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Written and narrated by Steven Richardson
Art work by the brilliant Charles Robert Howe
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THE COUNCIL
November 30, 2023 20:15 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MBA twenty minute teaser about a council meeting which at times becomes a circumlocution of words and ideas where massive amounts of money are spent on crazy schemes that never ever leave the council building. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE JUDAS CROSS
November 30, 2023 18:26 - 3 hours - 213 MBA short story based on real life events of a person who possessed a brilliant brain with terrifying intellect but unfortunately for him it was broken beyond repair the final macabre twist reveals all . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE EDEN PROJECT
November 30, 2023 06:56 - 13 minutes - 13.7 MBA humorous take on the Eden project. The building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it would have been eaten by our early primate mammalian species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their jump start on the evolutionary ladder the human is now beginning to experiment with the capabilities of LSD administering it to elderly patients in order to awaken ...
THE LESBIAN LOUNGE
November 29, 2023 18:51 - 23 minutes - 21.8 MBA short story loosely based on real life events back in the wild days of the Harrogate hell's angels . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
LA DOLCE VITA
November 29, 2023 15:36 - 18 minutes - 17 MBWorking aboard luxury yachts in the Mediterranean usually ment you were baby sitting some crazy spoilt brats an sooner or later you were sent to bail them out of trouble either in the jail or normally you'd find the billionaire brats trashing expensive hotels on one occasion we had to track down bubbles a dooms day machine who spent her entire time in the pursuit of pleasure although being around them was terrifying every day you thought was going to be their last they couldn't have a drink w...
DEJA VU
November 29, 2023 11:24 - 21 minutes - 20.3 MBA short story about how an android of the future start to become obsessed with capturing the Humans soul . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
DOMINATRIX
November 28, 2023 21:39 - 17 minutes - 16 MBA short story loosely based upon my parents contempt for each other even after their divorce, one being a bombastic BBC with the soul of queen Boudicca and the other a drink dependant dipsomaniac . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE FLOOD
November 27, 2023 20:33 - 18 minutes - 17 MBUnfortunately this was based on real life events within hours of a small miss demeanor involving a flood the Chinese whispers got to work and in the gossiping café's of old H-gate every transformation took place looking back it's quite amusing how things can get so convoluted with each conversation people love scandal . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE BIG BANG
November 27, 2023 06:12 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBThe big bang is a short story I wrote about the wine soiree that took place in a very milky middle class District of Harrogate , with a soon tobe sommelier and a selection of Christian friends who once they'd had sufficient drink began to diverge towards their deviants that really they should have left caged in their craniums . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
GEORGE
November 26, 2023 07:32 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBA twenty minute teaser I wrote after listening to my father talking about the men he use to work with back in 1960 based on a true life incident which happened to the man in charge of logistics Pom pom. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
EMANCIPATION
November 25, 2023 19:58 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBWalking into a very expensive veggie vegan boutique i listened to the sermon of a spiritual salesman , it felt as if you we're about to adopt his precious vegetables , this high priest of the Celtic druids so worshipped his wild woodland produce he gave me feeling that my blood would be sacrificed under an oak tree named Zeus after i touched a sacred sprig of his mistletoe obviously punishable on pain of death . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-ri...
A short story I wrote about our Neo Omnipresence that seems almost God like in its power and control , the all seeing eye that invisible entity watching over everything we say and do , as the super computer takes over completely and begins to do a billion tweeks a minute to everything mapping the brain body and everything else in our universe maybe one day soon a connection with the great unknown will happen but would we humble humans even know let's face it the vacuum seal of space or infini...
A TURKISH TRANSPLANT
November 24, 2023 13:12 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MBA short sketch written about my parents and the differing opinions they had my mother wanted to have all plastic surgery possible but my father was happy the way he was . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE KIT KAT CLUB
November 23, 2023 18:35 - 25 minutes - 24 MBA short story based on real-life events from my childhood. At the time, they felt terrifying, but now, looking back, they are a source of amusement for writing. Blue Bloods are, quite simply, mad! They treat normal reality as an inconvenient triviality, with no regard for rules. The rest of us mere mortals are kept around as mere extras, adding to their joviality in what is usually a dramatic and chaotic pansexual scenario. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s...
