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Episodes

The Vomit Button

April 26, 2022 17:13 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 4 of Tuesday's A&G: Title 42 is due to end, and it's only going to end badly on the border. Our dear Vice President has contracted Covid, sound the alarm! Other topics include feral baseball cats, Japanese dental robots, Twitter and more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Embrace The Ass-Clown

April 26, 2022 16:08 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Tuesday's A&G: Google's new algorythem helps you to write more "woke." Putin's hilarious PR blunder. A lengthy discussion on the left's freak out of Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Break The Skin!

April 26, 2022 15:39 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Tuesday's A&G: A report says Russia is unable to build more tanks to continue the invasion of Ukraine. The far left leaning nature of Twitter employees, and how little they support the Elon Musk purchase. Jack gets stabbed by Producer Hanson and Racist Freeways.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fauc-ism

April 26, 2022 14:14 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Tuesday's A&G: A terrific mailbag with some reaction to Dr. Fauci's comments we played yesterday. Some defend his statements. Others say Root Beer used to be more explosive, unrelated to the Doctor. The fallout from the sale of Twitter to Elon Musk. The psychology of youth sports and how cell phones has ruined sportsmanship. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Phoenix Ghosts

April 25, 2022 17:49 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 4 of Monday's A&G: Anthony Blinken gives his best Winston Churchill impression. Jack asks why women are so unpredictable. In a reversal of the Great Resignation, many are finding that the grass is not always greener on the other side. Is Mike Tyson going to step foot into the ring with a YouTuber? Joe Biden's old gangster ways are not reported enough.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bloated Putins

April 25, 2022 16:26 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Monday's A&G: A recent report says Ukraine has acquired as many tanks as Russia, as the aggression continues in Europe. The question seems to be "How does Ukraine Win?" The Washington Post is taking on The New York Times ahead of election season. Michael McCall on the border, Obama, and more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hubris & Ignorance

April 25, 2022 15:28 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Monday's A&G: Is Putin's health failing him. Some say the Pooter has signs of Parkinsons. Dr. fauci's feelings towards leadership. Abhorrent behavior at sporting events, including a technical foul for chicken treatment, garbage Yankee fans, and upchucking third basemen.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Low Brow & High Brow

April 25, 2022 14:37 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 1 of Monday's A&G: Joe laments the Fast-Food Yuk-Yuks, and Jack is disappointed by his local root beer selection. A great mailbag submission from, potentially, the greatest poem we have ever read. Christopher Wray on 60 Minutes, discussing Homicides, Police, Russia and more. Is Emmanuel Macron really that hairy?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Idiot Hooker

April 22, 2022 18:54 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 4 of Friday's A&G: A poll on political differences. Please, god, no more Johnny Depp testimony. A good mood and a ruined mood. Exposing woke curriculum, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playing the Spoons

April 22, 2022 18:51 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Friday's A&G: What's the going rate for Snoop Dogg these days? More on Kevin McCarthy and his future in the GOP. Netflix has a floundering business model, and a crappy story to end the hour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Solidly Competent

April 22, 2022 18:50 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Friday's A&G: Kevin McCarthy's call to Liz Cheny over Trump and his role in January 6th has stirred up the news cycle. Young Alex was away this week to make his professional debut as a play by play announcer. Hear his first home run call! Other topics include Mississippi Weight Loss, CRT and Gender Studies, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Said It Was Delicious!

April 22, 2022 18:50 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Friday's A&G: Jack's lament of dangerous merging. Ukraine, Twitter, and the failing CNN Plus. Bonus Mailbag and Clips of the Week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Exercise In Patience

April 21, 2022 17:11 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 4 of A&G on Thursday: We touch on the Ukrainian Alamo. We...struggle...to...listen...to Johnny Depp's slow testimony on day 2 of his defamation trial. How much can a 4 pound Yorkie poo? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dry Mouthed Defecation Discussion

April 21, 2022 16:00 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 3 of Thursday's A&G: CNN Plus is going away, after 31 days. Johnny Depp's trial against Amber Heard enters day 2. Tim Scott is making some noise, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Flurry Of Blows

April 21, 2022 15:18 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Thursday's A&G: Ron DeSantis pushes back against Disney pressure in Florida. Speak softly and carry a big...Javelin? Mike Tyson levels a flyer, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thumb, Wrist, and Head Injuries

April 21, 2022 14:33 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Thursday's A&G: A fair amount of sarcasm. Lots of poo related discussion, and no were not using it to smear Johnny Depp. Will Putin launch nukes? He seemingly pulled back from Mariupol while leveling the city. What concerns you the most? We turn to the text line. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Pitfall of Confusion

