventually falls. With  Mitch unconscious, Craig and Garner have to wait for a rescue helicopter  to come, which is delayed. Meanwhile, Cort reacquaints himself with a  woman whose husband had drowned a year ago, but learns that the husband  actually faked his death to collect an insurance. Now, Cort must decide  whether or not to turn them both in.

Dinner Together: Propane and Propane Accessories

June 04, 2020 16:23 - 21 minutes - 9.85 MB

Join the gang as they take a break from Baywatch to discuss what is going on in their life.  They get their King of the Hill on as they discuss propane.  Yes I am serious they pretty much just talk about propane.

The Big Race

May 18, 2020 14:30 - 1 hour - 35.5 MB

Cort promises to come up with a load of cash for a nursing home, but he  needs Mitch and Craig's help to compete with each other in a water  skiing race with a big cash prize. Meanwhile, Shauni is still  grief-stricken and afraid to go back in the water in the wake of Jill's  death.

Shark Derby

May 08, 2020 02:18 - 1 hour - 31.4 MB

After a couple of sharks are seen in the bay and just off of the beach,  Mitch becomes even more concerned when the greedy owner of a restaurant  sponsors a Shark Derby to help promote the restaurant with a prize of  $25,000 to the one who kills the biggest shark. Lives are put at risk,  especially for one Baywatch lifeguard who is attacked while saving some  children, and Mitch becomes determined to find out why so many sharks  are in the area and what connection Bucky, the restaurant owner...

Eclipse

April 30, 2020 14:58 - 51 minutes - 23.4 MB

When a rookie lifeguard claims he saw an apparition of a young girl  running through the surf in a white nightgown, everyone thinks he's  crazy. But when the lifeguard turns up dead after being drowned, Eddie  is haunted by the same apparition and it revives a painful memory of the  drowning of his sister. Meanwhile, Hobie attempts to babysit for a  friend's dog in his house without Mitch noticing.

Snake Eyes

April 22, 2020 14:28 - 59 minutes - 27.3 MB

Eddie is drawn into gambling after Cort takes him to an illegal offshore  casino and after a few nights of bad luck, Eddie finds himself $3,000  in debt. But when Cort discovers the place to be rigged with loaded dice  and marked cards, he, Craig and Eddie conspire to beat the gamblers at  their own game. Meanwhile, Hobie thinks he can slack off after his  English teacher, Amanda Keller, and Mitch begin dating, but he finds out  otherwise.

Muddy Waters

April 16, 2020 16:34 - 50 minutes - 22.9 MB

Cort and Eddie train junior lifeguards at a water slide park. But  someone is vandalizing the slide's pumps. Meanwhile, Captain Thorpe  wants Shauni fired for posing in a pinup calendar, but she claims she  was duped into posing. Hobie gets into a fight at school which  disqualifies him from a field trip to Baywatch, which requests a  parent-teacher meeting between Mitch and Hobie's attractive teacher,  Amanda Keller.

I Need a Vacation

April 08, 2020 10:00 - 48 minutes - 22.4 MB

Craig, Cort and Eddie take a road trip to Mexico, but their vacation  south of the border turns ugly when they tangle with an angry American  tourist who won't leave them alone. At Baywatch, Mitch gets an uninvited  house guest: Captain Thorp when his wife leaves him, and Hobie develops  a crush on Shauni.

Home Cort

April 01, 2020 17:11 - 48 minutes - 22.4 MB

Mitch's charismatic but roguish old buddy, John D. Cort, joins Baywatch.  However, he's actually there to pull off a shady deal. Shauni and Jill  start selling sandwiches on the beach to put a shady sandwich vendor out  of business.

Armored Car

March 25, 2020 10:00 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MB

Jill teams up with Trevor to win a beach volleyball tournament, but all  she really wants is to beat her ex's team, no matter what. Eddie and  Shauni try to rescue a child trapped in a crashed armored car that's  about to fall into the sea.

The Reunion

March 18, 2020 10:00 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MB

itch hooks up with his and Craig's old flame, which makes Craig jealous.  Eddie buys a nice car cheaply and only realizes that he was swindled  when he gets arrested for driving a stolen car.

Shelter Me

March 11, 2020 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MB

During a violent tropical storm, two escaped convicts shoot Garner and  leave him to die. They then break into the Baywatch headquarters and  take everyone there hostage. Captain Thorpe tries out for a radio surf  reporter.

The Cretin of the Shallows

March 04, 2020 01:54 - 58 minutes - 26.6 MB

A scary masked serial killer (popularly called the Night Puncher) who  roams the beach at night targets a local senator. Motherly Gina takes  care of Eddie after he gets his wisdom teeth pulled, which makes him  have an oedipal wet dream.

Cruise Ship

February 26, 2020 11:00 - 45 minutes - 21 MB

Eddie warns Shauni that her new boyfriend, Andrew, is not a good guy,  but she ignores it until Andrew gives her a black eye. Craig and Mitch  must stop a party boat out of control before it crashes into the crowded  Santa Monica pier.

Rookie School

February 05, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MB

Trevor enters rookie school to become a certified county lifeguard. One  rookie uses steroids to beat him. Eddie helps a girl pursued by her  abusive, murderous, drug dealing ex. Craig and Gina try to make a baby  during a weekend getaway.

The Drowning Pool

January 29, 2020 11:00 - 47 minutes - 44 MB

Jill investigates a suspicious drowning and becomes involved with the drowned man's suspicious family.

