I suppose we could have released this episode a bit soo-NAH.

After a decent first installment where Santa randomly showed up to give kids weapons and a kid sold out his entire family for some gross dessert, we're back in Narnia and shit's different.

There are Conquistadors, Willow is a dick, Middletaurs are extinct and plans go awry in spectacular fashion. Join us as we break down this movie, one Trumpkin stare at a time.

(NEXT EPISODE: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)

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