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Apartment 203

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Episodes

Talk Dirty to Me

January 29, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

Krystal and Ashley are back for another spicy episode! Founders A and/or B discuss Dirty Talk in this week's episode "Talk Dirty to Me!" Yup, the ladies get real spicy on that lingo that should or should not be spoken of in the bedroom. Ashley and Krystal discuss gazelles, sexy lingo, not so sexy lingo and dry heaving?... You'll have to tune into this week's episode to figure all that out! LOL.

Rejection

January 22, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MB

Ashley and Krystal are BACK with another episode! Yayyy!!! Tune into this week's episode to hear these swanky ladies discuss "Rejection." No one likes being rejected BUT it happens ALL of the time. Ashley and Krystal discuss best practices, how they have handled it, shooting your shot and beveraginos! Make sure to grab a drink whether its water, coffee or wine and tune into this week's episode!

"Friend-Zone"

January 15, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB

Tune into this week's episode to hear Ashley and Krystal discuss the infamous "Friend-Zone." Founders A & B touch on whether they believe the "Friend-Zone" exists or not... They discuss going after what you want and seizing the day! Carpe the fu@*& out of that Diem... teehee... Tune in and listen to these classy ladies jibber jabber,,, Find out what they think of "Friend-Zoning!"

Single During the Holidays

January 08, 2021 11:00 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MB

Ashley and Krystal are BACK! Tune in this week for a discussion on how the ladies were "Single During the Holidays." While Ashley was a first timer this holiday season, Krystal is a true blue veteran and they both share their experiences and funny stories. Have YOU ever been single during the holidays? Had NO CLUE what to do? Well fear not, the ladies discuss this and giving besitos to one another on New Years. Tune and pucker up!

Orgasms

December 18, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

Tune in to this week's episode as Krystal and Ashley dive into "Orgasms." What are they? Who gets them and how many can you get in one sexual experience? The ladies recant their tales of different orgasms that each founder has experienced. Are all Orgasms created equal? Tune in to find out!

Red Flags

December 04, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MB

Founders A and B or B and A are back for another episode!! Ashley and Krystal discuss something very alarming in this week's episode... "Red Flags." Founders A & B discuss what people as whole may find red flags to be in dating/situationships relationships. Accents are thrown around and the ladies can't contain themselves. Tune in!

First Dates

November 20, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.3 MB

In this week's Episode Krystal and Ashley discuss "First Dates." The ladies touch on the best of first dates and the worst of first dates. Ashley and Krystal go back and forth on classification of a first date as well as sex on a first date. Mention of pepper spraying or tazing a pee-pee hole may or may not be discussed. Tune in and find out!

Young Bloods Vs. Old Bucks

November 06, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.9 MB

Tune in to this week's episode on dating the younger generation vs the older. Ashley and Krystal discuss the difference in dating men between ages of 28-50... Experiences with sex shop dates, walking around naked and saggy balls are all mentioned in this week's episode. Get ready for a wild ride!

Ghosting

October 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

Ashley and Krystal are BACK for another episode that is probably TMI! This week's episode is on the infamous dating faux pas "Ghosting." Ashley and Krystal discuss what Ghosting actually is, as well as scenarios where THEY are actually Ghosted. The ladies even spill some tea on current hauntings! Tune in and get ready to be spooked!

Pørn

October 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.2 MB

Ashley and Krystal are back for another Episode! Sit down and buckle up! The ladies are talking about Porn! Ashley and Krystal cover stigmas, shaming, first time experiences and category preferences. Krystal shares her experiences... Ashley shares hers and a few laughs are had... It's a lot more innocent than you think... but also... not for the faint of heart. Tune in to this week's episode of Pørn!

Adventures @ the Strip Club

October 16, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

Tune in to this week's episode for Adventures @ the Strip Club. Ashley and Krystal recant their fondest of memories with women have loads of cash thrown at them while totally naked! Mention of "making it rain," sweaty booty slaps and... tampons?... are all brought to light. Grab your sanitary napkins and listen in on Ashley and Krystal speak on Strip Clubs!

Sex: The Things They Don't Tell Ya

October 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

Tune in to this week's episode for Sex: The Things They Don't Tell Ya. Ashley and Krystal speak openly and candidly on horrifying moments of queefing, oral sex and the art of squirting. The ladies emphasize on communication and breaking the classic taboos of sex and sexual health. Strap in or on and join the ride.

Dick Appointments

October 02, 2020 12:18 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

In this week's episode Ashley and Krystal discuss what a "Dick Appointment," is and all that it entails when getting ready for one. Hairy nipples, knee shaving and vag scaping are just a few of the items covered in the episode and not necessarily in that order. Join the ladies and listen to what they have to say about Dick Appointments.

Sending Nudes

September 25, 2020 16:47 - 1 hour - 55.4 MB

Get out those phones and get ready to download this week's episode for "Sending Nudes." Ashley and Krystal have an in depth conversation about the art of a nude pic. Yup that's right, the ladies share their tales of sending and receiving nude photos. There is mention of vag shots, dick pics and booty booms. Ashley and Krystal even go as far as to discuss to whether men should or should not send "the dick pic." Tune in and get ready to hear Ashley and Krystal jibber jabber about nudies.