THE GOD COMPLEX
November 22, 2023 19:45 - 17 minutes - 16.7 MBA short story about a man's narcissistic nature, which is really an inferiority complex brought about by the miracle of motherhood. That is, he's constantly engaged in egotistical endeavors to try and attain something akin to a second-rate materialistic miracle compared to that of womens maternal one. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE
November 22, 2023 19:44 - 17 minutes - 7.98 MBA short story I wrote about doing a favour for a friend which then turned into a terrifying experience of trying to get back to some semblance of civilization . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE QUEEN'S OF BOUDICA
November 22, 2023 08:43 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBThe little amusing sketch I wrote about a dinner party listening to the girls talking about their men servants --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE CAT FLAP
November 22, 2023 07:11 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MBA real life short story involving a ginger tom cat and a black Tom cat . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE LAST BOHEMIAN
November 21, 2023 18:43 - 11 minutes - 11.3 MBA speech, or eulogy, I wrote for a dear friend of mine who, to me, will always be the last bohemian fugitive. An artist for more than 65 years, a very impressive figure who changed my life for the better with his mindful mentoring. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
A LOVE HONEY SPUNK BUNNY
November 21, 2023 12:11 - 2 minutes - 2.95 MBA song for a lovely honey we called Ann Summers, due to her working there. She asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block. When I tried to explain, she cursed me with a look of pure disdain. So, I wrote this along the lines of a frigid, flustering fool that she'd doubtlessly be serving at the Ann Summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them. Bravo, darling, it's all we deserve. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters....
THE GREEN DREAM
November 21, 2023 07:06 - 9 minutes - 4.33 MBA chalk and cheese Husband and wife with very opposing opinions on the arrival of some neo hippie neighbours with their green dream machine . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
STALIN
November 21, 2023 06:13 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MBA short story about a devout Christian who after living like a mendicant monk all his life arrives in into the after life only to be met by Stalin one of the greatest mass murderers of all time. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE TRAMP
November 20, 2023 20:21 - 14 minutes - 13.7 MBA short story based on real-life events: When I first traveled abroad to France, we lived like tramps on the streets, washing in fountains and stealing food from shops as vagrants and vagabonds. However, someone came up with a great idea of putting together the "Tramps Brigade" who lived in the swamp in Cap d'Agde. The next thing we knew, we were all assigned duties and discipline. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
WHITE TERROR
November 20, 2023 17:09 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MBI wrote and recorded a short sketch this morning. It's about my milky white male friends who are quite terrified of their wives. Our Saturday quiz is usually when we men huddle together and complain about them and the street, yet we're quite fearful of these power-crazy wives, all of whom have top jobs and wear jack boots. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE SOUL CAGE
November 19, 2023 21:12 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBThe ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence at our final doom . software one day maybe so sensitive and bio hybridized to our DNA that it could just become our very own soul cage I almost feel as though my computer tech is reading my mind in some sort of strange tech telepathy they were recently saying that the clone...
GOOD FRIDAY
November 19, 2023 18:23 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBA short story about the crazy maniacs who i shared space and spilt blood with me , you should never really put three bisexuals and an asexual under one roof especially if one pushes everyone to the limit of their patience . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
BOW BELLS
November 19, 2023 13:00 - 14 minutes - 14.2 MBA story I wrote a long time ago. It's based on the ex-convicts who were working on a hop farm in Kent. The girls were rough diamonds from the Bow Bells, and they seemed to swear every other word; the whole conversation seemed so cruel and corse almost callous which was filled with expletives. The only man working with them for the harvest was Paul, a terrified toff, an ex-barrister from the London legal bar who had fallen from grace. They scared him, and me. Big Pat took me by the throat one ...
BLIND DATE
November 19, 2023 10:10 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MBA short story about two old men who turn up on a blind date the two girls turned out to be the fluffers for a famous reality TV show and it was their job to make the model or manikin fit the mold its based on a real Ife experience at the notorious den of iniquity the Harrogate arms. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
KARMA
November 19, 2023 07:54 - 16 minutes - 15.6 MBWritten for a crazy friend of mine who's many conversions over the years have driven me crazy however his ever changing gender and religion dose keep things interesting similar to my mother he has a different diet dress and deity his latest combination did court controversy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
MONTE CARLO
November 18, 2023 22:05 - 25 minutes - 24.1 MBA little story I wrote about my grandfather who was notorious gambler and lost a fortune on horses dogs cards basically he gambled on everything bringing the family to almost ruination . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
LE CAMP
November 18, 2023 08:19 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBA short story based on true life events of when I took a job working on a holiday camp in the south of France the antics the people got up to were crazy two hundred Australians all of whom loved drink totally out of control causing madness and mayhem the poor boss that was in charge of security use to read the diary each day and call a meeting to discuss the previous nights disasters of which there were so many I'd would love to read it now . Whilst doing many jobs from selling chips an chick...
THE MALTESER
November 17, 2023 16:20 - 27 minutes - 25.1 MBIf your partner starts wearing black leather and reading Mein Kampt or Le Marquis De Sade order yourself a stab proof vest before they finally get to Friedrich Nietzsche then try to kill you. Written for that chain smoking dipsomaniac girl who I will love till I die even though she nearly killed me to the bisexual bulimic catastrophe love always S XXX --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
THE CHEESE MONSTER
November 17, 2023 13:26 - 12 minutes - 12.3 MB"Doubtful Crumbs" depicting two dogs awaiting crumbs that fall from a rich man's table. This short story is a comedic sketch that I wrote after listening to a friend of mine talking about his obsession with crumbs. I thought of the passage in the Bible, "The Rich Man's Table" (Luke 16:19-21). Maybe the Bible is correct – power of any sort corrupts a person's sense of morality, which lessens as their wealth increases. Communism may be the only cure for human kind --ness. --- Send in a voic...
