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Words, Words, Words, Rooty Hill - W05
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English - October 10, 2021 02:45 - 4 minutes - 9.32 MB - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsTechnology Comedy apple blind mac voiceover ipad iphone visionimpaired watch Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
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Rooty Hill: Noun. A trip hazard or uneven section of a concrete path caused by the lifting of sections due to tree roots growing under the path. These are most often found in established leafy suburbs, although can be seen anywhere humans have attempted to concrete over nature.
It is speculated that a Rooty Hill is natures attempt to bring mankind closer to Mother Earth. This is achieved by tripping them over so they land face first on the ground. The white cane user has a distinct advantage over a guide dog handler in finding a Rooty Hill prior to it causing an unceremonious return to Earth.
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