Netflix & Chill

September 18, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

In this week's episode Krystal and Ashley discuss the infamous Netflix and Chill activity. The ladies recant stories from their past and reveal some hilarious moments. They even provide some insight to what should and should not be done. Tune in and listen to Ashley and Krystal!

Teenage Dirtbags

September 11, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 77.6 MB

Tune in on this week's episode as Krystal, Ashley and long time friend Bean discuss reckless things that the trio did as youngins. Something about goats, cars rolling down driveways and saran wrap... To find out more, get comfy and listen up!

THE Love Letter

September 04, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

In this week's episode Krystal and Ashley discuss taking risks, psychics and Krystal's infamous love letter. Yup, you read right. Krystal and Ashley FINALLY discuss the love letter that Krystal wrote to her love interest. Bold or Brazen... or maybe both? Check out this week's episode and listen to the ladies spill the tea.

Quarantini Blues

August 28, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.5 MB

In this week’s episode Krystal and Ashley bring to light some of the crazy things that they’ve been up to whilst in quarantine. Pianos, getting buff and George Washington buns are mentioned... tune in on this week’s episode to find out what Krystal and Ashley have been up to!

Quarentini Blues

August 28, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.5 MB

In this week’s episode Krystal and Ashley bring to light some of the crazy things that they’ve been up to whilst in quarantine. Pianos, getting buff and George Washington buns are mentioned... tune in on this week’s episode to find out what Krystal and Ashley have been up to!

Swiping on Tinder

August 14, 2020 11:45 - 1 hour - 63.8 MB

Swipe swipe swipe... swipe swipe swipe... swipe on Tinder... Listen in on this week's episode as Krystal and Ashley share their experiences with the ever so famous dating app "Tinder." If you'd like to know what NOT to do while dating in this day and age and laugh alongside the ladies about some pretty raunchy profiles they came across... sit your booty down and tune in!

The Art of Flirting

August 07, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MB

Flirting... Also known as Banter, Blandishment, Pursuit or Seduction. Krystal and Ashley dive into the art of flirting. The ladies dish on what SHOULD and SHOULD NOT be done when attempting to woo the female human. They share their experiences of failed and successful attempts as well as "playing yourself." Whether you are working out, sitting and doing nothing or just pooping; do those things and listen in with Ashley and Krystal on this week's episode!

Let's Talk About Sex, Baby

July 31, 2020 10:00 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MB

In this week's episode Ashley and Krystal bring back long time friend Daniel Peraza to dive deep into the mysteries of sex. The trio discuss orgasms and how to get there, kinky toys and breaking stigmas between Men and Women seeking pleasure. We are all adults here... unless you're not... in which case... go get approval from mummy and daddy. Come and listen in on a taboo subject with Krystal and Ashley!

Periods; The Bloody Kind

July 24, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

Menstruation, or period, is normal vaginal bleeding that occurs as part of a woman's monthly cycle. Every month, your body prepares for pregnancy. If no pregnancy occurs, the uterus, or womb, sheds its lining. The menstrual blood is partly blood and partly tissue from inside the uterus-Per medlineplus.gov. Listen to this week's episode as Krystal and Ashley discuss Heavy flows, Tampons, Bleed out stories and Menstrual cups!

The Stuff that Makes Your Pants Hot: Attraction

July 10, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Have you ever wondered what makes you go coco loco for someone? Well in this week's episode, Krystal and Ashley dive into a conversation about attraction. That's right ladies and gents, the pants on fire feeling that you get when you are attracted to someone. Sit down and cool those pants off with Krystal and Ashley this week!

Men Can Smell It

July 03, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 89.1 MB

In this week's episode, Ashley and Krystal discuss that ever so faint but VERY distinctive smell that men seem to catch onto... Dun dun dunnnnnn, breakups!! The ladies chit chat alongside their friend Rachel Tabacnic on deal breakers, settling, expectations and the infamous breakups that they have all experienced. Listen to the ladies in this week's episode as they spill the real TEA on that special scent men seem to sniff out.

Fuckboy vs. Fuck-buddy

June 26, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 79.6 MB

In this week's episode, a very special friend of Ashley and Krystal joins in on the conversation of Fuckboys vs. Fuck-buddies. The ladies spill the tea on their definitions and descriptions of Fuckboys AND Fuck-buddies. They bring in real stories from dating app experiences, bar encounters and life in general. Sit with Ashley, Krystal and Jessi as you sip your tea and they spill theirs.

Tongue Stabbing: Dating Realities

June 19, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

In this week's episode, listen to Ashley and Krystal as they discuss the realities of dating with two old friends from their younger years. The ladies get the male perspective from their dear friends Daniel Peraza and Beau Dickenson on tongue stabbing, sliding into DM's and everything else that is probably TMI. Come and find out what everyone has to say!

MTV Jabronies

June 12, 2020 11:45 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

In this weeks podcast Ashley and Krystal reminisce on those early 2,000's MTV shows most 90's babies remember as an after school special. Get ready to microwave some pizza rolls and take a trip down nostalgia lane with Krystal and Ashley as they discuss Room Raiders, NEXT, Date My Mom and Parental Controls.

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

June 05, 2020 11:30 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MB

In today's podcast Krystal Cedeno and Ashley Melvin, two candid humble ladies from South Florida discuss the trials and tribulations of being a member to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee aka the tiny boob society. Buckle down to get to know Krystal and Ashley as well as hear their experiences.