THE THREE MINUTERS
November 17, 2023 12:28 - 10 minutes - 112 MBA crazy sketch about the three minuters club and their bizarre antics, it is loosely based on true life events. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
A JUDAS KISS
September 10, 2023 16:19 - 3 hours - 213 MBA short story based on real life events of a person who possessed a brilliant brain with terrifying intellect but unfortunately for him it was broken beyond repair the final macabre twist reveals all . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
COLIN
July 21, 2023 08:00 - 17 minutes - 16.7 MBA short story about mans narcissistic nature , which is really an inferiority complex brought about by the miracle making of motherhood , I.e they constantly engage in egotistical endeavours to try and attain some what of a second rate materialistic miracle compared to that of women. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message
GOD GOOGLE
April 23, 2023 08:59 - 30 minutes - 28.7 MBA short story I wrote about our Neo Omnipresence that seems almost God like in its power and control , the all seeing eye that invisible entity watching over everything we say and do , as the super computer takes over completely and begins to do a billion tweeks a minute to everything mapping the brain body and everything else in our universe maybe one day soon a connection with the great unknown will happen but would we humble humans even know let's face it the vacuum seal of space or infini...
SEX
April 21, 2023 13:11 - 25 minutes - 24 MBA short story based upon real life events of my childhood at the time they felt terrifying but now looking back they are a source of amusement for writing. Blue bloods are quite simply mad !! , they treat normal reality as an inconvenient triviality , rules to them don't exist and the rest of mere mortality are kept around as fluffers for their joviality in what's usually a porno drama of pansexuality . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson...
THE KIT-KAT CLUB
April 17, 2023 20:21 - 25 minutes - 24 MBA short story based upon real life events of my childhood at the time they felt terrifying but now looking back they are a source of amusement for writing. Blue bloods are quite simply mad !! , they treat normal reality as an inconvenient triviality , rules to them don't exist and the rest of mere mortality are kept around as fluffers for their joviality in what's usually a porno drama of pansexuality . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson...
THE JUDAS CROSS
March 08, 2023 07:35 - 3 hours - 213 MBA short story based on real life events of a person who possessed a brilliant brain with terrifying intellect but unfortunately for him it was broken beyond repair the final macabre twist reveals all . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
EULOGY FOR ROB
January 12, 2023 19:19 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MBA speech I wrote for a dear friend of mine who to me will always be the last bohemian fugitive, an artist for more than 65 years a very impressive figure who change my life for the better with his mindful mentoring. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
STALIN
October 19, 2022 10:33 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MBA short humorous story I wrote about a man who was carrying a vicarious redemption on behalf of something else a burdensome task which was only relinquished by his death where upon he was given a cold cruel truth by his absent minded time lord who tries to make amends but far too late . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
BLIND DATE
October 18, 2022 18:10 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MBA short story about two old men who turn up on a blind date , the two girls turned out to be the fluffers for a famous reality TV show and it was their job to make the model or manakin fit the mold. Based on a real Ife experience at the notorious den of iniquity the Harrogate arms. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
GOOD FRIDAY
October 18, 2022 12:19 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBA short story about crazy maniacs who shared space and spilt blood with me , you should never really put three bisexuals and an asexual under one roof especially if one pushes everything and everyone to the limit of their patience. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
GEORGE
October 18, 2022 09:55 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBA twenty minute teaser I wrote after listening to my father talking about the men he use to work with back in 1960 based on a true life incident which happened to the man in charge of logistics Pom pom. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
THE LITTLE TRAMP
October 17, 2022 17:32 - 14 minutes - 13.7 MBA short story based on real life events when I first ever traveled abroad to France and we lived like tramps on the street washing in fountains stealing food from shops as vagrants and vagabonds until somebody came up with a great idea of putting together the tramps brigade who lived on the swamp in cap d'age the next thing we were all assigned duties and discipline. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
THE MALTESER
October 17, 2022 06:48 - 27 minutes - 25.1 MBIf your partner starts wearing black leather and reading Mein Kampt or Le Marquis De Sade order yourself a stab proof vest before they finally get to Friedrich Nietzsche then try to kill you. Written for that chain smoking dipsomaniac girl who I will love till I die even though she nearly killed me to the bisexual bulimic catastrophe love always S XXX --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
Audiobook (Trailer)
June 25, 2021 07:45 - 26 seconds - 426 KB--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
AUDIO-BOOK (Trailer)
June 25, 2021 07:45 - 26 seconds - 426 KB--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message
Audio Books (Trailer)
June 25, 2021 07:45 - 26 seconds - 426 KB--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message