The Sky is Falling

January 22, 2020 11:00 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MB

Mitch takes Gayle to court to keep the custody of Hobie. After their  plane crashes, two robbers attempt to retrieve their suitcase full of  stolen money from the ocean. Captain Thorpe joins Eddie and Shauni on  their shift.

Message in a Bottle

January 15, 2020 11:00 - 51 minutes - 23.4 MB

Mitch and his ex-wife Gayle must put aside their differences to find  Hobie and his two friends who got stranded on a channel island where  modern day pirates hide. Eddie and Shauni share a shift and deal with an  annoying tourist couple.

Second Wave

January 08, 2020 11:00 - 50 minutes - 23.3 MB

Eddie faces Jimmy, his old foster home friend turned criminal. Mitch is  stressed over his upcoming lifeguard checkup with Captain Thorpe. Trevor  questions his skill when his girlfriend almost drowns because of his  oversight.

Heat Wave

January 01, 2020 10:00 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MB

During the hottest day of the summer, two young boys become trapped in a  storm drain that's filling up. One of them is the son of Mitch's old  buddy, who's in hiding. Craig is forced to choose between his two  careers.

In Deep

December 25, 2019 11:00 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MB

Hobie must decide whether or not to report his friends responsible for a  deadly accident to the beach cop, Garner. Craig and his wife Gina offer  Eddie to temporarily stay with them. Jill is both drawn to and repulsed  by Trevor.

Panic at Malibu Pier

December 18, 2019 11:00 - 50 minutes - 22.9 MB

Join the Awesomeh gang as they dive in deep into starting this new adventure.....watching Baywatch.  In this episode they will be discussing the movie/pilot Panic at Malibu Pier.   Pilot for the cult 90s show 'Baywatch' about a team of L.A. county  lifeguards led by heroic Mitch Buchannon. Jill trains rookies. Craig is  stalked by a teen girl he saved. Aussie troublemaker joins the team.  Mitch's kid needs rescuing.

Hot Tub Time Machine

September 24, 2019 01:50 - 1 hour - 27.5 MB

Join the gang as they relax in the hot tub and travel back in time as they watch Hot Tub Time Machine.

Dinner Together: Flat Earthers

September 17, 2019 05:08 - 32 minutes - 15 MB

The world is round? No way! Join the gang as they discuss flat earthers and announce next week's movie 

Source Code

August 27, 2019 01:50 - 1 hour - 36 MB

Join the gang as they discuss what it would be like to view a bombing from the same point of view over and over and over as they review Source Code 

Dinner Together: Yelp Reviews

August 20, 2019 04:10 - 32 minutes - 15 MB

Join the gang as they discuss yelp reviews of classy places around town and announce next weeks movie

Project Almanac

July 08, 2019 22:39 - 1 hour - 29.3 MB

Ever wanted to know if high school students would just use a time machine to hook up with the hot chick in school?  Find out as the gang reviews the MTV film Project Almanac 

Dinner Together: Awesomeh Law Firm

July 01, 2019 18:45 - 29 minutes - 13.7 MB

Join the gang as they take the bar and show anyone can be lawyers and introduce next week's movie

Somewhere in Time

June 17, 2019 14:13 - 1 hour - 29.3 MB

Join the gang as they discuss Superman and Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman's time traveling romance in Somewhere in Time. 

Dinner Together: Kidney Stones

June 10, 2019 14:45 - 23 minutes - 11 MB

Join the gang as they listen to Slazas tell a horrifying story with a pain like no other.... KIDNEY STONES!!!

The Terminator Franchise

May 24, 2019 04:33 - 1 hour - 43.9 MB

Come with us if you want to live!  Join the gang as they review the Terminator movies and yes Slazas is gone but don't worry he will be back. 

Dinner Together: Awesomeh Endgame

May 13, 2019 14:31 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MB

Join the gang as they talk about the newest MCU movie and discuss the time travel involved in Avengers: Endgame 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

May 06, 2019 14:23 - 1 hour - 32.1 MB

Join the gang as they discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Dinner Together: You Know Nothing Dave

April 29, 2019 23:04 - 22 minutes - 10.4 MB

Join the gang as they discuss how Dave doesn't watch Game of Thrones on time and reads a bunch of spoilers.  Dave is dumb 

TimeCrimes

April 22, 2019 13:29 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

Join the gang as they discuss the Spanish time travel movie TimeCrimes

Dinner Together: Helicopter! Hell Yeah!

April 15, 2019 13:27 - 23 minutes - 10.9 MB

Join the gang as they buy a helicopter and introduce next week's movie. 

About Time

April 08, 2019 14:10 - 1 hour - 32 MB

Join the gang as they review yet another movie about love and a time traveling husband as they review About Time.

Dinner Together: Make Russia Great Again

April 01, 2019 13:32 - 28 minutes - 13.1 MB

Join the gang as they discuss politics and the next movie. 

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

March 25, 2019 14:28 - 1 hour - 36.1 MB

Party on while you join the gang as they discuss Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.  

Dinner Together: Laziness

March 18, 2019 13:30 - 26 minutes - 12.4 MB

Is America and Dave just getting more lazy?  What is our next movie?  Answers to that and more on this week's episode. 

The Time Traveler's Wife

March 11, 2019 13:33 - 1 hour - 30.4 MB

Join the gang as they review The Time Traveler's Wife and discuss how it made them cry. 

Dinner Together: Life Styles of the Rich and the Famous

March 05, 2019 01:29 - 26 minutes - 11.9 MB

Join the gang as they discuss billionaires and the awesome lifestyle and choices they make, as well as announce next week's movie 

Predestination

February 25, 2019 14:34 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

Join the gang as they discuss what came fist the chicken or the egg as they review Predestination.