April 20, 2022 17:18 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 4 of Wednesday's A&G: Matt Taibbi's hilarious takedown of twitter. Wall to Wall coverage of the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy Crap, Amber

April 20, 2022 16:28 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Wednesday's A&G: The despicable nature of a Washington Post Journalist. The Amber Heard, Johnny Depp trial takes a sad turn. The Alamo of Ukraine and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh Air Flights

April 20, 2022 15:27 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Wednesday's A&G: Masks are off in most airports after 700 days. Some on the left are none too pleased about the ruling. Accountability on the border. Youth Soccer musings and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unless You're An Idiot

April 20, 2022 14:27 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Wednesday's A&G: Why is there a delay button in radio? Was it because of Janet Jackson's nipple? The plight of the Ukrainian soldier. Netflix stock drops and Elon Musk couch surfs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Catch Me Inside

April 19, 2022 17:24 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 4 of Tuesday's A&G: Bhad Bhabie's brand new home, and how to capitalize on 15 seconds of fame. The horrors or Mairupol, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's New, Fool

April 19, 2022 16:08 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Tuesday's A&G: A lengthy conversation on the terrors in Ukraine. Putin themed Toilet Paper of course. When do you throw away your kids toys? Covid in China, and the woeful numbers coming from the country. Jack Dorsey beefing with Brian Stelter of CNN. George Gascon face tattoos? Why not. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are Your Charts Racist?

April 19, 2022 15:43 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Tuesday's A&G: The battle for the soul of LA continues on Tucker Carlson's new piece on Fox Nation. Faces are free to fly on flights, again! Is the Easter Bunny Biden's Chief of Staff? A Hopeful Tsunami of Wokeness, and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look Honey, We're Hoes!

April 19, 2022 14:30 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Tuesday's A&G: The Federal Mask Mandate for Travel has ended, to some applause. The dire situations in China and Ukraine. Remember Bhad Bhabie? She has re-emerged in the worst story you'll ever hear. Mailbag, and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cabbage Yankers

April 18, 2022 17:22 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 4 of Monday's A&G: A discussion of the over protection of children. Anguish in China. Why are all Bass Players fat? We finish strong! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fermented Old Turkeys

April 18, 2022 16:14 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Monday's A&G: Has covid become a thing of the past? According to some officials, not yet! The cancellation of student debt is woke. Freeing your children, and Old Turkey Whiskey. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tone Setting

April 18, 2022 15:15 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Monday's A&G: Gangs, Crime, and the real problem with guns. An update from Ukraine. Protestors keep finding their way onto basketball courts, and Diversity/Inclusion woke-ism has gone too far, with a hilarious circumstance. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hog Sized Shame

April 18, 2022 14:12 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 1 of Monday's A&G: A majority of Chinese cities are on covid lockdown, despite public outcry for basic human needs. A mailbag letter, from a shocked listener who couldn't believe what they saw on the way to a baseball game. SNL goes after the Biden admin on "Weekend Update", and Jack takes his kids to church. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cricket Dinners

April 15, 2022 17:18 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 4 of Friday's A&G: Diane Feinstein plans to run for re-election, at 91 years young. A story in the SF Chronicle puts doubts on her mental state.Jack's brother ate WHAT? Another look at our Clips of the Week and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lock It, Cock It, Restock It

April 15, 2022 16:19 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Friday's A&G: A well known surgeon who helped start the trans-surgery movement, says things have gone too far. California is on fire with crime. Not such a golden state of mind. More on Elon Musk's Twitter aspirations. The best Minor League Baseball announcer of all time. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is This Art?

April 15, 2022 16:14 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Friday's A&G: The trouble Facebook faced when trying to determine what was allowed on the platform. What's hot and hip with NFTs? Russia's prize warship is now a submarine in the Black Sea. How are the New York Times, The Titanic, and Poetry related? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who Asked For This?

April 15, 2022 14:15 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Friday's A&G: Elon Musk's TED Talk addressed the potential purchase of Twitter. How do Twitter Employees feel about the potential sale? Our Clips of the Week and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clown Show Goldmine

April 14, 2022 17:10 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 4 of Thursday's A&G: Joe thinks Max Boot is out of his mind. Earth is old AF. Finland and Sweden are neutral no more. All this and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quitting on Perfection

April 14, 2022 16:13 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Thursday's A&G features Elon Musk trying to buy Twitter. A woman making six figures naming babies. Joe Biden's sister sounds just like The President. More on Kershaw quitting on Perfection. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

8 Days In A Row!

April 14, 2022 15:28 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 2 of Thursday's A&G: How much aid are we sending Ukraine in the latest shipment? Mask Mandates, Germany, and Elon Musk. John Hinkley releasing more music, do people forget he shot Reagan? Next time you get surgery, have the doctors listen to AC/DC. Biden's Dog Major bit Secret Service for 8 straight days!? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boo! Hiss!

April 14, 2022 14:17 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Thursday's A&G: Poll numbers are scary low for The Biden Administration, but one poll for VP Harris is stunning. Dave Roberts and Clayton Kershaw commit a crime against America. Frozen Pizza hacks, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glue Yourself

April 13, 2022 17:33 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 4 of Wednesday's A&G: What's the newest (and dumbest) way to protest? The dark sights and scenes in Ukraine have an Investigator on the record for "crimes against humanity". Kurt Cobain's guitar goes to auction, and Sherri Papini's story comes to an end. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Middle Finger Extended

April 13, 2022 16:54 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Wednesday's A&G: Biden's Border Disaster, Teaching Trans, Child Donuts, and Saudi Comedy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Carnival of Negativity

April 13, 2022 15:21 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 2 of Wednesday's A&G: A sensual reading of 50 Shades of Gray from Gilbert Gottfried. The 4 main reasons young people are more depressed than ever. What is "Life 3.0"? More Badahadakefkere form Biden. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scrape That Toad Venom

April 13, 2022 14:14 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Wednesday's A&G: How does one "milk" a toad? Hot Women clickbait via the New York Post has Jack incensed. How did your state do during the covid pandemic response? A study from The University of Chicago grades all 50 states and DC. The results may (or may not) shock you. The suspect who shot up the New York subway had a feeling he was going crazy. All this and more! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Control Your Soul's Desire

April 12, 2022 17:07 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MB

Hour 4 of A&G on Tuesday: What is Crap-flation? How does our waning job market play in? An update on the shooting in New York from earlier this morning. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reimagined Ice

April 12, 2022 16:09 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Tuesday's A&G: Jack wants to give Ukraine anything they want. Will Smith is banned by The Academy. Is that a punishment? CNN Plus is in the Red. Ironically, a minus. Scott Jones joins the show to discuss Criminals in the streets. A grab bag of weird news and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too Much Drinking Music

April 12, 2022 15:11 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Tuesday's A&G: A lengthy discussing on hyperactive transgender activism. Why did Elon Musk decline to join the Twitter board of directors. Shanghai under covid lockdown, as drones fly about to preach conformity to the citizens. Biden mumbles something about women of the night and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too Beaky

April 12, 2022 14:14 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Tuesday's A&G: Chinese Drones shouting to their citizens. "Control Your Want For Freedom." Mariupol destroyed by Russian forces. Jack thinks we need to work with Ukraine more. Joe thinks we have to end any partnership with Russia in Nato. The Last of the Kmarts? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's In The Hole!

April 11, 2022 17:40 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 4 of Monday's A&G: Joe and Alex discuss more of The Masters. Is Russia planning to use depopulation weaponry in Ukraine? All of that and a strong finish. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Innocent Rap

April 11, 2022 16:31 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 3 of Monday's A&G: Bill Maher defends comedians, comedy, and says college campuses are killing the art. A San Diego State professor pushes back against their firing for some strong language they used. Jussie Smollett is a free man and is wrapping for his innocence. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Screaming In Shanghai

April 11, 2022 15:13 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 2 of Monday's A&G: Overlords or Covid Safety? Chinese citizens are currently facing this reality. How much more damage will Russia do Ukraine? Jeh Johnson on Immigration, and Jonah Goldberg on Optimism. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smell The Azaleas

April 11, 2022 14:18 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Hour 1 of Monday's A&G: Joe is back from The Masters, and it was the trip of a lifetime. What lasting memories does he have? We touch on the continuing tension in Ukraine. Mailbag and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The A&G Replay, April 8th, Hour 4

April 08, 2022 17:28 - 37 minutes - 34 MB

In this hour, Sucky Customer Service, The Culture of Murder, Low Brow Stories, and New Year's Resolution. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The A&G Replay, April 8th, Hour 3

April 08, 2022 16:10 - 37 minutes - 34 MB

In this hour, Lockdown Studies, Anti-Work Reddit, Pre-K, and Penis Pouches. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guests

Al Franken
1 Episode
Al Gore
1 Episode
Ian Bremmer
1 Episode
Karl Marx
1 Episode
Larry King
1 Episode
P.J. O'Rourke
1 Episode

Books

The White House
1 Episode